That Story Show - Clean Comedy

Lillee describes a nightmare involving her family and some evil llamas.

Patrick's mom is cut loose with a medical skin stapler. Liam gets caught gaming all night.

Rachel fights the 'rona and her anxiety trying to get her car started in a pandemic.

Young Patrick innocently asks to attend an adult dance lounge known as the Purple Church.

Shawn makes sure his son has to pass a test before getting his fishing license.

Ben from Louisiana insists that an object that travels through a canine's digestive tract comes out better than before.

Fred's mom scars him for life when a mouse forces her into a less than decent condition.

Disney Evans learns in a cringey way that being a school ambassador is not for her.

Barbara tells of a time her father was the target of a flying squirrel with a vendetta.

Colleen shares a story from first grade about a slide that was slippery for all the wrong reasons.

Just to be clear, Karen, this episode contains Santa spoilers!

The Baffled Buffoon has a black and white printer that is printing red lines. Impossible!

Cameron's dad enjoys a chunk of used peanut butter. Cynthia gives herself mini hickeys.

Asher plays baseball with a machete strapped to his leg. Maia throws her hamster out the window.

Trevor's wife knows how to get rid of dragons. Camden lies about stealing cookies.

John thinks grandmas are hot. Hana's brother is going to end up in prison.

Coleen's boyfriend goes after the wrong set of legs in the pool. James makes a huge mistake when filling his dog's water bowl.

Savealife78's husband needs a little help to fulfill his husbandly duties around the house. Evan holds baby puke in his mouth.

Jim's classmate tries to share the Good News during a dissection. Tess has too many kids.

Lizz and Aaron share a story about a spanking that got way out of hand.

Evan cracks his shin one to many times on his wife's childhood furniture.

James shares a disturbing story about a young man, his mother, and a bathroom.

Eva experiences a movement of a different kind during a particularly deep prayer. John experiences phantom tingles.

Steve's baby bites his bits. Grandpa swears loudly in church and Vic gets wasted on Soma.

Hope and her boyfriend connect over a shared meme. James makes a confession about Carman.

Karen tries to burn down a college library. Gail-Marie puts out a fire using pure genius.

Georgia puts a piece of glass through her toe. Angela sings a song to her class on Zoom

Jackson's little brother lies about the contents of his sandwich. James is ticked at Jesus.

Trevor is burped like a baby. Anitra witnesses a bathroom stall door beat down.

Eva's family faces the unspeakable horror of a gas station bathroom. Baby Lliam picks up a dead mouse.

Vivia wants chocolate milk and is bad. Pierce is a crush killer.

James' son is in rare form after a broken elbow requires anesthesia. Lucy's brother swallows his tooth and goes hunting for it.

This week we share 14 years of negative reviews we've gotten for the podcast.

James bags the illusive Finless Brown while fishing with his dad. Ryan draws a bomb and gets tagged as a tiny terrorist.

Meet Challenger. He's a young black lab and he loves to dig! Trevor yells at the wrong person. Elisabeth goes to the bank.

Rachel looses her dad. Danny finds the wrong dad. James messes up everyone's gender.

The church secretary can't understand what neck trauma headgear has to do with piano tuning. Emily kicks over a fire ant hill.

John battles a massive snake in his attic. James looses his mind.

Victoria has an Evil Step-Grandmother that gave her a spooky keychain. Asher’s Grandpa practices self-surgery.

Wayne takes out a tooth with his smooth Taekwondo moves. Annie gets the fright of her life playing Bloody Mary.

Chris thinks he's making a new friend. Little does he know he's the target of a multi-level marketer.

Walt helps Jed keep the kids behaving. A lady never wanted to talk to John.

Christopher has to share a bathroom with a very drunk individual. James has a freaking weird interaction with a kid. John gets wished a happy Valentine's Day.

Wayne's 80 year old neighbor hops the fence with a meat cleaver. John's moving house and James scared the mess out of some kids.

Some kid becomes hysterical over a closed app. James puts his underwear on backwards.

Mike and his sister lose track of their mother's ashes. James' son sees an angel.

Ramiro relives his horrible rodent control job. John asks is it okay to tell someone when their clothes aren't on right.

Joseph has a creepy girl on his tail. John take the wrong cup at Starbucks. James is overdressed for Subway.

Tiny from Earth Oddity Podcast joins us this week and shares the story of a little prank that paid off big time!

Emily has a disturbing chat with a lady about chicken nuggets.

James' wife thinks the baby Yoda is actually Yoda. James unwittingly names his new dog Mr. Noodles.

John jumps 67 feet off the bridge of a giant boat. What a pain in the rear!

Making a blanket for your gerbil is a bad plan.

Harmony tries to do her job and stay germ-free. Then this happens.

John's got a human-sized stuffed animal on the loose. James worries about people who don't know how to Chic-fil-a.

James wants to see his wife fight a lady. John answers questions about Disney Plus. Jessica gets tricked in Dare Damage. Jane gets a misprint on her face in Saturday Retreat Treat, Matthew argues in I'm In Charge. Landon gets yelled at in The Story of Ranger Jan. Emily's husband finds a new friend in I'm a Believer. Erik finds out that mice can swim thanks to Micheal Phelps Mouse. Kathy helps her boss get out of an embarrassing Ticket Tangle.

This week it's a collection of the scariest middle school drama stories we could find!

James tangos with a mouse. John dreams of putting things right. Samuel tries some Under Age Popcicleing. “I” brings a wholesome story of Crow Care. The Fiddlerrockstar deals with at 17 Story Fire and Jeremy reminds us that Cats (and dogs) Are Gross.

Telman writes in sharing several stories from his middle school years when James was his Youth Pastor. Kathy's boss causes and Exploding Egg, Stephen's tooth gets a Deep Impact, Fred has a Minor Emergency and Megan gets a Lip-gloss Blessing.

John hates pajama day. James' wife is a bowl flipper. Ricky gets an Early Easter Egg. Johnathan has to go Digging Down Deep to get glass out of his foot. Dan's daughter is happy that the family pet is Dead and Buried. Samantha is the victim of IT Exaggeration and Jackson's sister thinks she's getting Consecrated.

James' son gets attacked by a hawk. John tries to make Kook-aid in his mouth. Siya's father causes confusion in a Pleasant Prison. J talks in his sleep about a farm chair. John is asked if he's on duty. Lauren's dad recreates a bad vacation movie with a Reckless RV. Stephen's little brother said a bad word. And Samuel shares three little stories: Nursing Home Nuggets.

John looses his eyebrows. James needs to be spoken to very slowly. Fiddlerrockstar's camp burns down. Jane has a bat on her door. Emily's baby is mooning everyone. Meghan returns an unused diaper, and Matt gets busted while having tummy troubles.

James son speaks Parseltongue. John is an epic quiz master.

James hates his dog. John owns up to making noises in class.

John gets no respect at Burger King. James' son proves he's the best kid in the family.

James and his wife go on vacation to Mexico. John hates on stuff.

John is more perfect than perfection. Sarah leaves her siblings to die. James really likes salad. MomofBoys is a wet blanket. Tiny gets scammed. Jed's wife-to-be is worried about her marriage medicine. Nathan's daughter tries to rip out her teeth. Nate's wife is too old to attract a pedophile and Sara hears from God in a text message.

Fred's buddy has a crappy camper. James is his mom's favorite son. John's son has the voice of a wedding planner. Drew gets an unexpected shower. Anonymous Wife and her husband have an interesting week of revival. Parker slaps his grandmother and Dan enjoys a glass-filled slushie.

Buckle up as we blaze through the best of the first five episodes of Nobody's Listening.

John says The Lion King sucks. Amedly speaks Spanish. Andrew wins a crappy remote. Elizabeth has a crazy friend. Noah's co-worker sees monkeys in his phone pics. Wii has a leaky bladder. Becca goes over the hill. Luke dials 911. MomofBoys talks to a crazy lady and Phil tries to scare an owl out of his church.

Our special guest, Jeremy (Spider Pan) Shields from Neverland: To Disney and Beyond, shares a great camp story about a campground built near an insane asylum. Send in your story this week for a chance to win a $20 Steam gift card!

James brings a story about trying to find a place to relieve himself. John has a special prayer partner. Then we've got stories about people catching a cat, a kid peeing out of a tree, trying to defend the English language to toddlers and more. Clean comedy at its finest!

It's the show after Narthex Con so we share funny stories from Narthex Con! Also some great listener stories that'll put hair on your chest... well, you'll learn what grosses out a chimp anyhow.

Join us as we record in front of a live audience at the first annual Narthex Con! John and James share hilarious clean comedy stories and interact live with storytellers in the audience. Not to be missed!

It's episode 300 and it's bat-themed in celebration of the 10-year anniversary of John turning into a bat and flying away (which happened during episode 160)! Enjoy a plethora of funny real-life stories about bats and the people who were freaked out by them.

This week James and Jenna are bringing you some hilarious life stories and commentary. Enjoy!

Chris Cowan from The Cowan Boys Super Movie Show shares a great fart story with a surprise ending.

Austin Reason and Janusz Strzepek guest host and share stories about adulting and creating a game with a cult following.

James and his wife are on a date when a lady approaches them. You won't believe what happened next!

Justice is served when a cocky customer service rep tries to hold James to a false contract.

Luke Kirk shares a story about a co-worker who enjoyed painting the toilet stalls with his own waste.

What would you do if you had a huge palmetto bug fly up your pants?

John tells of the time he dumped his future wife but managed to win her back in the cringiest way possible.

James think's he's made up a new thing, but finds it's already a thing.

This week we’re cleaning out the septic tank that the TSS inbox has become by telling all of the poop, pee, vomit and booger stories all in one show! It’s horrible.

It's James, John and their boys: Johnnie, J and James... and Bobby (*shudder*) sharing various funny stories.

This week we take randomly generated words and tell the real-life stories that they evoke.

James falls through a hole in the floor after trying to fix it. Stories: Dad Joke Alert from Matthew Z. My Dad from Carrie Wright The Last Straws from David The Bogus Bonus from Trevor Subconscious Spender from Luke Kirk Daggum Foam Cups from Camille Zoo Poo from James the Great Mom Fight from Nathan Stryker

Guest-host Dan Snook delivers us a plethora of anecdotes along with a remarkable superabundance of audience stories! Thanks Thesaurus.com!

How far would you go to get a forgotten permission slip? Erik Fisher of Beyond The To-do List guest hosts.

No matter what, this episode always comes back to movies. That's because we've got Francisco and Paul from Retro Rewind Podcast and movies is their bread and butter. Enjoy!

When a man named Scarface signs for your missing package, what do you do? Donna Harris from Constantly Under Construction guests and tells us just that.

We've got another hilarious clean comedy podcast for you. This week we're joined by Lucas Kirk who shares a story about a glow-in-the-dark drummer at a funeral.

This week our stories share a common theme: something not being where it belongs. Momofboys has and experience with shark flavored ice. Courtney looses and finds a remote control. Mike has a run-in with a deer. Austin sees a guy go in the wrong bathroom. Fred shares a sink with an old man. Delaina uses her bare feet to stop her bike. Steve pepper sprays himself and Trevor is mad that his sister didn't come to the graduation.

There's something women like about a flea market man. At least that's what Will believes as he's hit on by an aggressive Southern female with secret ways.

Since John shared his Dead Bambi story as a comedy piece a couple shows back, we're dedicating an entire show to stories that relate in some way to Death. LULZ!

It's a whole new year and we're back with some great clean comedy stories. James shares about his holiday surgery, David yells at an LBB and John doesn't care for matching pajamas when he's going to the Polar Express. Plus we're sharing your hilarious real life stories. Thanks to everyone who sent something in!

David shares a variety of hilarious real life stories from the past several weeks, plus your stories! Clean comedy at its finest!

This week James tells a funny story about a guy who wandered into a children’s emergency room. John brings a story about a dead baby deer. Uplifting and inspiring.

This week we share some of our greatest stories ever... and one that we will never speak of again.

Austin Reason joins us for our first Alternative Episode to share stories of life living in the South... in a trailer.

It's our annual Halloween Theme Show with stories that will make you want to scream... for a variety of reasons ranging from fear to disgust. You know how we roll.

Special guest, Ethan Nicolle joins TSS this week to share a story of a girl he once crushed on so much that he created an entire band for her. Bacon and Waffles tells a story of his father hooking a bit more than a fish. Ryan is offered something that is defiantly not a snack at work. Kate may or may not have had a friend fall asleep in a trashcan during hide-and-seek. Savannah lets one go and almost gets away with it.

James shares several stories of chills and thrills from his family's visit to Six Flags over Saint Louis' Fright Fest 2018. John tries to convince us he's not a good person. James flops on the ground like a penguin. Claire has to deal with a tiny square mustache on her son's German paper doll project. Jake's friend uses a dead bird for a pillow. Sarah needs to stop winking and Nate St Clare takes us back to November 2006.

This week David tells of a harrowing excursion during his honeymoon led by a mysterious man who called himself Johnny Coca-cola. Also John is nearly gunned down by a guard. James still have trouble with his grapes. David is taking advantage of an old man. Missy wants Gwen Stefani eyebrows. Cole is saved by an angry angel with a black lab. Katie burns her ramen. William's got a crack in his soul. John has feedback and Emily's husband celebrates a teacher's un-birthday. Enjoy!

Everyone's favorite Canadian Co-host is our special guest this week sharing stories from his time away from us. Plus lots of other great clean comedy stories: John impresses an excitable Canadian. James has trouble with some ambitious grapes. Trevor has a disappointing bird problem. Amanda falls apart at a funeral she wasn't even supposed to be at. Janusz has a huge beetle stuck in his ear. Isabel's family finds a disturbing dental walkway. Phil tells of two brothers who throw the third in a death ditch. Wholesome family fun for the whole family! BIRDS!!!!

James shares a horrible story of the torture and pain associated with having his finger stitched up after a woodcarving mishap.

This week's show is a time capsule of clean comedy featuring unused stories from 2008... yes, 10 years ago. Enjoy your trip back in time!

This week TSS is bringing you more clean comedy as John shares the story of the worst Christmas he can remember. James reminds us that your little fir babies are still animals. John’s son’s feet are too big. Christina swears that The Bee War is coming. Katie can’t understand what she’s reading. Nate needs Viagra, and Dan learns to use and lose his fly. All that and the weirdest Recap Song in recent history. Enjoy the random!

When James needs help with a private medical issue, wouldn’t you know the male doctor would be out of the office! Plus James’ eye is leaking, John’s afraid of the man in his sister’s bathroom, Lucas has conversations with his sleeping wife, Canaan has special toothpaste, Clare’s mom is going to lose that toe, rats can stress-poop and Clare wants the Catholics to have a nice weekend. Lots of fun this week!

It's not Sunday but we do have a whole lot of listener submitted stories for you this week! John's son has relationship drama, James messes up a middle schooler's ride experience, refrigerators are peed in, waffles are stomped, and college kids are embarrassed. Enjoy!

James tells the Featured Story about an embarrassing moment at Subway. John’s kids rename themselves. James’ son is an evil comedy genius. We’ve got another Mommy Lifehack, some great listener submissions and the Recap Song. Enjoy!

John shares the story of his nearly fatal car crash from two years back. Plus, what do you do with the body of a dead giant? What happens when you're shooting arrows and your wife has a baby? What does a yawn and a hiccough sound like. All this and more on this episode of That Story Show.

We’re talking about what we’ve been up to for the past two years, middle school dumpster diving, mommy life hacks, asking fathers for permission to marry their daughters, a naked bike race, an inappropriate child, returning anything to Walmart, fiancée boogers. and much, much more.

Clean comedy for the whole family. This week we’re telling stories about: Dead Tropical Fish, Dead Pandas, A Hungry Dentist, and more. Plus our quiz and Would I Lie To You game!

This week we’ve got more clean-comedy spitting your way: A bloody gerbil, Vaccinating a teddy bear, Taking out your brain, A psycho hospital toilet and much more! Patrons get your Bonus Audio.

This week we’ve got some great clean-comedy stories for ya: Puddle o’ Lando, an assistant headed to H-E double-hockey-sticks, Flammable 70’s Shag, Stolen goose head, and why James has to beat his car. Patrons get your Bonus Audio.

John quizzes our knowledge of butt trivia. Christian shares some tips on how to enjoy Islands of Adventure in Tampa, Florida. Graham C’s sister shares where here hair went. So much more. A great episode! Patrons get your bonus audio here.

This week we’ve got more clean comedy for ya. Stories about tire trouble, bonfire burdens, terrible tubes, flippin’ the bird, and a bloodball! Patrons get your bonus audio here.

It’s time to dig down deep into the weird world of the average American middle schooler. What do they think is funny? How about writing with poop, Making a bad joke before a funeral, Being cast as a Donkey, Slipping in mud trying to kick someone and more!

This week James, John, and Christian bring you clean comedy stories about: Wedgies, swapping chromebooks, handcuffs, Walmart, and bad sandwich meat.

This week James, John, Christian AND special guest-host Donovan Adkisson bring you clean comedy stories about: Red Box, a School buss disaster, a racist baby, and a warm plate of Not-Queso dip.

This week James, John and Christian bring you clean comedy stories about: Kids wishing they could remember infancy. Is the Pastor’s house messy? Getting blamed for a messy bathroom stall. Peacock Pie. A tattletale TV. Sunday School Survival. A 7th grader and his brother enjoy a bee attack. Also thanks to Trainkid9 for his “One From...

This week James, John and Christian bring you clean comedy stories from childhood. Funny stories about the silly things kids say, the things they do for fun, and the misunderstandings they often have. It’ll make you want to get a job as a “Checklinester”.

Who knew librarians had “Library Stories” where patrons lose their minds? Chris Cowan of Pop Mockers has a 3-year-old who thinks if you have a big belly, you’re having a baby… no matter what your gender. John brings the Quiz-Knows. James brings a story for “Would I Lie To You”. Christian brings “One From The...

James’ daughter does something stupid with her hair. John sees James from the past. Christian can’t get the bar stools her ordered. Plus new segments and listener stories! Best clean funny podcast!

Christian has troubles with a grill. John sends a text message to the wrong person. James hates his stupid dog. Plus listener stories!

This week: Awesome things we had to give up as children because of Jesus. TVGuardians bleep even God’s name. A knee injury where “the same color as pizza grease” is mentioned. Lastly Graham C’s sister hacks his email to send in a story of her own. Enjoy!

This week it’s Critical Points, Cheesecakes, and Corn. K. Micheal Prince joins us!

Lucas’ Dad embarrasses him after meeting a cute Redhead on a plane. Graham plays a mean game of Monkey in the Middle. Steve’s Dad paints his own eyes yellow. Enjoy! Buy your own That Story Show T-Shirt!

Christian finds an awesome aquarium and then completely messes the whole thing up! Plus your stories!

We’re back…. again! This week James, John and Christian spin yarns and tell tales. What kind of tales? How about having a 7 year-old kick your butt at chess? A dog pooping out balloons and a little boy who tries to help a church lady with her church dress. Clean comedy baby! Plus a bonus...

Amy burns the Perfect Pancake. Steve can’t dance even inside his Mall Bunny costume. Puppy Dragon’s brother is Desperately Seeking Squiggly. Jaryd’s 7 year-old sister is a Batty Biker.

Steve has a real-life Mighty Mouse appear. Brittany looses her eyebrow piercing. Arlyn becomes a trapper catapult. Issac gets a girl off him and Daniel has a bad case of the black socks. Buy your own That Story Show T-Shirt! Follow James on Tumblr.

This week John tells of a Facebook Birthday post that left him bent over with laughs. Jennifer returns as guest-host.

This week James’ wife Jennifer fills the second-chair in John’s place. Jenn shares her brave battle against a pest located under her car.

We catch up a bit from our Holiday Break and share several hilarious Middle School and Homeschool stories. Warning: It’s funny…

Today we’re James, John and Christian are telling stories about their Christmas experiences, memories and traditions. The Very Last Room – Christmas Story by James Kennison

Madeline from Tallahassee shares an…interesting story about an interesting character from her job at Goodwill. This Week’s Stories The Bonfils Incident [11:20] Crotch Rotch [16:17] Snot Shirt [18:57] Sweater Puppies [20:20] Rerouted [25:03] Horse Crap [27:14] Dixie’s Yellow Jacket [32:32]

James, John and guest-host Christian share funny real-life stories. This week Justin tells us about his least favorite outhouse. Hint: It’s the furthest one. This Week’s Stories Snap, Crackle, Pop [16:52] Bloody Bathroom [20:36] Feeding Time [26:13] Hose the Devil Off [28:55] The Stinky Foot [34:51] Godzilla [37:38] Little Mr. Cheese Guy [39:50] Nightmare Flies [45:02]

This week we’ve got a ton of listener-submitted late Halloween Stories and a new segment titled, Homeschool Report! Oh, and John makes fun of Italian Greyhounds. This Week’s Stories A Grave Goodbye [14:38] Death Angel [17:09] Me As A Girl [21:33] The Un-Enhanced Story [24:53] On A Stick [31:45] Fly Larvae [34:38] Fruit Salad [41:15]...

This week John is in recovery from his Halloween Alternative event and we’re joined by Break Room Studio‘s Chris Cowan who learns, thanks to a listener’s story, that Zumba is stupid. This Week’s Stories The Most Embarrassing Moment in the History of My Life [17:04] Zumba Is Stupid [21:26] The Guy Who Tried Way Too Hard [24:24]...

Elizabeth shares a story about her first Krispy Kreme doughnut, and the less-than-fresh milk she got to enjoy with it. This Week’s Stories Shower Socks [2:35] The Ninja Termite [7:05] Highway Moon [14:22] Crispy Cream [16:20] Tooth Extraction Conniption [19:52] The Legless Turtle [24:13] Fun With Trenches [27:46] Crazy Old Great-Uncle Dr. Wade [30:27] Deep...

Vacation is supposed to be relaxing and restful. So why are all of our stories about getting sick and nearly killing your kids? Enjoy! Story Song: I’ve Got News For You

Welcome to the first episode of That Story Show! This week we’re sharing your funny real-life stories and inviting you to do the same. This Week’s Stories: Dog’s Can’t Tell Time [4:30] Bad News BBQ [6:46] A Bugged Life [15:07] The Pinch [18:11] She’s Got An Arm Off [21:24] Every Rose Has It’s Thorn [23:20] Cheesy...

This week’s stories all seem to prove what we at Nobody’s Listening have known for a long time: Kids are idiots. Featuring some content that didn’t make it into last week’s theme show and some stuff from 2011!

This week we’re doing a Theme Show and that theme is “Things I believed when I was a kid”! We’ve got a ton of listener-submitted stories that’ll make you laugh till your inner-child starts complaining!

Corey’s son helps cover their dog’s tracks as a serial bird killer. Zane builds a Sparkler Bomb. Keith blames his brother for a flooded tent.

Keith is two for two with his seeing-eye-dog stories. This week Mackie is licking lotion off people… no matter where it may be. Stories: James has a demon in his doorbell. John finally sees Frozen. Tony thinks James is an LBB for making him drop his sign. Keith tells us about his guide-dog Macky’s love...

John has a devil cat sneak into his church peeing and pooping on everything. He shares the great lengths he went to in ridding his place of worship from the demonic feline. Stories: John rids his church of a devil cat. James embarrasses his 4th grade daughter for the first time. Paulie’s wife farts out...

James shares a long forgotten story of a time he faked his own death, and a trip to Heaven, to avoid an embarrassing medical procedure. Show Recap: John had a busy week. James pulled a surprisingly long and ill placed thread from his shorts. John did a funeral and confirmed to everyone that he had never...

John’s back from his two-week “vacation” at kid’s camp and an FCF adventure, and he’s ready to tell us how he really feels about it all. Show Recap: John loves and hates kid’s camp. Camp is just controlled chaos and he loves silence. He loved his FCF campout and is embarrassed about his FCF name,...

This week Chris Cowan from Pop Mockers podcast fills in for John, James’ blood is slow and Chris’s son licks his plate and the bottom of his sandals clean. Show Recap: We review Christ Cowan’s last 5 tweets. Talk about what a Bucket List is and isn’t. Tweeted messages the world can’t understand. Farting is...

This week my friend Christian Suddreth is trading places with regular co-host John Steinklauber. We’re reviewing social media, eating GoGurt from a bowl, listening to a six-year-old swear on accident, and drinking hot water. This week’s clean comedy stories: James feels like a homeless junky walking through Kingsland, Georgia at night. Christian’s mom updates her...

There is a baby who belongs to two listeners of Nobody’s Listening who wouldn’t even be married if not for this show! This is their story! This week’s clean comedy stories: James’ dog risks his life by lying on his laptop backpack. John had to deal with Yard Sale people. James was nearly eaten by...

This week James wants to slap over-protective, helicopter parents for their children’s bad behaviors… and then he sings about it. This week’s clean comedy stories: John’s son is “that” kid at camp that won’t shower and get’s scared at night. James has problems with the behavior of the children and parents at most events he...

James decided that if God has a dad he’s done with Christianity. This based on an email from a middle schooler. This week’s clean comedy stories: John was asked to be an extra in some USA Network show he can’t remember the title of. James confuses the Glif with a GILF. John’s son has his...

This week we discover that John looks an awful like 2014 The Voice winner, Josh Kaufman. This week’s stories: White-thug Mentoring Program, John is not Josh Kaufman from The Voice, Jenna’s got three earring holes in one ear, Skyrim and BioShock Infinite bundle, Radio Shack Guy thinks James’ name is Karen, What else comes free...

Bonnie thanks us for not using the F-Bomb… so we make our own version… rated G. This week’s stories: James kinda apologizes to California. John has a not-so-evil twin, Hulu is showing Olivia Wilde commercials, Johns son says the f-bomb, James forwards his wife a distressing message, “Youth and Children did it okay!”, James tries...

John takes his Ranger group to a Old West town that seems to reinforce Native American stereotypes. This week’s funny stories: John got a Happy Memorial Day from Walmart, James’ family went to Animal Kingdom Lodge and got cable, John got all of the LEGO Simpsons minifigs, takes a group of Royal Rangers to Westville and...

James describes his experience at a hipster California cuisine bar-and-grill. This episode John’s got a messy office, someone’s tagging graffiti boogers, and James is reading “Dad is Fat” by Jim Gaffigan. James shreds his boxers, barely stomachs a hip California Grille, gets a straw to the nose and witnesses an old lady in a miniskirt...

John’s a ranting fool this week. He’s got problems with Westinghouse and isn’t afraid to rant in a calm voice about it! This week you’ll laugh as James’s son tries to read book full of the’s. John hates his broken Westinghouse TV. James takes a selfie but his daughter didn’t know. John’s Man Room is...

James tries to peg a moth in the toilet bowl. John’s got issues with an idiot at Panera and his son’s a Sinner. Stay till the end for a Recap-song that pays tribute to a special dearly departed guide-dog. This episode we talked about the updated Website, My new favorite patron, Doctor Who season 8...

I almost named this episode Technical Chicklets in honor of listener, Keith and the Skype problems that plagued the last five minutes of the show… but John’s reference to an amazing URL won out. This episode we talked about: Olivia Wilde had a baby with someone, Horses are poison, Stupid Jokes that are Funny, Jenna...

This week James shares a comedy of errors that starts with a secret rash and ends with unintentional adulterous texts. We also talk about: Jenna is a face stamper, “I have something to say”, John’s anniversary, See Rock City, Ruby Falls, The Frontiersman Camping Fellowship, Patreon supporters have brought back the recap-song, Derek points out how entertaining teenagers can be,...

This week James and John Wilkerson of TheWiredHomeschool.com and ChallengingCosmos.com share updates and your funny life stories. We also talk about: John’s podcasts James’ homeschool experience James’ standing desk J’s prayers Jenna working the toothfairy How to sit Faster Than Light (FTL) A guy on the corner with a hairdryer James’ belfie facebook profile pic...

This week we’re back to doing what we do: Sharing funny stories and talking about all kinds of crazy stuff. We also talk about: April Fools Jokes J trying out his sense of humor The Stupid Dog Church Junk Hospital Visits & Blood Bags Prank dialing a friend

Hello Podcast People! What’s been going on? Sorry, we were in a coma for 151 73 weeks… where is everybody? Wait… there’s a former listener shambling his way over now. Hello! No hugging please. Why are you trying to bite me?! No! NO! AHHHHHHH!!!! So the bad news, James is a zombie now. The good news? After...

By popular request we relive EP 106 – Elevator Action featuring a simple story by Trevor that is ruined, yet enhanced, by James and a brand-new co-host, John Steinklauber. Thanks Dog King, Drew and Zeke for sending in your favorite NLCast moment. Episode Rewound: EP 106 – Elevator Action Consider sponsoring an episode for only...

Huge thanks to Dan aka Dr. Louie for sending in his favorite NLPast moment. James shares a story where he and his wife are very concerned that they have just been served jerky made from a recently deceased dog. Plus the story’s Recap Song. Enjoy! Plus, your stories and emails! Episode Rewound: Episode 176 –...

This week Elizabeth invites us to relive the time David convinced Switchboard Suzy that he was a woman stuck in an elevator. Then where he pretended to be stuck in an elevator. Then Zeke requests the “I Like Spaghetti” recap song, a fan favorite. Episodes Rewound: EP 31 – Switchboard Suzy (2007) EP 2 –...

Relive one of the funniest stories and tightest recap songs in NLCast history from Episode 189. Hosted by James Kennison, John Steinklauber, and Ethan Nicolle. Big thanks to Luke Barnett for sharing his favorite “NLPast” moment and sparking this idea! Do you have a favorite moment from a past NLCast show? Send your suggestions to...

John’s got another story about kissing someone he should be kissing on… and the havoc which it wrought!

This episode James tells about an unfortunate incident on a couch that necessitated he flip the cushion. Check out James’ guest-host spot on Westside of Mars Podcast for this week’s special Weekly Update! (note: as of posting the episode was not available for direct linking) Need excellent website hosting? Use what we use: BlueHost! Purchase the NLCast...

Join James and John as they celebrate 200 episodes of NLCast! We’re talking about Umbrella Ministries, mighty Corgi’s and more!

Welcome back every people! After an extended three month hiatus NLCast is back! Join James and John as they share updates from the past few months.

What can I say… It’s a show dominated by our own Weekly Updates! Plus your emailed stories. Opening Song: If My Wife Knew – James Kennison (mp3) Sponsors: Ana Silva, Westside of Mars Podcast Sponsor your own Episode! Hosts: James Kennison, John Steinklauber

It’s scary to be home alone when you’re used to a house full of people… and when you hear noises outside your bedroom window at 3am it’s even freaker! This week James tells of the night his worst nightmares came true.

James tells of his mis-adventures while trying to claim his tickets for the AMC Marvel Movie Marathon.

K. Micheal Prince shares a sad story about a little boy at survival camp who really misses his doggy.

Theme show this week. We’re talking about pranks we’ve done on family members. Plus your email stories and comments.

Drew Covert from Westside of Mars Podcast joins James and K. Micheal for a calm, quiet evening of storytelling.

Guest host Robert Harrington of It’s Just Us and The Touch Fan Cast joins NLCast this week and shares a story about a ill-fated road trip complete with Boss and locust attacks. Plus, James is a Brony and Jenna manipulates her Dad like a 10-sided die. Opening Song: Cat Licking A Hamster – Parry Gripp Hosts: James Kennison, Robert...

This week James and John are joined by guest-host K Micheal Prince from the Super Secret Podcast for Young Husbands. We read your emails and tell your stories. Plus, James talks about three stupid kids on a well-loved Disney ride.

James, John and Ethan return to update you on their lives and James’ emergency appendix removal.

Ethan Nicole shares a trio of his most embarrassing stories. Opening Song: ‘My First Hardcore Song’ by 8yr old Juliet Weekly Updates: John got a haircut. Ethan is having a documentary filmed. James is Getting Things Done (GTD). Featured Story: Ethan had a ball at camp, got inked in science class, and was the proud owner of a Wizz Waffle....

A random collection of stories, most of which are poo related. Enjoy! Opening Song: Talking Classics by Keith Apicary Weekly Updates: Ethan had some really weird dreaming going on, while John’s kid finally uses the potty for the first time. James has a thing for little girls’ hair and people’s moms. Your Stories: Our Aussie friend McGinnis...

James, John and Ethan talk about what they got for Christmas and share some great stories from Christmas past, present and future. Opening Song: I Farted on Santa’s Lap (suggested by The Raman Noodle). Weekly Updates: James is the ultimate spammer and the best Facebook friend you ever wished to have. John’s son wishes the world a...

John has had many wonderful adventures in his Flag Football career.

James tells the story of his first roommate and his fixation with an abandoned house. Opening Song: “Sumimasen” by Parry Gripp Weekly Updates: John – John’s son has an uncanny has a way with stating the obvious. Ethan – Had a Final Destination type experience. James – NLCast.com was hacked… by John. Listener Stories: Walter – told about a...

Ethan Nicolle tells a wonderful story of how he tempted members of a local gym with the promise of pizza. Opening Song: “The Angry Birds Theme” covered by Pomplamoose Weekly Updates: James wants you to listen to his update over at Geek Loves Nerd. John got a huge splinter and Ethan had a less than...

John shares several stories from his trip helping his Mom move out west. Plus, we’re joined by new co-host Ethan Nicolle! Opening Song: The GAG Quartet “Le Internet Medley” Weekly Updates: James talks about his troubles with an infected burn. John wonders why moving trucks don’t have rear-view mirrors. Ethan talks about chicken parts… even...

James and John recap Halloween and share their frightening tales of candy, scaring people, and toots… (grow up John)! We also listen to some great listener submitted stuff from YOU! Opening Song: This week’s ditty comes to us from the genius of Roomie for a nice cover of Jonathan Coulton‘s Still Alive Weekly Updates: James’ Jenna ponders...

James and John pull listener-submitted stories from the unread archives going back to October of 2009!

This week John shares an excellent story of a bathroom bomb he was forced to clean up in college. Opening Song: Reality Hits You Hard Bro! by the geniuses Schmoyoho Weekly Updates: We got some roach poo eatin, saddlebag bustin, junk punchin madness this week. The Featured Story: This week John shares an excellent story of a bathroom...

James and John share some shameful deeds, ready your stories and give away a Minecraft account. Opening song – Harry Playing Harry Potter Weekly Updates: James got a dog that poops tree trunks, John got a ticket, and James Gets a bird… The Bird. This Week’s Stories: SeniorDoobie had fun going to Pen Island, Melanie found out...

James and John share your stories right out of the NLCast inbox and voicemail line. Opening Song: Pop Culture by Madeon This Weeks Stories: Micah (AKA Assin21) tell us how to get out of playing with 21 year old girls, Ned sent in a camping story on how he un-bucked a kids teeth by tripping...

James and John share your stories right out of the NLCast inbox and voicemail line. Send in your stories for a chance to win a free Minecraft account!

This week we bring you Nobody’s Listening “Unfiltered” where we’re reading your emailed stories right out of our show’s inbox. Send in your stories for a chance to win a free Minecraft account! Opening Song: In Search of Diamonds by Eric Fullerton

James tells a three stories this week. One story for each horse he’s ever ridden and the trama he suffered because of them. Opening Song: Songify This – Best NASCAR Prayer Ever

This week we’re doing a theme show. The theme? Summer Camp! Join James and John as they share the best and worst experiences with Summer Camp. Plus your stories too! Opening Song: Porcupine Eating A Carrot – Parry Gripp

This week John and James have the honor of interviewing and laughing with Comedian and Viral Film Maker Mark Malkoff! Opening Song: Songify This – Can’t Hug Every Cat MarkMalkoff.com – Mark on Wikipedia – Mark’s Twitter

James takes the Featured Story segment this week after spending 10 wonderful days in Ireland. Opening Song: Body Spray by Parry Gripp

This week we’re going deep into the NLCast unread archives from 2009 and pulling out random stories that never saw the light of day. Opening Song “Our Kindergarten Teacher” – Kindergarten of Ch’ŏngam-guyŏk, Ch’ŏngjin-si, DPR Korea

Today we are joined by newcomer Homeschool Jewel as she attempts to set the record straight about how James punked her via email. Opening Song: Dad Life by COTM Happy Father’s Day!

James and John share what’s been running through their Netflix queue. Hint: It ain’t Twilight. Opening Song: The TV Theme Medley (FreddeGredde)

John and James picking through your voicemails and the mess the Google Voice makes of them when it tries to transcribe them. Let’s hope they never perfect it. Did I mention there is a Recap Song at the end? Opening Song: Tunak Tunak Tun by Daler Mehndi

This week James and John are joined by Ethan Nichole, the co-creator and Artist of Axe Cop, to review and riff on the new Dark Horse release, Bad Guy Earth! It’s an extra long episode so hold on tight! This thing is full of Bad Guy Earth spoilers as well… just a warning. This episode...

It’s an all Geek Music episode! Plus your stories. Nu Thang Opening Song – Star Trek Girl by meekakitty James shares a story about two 4 year old boys and a port-a-crib from 1974. John gets a golden tooth and visits Disney World. Windows Music Remix Lego Imperial March Heavy Metal Version See You On...

James and John tell stories that come to mind from randomly generated words. These words actually: cigarette, feature, gate, shopping, pure, restrictive, frilly, heartbreaking. Opening Song – The Aggressive Bee by MCMrNapkins (thanks Cucch!) James’s 3 year old son uses his new ability to speak to support his Dad’s teasing of his older sister. John’s...

James and John are joined by Jennifer Kennison, co-host of Explicit Answers as they reach into the bowels of the NLCast Unread Email Archive from 2009 for your entertainment. Opening Song: Gravy and Toast by SongsToWearPantsTo (thanks John!) James schools a haughty middle school kid. John’s friend’s child spreads rumors about child abuse from his...

James and John talk mostly about movies they’ve seen recently on Netflix streaming. Plus your stories! Opening Song: Mario Theme Song A Capella – Jimmy Opening Song 2: Ching Chong – Jimmy – thanks GrumpyOldMan James misunderstood the intentions of a local Metal Detector Guy John’s Likeness was featured in Axe Cop and he finished...

James and John talk at length about why there hasn’t been a show for the past two weeks. It involves a 7-Eleven, a broken Slurpee machine, a young assistant manager and a sick daughter. Be amazed! Opening Song – Friday by Rebecca Black Opening Song 2 – Superman by Norazo James’ wife cleaned the bathroom...

James and John update you on their week and answer listener submitted questions. Hilarious stories sprinkled throughout.

James and John share your hilarious clean comedy real life stories and a few of their own.

James and John share geeky links and funny love stories from our listeners.

James, John and Erik Fisher (from Wellness Break Radio) tell stories that come to mind from a random word generator plus your stories and comments.

James and John reboot NLCast by sharing funny stories about their trip to California to meet the creators of Axe Cop.

It's our last show ever!!! NOOOO!!!!

James, Trevor and John tell your stories and mock Aaron Neville.

James, Trevor and John read your stories!

It's our wedding theme show. It's also our 1st of our last 4 shows

Ethan Nicolle, co-creator and artist of the amazing webcomic Axe Cop shares a story of a childhood watergun fight.

Mike from TMIPodcast.com shares a story of an event in the night that never should have happened.

James' sister Aimee comes back for a very special milestone episode. She basically just tells lots of crap about her older brother.

Erik J. Fisher of WBR Show fame joins NLCast for the 3rd time and talks about getting walked in on while changing.

John shares a couple stores stories expressing his extreme fondness for cats.

It's a theme show. The theme? "I probably shouldn't share this, but..." It's full of awesome!

The most random show to date. This is the one we talk about race.

James finally tells a whole mess of the Mom stories he has been hinting at over the years.

John shares an excellent story of a french kiss gone horribly wrong.

It's a theme show full of apologies. James, Trevor and John take turns apologizing for hilariously terrible things they've done.

Trevor tells of a time he broke his wrist. James provides the comedy relief.

The best stories, updates and contributions from the past 20 shows or so. Enjoy it like a kick in the jounk!

James and John attempt to clear out the e and v-mail backlog featuring your stories and comments!

John is a fainter. He faints. He tells stories of times he's fainted.

It's a Valentine's Day theme show! Only the most embarrassing and/or heartless Valentines stories we could scrape up from our miserable lives... and yours!

James tells of a woman of conviction who throws it all away to help a little girl believe a lie and then screws it all up.

Trevor shares an amazing story where his daughter goes Cloverfield on the family fish tank.

James, Trevor and John swap stories about bike accidents and having the wind knocked out of them. Plus your stories via email and voice mail.

Check out the WBR Show website! Or in iTunes!

Trevor tells of a time he tried to use his authority to stop a gang of large kids from smoking in the bathroom.

James goes off on a Walmart employee and faces the consequences.

John tells of a time that a teenage James played a stupid joke on his mother as she gave him a ride home. James feels stupid to this day about it.

It's our 2009 Christmas Show! We talk about Santa and our Christmas memories.

The narthex of a church is the entrance or lobby area. Why is that funny? Get your participant code and you'll find out!

John shares a story that could (should) become America's newest Thanksgiving tradition.

James is all settled in Florida so it's time for an E and V-mail show.

John takes a phone call during a very important event.

James tells of a time a nerd kid hit on his future wife.

James, Trevor and John read and respond to listener email and voicemail.

After Trevor tells a story of stealing nameplates in High School, he decides that he wasn't a great kid after all.

Guest host Jennifer of Geek Loves Nerd crashes the party to share a series of stories of the Kennison pets... all of whom have met with a tragic end.

John's ex-girlfriend found us. OMG!

John shares a great story about a long-distance relationship that ended in the worst way possible.

Breakup with Skype is more like it! In spite of the many Skype issues we manage to share some pretty funny and embarrassing breakup stories and a surprise guest host!

It's an e and v-mail show with tons of info about male powdering, the eternal destination of plants, and John's disturbing reviews of District 9.

John tells of a secret crush he had on his first grade teacher.

James tells of a time he buried a trash can full of dog poo in his backyard.

Trevor's wife guest-hosts and shares a story about getting busted while checking what her husband had on under his kilt.

Get ready for a hilariously random show with random stories, random listener submitted emails and voicemails. Plus a special opening song by Rockstar Paul!

Again, it's listener Email and Voicemail... and for some reason John thinks a young Hayley Mills is a hottie.

This week it’s all about you cause it’s an all E and V-mail show peeps!

Trevor takes the wheel, and his sweet time, telling a great story of his teenaged attempt at siphoning gas.

James tells the story of how he received 3rd degree burns on his face from a marshmallow.

It's a theme show. A theme show about fire. So the show's theme is fire themed. James, Trevor and John "put out" their best fire-related stories... and yours as well!

This week John tells a couple of stories about playing with fire.Also featuring some of the best listener submitted stories of all time.

It's an all e and v-mail show. Fluffy bees, wookie cushions, forgotten visitors, root canals, lazy McDonald's employees, ninja bikers and more!

This week we're joined by our new guest-host John, but Trevor gets the featured story this week... and it's a doozy.

It's the second in a two-part recap series! This week focuses on the inside jokes of the show: Broke Ya, I have news for you!, Let's Just Say, Lucy, and more!

A mashup of stories, updates and recap songs from the first eight episodes of Nobody's Listening.

Guest-host John tells of a time he added his own fire to the Sunday sermon.

Trevor gets pwnd by his 2 year old daughter. James is driven mad by a ticking noise in his basement. Someone mentions Tom Selleck.

Trevor tells a couple of stories about working for a giant meatball where people push buttons all day. James talks about blowing bubbles in chocolate milk and putting rings on things he likes. Then they read your stories and make fun of middle schoolers. Another typical show really.

It's our 100th show! Hallelu-jah! James tells a series of stories about the fights he's lost over the years and the one fight he won, but never fought!

A rock-n-roll granny. Carelessness with an air can. Slushy explosions. Jelly communion. A ton of Middle School Drama. Enjoy!

Never bury 126 pounds of dead animals in one spot. Never trust a man giving rides on his horse on your street. Just a few of the valuable life lessons you'l learn in this week's fact-packed episode.

It's a random show full of listener stories via email and voice mail. James blames his concussion on firefighters and Trevor hates on Canadian airlines.

Trevor tells a couple of stories from High School about a poor soul named Shawn who could be talked into doing just about anything.

This week we're doing a total Middle School story blowout. We've got biting, mouth punching, fire alarm pulling, soccer ball smashing, white pants wearing fun for everyone!

This week James tells the super-secret story of The Black Jet. Plus your stories!

This show is in honor of the late Greg Hawley. We've got IEDs, Lego Batman, Flamin' Emos, new sub-cultures, a-hats and more.

We have ingrown beards, disappearing babies, lonely grandmas, tie-died terror, corporal punishment and more!

It's the last show of 2008 and we've got Christmas presents, box stores, old ladies and automatic doors, punching preschoolers, in-game marriage, life in a canyon, sketch books and more!

James tells a story of a Christmas surprise gone wrong. Plus peeing truckers, blond guitar heroes, bathroom praying, drug busts and more.

Fan sung theme songs, stupid sledding, Canadian culture, "Hannaka", she-mullets, dirty gum, spit soda and more!

This week it's genius 3 year-olds, Haitian dares, angry ticket tearers, library beggars, sneezing hairdressers and more!

Black Friday shopping, Risk playing, horse tripping, deaf jogger talking goodness. Plus your email and voicemails!

James has a problem with chrome toilet brushes. Trevor speaks to his daughter through a mysterious stuffed animal named Shadow... plus your email and voicemails!

Christopher from Chicken Pop Pod podcast shares an amazing and hilarious story about a weekend at home with the preschool class pet.

This week James is joined by podcaster Graece from AllThingsAzeroth.com and Trevor, from Canada. It's our annual Halloween theme show!

It's everyone's favorite Canadian, Trevor! He's back telling more stories from his High School days. Plus your hilarious emails and voice mails!

Guest-host Joey Day of JDAZE Podcast shares two stories from his High School days working in Fast Food.

All the things you expect from the GOK (Gospel of Kennison) plus your calls taken live! My favorite show to date.

This week it's all about rats, mice, opossums, roaches, critters and creatures. Thanks for all of those who submitted your stories.

My wonderful wife Jennifer joins me as we talk trash about the more annoying for us (but funny for you) moments from our recent trip to Disney World in Orlando, Florida.

James explains why he hates surprises. He's joined by guest-host Stephen.

Mike James from News Cast Live shares a story about a relationship that was doomed before it started. This show has more stories packed into it than I can count!

It's been to long! This week we're joined by guest-host Thomas for a second third go round. It seems that pee-pee is the theme of this show.

James tells of a time he goes berserk on a Jr. High School bully.

There was once a paddle that instilled fear in the hearts of Kennison children everywhere... that paddle had a name: Big Red.

We're back after a two week absence (due to kids camp). This week it's a story about how someone interrupted a children's church service with an unexpected full-body puppet character: Artie the Aardvark. Plus your emails and voicemails.

James is offended by a paint vendor. David has issues with old people. Jenn drives a Dodge Dart. The baby talks in the background for the whole show. We have a contest to win dollars in Steam.com credit for pc games. Plus tons of emails and voice mails from both shows.

James is greeted warmly by a restaurant Manager. David grinds through his long forgotten tongue piercing.

James demeans an Hispanic person by accident. David meets a little JoJo. James robs a small-town grocery store blind. Good clean comedy... without all that darned morality!

James talks about his vasectomy. David tells about a TBN gift. It's a laid back episode this week. James isn't feeling well and David is worn out from cutting James' grass.

Listener stories and voicemails with Kennison Kommentary. Who could ask for anything more?

Many are familiar with James' offbeat character, JoJo The Christian Clown... but do you know how he died?

David takes control of things (for a while) and tells us about his most embarrassing moment.

James tells of a less than supernatural experience created for his Mother with an intercom system.

Joey D brings us a story of forbidden love and the extreme amounts of drama it can produce.

Nick, also known as The Killer Salsa Boy, joins us this week and shares with us a time when James made him cry with a Barbie song.

Enjoy a series of stories about the heart wrenching but funny stories that come from living with computers. Thanks for all your input!

James shares one of the most embarrassing moments of his adult life. Plus your awesome stories and more!

We've got guest-host Caleb aka TheRealMcCoy join us to share some summer camp scare stories. Plus your emails and voice mails!

David tells about trying to drive an ancient luxury car without his Mother's permission.

James tells someone else's story about a locksmith scammer.

Rockstar Paul and Salsa Boy's Dad tells of yet another way to torture your own children. With special guest-host, JoJo The Christian Clown.

David and I read and respond to your emails and voice mails... hilarity ensues.

David and I recount the past week spent refurbishing my new home.

Michael, formerly of The Weekly Murloc, tells a story of a time he rigged his boss's computer with some WOW media and the havoc it hath wrought.

Kim and Rachel from Girls Night In Podcast and Sims 2 Challenges Podcast respectively (and collectively) join us and share a couple of stories guaranteed to make you cringe!

Alana (stalkerz!) aka awwbaby0129 joins us from the forums and RealLife™ telling us some of the most embarrassing moments in her life.

Trevor tells us a couple of stories from his not-so-sober days in the Canadian Navy. Yes, they have one of those.

Episode 50! One year anniversary! Woot! David and James share about the time David's finger was nearly removed from the rest of his hand by an axe.

James and bro-in-law Anthony recount the tale of James' best Christmas ever. Bah, humbug!

Drew from Hardcorechristiangamer.com fixes his hair up good.

Are spiders necessary? Some would argue, yes. Are giant spiders necessary? NO!

Jeff of PodHammer Podcast joins us from the land down under where they don't have Outback Steakhouses.

Special guest-host Lauren shares a couple of stories about High School drama.

This week we welcome Len Peralta from Jawbone Radio. He shares a touching story about fatherhood and gas.

Dave from CMMonthly.com joins us and shares a few stories, at least two of which involve hatchets.

The Geek Media is raising money for Child's Play. Every dollars you donate between now and December 1st enters you for a chance to win a Nintendo Wii. Visit this post for more info.

Can spooky stories be funny? Heck yea! Especially when James and his wife are sharing the stories! Check it out!

Eric and Rob from We're Both Right share stories of the inner-office classifieds they both love to hate.

Apparently fear is a factor for Menuet, host of TheX Podcast and our guest-host for this episode. Listen as she shares her fear of stages and spiders.

James shares a series of stories from the family's annual trip to the Magic Kingdom in Florida.

Kevin Brown from Royal Priesthood shares several stories that revolve around scaring the mess out of others on a trip to Israel.

Guest-Host Tom (treusch from the forums) does an awesome job helping us to learn the difference between breath and pepper spray.

This week we've got Josh and Dago from Secret Sobriety guest-hosting.

Scott Johnson guest-hosts and brings his unique personality and stories to Nobody's Listening.

Guest-host Trevor (Rattface in the forums) tells about how he and a friend loved deconstructing their Jr. High.

This week it's just you and me... and some e & v mail.

David is back! He tells us a couple of great stories about a Hospital switchboard operator named Susan. Plus the usual Weekly Updates and the WORST recap song to date!

Once upon a time, our sister was nearly electrocuted on top of a mobile home. I tried to help her... but it didn't work out to well.

It's another Missing In Action episode with your only host: James. You'll still get a few good weekly updates, several well read emails and a smattering of voice mails from you podcast people out there.

Just when you though Mr. Muggles was your bestest friend in the whole world... he goes nuts and takes out your whole... finger. It happens... when Animals Attack!

This week Aimee spills her guts about an dress that she was never meant to wear... and how the universe almost made her pay!

James & Aimee share memories of a science experiment gone wrong.

It's only Aimee's second show and she's already taking the driver's seat. Hear about her night of house-sitting a home with a suspiciously locked Monster Room!

David continues his Van story series and unveils the reason he's moving to Ireland.

David shares the all to brief story of Bernard, the young cow that couldn't. It's a little disturbing.

This week we bring you a long-awaited, pre-recorded show featuring our sisters LeeAnn and Aimee (the one we hated).

James shares a story of a time he risked it all to buffer his hindquarters with a book.

Theme show! This week David & James tell their most embarrassing stories.

David tells of a time he risked drowning to impress and p0wn a show off.

This week it's all about you the listener! We put the call out for input and you responded.

James takes it alone this week for a small, self-centered, but entertaining show.

It's a theme show and we're telling stories about bikes!

Evil has a name... two names actually: Johnathan and David. Two brothers, four stories. Enjoy them if you dare.

Always clean, but probably offensive to someone... David warns everyone of the dangers of Internet Dating.

Have you ever had someone front like they were smarter than you but you knew they weren't? This episode we tell of a man who was 4 seconds smarter than we were... but we fixed that!

This week we're doing the show a little differently by taking a theme and telling as many stories as we can think of using it.

Finally... the release of the long awaited, much anticipated pilot episode of Nobody's Listening.

Aimee never had it easy. She was just trying to get her younger brothers to fold some laundry... she didn't intend for them to decide to run away.

What do you get when you add teenagers, a 6 year old, a bowl of salsa and one of the Kennison boys? Evil. Plain and simple.

Sit back and relax as David recounts the time he rebelled against his 8 week banishment from the phone… and got busted! But that’s not even the best part!

Enjoy James telling the story of a story he tells each year at kids camp.

David takes the storytelling wheel this time and shares a very traumatic but funny story of a time when decorating a treehouse became a deadly endeavor.

“A metal barrel hanging from a pine tree.” Words that should never be put together in a sentence… but there they are just the same.

This week David tells his own story of a time where boots, an old cooler, an older brother and scissors made for one funny and wet experience. We’re also busting out a new logo, a new theme song and we’re beginning to add segment themes. Keep your emails and voicemails coming! We love your feedback!

This week it’s all about the fear! Join us, won’t you, as America’s favorite brothers share the story of three young men tortured by the creative story-telling powers of elder bro James. All it takes is a little truth and a lot of creative… well… lying and you too can make teenage boys wet themselves!

Our second episode focuses on a time when David had the living poop scared out of him in the middle of the night while using a cellphone to navigate a dark house. You’ll also hear about a demon-possessed smoke detector, how to lie like the devil, and more.

After months of planning (actually mostly just talking and wishing) the Nobody’s Listening podcast has become a reality. Nobody’s Listening will be filled with stories from our past. We invite you to join in the fun by emailing us your true-life, funny stories at james@nlcast.com.