halfwayokay: Weird-Rad Comedy Talk

(Recorded 12/15/2020) “…the worst episode we’ve ever done.” – Danny R.O. / This is NOT the Christmas episode / Danny is in a sour mood / Shawn still hates the South / Shawn is off the sauce for two weeks! Wow! / Danny calls out every listener by name / Listen for the cool keyword, Imps! / Shawn was on a sitcom podcast! / Dave Coulier is a great actor / Shawn and Danny want to get into skateboarding / Danny shames Shawn and Julie for watching and enjoying Hubie Halloween / Danny and Shawn deep dive into what motivates Adam Sandler as an artist / Game Gorner: Cyberpunk 2077, Shadowlands, WoW Classic / Why do people like celebs wrong?? / Shawn serves up the bits!! / Shawn’s Li’l Character Corner Playdate / The New York Minute! / Grave Roasterz / TMNT mutations! HWOK Spiderweb Store: https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/ HWOK YouTube: youtube.com/halfwayokay HWOK Twitch: twitch.com/halfwayokay Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

(Recorded 11/24/2020) It’s November, so it’s time for the Ugly Sweater HWOK Crazy Christmas Nintendo GameCube Giveaway + Women’s Equality Awareness Episode! / Shawn was exposed to COVID-19 does he gots it?? / Isotoner gloves / The New Jersey Greg Brady / Trump lost lol / Danny ain’t sold on Biden / Shawn tells jokes flawlessly / Shawn has given up on his Animal Crossing Twitch stream / Shawn compulsively tries to pass loose word association off as comedy / Shawn Anthony makes an appearance / Danny has a drinking problem / Danny says “zero” weird / Alcohol is classy meth / Shawn is quizzed on dames / Looking up prices of old video game consoles / Dog Dish deep dive / That Big Ol’ Country of Dog Dish / Game Gorner: Yakuza and WoW / More Shawn fam dram! / Shawn’s COVID-19 test results! / Kamala Harris breakthrough! HWOK Spiderweb Store: https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/ HWOK YouTube: youtube.com/halfwayokay HWOK Twitch: twitch.com/halfwayokay Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

(Recorded 10/26/2020) Count Jack-o-Lantern and The Headless Grocery Store are here! / Wooky wooky, let's get spooky!! / Hard-hitting Borat 2 talk! / Hugo is a good movie / New shirt!! / Shawn's Animal Crossing stream / Ellen's new hairdo! / Shawn's been watching scaries / Friday the Thirteenth the first one / Call it X, not X / Danny gives Shawn a rough time about his Halloween Spooktacular performance / Ghostbusters Fan Films / Shawn's haunted footprint! / Cold or COVID / Halloween Crank-A-Yanker! / Is Eugene Levy just the new Betty White? / Watcher House update! / Circleville Writer / Shawn learns about gun bullets / The Internet is creepy / The Erratas / Richlife of Roadtrips update / Spooky Wishes everyone!! HWOK Spiderweb Store: https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/ HWOK YouTube: youtube.com/halfwayokay HWOK Twitch: twitch.com/halfwayokay MVCC Halloween Spooktacular: http://vod.mvcc.video:8080/CablecastPublicSite/show/7997?channel=4 Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

(Recorded 09/30/2020) 2 WACKIE D00DZ here! / Danny has been done wrong causing him to seek revenge / Debate talk! / Shawn is drinking his fears away – It's a problem! / Harrison Ford's Air Force One / 10 Best Rhoda Morgenstern Quotes / Shawn is afraid all the time! / Shawn loves Blaseball!!!! / The halfwayokay Mystery Solving Society (HMSS) cracks open their biggest case yet!! / Sponge baths ain't sexy / Weird dream!! / Ripping a woman apart with ones hands / Does Does Do / Rethinking gender reveals HWOK Spiderweb Store: https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/ Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

(Recorded 08/20/2020) Shawn and Goth Frasier are here to give you a great time! / Shawn knows his bags / Exercise talk / Delightful Danny Declarations / Shawn teases something / Shawn's going crazy / Ramblings / Saved by the Bell is BACK / The Big Show Show is very very bad / Ellen DeGeneres is FINISHED / Shawn and Danny might get Blained / Danny's got questions. He needs answers! / TV and movie talk / Elon Musk's favorite song / Shawn and Danny review an original David D. Ford movie script: Bigfoot Must Die / Shawn challenges Danny to a challenge! / Danny wants to see 'sup? / Danny's top lines from True Lies / Danny tries to get Shawn into Magnet Fishing HWOK Spiderweb Store: https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/ Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

(Recorded 07/15/2020) Shawn Gree and Danny are back at it, babies! / Wishing to like wrestling / The Washington Animal Crossings / Flag talk / Shawn hate his neighbors / KORN Flag / Stolen totes! / Danny's cool guy expensive purchase / Table top miniature games / Necromunda / Frankenstein's Army / Griping about ex friends / Mascot outrage / Sharebaby Express: Pyramid Scheme Cosmetics / AIM Away Messages / Bad usernames / Shawn's got that Twitch Itch / Top Ape / Shawn gives back / Tom Bombadil fuckin' rulez / Shawn broke up with his parents / MLK's Wood Elves Pyramid Scheme Cosmetics: www.pyramidschemecosmetics.com HWOK Spiderweb Store: https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/ Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

(Recorded 06/10/2020) Shawn Anthony and Joey Trashcan are back, can ya believe it!? / Danny has a rebranding / Cyberbully victim, Owl Expert, and writer Philip J. Reed is here!! / Bronsons origin recap / Owl facts / USA Unemployment doesn't recognize fear / Just a LITTLE bit of political talk / RIP Fred / Kelsey Grammer: Fanciest American / 2019 Adam Sandler killed the world / Shawn read some of book / hashtag DIDJANU / Prison breakouts / Shawn is losing his mind / Ask A Boglin / Shawn and Danny play “Bunker? I Hardly Know Who to Let Into This Bunker” / Exposing Philip and fulfilling his dreams Philip J. Reed - Website: http://noiselesschatter.com/ Twitter: @NoNoiseChitChat Instagram: @noiselesschatter OFFICIAL halfwayokay subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/halfwayokay/ HWOK Spiderweb Store: https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/ Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

(Recorded 05/29/2020) Shawn and Danny have a timely, mature, and well informed discussion about the escalating civil unrest caused by cops murdering George Floyd / Spring-heeled Jack summoning / Quantum Mechanics / Danny helps Shawn refine his stand-up comedy routine / haflway-o-covid video chat! / Shawn talks about how hurtful some people's jokes can be / There's a halfwayokay subreddit now for some reason! / Danny public apologizes to Jason Bateman / Nick Frost and pro wrestling talk / Danny gets DIDJANU'd / Shawn is put to “The Test”! / Text Roulette! OFFICIAL halfwayokay subreddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/halfwayokay/ HWOK Spiderweb Store: https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/ Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Shawn and Danny are back for right this second! / Shawn and Danny talk ol' Covid-19 and quarantine and everything in between / Shawn is very honest / Shawn talks dumb-dumbs / Danny finds dirt on Shawn / Shawn self-loathes / R.I.P. Dead Journal / Remember when Shawn was in the newspaper because he saw Star Wars: Episode I? / Shawn and Danny talk about a photo that you can't see because it's a podcast / Poison tips! / Uncle Lou health scare / Danny's public apology / halfwayokay is possibly doing a t-shirt charity thing!! (details later) / Gilmore Girls talk / Shawn meant season 4 Lorelai is annoying, not season 3 / #TeamDean #TeamJess / Shawn talks about Animal Crossing and Fortnite Philip's Book: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/gabedurham/boss-fight-books-season-5-into-the-darkness Reka's Podcast: https://linktr.ee/thecreativecocktailpodcast Tony's Podcast: http://www.oceanicairwaves.com/ HWOK Spiderweb Store: https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/ Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

The FINAL episode with lots of guests that don't know how to talk into a microphone!! / TONS of wonderful and kind Imp voicemails / Viv's Daniel Johnston HWOK Voicemail Songs! / Tony Wartinger is here and won't stop talking about that old show Lost / It's A Minecraft Thing, You Wouldn't Understand / Danny's making music again / R.I.P. Phil Buzzard / Microsoft Windows startup and shutdown sounds / Shawn Gree's Toy Tub! / Show favorite Greg Nichols is here now! / Facebook / Horny Cave / TV Talk / Greg has something to say / Greg doesn't have anything to say / Laser Disc / Happy Birthday, Toke!! / Killer cereal pranks / Julie's here!! / House II: The Second Sorty / Choose Video Showcase / 100 Ways To Love A Cat / Matt Miller spooky story follow up / halfwayokay Mystery Solving Soceity (HMSS) / HWOK memories / Gilmore Girls Cookbook follow up / More HWOK memories / Love ya, bitch! Video(s) we watched: “100 Ways To Love A Cat: Ways 1-100” https://youtu.be/87p53rAD7Sk Tony's LOST Rewatch Podcast! - Website: http://oceanicairwaves.com - Instagram: @oceanicairwaves Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Friend of the show Caddy joins Shawn Gree and Danny Faux Pas for the penultimate episode of HWOK! / Halloween abounds! / 2 Broke Girls / Kidz talk / Monster Squad / Danny is the Costume Police / Cubby brought dirt cake / Scary Stories to Tell in the Pod / Zak Bagans (the Ghost Adventures guy) apparently makes awful music that Danny keep playing over and over and over / The Ocean and Jupiter and Europa / The Watcher Update / Blood Newz/ Starbucks Frappuccino OF BLOOD / Frisch's Big Boy OF BLOOD! / Arby's OF BLOOD / Dolls OF BLOOD / Basement OF BLOOD / Caddy's Lightening Round Segments / Call Center Secrets / Difficult Coworker Tips / Hip Hop's Influence on Culture / Halloween presents! / Spooky van stories / The Toxic Lady / 20 minutes of Danny's Spirit Box with FREAKY results! / SPOILER ALERT: “Possum” / 10 More Minutes of Spirit Box!! Videos we watched: “California family claims Starbucks served blood-tainted drink” https://youtu.be/fvbxKgvIa9U “Creepy dolls leave missouri cities on edge" https://youtu.be/_0x8WzwFKO0 “Scene from horror film plays out in family's basement as it floods with blood” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiwTxmTaoPU “Mysterious Body Fumes cause ER illness“ https://youtu.be/avCaAMxNRdc Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Shawn and Danny are in a funk! / Show's over soon! / You've Got Mail / Toxic masculinity in the 90s / Toxic masculinity in the nows / Free Parking: A Parker Posey Filmography Deep Dive / Tom Hank's is a fat shamer / Shawn has been watching 2 Broke Girls and hate/loves it! / Witney Cummings is not good at being funny / The Pope is not cool / The Shawn Gree Song / Impressionist Erectionist / Sanny and the Boys / Shawn finally saw the Shining / A voicemail from a bee / Listening to Songs and Judging Songs Videos we watched: “Linda Finkle - For L.F. (Official Music Video)” https://youtu.be/RsXY_6xoWMo “Peppermint Park" - Ernie: "The Letter M Song" https://youtu.be/MbBNGyk30Yk “emodoglove” https://youtu.be/tI70rqJoHPA NEW SHIRT!! https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/designs/vaporwayokay Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Shawn and Danny didn't wanna do an episode this week! So here's something old they did! Be back next week with a fresh and creamy episode for you!! Check out Izzy and the Gem City Podcast!! - Website: gemcitypodcast.com - Facebook: facebook.com/GemCityPodcast - Instagram: @theizzyrock - Twitter: @TheIzzyRock @GemCityPodcast Follow halfwayokay! Instagram / Twitter / Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Shawn and Danny couldn't be MORE into bringing you another smash hit pod ep! / HWOK is on Spotify now!! / Lotta behind the seams podcasting talk (sorry) / Shawn just got back from a graphic design convention which left him feeling depressed, inadequate, and unfulfilled / Shawn was undermined by a deaf girl / A different girl wouldn't empty Shawn of his bloods / Shawn loves women in business / Danny Fastpaws gets political! / Clara's Question Korner!! / Video Roulette! / Green Laugh / Hating ham sandwiches / We always thank the family at the lake / Movie talk! “Joker” beware of spoilers!! Videos we watched: “Green Laugh” https://youtu.be/Dqu51fEmYEA “Fuck you you little punk” https://youtu.be/zlfanG4kfh0 “I Hate Ham Sandwiches” https://youtu.be/ahoYXea0x-c “Trying To Sneak Up On You With A Knife But I Get Shot” https://youtu.be/nM7w51sgVlM “A Thing That This World Could Not Give (Official Music Video)” https://youtu.be/tvBrgScfvP8 NEW SHIRT!! https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/designs/vaporwayokay Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Episode 119: City Skittles It's not a regular episode! / Shawn and Danny return to February 13, 2018 to explore an ancient and unaired episode of HWOK! / Smittle Victuals / Valentines Day! / Shawn used to drink during shows / Past Shawn felt like a Jerry Gergich just like present day Shawn / “Most Triumphant” VS “Far Out” / Griping about doing a podcast / Past Shawn and Danny talk mad shit about the now dead podcast “Coffee With Idiots” out of pettiness and jealousy / Custom Magic the Gathering decks / Past Shawn looses his mind / Bronsons memories / Movie Pass has been over for a while / It's a disappointing ending! NEW SHIRT!! https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/designs/vaporwayokay Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Shawn and Danny are havin' a good li'l time! / Danny has a run-in with an officer of the law / Shawn lands a KILLER series of Ford Motors jokes / Game Gorner: Death Stranding... NO THANX / Celebs in video games is lame / Shawn takes issue with an Archie comic / The Friendship Club chooses Shawn's punishment cover photo for Autumn / Shawn was fat shamed at work / Which Podcaster From the Oceanic Airwaves Podcast Are You Quiz! / halfway-o-haha: Jay Mohr /Shawn does not like Penn Jillette, but Danny DOES like Penn Jillette / Jay Mohr sucks so so so bad / Teen Shawn was an AOHellion / Shawn does not like The Rolling Stones, but Danny DOES like the Rolling Stones / Danny watched some movies: Knock Out A.K.A. Born to Fight and Annihilation / Voicemails! Today's Video(s) “My Son Might Be A Quarter Gay - Jay Mohr” https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onmgy9QPCxc NEW SHIRT!! https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/designs/vaporwayokay Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Wake Up With halfwayokay / Autumn is here—Time to change those cove photos! / Shawn chooses between knowledge and mystery / Shawn has a cautionary tale of woe / BEWARE OF DIGGERVILLE!! / Mobile games are bad / Shawn has opinions on David Cross / Shawn pretending to use weapons while driving a car as an adult / Draco Malfoy: The D.C. Sniper / Harry Potter is about racism / Danny bums everyone out with his recap of “Unbelievable” on Netflix / Rocky talk / R.I.P. Daniel Johnston and Charlie Manson / Shawn's Combo Carnival / Shawn and some Imps played a board game called “Betrayal at House on the Hill” / Breaking Football New: Antonio Brown #FartGate / CriticalRay teams up with HWOK to review The Ranch: Party 7 AKA A Faux Redneck Penny Dreadful Today's Video(s) CriticalRay's The Ranch part 7 Review: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iTYyD7fEiEM NEW SHIRT!! https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/designs/vaporwayokay Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Get ready for some tough love! / Shawn and Danny revisit how men wear pants (Danny doesn't understand) / James Franco is bad / Lego MMORPG / World of Warcraft Classic / Shawn's Shame: “Sharny VS Night Elves” / Shawn's a fantasy racist / MySpace pages are still kinda out there? / Action Vacation! / “The Ranch” is coming back!? / Shawn workshops some more stand up comedy jokes / Danny's bits flop all the time / Voicemail show suggestions from Dr. Prof. James Brubaker / Listening to Songs and Judging Songs NEW SHIRT!! https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/designs/vaporwayokay Follow HWOK on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Shawn and Danny are respecting the dead! / Mario Lopez's waxy stage / Shawn's pants discovery / Football Newz: Bye Footballman Andrew Lucks / Listener Checkup / Girlfriend Gripes! / R.I.P. Blues Traveler's Fake Paul Reiser / Danny DeVito shoulda been in Mad About You / B.U.Z.Z. Cord Hijinx / Cincinnati Brew Ha-Ha / Dave Chappelle's fantastic show that Shawn didn't go to / halfwayokay doesn't stand for posers / Kanye West VS Jay-Z VS The Fat Boys / Shawn tries to get through a simple story but Danny does his interrupting thing, frustrating poor Shawn so Shawn demands a Seven Minutes in Terrible Heaven / Jay Mohr sucks so bad / Danny brings up Titus again / Shawn Gree's Video Showcase: “Where's Rodney?” / What's the deal with Dick Tracy?? / David Berkowitz gets no respect! / Shawn remembers “Piggsburg Pigs” / It's not a Harry Potter shirt NEW SHIRT!! https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/designs/vaporwayokay Follow HWOK on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

The lovely Julie Metz AKA Mrs Mean is here! / Danny is in fantasy times / Danny is listening to hard rock Satan music! / Cracker dinners / Shawn recalls a TNMT story from his youth / TMNT glove hacks / Julie recalls a weird childhood game called “Poop” / Clara's Question Korner / Pikachu info dumps / “Name Your Tune With A TV Theme, Bitch” / halfwayokay Mystery Solving Society (HMSS): "The Fraternal Order of Shawn Greens" / Marmalade: Jazz Nightz / Video Showcase: “Piracy an offence” / Scary Stories to Tell in the Pod: Julie and the Other Man / Drac Pack Movie Review NEW SHIRT!! https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/designs/vaporwayokay Follow HWOK on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

The bombastic Eric Ditmer is here! / Beef and Chedders are different now / Space Cadet Danny Fastpaws / Mild flooding / 90s Music Scottish Invasion! / Danny is a MCU Super Fan / Pandering / Movie talk! / Introducing “halfway-o-haha!” AKA “ROFL or AWFUL” / Possibly racist jokes?? We're sorry though! / Evan Explains Basic Information That Somehow Shawn and Danny Don't Know / New voicemail rating system / Big Gamer Eric talks GAMEZ / “Acronym or Initialism or Not!” / Video Roulette / Return of comedian and entertainer David Songer / Ruby Wax confronts O.J. Simpson / Applebee's Music Video / Sarah Movie Reviewer / Black-eyed children scam artists! NEW SHIRT!! https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/designs/vaporwayokay Follow HWOK on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

The ACER is jacked in and ready to go! / Shawn and Danny make some art! / It's SWEEPS! / Gateway Computers are basically free CDs / News Paper Party: TV Man!! / Anti-Trump boycott list! / Bob Evans merch / halfwayokay Mystery Solving Society (HMSS) solves another mystery! / Shawn tells the story about how he catfished a bunch of dudes on MySpace / Computer family / Custom HWOK Winamp skins / Scary Stories to Tell in the Pod / “Champ” the Lake Monster and other cryptids / Todd Faucet please call us / Weird childhood stories / High school Shawn's hit list / Monster Energy Drink harmlesss? Or a tool for Satan's witchcraft?! / Just A Giggle-O ROUND 2!! / Instagram rando leaves us a voicemail! / Danny wants a God Helmet NEW SHIRT!! https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/designs/vaporwayokay Follow HWOK on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Shawn and Danny get into the Dayton Ohio mass shooting / Cable access “Halloween Spooktacular” preparations are underway! / Tweet Text: Neil deGrasse Tyson super sucks / Shawn fights people on Facebook / Shawn is a poor communicator :( / Shawn is okay mentally / Danny cracked the code of rebellion / Mom call / Shawn gets a nice gift from listener Cubby! / Night time sky fires / Silly Storiez / Shawn got scammed by a Worm Witch / Urinal troublez / Shawn goes downtown / Spooky Stories to Tell in the Pod / James Barbuchie's Fact Check! / Clearing up Brutus "The Barber" Beefcake / The Riddle Master challenges the halfwayokay Mystery Solving Society (HMSS) NEW SHIRT!! https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/designs/vaporwayokay Follow HWOK on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Get ready for a weird and stilted episode, Imps! / Long-haired man Zac Reed joins the fray! / Shawn did NOT masturbate in front of anyone / Mead gifts / Shawn's jokes are ON POINT / Stranger Things 3 / Penis Jokes for Ian & Old Matt Mill / More Queer Eye talk / Shawn Gree's Greenbean Adventure: DK Effect Barcade Revisited / Danny is so anti going to bars that he dominates the conversation about it how much he's not into bars (very cool) / Pinball sucks / Answering weird messages / Zac has a master plan to take over halfwayokay / R.I.P. in advance for Valerie Harper :( / Shawn acts out to impress Zac (and it works) / They changed the disabled person symbol / Nice lady jailed for feeding stray cats?! / Shawn critiques peoples outfits they picked out to be on the TV news / More advice gets advised! / Danny's new game: “Off With Their Heads OR Right on Your Arm / A real life Richlife of Roadtrips fan caught in the wild!! / We lost the magic NEW SHIRT!! https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/designs/vaporwayokay Follow HWOK on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

The pod fade is REAL, folks! / Pool Nachos / Danny thinks beers are cool now JK / Shawn's cool vacation recap / Shawn has a fantastic new character based on putting shells in his mouth / Shawn shares some of his musical art / Danny's dental experience / Shawn takes HIMSELF to Clown Court / FaceApp / Russians / Shawn has to make calls / Shawn ends up pranking Domino's / Dead body donation company sells body parts on the black market!! / James “Butter Pecan” Brubaker calls in to tell us 'bout our generations / Listener Chelsea is seeking some life advice / Being a good neighbor / Shawn tries very hard to tell you about Paul Bellini's old comedy punk band but Danny keeps being awful / Queer Eye season 4 talk Mouth Congress: https://mouthcongress.bandcamp.com/ “Mouth Congress” Documentry: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mouthcongress/mouth-congress Paul Bellini's Twitter: @pbellini2 NEW SHIRT!! https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/designs/vaporwayokay Follow HWOK on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

SGX and Bloody Holly are back atcha spittin' the TRUTH / Good Vibes Only / Is Shawn Gree officially a Gen Xer?? / Exploring 90s fashion / “Football News” – but it's scary! / Shawn talks about handheld video games / King of fantasy monsters / “What's that Ol' Website Up To?” - DeviantArt / A lot of visual bits that aren't the best for an audio format / “Who Do You Think You Are!?” / Does Shawn have ADD?? / Ian's Hinden's Pick Your Own Adventure Voicemail RETURNS! / Comedy Writer (Kids in the Hall) Paul Bellini calls in for a well-wish! / PlayOnline - Dolphin ♥ Paul Bellini's latest project: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/mouthcongress/mouth-congress Paul's Twitter: @pbellini2 NEW SHIRT!! https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/designs/vaporwayokay Follow HWOK on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Shawn and Dan-Dan talk about EVERYTHING! / Women's sports / New “Gio Wave” shirts are in the store! / Bill Nye is a lamewad / Sheep are melephlapods / Podcast gripes / HWOK Book Club: Animal Farm / Dustin Diamond = David Berkowitz / Mutant Roundup: Gail Chord Schuler (holy shit, guyz) / Professor Slopes says Danny isn't a republican / Danny REALLY doesn't like Fred Armisen / Zac is collectin' dry cleaning money! / Just A Giggle-O NEW SHIRT!! https://halfwayokay.threadless.com/designs/vaporwayokay Give us your mysteries!! We'll solve 'em! Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Shawn seeks the man with sapphire eyes / More flat tires!? / Shawn has a TRUE Tale or Horror: Curse of the Jiggle Mower / CRISIS ALERT: The Office will be leaving Netflips / Giovanni Ribisi Day is a-comin'! / Danny may have to become a Republican against his will / “Diamond” David Lee Roth offensive?? / R.I.P. Max Wright / GAME GORNER / Harry Potter: Wizards Unite! / Super Mario Maker 2 / The halfwayokay Mystery Solving Society (HMSS) solves it's first case AKA The Plot Thickens / A nice listener leaves a kind voicemail / Hartley Hare calls in with a Scary Story to Tell in the Pod / Video Showcase/ 1966 on 2000 / Shawn explains the Cold War / The Future of Real Estate: The Secret Origins of Shawn Green Give us your mysteries!! We'll solve 'em! Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Tony Wartinger is here again and NOT a victim anymore!! / Right Off the Bat / Shawn did NOT masturbate in public / Tony gets pampered / Introducing the halfwayokay Mystery Solving Society (HMSS) / halfwayokay At the Movies: The Dead Don't Die (skip to the break to avoid spoilers!) / Tony and Shawn play “Yesses or Noses“ / Danny and Tony trash talk Shawn behind his back / Dr. Brubaker treats us to three “Scary Stories to Tell in the Pod” / How To Draw Beasties and Yuglies / Shawn and Tony share spookies Send us a pic of your bod wearing a HWOK shirt to use on our social media! Other shows do it!! Give us your mysteries!! We'll solve 'em! Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

It's been an off week! / Tire trouble / Shawn and Danny figure out what happens to the show when one of us dies / Danny old man gripes about how many letters are in “LGBTQA” / Shawn's punishment cover photo is finally chosen (thanks Imps!!♥) / Danny's feelin' the “podfade” and did not prepare anything for the show so he gathered a bunch of our old show notes and keeps reading from them / Somebody Quiz Me: What's Your Disney Spirit Animal? - but Danny's foul mood ruins the whole bit and upsets poor Shawn / Shawn's Green Hot Cake: Enough with the Keanu Reeves fanfare, sheeple! / Danny hated Shawn's new jacket that he was so excited about / The new Pokémon, Impidimp, is the official HWOK PKMN! / Scary Stories to Tell in the Pod / Shawn watches some scary videos AKA great audio!! / JUMP SCARE!!!! / Evan/Ethan calls in with a true life scary story!! / Shawn and Danny share our “Shadow People” stories again / Creepy voicemails / Heathcliff Cartoonist Peter Gallagher calls in! Peter Gallagher & Heathcliff - Facebook: facebook.com/heathcliff - Twitter: @its_heathcliff - heathcliff.com Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Danny Fastpaws' cousin Buddy Fastpaws comes by the show and Shawn learns a lot about himself! / Danny and Shawn play “Podcast!? I Thought You Said BODcast: The Return” / Shawn thinks his Facebook friends are very stupid people / Shawn finally saw The Blair Witch Project / Lotta video game talk E3's Game Gorner XL!! / Shawn is kinda over Pokémon!? / Shawn started sculpting and it was a fantastic experience but Danny doesn't like what Shawn made so fuck Shawn I guess / Shawn lends his fantastic voice acting skills to anyone who is making a video game / Video Roulette / A woman who hates farters FARTS!? / Big Man From Brooklyn: The Voice of the People / Monster Trucks / Sgt. Slaughter / Sgt. Dave / Polos is Life Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Shawny is feelin' sicky so we're skipping the regular show this week. BUT if you haven't had a chance to listen to Shawn and Danny's first appearance on the Gem City Podcast from back in September 2018 you're in for a treat! See ya next week! Check out Izzy and the Gem City Podcast!! - Website: gemcitypodcast.com - Facebook: facebook.com/GemCityPodcast - Instagram: @theizzyrock - Twitter: @TheIzzyRock @GemCityPodcast Follow halfwayokay! Instagram / Twitter / Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Gem City Podcast's Terry “IzzyRock” Martin AKA Bandit is here for some fun! We had to deal with a KKK rally and a bunch of tornadoes recently so this episode gets pretty weird / WARNING: Danny is the ultimate edgelord and contrarian in this episode / Shawn gets called out on his privilege / Shawn was accidentally nice to a racist / Danny gets called out for making an insensitive Facebook post / Danny wants to confront a tornado / ObamaCare Tornado Domes / Local weatherman Jamie Simpson goes off ON AIR! / Didjanu / Shawn locked himself in his bedroom / Underwear preferences / Gun talk for some reason / Shawn HATES guns / Extroverts VS Introverts / Shawn defends his stance on Game of Throes / Shawn is a Gatekeeper / Danny STILL hasn't seen Avengers: End Game / Nightmare the VHS board game / Cubby's Time Warp Weekend / Nobody likes Mandy but Shawn! / Miley Cyrus' new song /Catitude' / Blood Court: The People VS Shawn Groan II / Punk rock talk / Shawn Green's Hot Cake: Shawn can't stand the nickname “D”, “T”, or “B” / Shawn and Izzy's PC Update / The Buck Cherry Happy Hour / Danny and Shawn's wonderful friendship Check out Izzy and the Gem City Podcast!! - Website: gemcitypodcast.com - Facebook: facebook.com/GemCityPodcast - Instagram: @theizzyrock - Twitter: @TheIzzyRock @GemCityPodcast Follow halfwayokay! Instagram / Twitter / Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

This is our BEST episode / Danny has trouble taking a nap / Deer troubles / Shawn and Danny take joy in the awful the final season of Game of Thrones was (we didn't watch it) / Bran didn't wear shoes / Shawn is ON IT with the word association / Shawn recalls a comedic scene / Birds update! / Why aren't there any documentaries about birds or squirrels!? / Local slime news / Shawn Gree's Greenbeanz Adventurez / Shawn backed into some guy's parked car / Jamez Brubaker Adventurez / Cubby's Retro HWOK Corner / Why are people so fascinating by Horror? / A spoiler-free review of Detective Pikachu / Danny didn't like the 2018 film 'Mandy' for some reason / Danny's into bad reality ghost shows / A barn band or something IDK / Danny and Shawn play “Podcast!? I Thought You Said BODcast!” / Last Minute Game Gorner! / Final Fantasy 11 / Final Fantasy 14 / MASKULL again! Check out Dr. Airline's (Viv's) new record! deirdre-airlines.bandcamp.com/album/gaslighter Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Our 100th episode AND the Third First Ever Friendship Clubisode - where the listeners write the show! / Crazy outsider weirdo music / Live poetry readings / Michael Caine impressions I guess / Flyin' Ryan sequel pitch / Danny tries to impress people with his musical taste / We're the MOST special podcast! / Spider-man Loves Banana's / TONS of voicemails from friends old and new and CELEBS! / Shawn and Danny punch each other as hard as they can / Shawn and Danny arm wrestle / Danny's Handy Candy Challenge-a-roony / Mutant Kroger / JUMP SCARE!! / ASMR chewing (sorry) / THE Bean Shooter Man / Scary stories! / Everybody Loves Raystone / Sherry Hursey / The Bruniverse / George Lopez Show / Gritty Perfect Strangers Plus ALF remake! / The Secret Origin of The Ghouls / Time To Disappear From YouTube / Litch Life or Road Crypts / Stories about our cats / Mayonnaise Snack Test! / Mad Libs / Adverbs / Murky Water / Behind the Seams talk / Blind Contour Drawings / Little Peanut / Len Cella of Moron Movies!! / AND DAVID FUCKING FOLEY / Taunting other rival podcasts / 20 Minutes Talk About A Beet SPECIAL THANKS TO: Adam Carl: - Instagram: @adamcarlsghost - Twitter: @AdamCarlsGhost Sherry Hursey - Twitter: @sherryhursey - lillysfosteringhearts.org Len Cella - YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UC3R8wPMKt6ZzOfKeiFF9dvQ - Facebook: https://www.facebook.com/len.cella.3 Dave Foley: - Instagram: @davefoley / @dontsaypauldave - Twitter: @dontsaypauldave / @DaveSFoley - Podcast: Don’t Say... with Paul & Dave dontsaywithpaanddave.com Chrissy Guerrero - Instagram: @crissyg1 / @soldaderax / @cncvarietyhour - Twitter: @crissyg Official Erik - Instagram: @alllstaticmist AND ALL OF OUR IMPS! We love you very much! Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

R U in the ZONE?? / First episode with a live/silent studio audience / Danny talk about smoochin' his new GF / Danny is very disappointed in our listeners :( / Coyote charity / Quit DMing Shawn / HWOK moving to Thursday!? / Stalingrad is NOT in Germany / Shawn really doubles down on saying names wrong and it's a bit too much / halfwayokay loves Chris Lilley / Shawn is sick and STILL has a hurt ankle and he's chemically angry / Shawn want's the be a sorcerer / Shawn Gree'z Greenbeanz Adventure / Shawn casts judgment stones at an idiot fuckface old baby boomer man / Man, Shawn is pretty annoying in this one. We're sorry about that. / halfwayokay Tech Newz or Tech Bluez / For some reason Danny defends Alex Jones!?? / Seriously, it's upsetting to listen to WTF!? / Really messed up, man. / Facebook throws its hat into the dating app arena! / Instagram getting rid of likes?? / The Hive laptop stopped charging!! / DON'T kill for us / “Scary Stories to the in the Pod” / The following is some of the most upsetting HWOK stuff you'll hear / “My Dead Great Grandma's Coffin in My Own Backyard!” / Girls hiding in crawlspaces / Danny defends Pewdiepie for some reason / “Real” ghosts captured on video tape! / JUMP SCARE!! Follow us on Instagram, Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Email: halfwayokay (at) gmail (dot) com Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Welcome to level 98! / A magic wizard Freaky Fridays Shawn and Danny!? / Door Dash stories / Is is is is is / Shawn Gree'z Greenbeanz Adventurez / Real NFL tolk / Juicy Knocks / Didjinu / Gettin' Dark / The Freaky Friday bit lasts 17 minutes / Shawn tries out white slang / Giving up social media for lent / Shawn's tax update / Another five star iTombs review! / #PleaseFindIan / Big Danny's VHS Hauls / Danny's datin' / Are the California Raisins racist? / More Shawn's open mic stand up workshops / Donald Trump / Stand up comedian Nimesh Patel kicked off of stage for a joke / Danny Fastpaws presents his new segment: Sott Topic / Shawn's statue that's NOT racist / Art taught in college? / Should kids have to be vaccinated? / Legalize child labor?? / Shawn explains the United Nations A.K.A. UN / Drivin' in the Rain with Dr. James Brubaker: Decaf Coffee / Zhawn'z Zuggestionz (PEN15 on Hulu and Tux and Fanny on Instagram / Danny and Shawn engage in a 90s duel A.K.A. more loud singing (sorry) / Danny's weightless journey / DDP Yoga / BANG! Larryoke!! https://perfectstrangersreviewed.wordpress.com/ Follow us on Instagram: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

The lovely Julie Metz (Danny's cohost) is back! / This episode starts out kinda stilted and weird, but soon gets a flowin' and normal! / Shawn's tax evasion update / Shawn's Instagram spam scam continues / Shawn finally admits that The Office is way worse after Michael Scott leaves / Will Ferrell is The Office George Lucas / Faruza Balk (boner noise) / Shawn was accosted or his political free speech beliefs / Shawn's killer, long-form, workplace joke finally takes purchase (cha-ching!!) / Julie's McDonald's Corner / “liquid sugar” / Metz-Green White People Encounters / Kid Julie sad stories / Shawn and Julie are VERY concerned by the Punisher-Trump bumper stickers / Danny talks about boring football / Shawn gets a toy monkey / Shawn reveals the secret origins of why he hates American football / Footballman Andrew Luck listens to halfwayokay?? / Didjanu / 2019 halfwayokay Video Roulette Draft / Introducing George McVlog / Littledickysez / James “The Professor” Brubaker calls in to tell us about “Virtue Singling” / A mysterious call from the REAL Tom Raper!! / Larryoke!! https://perfectstrangersreviewed.wordpress.com/ George McVlog: youtube.com/still7geo  Follow us on Instagram: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Shawn is amped up and Danny is outta his sarcophaghost and they're ready to give YOU the goods! / Dealing with stress / Shawn's idiot medical boot / Shawn's Hot Cake: Profoundly.me is SOOOO embarrassing and also a plague and Shawn hates it / Nostalgia about MySpace and Blockbuster / Didjanu: Taxes are stupid / Shawn learns about City Taxes / Waaaay too much “gun talk” / Actual Shawn Green Social Media Quote or Alan Jackson Lyric / Shawn is faced with his most cringeoid, embarrassing social media post of his online life / Shawn and Danny are SOOOO over Star Wars / The Joker / Game Gorner / Bethesdo Presents Early Access Older Scrollz: Blades expert review / Shawn is #McWoke / James Brubaker what is “virtue signaling” / “Cracks” - a weird, upsetting, and haunted Sesame Street animation from the 1970s / Julie joins to talk about the strangeness that is “Dot and the Kangaroo” / Tom Raper's RV's name change / Mystery voicemail / Richlife voicemail / Ben Shapiro has gross, small, teeths/ AFK / Return to Innocence Follow us on Instagram: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

S.G. and D.F. do it again! / Edgy Danny thinks he solved the great pronoun debate / Shawn and Danny develop some new stand up comedy jokes / Initiative: Roll Into the Twenties, Danny is a clairvoyant / welcome UK listeners / Shawn talks Brexit / Osama Ben London / Cadbury Crunchie / Steve is a thin nice / P.S. I Love You / Jason DeMoe is on THIN ICE!! / Dental fears / Danny talks about a possible career change / Video Roulette / Crazy man drinks a bottle of everclear and DIES! / Garfémon / Car Wax Commercial / Foul mouth bully child food reviewer / Bronson Awareness Update: The Ian's Hinden Pick Your Own Adventure Voicemail ♥♥♥ Follow us on Instagram: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Shawn and King Fuck are here for some more gum flappin'! / Help us celebrate Bronson Awareness Week / What would we be without a soundboard, huh? / Danny needs corks / Shawn was finally on local daytime TV but still feels hollow / How would the HWOK Imps sum up this show? / A kid playing with scissors / When is it okay to use language inflection and when is it not? / Shawn rolled his ankie while hoopin' it up with Li'llennials and now he has to wear a boot / More Queer Eye talk / Shawn covers his adventures at the Dayton Pod Fest (ad nauseam) / Swapping podcast trailers / XLR / Dave Coulier is probably racist / Shawn's Hot Cake / Mommy-Daddy Restaurant / Shawn tries to do the show solo for 10 minutes and fails at it / Voicemails / Shawn Reads A Marvin / Garfield phone beach mystery SOLVED! / Shawn and Danny bicker about the show / Danny is A Fat again / Danny repeats his eyebrow ring bit Follow us on Instagram: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

We're NOT going to be doing a live podcast after all thanks for Danny's screw up / White people talkin about cold cases / halfwayokay now declares war on the living / Shawn's still doing that Instagram thing / Queer Eye season 3 / Antoni is the WORST / Jonthan RULEZ / Why come we can't wear sweatpamps to our jobs?? / Third shift gas station jobs / Vivian's Video Villiage / dancing chicken and also a duck and a rabbit / Danny confronts Shawn about his alcohol consumption / Always Be Fartin' (ABF) / Shawn is always embarrassed / Li'l Shermie's update / Danny has to be edited a lot of the time / Water balloon / Chinese bullfighting / Shawn Reads A Marvin Follow us on Instagram: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Baby and the Bat are playin internet radio! / Shawn has gotten into abusing Instagram / Shawn meets more podcasters / Shawn and Danny get petty and jealous of more successful podcasts / Pod Fade / Danny makes Shawn call another weird phone number (828-756-0109)/ Danny threatens a bunch of people AS A JOKE! / Ant bombs / More Official halfwayokay Rhyme-It-Up Rodeo Poetry Slamboree submissions / Tony Wartinger's birthday / Official Erik's birthday / Shawn is gonna be on local TV / Game Boy Camera is on Thin Ice! / Video Roulette / Daniel Songer / Deputy Nicodemus / Heretic Historians bad, bad rap / Salt and Vinegar Ripoff / Polos is Life / New Critters show!! Follow us in Instagram: @halfwayokay www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Special guest Official Erik from Portland Oregon! / R.I.P. Danny's ol' uncle Archimedes The Eyeball King ;( / Fred Armisen rumors / The Liz Wilde Show / Danny doesn't Troma / John Leguizamo bullying / Shakespeare / Didjanu: Ohio Cool Factz Edition / Shawn Green Facebook Quote or Alan Jackson Lyric / Dayton is brown – not in a racist way / Portland Oregon is just California / Eugenics is BAD / The Occupy Movement meets a Charles Dickens classic / The Grosst / Shawn Green Mustard Problems / Bone Bagger Tales / Roddy Piper funeral / Portland did NOT have a Chi-Chi's / Mourning Announcements / HWOK listeners now have an official name! / AFTER SHOW / Stu Charno update / More separating art from the artist talk / Danny won't stop vaping during the After Show / Shawn's exciting Twitter battle with Jaleel White TV's Steve Urkel / More gooshy dead body stories Official Erik's Instagram: @alllstaticmist www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Shawn and Danny tackle some real complex issues / Danny came into Shawn's house openly armed with a cowboy gun / Shawn hates guns / Recounting the time Shawn and Julie were accosted by a gunman at a coffee shop / DELL pants / Shawn hates “tactical” things / Ohio is racist / “You do you” / Big Lemeowski / R.I.P. Luke Perry and Keith Flint / Perfect Circle of Life / Game Gorner: Pokémon Sword and Shield / Danny makes a joke about Shawn being super into Deadpool and it KILLS / Shawn tries out a hat / Shawn is UNIMPRESSED by Umbrella Academy / Shawn Green Facebook Quote or Alan Jackson Lyric / Michael Jackson / Bill Cosby / Charles Dickens / Daniel Johnston / Forrest Carter / Separating art from the artists is a complicated issue! / Danny and Shawn talk about pronouns www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Danny smashed his noggin / Shawn's workplace gripes / Game Gorner Secret Story Corner / MMORPG talk / Puzzle & Dragons Street Fighter V Collaboration Event / We got some Official halfwayokay Rhyme-It-Up Rodeo Poetry Slamboree submissions / The Sundries Sack / spell readings from a crone's book / Sticker talk / Our numbers are DOWN / Danny wrote another joke for Shawn's eventual stand-up comedy open mic set / HWOK Newspaper Party! / Sister Sister star drinks sister's breast milk!!! / dead humpback whale found in the jungle!? (gross!) / snake on an ATM! / Return to Li'l Shermie's / Wheel of Time music / Castlevania rap / Hoppa Poppa Poppy Pie www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Anna Elaine is on the show runnin' bits! / Shawn is bullied against / Shawn is jealous of other Dayton Ohio podcasts / Poor Shawn is ganged up on in his own home / Danny and Anna say some off color things / Social media tips / Danny is watching The Simple Life now / Official halfwayokay Rhyme-It-Up Rodeo Poetry Slamboree / Every Boomer believes in aliens / Danny and Anna are NOT very progressive / Time out antics / Anna presents her own homebrewed “Which Coach Character Are You?” quiz / Video Roulette / A YouTube lump fat shames people at Walmart / Sonic and Yoshi eat Wario!? / The Yoohoo Cyclops / More videos that don't play well as audio / Perter Griffin goes to Subway / Anna Elaine's kooky neighborhood / Funny Phil and the Recorder Kidz / Shawn always liked the Good Burger movie / Valentine gifts recap / Shawn educates Danny about homophobia / Love ya, bitch www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Shawn carries the entire episode! / Danny is sick :( / Shawn is worried about new listeners impressions of the show / Danny rewatched Deadwood and now won't stop saying “cocksucker” / Shawn is very awoken / From Dusk Till Shawn / Danny has developed a new system for dealing with a flustered Shawn: 25 Weird Rules The Cast Of Counting Cars Has To Follow / Shawn watches and reviews Horrible Bosses 2 / Defending Jason Bateman (again) / Contrarians – oof!! / Russian Doll is pretty good / Netflips / American Pie is the Millennial's Forest Gump / Shawn can't remember any Counting Crows song / You're On Thin Ice! / cheese puns / Allie and Hinez / the Second First Annual Official Philip J. Reed Memorial “Give Us Money” Fundraiser Marathon Show (It's What He Would've Wanted) / Blob Fest 2019 / Game Gorner! / The Final Fantasy XIV talk goes on for too long (sorry) / More Masked Singer talk I guess / Danny goes on an old man rant about social media / Shawn and Danny go down social media provider memory lane / Episode 87: Toy Tub: Burial at Sea / The thrilling continuation of The Ian's Hinden Pick Your Own Adventure Voicemail / Just three more crystals to collect!! www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Clip clip clip everyone!! / Horrible Bosses talk! / Crazy Minions lady and God / Danny thinks is cool to not like Jason Bateman, Arrested Development and other things everyone else likes / Shawn's not TOO quirky for Danny / Shawn retires the Dog Song R.I.P. / Danny IS into ClickHole so ya know super original / halfwayokay Game Gorner / Elastica / Wargroove / The Resident Evil 2 remake is too hard and scary for Shawn / Why does Steam have trading cards!? / Monster Rancher Advance 2 is WEIRD / Bone News / halfwayokay Video Showcase / 1986 Cleveland Browns "Masters Of The Gridiron" / Shawn Green Pleased-O-Meter / A voicemail from Jimmy Sivilian / Happy Birthday Philip Zarina!! / The Ian's Hinden Pick Your Own Adventure Voicemail!! www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Lot of High Strangeness Synchronicities in this one, gang! / Shawn sends angry messages to Danny while Danny's at a funeral / Danny institutes a new show mechanic: “From Dusk Till Shawn” / Pay-it-Forward Official halfwayoky OMG Raw Pop-Tart Challenge UPDATE / Listener Steve changes Danny's mind on a controversial subject / Shawn finds a USB flash drive that he doesn't have access to / Shawn likes to find stuff on the ground, sue him!! / We're over The Masked Singer (Cho what?!) / Shawn found an offensive IOS App Store fake ad article headline and is OUTRAGED / Danny talks about a spooky dikeumentary series about goblins that are aliens from Hellier KY / Shawn's Toy Tub / Shawn's jealousy of the McElroys is real / Travis sucks so bad / Shawn always “Yes Ands” Shawn rolls a three / Bloody Maury Povich / Mr. Longlimbs pays a visit / Seasons of WHAA?! / Early 90s Fox Network sitcoms / Songs that make celebrating not working That creepy documentary series: https://www.hellier.tv/ www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Itza Ramble-Cast, folks! / Politics & Racism / We're in a rut / Shawn tries to make some points but Danny keeps interrupting (shocker) / Shawn will block you on Facebook if you start spouting politics different than his / MAGA babies harassing Native Americans / Starbucks seasonal cookies / Shawn doesn't come up with good episode titles SOO FUNNY / Shawn had his Netflix account stolen / Byron is too edgy for Shawn / Shawn and Danny talk about bad words and their ethics / Tuesday Bassen / Danny gets into body shaming / Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse was GREAT / Dog Dish tales / Introducing The Pay-it-Forward Official halfwayoky OMG Raw Pop-Tart Challenge #kelloggs #poptarts #oldnavy / More Masked Singer talk / Rate My Tweets / The last 10 minutes are genuinely painful to listen to, but they are uncut, unedited and authentic because THAT'S what you have come to expect from the halfwayokay brand! Good night everybody! www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

How ya doin' ya buncha HalfWaynes, and OhKaties out there! / Issues with LEGO Customer Service / We're doing slashes with our liner notes now instead of commas / The LEGO Movie was a very good movie / Return to Bird Court / The listeners fail to assign a proper punishment for Shawn Green (thanks!!) / Whojachu / Edward Joel Kowalczyk / The Butterfly Effect / Are the slashes weird?? Should we go back to commas? / Didjanu / Mary and I watched Howard the Duck and Casual Sex? / Ethan and Evan are the same name / Millennials aren't impressed by people doing funny voices / Dave Coulier / Shawn and Danny are OBSESSED with Fox's The Masked Singer / Fox reality shows are the worst / MasterChef is the worst / Return of the Obra Dinn is GREAT! / Shawn is not the best detective / Nobody wants to play The Legend of Zelda: Four Swords with Shawn / Danny is into Planet of the Apes now I guess whatever www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Danny feels bad about the last episode, Shawn reports on his experience at Trash's birthday party, Shawn is still wigging out about his advanced age, we lost the Dayton.com's Best of 2018 contest thing, Danny Fastpaws' Year of Revenge, Shawn hired a boy, Shawn comes up with a very edgy joke that's okay for him to say because he knows it's bad, Shawn gets some validation, Danny wants to buy some dumb hat, Welcome to Blood Court: The People v. Shawn Groan, Taco Bell boners, Shawn is a detective and an investigative reporter now, Shawn take a Taco Bell survey because it's very good content, Due to popular demand Shawn's Toy Tub is back!! Somebody Quiz Me!! Meandering and babbling because Shawn and Danny don't know how to end the episode. True professionals! www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Hold on! A Shawn episode! It's Shawn Green's birthday!! It's also Jude Law's birthday... get it?? Shawn had a TERRIBLE birthday, and nobody even cares! Poor Shawn spent his entire birthday trying to figure out how to improve the show for all of you people and made zero progress then Danny come over and hassles poor poor Shawn. On his BIRTHDAY!!, Impernasiaum of Doctor Marnasiaum, Shawn's Toy Tub Treasures, Shawn uncovers white nationalist dog whistles on video streaming YouTube tutorials, Shawn is afraid to go to Trash's birthday party because he feels old and judged, Danny doesn't like the term “Latinx” but Shawn does because he vastly more progressive than Danny is, Shawn and Danny watch some great YouTube movies, Nickelodeon Visual Vapor Wave, Shawn really can't deal with the idea of turning thirty nine years old, Happy Birthday QuackityHQ, Danny brings hard-hitting articles to the show, a poor little girl gets a leech stuck in her nose for a month!! Gross!! Little Girl Sweet Dog Play Friend, sober shaming, Christmas Cracker Joke Mishaps! Shawn and Danny bicker a little bit more THE END!! www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Merry Cursemas!! Julie Metz joins Shawn and Danny for Cursemas!! We address Danny's hiatus from the show, Flight of the Navigator star Joey Cramer leaves a special holiday voicemail! The 1942 classic Holiday Inn is a REAL PROBLEM, Didjanu, gifts galore!, Marmalade galore!, PetStop, Sampa visits, Donkey Kong Country t shirt, Video Roulette, the sickly, warm sound of William Tapley's throat, female self defence, Chris Cornell masturbation shaming, blue fairies, reflecting in disgust at the old halfwayokay YouTube video series, how to get womens, Use Your Muse, and a very special visit from King Creeper!! Check out Joey Cramer upcomming “LIFE AFTER THE NAVIGATOR” documentary on Facebook!! http://www.facebook.com/Joey-Cramer-aka-David-Scott-Freeman-1680331465346006/ www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Shawn introduces a new co-host, Shawn likes Smash Bros okay he guesses, Danny recaps more National Treasure, someone was mean to poor Shawn, making fun of physical appearances, Danny doesn't know the story of Frosty the Snowman, P.E.T.A. Phrases, Shawn's going through a vegetarian phase, The Ranch part 6 super deep dive, What in the World Would Shawn Green Say-Diego?, Comment Constanza & This Month in Serial Killeristory (Brought to you by Vivian Clover Lajoie Ideas LLC), My Buddy/Kid Sister, Sexy Chucky, Danny knows nothing about Ellen www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Shawn does movie reviewz! Danny has a HOT TAKE on Daft Punk as well as National Treasure, Shawn and Danny are not in the Christmas mood, Shawn isn't excited about the new Smash Bros Ultimate video game, crazy teacher cuts student's hair while belting out the national anthem, Danny is taking a break* but will be back after January* and poor Shawn is distressed! NEW SEGMENTS brought to you by Vivian Clover Lajoie Ideas LLC! Battle of the Breakfasts, Check Your Pets, Poop or Truth, Danny and Shawn start to have a real conversation but then Julie Metz interrupts the show much to Shawn's audible annoyance, Danny doesn't value comedy, Julie doesn't listen anymore, Something To Talk About, weird Jesus video, Plant Man, weird hypnotized super hero fetish YouTube channel, a witch www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Hark! The ghost of calendars is here! We talk about Downsizing the movie! Kristen Wiig is only funny on SNL, Danny's tired of these freaks, Shawn Green weight loss update, Reddit Soapbox, DDP Yoga Zone, McDonald's Holiday Pies, Shawn fam troubles, TV Land is tearing Shaw's family apart, Teachers on TV Land, Shawn and Danny get into an argument ON AIR, Party of Five season 3 in-depth review!! Shawn and Danny get into an argument OFF AIR, Video Roulette!! Ritz Crackers, kitty interview fail, Grizbard, Star Trek goofers www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Welcome to Blood Court! Author Dr. James Brubaker joins the par-tay! Rehashing old beefs, Facebook is evil, books and cooks, turnips, football talk, trying to get Danny to watch Star Trek, brass knuckles, Shawn is def NOT racist, Chub and Butt, Guess That Midi, Joan Osborne, Shawn's DDR exercise plan, Chat Pack Conversation Starter Cards, D.A.R.E., music reviews, I Ate a Sewer Rat!! James Brubaker: https://jamesbrubaker.net/ www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

It's the 'Second halfwayokay Friendship Clubisode', where YOU the listener provides the content for us! This was a blast to do! Thanks everyone!! Danny is a “foodie”, Bart VS Hamlet, Pikachu VS Scooby-Doo, beet, beet, beet, twenty minutes talking about a beet, Pokémon Let's Go talk, grocery delivery from a stranger, Halo University, Hardee's Xbox, Rad Kandy Korner, Shawn is afraid of nostalgia, Danny PAID for and WATCHED Pixels starring Adam Sandler LOL, sitcom theme song singing, carrot dangers, Cheery, Chic-Fil-A, Wizard's Drum!, Pink Floyd covers, trying Hot Dr. Pepper, on air eating & drinking, we get a lot of lovely gifts from a listener and Danny shits all over them cause he's an ingrate, Comfort Wipe reviews, Arby's social media, the Pepsi logo, Waifu, Facts of Life script readings, Frasier impressions www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

The show is a flop from the very start! Danny's in a baaaaaad mood this week, gang! But Shawn's great and NOT in a mood! Shawn wants to play Dragon Dice!! What a card ol' Shawn is. A real cute guy! Heath bars in the bath tub, Elon Musk is a weird creep, Grimes isn't very smart, Carson Daily's favorite songs, Tetris Effect, Shawn Gree soundboard reaction voicemails! Is Shawn a Man of the World? Or a Dew-Slurpin' Hee Haw Prince of Ol' Kaintuck? Puerto Rico knowledge, Didjanu is now taking ad space, World Wide Pants, Byron Hussie's Fancy Popcorn Popcorn-Bartenders, 1-858-651-5050 Li'l Shermie's world building, Callin Jerry Wheat, Sakura Pen Touch Markers, Video Roulette, Sexual Assistance for the Obese, SoloTravelBlog, cultural appropriation, Japan! www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Welcome first time listeners!! More Danny Door Dash antics! Shawn wants to claim the “halfwayokay” name on SnapChat, Incels are the worst, Shawn is still having issues with this appearance because he was an idiot and shaved his beard for a costume, Danny made a soundboard, Trick or Treating, Shawn tries so very hard to talk about something, but Danny refuses to let Shawn talk because he keeps saying “Uh oh” and playing with this soundboard and it's exhausting, Shark Tank! Curling, Shawn introduces the “Li'l Shermie's” Creative and Communal Thought Exercise, Haunting of Hill House talk, JUMP SCARE, Chilling Adventures of Sabrina, Shawn reads from a Jughead and Friends Digest Magazine (very funny), Shawn Green's Mutant Roundup: Ed Shipek A.K.A. Mr. Sunshine, pro wrestling, Florida, JUMP SCARE!! Does anyone read these? Say “I DOES” in the halfwayokay Friendship Club or @halfwayokay on Twitter. There will be no prize. www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Welcome BACK to the Castle of Blood! Horror actor Erin R. Ryan joins the fun on this very spooky episode! Dinosaur talk, Shawn Green's face EXPOSED! Prince Adam, Blood News!! Nashville Nightmare, stabbings, robocalls, a cool clip from The Office, Parker and Grant, Spooky Story Story Submissions!! Hot Dr. Pepper (again), Halloween Jokes brought to you by Funology.com/halloween, The Loveland Frog, Thomas Lighteningbolt, Congo, Denver Spiderman, Castlevania talk, Bill O'Niel and his amazing “Spiricom” device! Danny makes his own “Spiricom” device in order to talk to REAL GHOSTS!! www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Shawn and Danny makin' magic once again!! Shawn's stress meter, Shawn makes plans for when/if he becomes single again, clown college, Santa college, tiny museum, Shawn Green's Anime Connection, Dragon Ball Z, Shawn is playing Call of Duty for some reason, Jason Witten, Ray Sipe, Terry Davis, HQ Trivia: The Office, Jerry Wheat voicemails, Jimmy Civilian voicemail!, unpleasant movie theater experiences, Shawn fixed his car, Shawn plays his stand up routine that he recorded on his phone, toddler's first four words, Somebody Quiz Me, TV moms, The Connors www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

We got Shawn, Danny, and Greg Nichols!! And BOY do we TALK!! Shawn is NOT racist, the old days of public access, Shawn's nice, HWOK bylaws, assuming gender norms, Danny Fastpaws is declared THE Enemy of the Show, Danny throws a power play baby pout fit, Shawn and Greg revisit their imrov roots, Danny Fastpaws' Film Best Reviews He Did Not Write, The Bodyguard, Greg is a great listener, The Georgia Guidestones, Neosho Nightmare.mp4, Party of Five season 2!!!! Mad About You, Danny Masterson, rape-kissing, HWOK Voicemail Detectives: The Case of Auri and The Doghouse! www.halfwayokay.com Voicemail Line: 937-848-1112 Twitter, Instagram, Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Shawn is losin' his grip and losin' his cool! Danny's cool and smooth and fulla blam! News Uh-oh! Bill Clinton & Monica Lewinsky parody songs, Shawn finally saw Shrek and he didn't care for it, Danny death shames poor Chris Farley R.I.P., Highway to Heck, Hot Dr. Pepper, “Here's the thing”, 2018 Annual First Time halfwayokay Awards! Congratulations to all of our winners and nominees, Phantasy Star Online, PC NOW, Mutant Roundup featuring Shawn Green drunk at a rap show secretly filmed that makes Shawn freakout about it Twitter: @halfwayokay Instagram: @halfwayokay Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub Leave a cool voicemail 937-848-1112

Shawn educates Danny about the state or supreme court justice insanity that's going on, KavaNAW!! Guinness World Records, staying overnight at a museum, Shawn is accidentally into poor shaming, giving life advice to Viv, Danny's killer new Shawn impression, DIDJANU?, Danny and Shaw review Flyin' Ryan, Party of Five season 2!, Outback Steak House gift card scandal, Target attack!! Homophobic breakfast cereal protests!! And our one and only Stu Charno! NEW LIMITED EDITION halfwayokay SHIRT!! Stu Charno -- Instagram: unklstooo | YouTube: TheUnklstoo | SoundCloud: TheUnklstoo Twitter: @halfwayokay Instagram: @halfwayokay Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub Leave a cool voicemail 937-848-1112

It's Weird Easter is a fine holiday! Almost as good as the anniversery of Bruce Almighty's theatrical release! We immediately ask our lovely guest designer and “bud” Tony Wartinger about his dating habits and he gets VERY uncomfortable, also Project Runway news!! Audrey is Listener of the Month, Yeses or Noses, Weird Easter gift exchanges, butt size, James Brubaker reads us a scary story with SWEARS, Shawn is more well-read than Danny/Tony, Big Bird is the Mothman, Golden State Killer silly audio, arsonist teens, Shawn's karaoke bit falls flat and he blames it on Danny, new shirt announcement!! Candy corn hot takes, spooky scary, quiet reflection Stu Charno and MORE!! HAPPY WEIRD EASTER!! Stu Charno -- Instagram: unklstooo | YouTube: TheUnklstoo | SoundCloud: TheUnklstoo Twitter: @halfwayokay Instagram: @halfwayokay Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub Leave a cool voicemail 937-848-1112

We got the scoops! A.K.A. clown sightings, criss-cross applesauce, Danny attacks the press, Pepe the Frog has ruined frogs, rainbows, ringback tones, we're not gonna BAKE it, Herd That With Shawn, Spider Season, incest heist, braggin about autographs, “The Grave” in depth review, Kroger rapology, video game voicemail, World of Warcraft is older than Viv, Shawn opens a mysterious package, Somebody Quiz Me!, and a Stuniverse! Whatta show!! Stu Charno -- Instagram: unklstooo | YouTube: TheUnklstoo | SoundCloud: TheUnklstoo Twitter: @halfwayokay Instagram: @halfwayokay Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub Leave a cool voicemail 937-848-1112

Shawn and also Danny are hoopin' it up again! Migraines, dog-head men, Kroger, happy birthday Matt Miller. BREAKING NEWS sponsored by The Alla Xul Elu!! Things got CRAZY with Richlife!! Noam Chomsky poems, Being addicted to early 90s FOX television, Party of Five season 1 deep dive. Danny is disappointed that nobody watched Party of Five, Mutant Roundup!!: Jlink Master's grandma rant, William Johnson AKA The Doctor of Solutions and WWF announcer presents “Johnson Care”. New HWOK Adoption: Spencer Karter. He is a fine newsman and Cosby rape denier Twitter: @halfwayokay Instagram: @halfwayokay Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub Leave a cool voicemail 937-848-1112

Shawn and Danny are on this episode! They talk about cookies, Mourning Announcements *BONG*, Spooktacular talk, Shawn tries to workshop a joke with Danny but Danny doesn't cooperate (shocker), the Wayans Brothers, the Franklin Public Pool, R.I.P. Parks and Rec bit actor John McCain, Sonic the Hedgehog, Danny and Shawn explore progressive terms, The Great Shawn V Danny Nice Debate continues, kitchen phones, #DumbEricDitmerIdeas, Arnold Schwarzenegger impressions are lame, cemetery fights, Marry Date Dump, bickering and fights, RICHLIFE OF ROADTRIPS is BACK and harassing BW3 servers! Twitter: @halfwayokay Instagram: @halfwayokay Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub Leave a cool voicemail 937-848-1112

We are back after a long week to give you comedy and joy! Danny is shy, Shawn's been doing some emotional eating, cereal box reviews, what to do with the old HWOK YouTube channel, Kettering Ohio Skeleton House Update, Black Licorice Mentos, the airplane wasn't on fire, Danny reads Shawn's old show notes, iPood, Comedians in Cars Getting Coffee, Jerry Seinfeld: ENEMY OF THE SHOW, Don Tramp: ENEMY OF THE SHOW, Successful People VS Unsuccessful People, is Shawn a Man of the World or a Smellman of Hobgoblin Swamp, basic facts of Mexico, Canadian McDonald's street fight!, Mutant Roundup featuring American Josh the man behind the independent cinema masterpiece: Red River, and some idiot talking about cereal, also a sick new song from Official Viv! Viv AKA Dr. Airlines! https://soundcloud.com/deirdre-airlines Twitter: @halfwayokay Instagram: @halfwayokay Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub Leave a cool voicemail 937-848-1112

Shawn Groan and the Dead Man are at it again! Shawn gripes about his visit to Canada, Shawn is still very very stressed, Vancouver VS Chicago, Shawn was nearly attacked, HWOK shirt issues, Danny Fastpaws' travel safety tips, we have an unintelligent and stilted conversation about race, Shawn's mailman hates him, Shawn's going to be an electrical engineer, Jay Juicer, Danny finally weasels his way into the local public access Halloween Spootacular show, Who is nicer??? CALL/WRITE IN!, halfwayokay TV Party!!, Party of Five, Somebody Quiz Me!!, Stuniverse!! Stu Charno -- Instagram: unklstooo | YouTube: TheUnklstoo | SoundCloud: TheUnklstoo Twitter: @halfwayokay Instagram: @halfwayokay Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub Leave a cool voicemail 937-848-1112

Shawn talks about his Chicago trip, Ms Pac-Man will could kill you, Second City, Good Will Hunting is a good movie, Danny reviews the World of Warcraft film, we declare war on GSTV.com, Shawn is annoyed by one of the Key and Peeles, more Mutant Roundup! This time it's TONS of convoluted “Richlifesz of Roadtrips” coverage so buckle the fuck in, love, betrayal, goblin matrons, Walmart, high speed car chases, dash cams, human suffering! Twitter: @halfwayokay Instagram: @halfwayokay Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub Leave a cool voicemail 937-848-1112

Hey mon! Special guest Eric Ditmer joins us! Shawn is stressed and is also a hero, NEW HWOK SHIRTS!!, Danny's Mutant Roundup presents Sarah Hayes, holidays, movie reviews, Will Wonkers and the Candy Place, Oompa Loompas aren't self-sufficient, Trick-or-Treat ethics, we love Sarah Hayes, Show Notes Roulette, underage club/bar entry using Door Dash, test drive bummer, car talk, Danny tries to pick a fight about cars for some reason, Dungeon and Dragon ethics, scale mail bracers, goblins are babies, Danny makes us to through a very expansive, mind-bending adventure. Twitter: @halfwayokay Instagram: @halfwayokay Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub Leave a cool voicemail 937-848-1112

Actor Erin R. Ryan is here talking about scorpion mice! The Alt-Right ruined frogs, correcting naming confusion, Sigur Rós is for lamewads, Harry Potty, earwax defense, horror flavored reboots abounds, Buffy talk, remembering the one time Danny and Shawn went to see poetry, Danny doesn't like poetry, Dead Journal memories, Elf Power, Sgt Dave deep dive, polio awareness, The Computer Man, sandwich talk, McDonald's cheese tendril, banana trash bread, bad breakfast bread etiquette, Slaughterhouse Slumber Party Check out Slaughterhouse Slumber Party - Feature Film by Dustin Wayde Mills on @Kickstarter http://kck.st/2tXIy59 Stu Charno -- Instagram: unklstooo | YouTube: TheUnklstoo Twitter: @halfwayokay Instagram: @halfwayokay Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub Leave a cool voicemail 937-848-1112

Danny honors his commitment to talk like a cowboy and wear a cowboy hat the entire episode, y'all, nobody likes Shawn, Shawn declares war on Speedway gas stations and their awful pump TVs, #PeaceAtThePump, Speedy Rewards, Shawn doesn't drink big popz, NoislessChatter.com's own Philip J. Reed challenges us to watch and like M*A*S*H, Shawn tries to riff with Danny but Danny chooses to take it over in order to make fun of Daniel Johnston who he knows Shawn likes, Jerry Wheat calls in with a good couple of voicemails but Danny is in a mood so it doesn't go anywhere, Shawn's upcoming high school reunion, horror sitcom??, crypt slabs, we got more Stuniverse!, “Buddhalicious” Stu Charno -- Instagram: unklstooo | YouTube: TheUnklstoo | SoundCloud: TheUnklstoo Twitter: @halfwayokay Instagram: @halfwayokay Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub Leave a cool voicemail 937-848-1112

It's the 'halfwayokay Friendship Clubisode', where YOU the listener provides the content for us! This was a blast to do! Thanks everyone!! Shawn and Danny have a restaurant fight, Danny is insulted because I don't invite him along on everything I do, Shawn still can't stop thinking about a Ms Pac-man cocktail arcade game, Run For Cover Lover, Chow Daddy, Pizza Pizza Lunchables taste test, justpassingby1964, Beethoven's 2nd, The Ranch and Beethoven's 2nd Danny Masterson connection, horse coffins, M*A*S*H* is a bad show, David Barrett translation of Aristophanes's Thesmophoriazusae, Shawn's (Mike A's) Yelp reviews, Gilmore Girls Queer Eye crossover, halfwayokay debate off, Spaghetti-O's, Danny Fastpaws' Camping Tipz, embarrassing moments, we kinda get sleep towards the end... Twitter: @halfwayokay Instagram: @halfwayokay Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub Leave a cool voicemail 937-848-1112

We're adonished to have Spookmaster Jarrod Johnson! Shawn is struggling, Danny and Jarrod talk about stupid football, Shawn and Danny are REAL bickery this ep, all of our guests are nice, Danny Fastpaws Rates People in the Friendship Club, Shawn had coffee, we're all sweating, Shawn does his killer and super accurate Greg Nichols impression, Shawn introduces a new HWOK contest: The Official halfwayokay Teach Shawn How To Play Yu-Gi-Oh! And Then Play Yu-Gi-Oh! With Him Contest! Danny's got a BEEF with White Castle (get it?!), Danny dishes about Door Dash, skinny Danny fat shames poor Shawn and Jarrod, Shawn Green Product Corner, Danny demands attention when when he is supposed to be giving it, clothing care, Shawn does NOT sell drugs, “Lunchbreak”, Jarrod's workplace troubles, neighbor woes, Danny says “shut up” too much and it's kinda hurtful, Danny's constant bullying has made Shawn paranoid of every interaction he and Danny have, Danny's just so awful today Twitter: @halfwayokay Instagram: @halfwayokay Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub Leave a cool voicemail 937-848-1112

Shawn and Danny spend 5 minutes troubleshooting an audio issue that's slowly driving Shawn to lose is mind. We thought it was funny to keep it in. It's okay. It's the WORST time to start watching Handmaid's Tale! If you're not jacked in, you're nothing, Shawn is a workplace hero, Pokémon Quest is a dumb, they're trying to push Eevee on us as a starter Pokémon and its bullshit, Toys R Us closure, Shawn wants to get into Skylanders, Danny has an awful customer service experience at a local book store, do we have any non-white listeners?, Danny's war on blondes, Tony bailed!, we get into The Ranch and gross, dumb Danny Masterson, characters in sitcoms laughing is weird, will Shawn ever know peace?, don't watch Wild Beasts, Italian horror films, knife slushed, Somebody Quiz Me: Queer Eye Edition! Twitter: @halfwayokay Instagram: @halfwayokay Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub Leave a cool voicemail 937-848-1112

Episode 54: No Offense, Weenoid Bonko and The Mongoose hoop it up chill style! Vacation talk, Trump talk, drugz talk, Shawn's naked phase, the ocean is our enemy, haunted hotels, Mothman, Danny apologizes to the listeners, Danny is a buzzkill and a hater of art, “no offense”, Feedback, we get a movie suggestion that we looked up and it's a gross movie so we're not gonna watch it, Danny recaps Neve Campbell's Scream, fishin' talk, Shawn went to a rock and roll show he saw, Shawn apologizes to the listeners, Shawn finds the default Verizon Android text tone annoying and thinks it makes for good show content, Danny shares some public access gems, bloated bodies, Shawn educates Danny on Star Trek, we cover Queer Eye season 2, another Stuniverse haiku hosted by Stu Charno! Twitter: @halfwayokay Instagram: @halfwayokay Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub Leave a cool voicemail 937-848-1112

Julie joins Shawn and Danny for more great fun! Shawn doesn't like Parks and Rec because of the last two seasons, first ever HWOK field trip to get a gross gimmick fast food drink, WHIO Channel 7 local news story that will chill you to the BONE!, Danny reviews Shawn's Mixlr Car Casts, Drac Pack business, we spoil and fight about the horror film Hereditary, show favorite Tony Wartinger gets spooked by a head cabinet, Shawn and Julie do a FANTASTIC BIT that Danny doesn't appreciate at ALL, soapbox derby, “Cute-Tations”, Ernest movies staple Bill Byrge wishes us a happy anniversary!, Smartest Listener Dr. James Brubaker says Shawn's right about books n junk, Stu Charno chimes in about the infinite footprints we can make on Internet Twitter: @halfwayokay Instagram: @halfwayokay Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub Leave a cool voicemail 937-848-1112

We take a look back at our first year of podcasting while embarking on the adventure of the century! Twitter: @halfwayokay Instagram: @halfwayokay Facebook: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub Leave a cool voicemail 937-848-1112

Horror actress Erin R. Ryan joins Bubble Tubble and The Void! There is no difference between film and digital, tons of gift giving, lots of visual elements that make for bad audio, someone on Instagram hurt Shawn's feelings, Creamy origins, improv is a ponzi scheme, dealing with haters, Creepy Crawlers the movie????, Shawn has been over Jack Black longer than anyone, Hard Rock Cafe shirts, Surprise Trick-em-Up Interview with web celeb Little Peanut, air travel awkwardness, Shawn is a hero, MARMALGATE PART III, awesome pranks, #prankzone, Erin tells a horrible childhood story about teeth, vampires, Mummy News: Hawk Mummy, grain thief, Gorillaz/Powerpuff Girls crossover, The darker side of RICHLIFE OF ROADTRIPS, weird medical abnormalities Erin R. Ryan – Instagram: eryanerr Stu Charno -- Instagram: unklstooo | YouTube: TheUnklstoo | SoundCloud: TheUnklstoo Twitter: @halfwayokay Instagram: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub Leave a cool voicemail 937-848-1112

Fifty episodes! Can ya believe it!? Shawn is a victim, Shawn learns how zippers work, Everyman Comedian Rauly Dale, haflwayokay Book Club: The Catcher in the Rye by J.D. Salinger, Shawn has no critical thinking skills, Danny goes to an Indie Horror Film Festival, Danny explains a movie again, this time it's indie horror film Bonehill Road, wolfmans, Winchester Mystery House, Shawn Green Newz: Harvey Weinstine's awfulness may be threatening Project Runway, Georgina Chapman, Trading Spaces is a good show, Ultimate YouTube Drama: RICHLIFE OF ROADTRIPS and BIG MAN, #tatergate, Julie joins us mid show and it's a delight! Julie and Danny don't like Star Trek, Dear Greg Nichols, Aftershow madness

Grey Wolf and Magic Wolf are at it again! Shawn is trying to fill the void by dipping his toe into various random hobbies/activities large scale sculpting, learning about black culture, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Dreamcast version of Phantasy Star Online (DM me), and reading. Danny talks about a ghost documentary for a while, Waverly Hills Sanatorium, Stone Cold Steve Austin: Paranormal Punisher, weird video zooms, Beavis and Butthead impressions, MARMALGATE PART II, Danny Fastpaws' Fast Pick of the Week, Lil Shawn Green's Pumpkin Pie Challange 2016, Lil Shawn Green Spells Simple Words, Shawn and Danny read the writings of Kid Viv, Yu-Gi-Oh! is our future, The Return of William Tapley, end times, the Leopard, puppy love, Ron Griffin, Your Love is Real, outsider music

Episode 48: Dead Woman on the Plane Road Special guest Eric Ditmer, Drac Pack!, QR code, nobody uses Safari, Shawn is threatened by Eric Ditmer's age, Youth Stingerz, Margot Kidder R.I.P., explaining guest Eric's physical appearance, Danny explains the plot of Face Off, talking about Nicolas Cage is OVER! AKA get over it! John Travolta is apparently physically, mentally, and spiritually repulsive, Choco Pocket, goblinmaze.com, Pokémon Moms, Pokémon GO talk, donations are weird, we continue to develop Operation: Aniston, Geocaching, halfway-i-pay Creamium Content, Is It Chant-Able, Polite o'Clock, Ed Armison, local nerd store Epic Loot Games keeps getting calls about Fortnight, Joyride, Joyroids, “rage against the machine, mother fucker!”, Home Improvement VS Roseanne theme songs, Shawn's Cool Stylez Corner: Mason jars, planks of reclaimed urban lumber w/ distressed sayings on them, vinyl bird decals, vinyl albums of the Byrds, fake vintage record player with a missing power supply, couple origins, rapping Pi, A Quiet Place was terrorized by Theater Budz, Danny hunts and it's weird, Matt Dingus, cool pops, Real Doll Kidz!, Lil Peanut, are you a Dayby or a Nightmare?, we are confused about most religions, The Stuniverse!!, AFTER SHOW!!: Cat AIDS, freaking out about the idea of our pets dying, Eric gets in trouble for runnin' bitz, cool Cartman impressions, Shawn hates Travis McElroy so much CHECK OUT THE: goblinmaze.com Stu Charno -- Instagram: unklstooo | YouTube: TheUnklstoo | SoundCloud: TheUnklstoo Twitter: @halfwayokay Instagram: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub Leave a cool voicemail 937-848-1112

Bush songs, Shawn couldn't find his Crocs, Shawn's a Summer baby now, update on the The First Annual Official halfwayokay Philip J. Reed Memorial Give Us Money Fundraiser Marathon Show, taking over schools, do the “numbers” REALLY matter to Shawn??, Operation: Aniston, mastering the segue, Who's Line Is It Anyway and the Muppet Pig People of Cincinnati Ohio, Julie moves things around in our kitchen too much, first dates, Red Robin is not a good restaurant, Shawn hosts a public access improv show, Julie's good at improv, Dayton horror hosts, MORE birthday messages, we get a voice message from 'Just the Ten of Us' lead Bill Kirchenbauer, we kink shame iloveyouKT's sexy diarrhea writing prompts, yes Shawn is still working on his stand up comedy act, and the Curse of the Sandpaper Killer Stu Charno -- Instagram: unklstooo | YouTube: TheUnklstoo | SoundCloud: TheUnklstoo Twitter: @halfwayokay Instagram: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub Leave a cool voicemail 937-848-1112

A very “behind the seams” episode! Shawn and Danny attack Redditors for hurting our feelings and it comes off VERY scatterbrained and defensive . The Verdict: If you don't get Weird/Rad then GET LOST!! The Ramen Noodle is a lamewad, we are 100% equal to or better than Andy Kaufman in every way (R.I.P.), We are not My Brother My Brother and Me, Newhart references, “iloveyouKT” is just awful, Reddit is awful, sexy bimbos and hunky monster scientists, we love Boston, toxic friendships, Danny ranks our listeners, announcing The First Annual Official halfwayokay Philip J. Reed Memorial Give Us Money Fundraiser Marathon Show: It's What He Would Have Wanted, Blobfest, Danny Fastpaws Birthday Wishes 2018, Shawn and Danny also attack a man just trying to run a respectful Perfect Strangers review blog, long live the Bronson Meerkats, Hellevator talk, The Soska Sisters, Parking Budz, world fleas Dr. Airlines: https://deirdre-airlines.bandcamp.com/album/music-for-sad-cunts Perfect Strangers Reviewed (the good one): https://perfectstrangersreviewed.wordpress.com/ Perfect Strangers Blog (the lame one): https://balkibartokomous.wordpress.com Twitter: @halfwayokay Instagram: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub Leave a cool voicemail 937-848-1112

Kind of a loose one! Julie's back to join in the good times! Jarrod impressions, Julie's lotion wipe, the legally blind, more horrible vet talk, Show-Killer Tony hassles Shawn about his new denim jacket, Uncle Lou is fixed, Where's Wally, England, Dumb Dumb Danny don't get jokes, metal detectors, Glycerin, Little Nicky, Adam Sandler, click click BOOM, Limp Bizkit Sunoco, marinara face, Cat Cube, Blockbuster Days, Touchdown Pictures: Old Hogs, Shawn drinks and kinda forgot what he said during this episode, Shawn yells too much, I need to stop drinking so quickly, this was eye-opening, we're not a racist, crazy pizza stories, Franklin Ohio history, Dr. Absalom Death, Homies, friend exes, Tear Drop, iTunes Review Update, haiku Twitter: @halfwayokay Instagram: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub Leave a cool voicemail 937-848-1112

Shawn and Bonko are at it again!! Great Scott!, The Office (again), sitcom mixtape, Married With Children, King of Queens, Cheers, Coach, Taxi (again), Danny was in a Final Destinationsque moment, Devon Sawa, Shawn's really cool sitcom accent lamp plan, halfway-I-Pay Club, Bugles, wood working, Family Matters is a weird show, children laughing, Lil Richie's spin and un-confidant headphone handling, Urklebot, Lou's laryngitis, Shawn VS South Dayton Veterinary Clinic, Fastpaw's Trends of Tomorrow TODAY, Baths, Shawn's Whale Facts of Tomorrow TODAY, Chris Valentine, fairies, pixies, gnomes, leprechauns, William Tapley would hate us, Chris Angel, Encino Man is mandatory watching for ALL listeners, does Shawn sleep in a stocking cap and night shirt?, Cube, Cube 2: Hypercube, Cube Zero, Canadian babes, boot throwing, button sucking, small brown hair, Stuniverse, Stu Charno Stu Charno -- Instagram: unklstooo | YouTube: TheUnklstoo | SoundCloud: TheUnklstoo Twitter: @halfwayokay Instagram: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub Leave a cool voicemail 937-848-1112

Shawn and Danny kickin' it fun ways! Danny turns over a new leaf, Shawn's gotta get to Disney World, Shawn does NOT have a bee in his bonnet, Cheetahs update, sea monkeys, how was your Easter?, It's A Jeep Thing, McHammer, Uncle Lou has laryngitis, Rate My Tweets, Serial Kill Watch update, candy talk, egg talk, bus talk, Danny makes threats, Howie Mandel, Millionaire Matchmaker is gross, being over Star Wars, Jumanji lessons, Watch the Spaghetti Joseph, Kevin Hart, Mad Max, Stuniverse, enough with The Big Lebowski, James calls us idiots because of Roseanne, Danny was soooo wrong, Danny's bad with dates Stu Charno -- Instagram: unklstooo | YouTube: TheUnklstoo | SoundCloud: TheUnklstoo Twitter: @halfwayokay Instagram: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub Leave a cool voicemail 937-848-1112

Shawn, Danny, and Jarrod makes three! Out of sync sorta beat-boxing , taking very real listener calls LIVE, Police Academy, Shawn's 20 year feud with The Refreshments is over, Danny keeps interjecting making it difficult for Shawn to explain himself properly, Jumanji, Sneaky Pete again, Seven, Netflix, baptisms, Danny calls Mother Teresa a “B”, Crocodile Mile, we continue to craft Shawn's open mic set, Tennessee can burn, salt water taffy, dentist time travel conspiracies, Shawn talks too fast, we cover ABC's Roseanne revival, more Giovanni Ribisi, good gravy tonight, Andrew Keegan's cult, cult talk, zeebo zabbo, Optimists Club, Human Babies, Stuniverse, Crocodile Heaven Thanks too all of our female listeners!! Jarrod Johnson – Instagram: Leecarverxul Stu Charno -- Instagram: unklstooo | YouTube: TheUnklstoo | SoundCloud: TheUnklstoo Twitter: @halfwayokay Instagram: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub Leave a cool voicemail 937-848-1112

Naked LOL, blood, shoving your muscular body through a small hole of glass, April Fool-em-Ups, Thirteen Ghosts, the old halfwayokay videos, Giovanni Ribisi, macaroni, Danny's embarrassing medical condition, hobby grade Furbies, Pokémon, Fazoli's ad thank you so muchly Fazoli's, Shawn Mencia, Shawn Talks Movie Films, Encino Man rating system, Three Billboards, Giovanni Ribisi, Shape of Water, Annihilation, Fit Finlay, Dragon Ball Z, Ladybird, Sylvio, Jeff Who Lives At Home, Shawn tries to establish a media exchange with his good friend Danny but Danny is a baby about it, Little Women LA, Sneaky Pete, That Thing You Do, Giovanni Ribisi, Danny the Conman, Official halfwayokay ConContest, Death Saw, Congo voicemails, Stephen Hawking Conspiracy, Stuniverse, Night Court D&D, breaking the electric chair, Giovanni Ribisi Stu Charno -- Instagram: unklstooo | YouTube: TheUnklstoo | SoundCloud: TheUnklstoo Twitter: @halfwayokay Instagram: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub Leave a cool voicemail 937-848-1112

Reka Juhasz brings weird Hungarian birthday music, bull dogs, Olympic Gold Coins, driving and grocery shopping safety, Stephen Hawking R.I.P., Aerosmith, Big Bob's Flooring Outlet, Savannah Soldier Smoochin, A Buffy Reboot??, being irky about words, Shawn defends Angel/Lorne, jean jacket/Cheetahs update, Instagram photography talk, Danny's edgy and apathetic view of politics, Bubble Tubble Jean Jacket Jam, cultural appropriation, Kinder Eggs USA, we eat candy on the air and for some reason think that's acceptable content (sorry), Shawn's open mic joke workshop update, Congo is a bad movie, All That or I Don't Know 'bout That, Maybe Listener Chris leave a boring voicemail, Inception is a bad movie, Predator or Prey, embarrassing junior high romance, Sarah Payload Twitter: @halfwayokay Instagram: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub Leave a cool voicemail 937-848-1112

Shawn and Danny can't stop! We cover smart animals, worshiping elephants, Christianity, workshoping Shawn's open mic comedy set, grandpa behind the seams, Battle Beasts, Crossfire, Dogmen, Adena culture, giant cats, wolves, Strangers: Prey At Night, don't eat at Fazoli's, The Cheetahs, denim jackets, Danny doesn't listen, Shawn's poor self image, Macy's is awful, Julie body shames Shawn, Serial Killer Watch Update, Pauline Dakin Twitter: @halfwayokay Instagram: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub Leave a cool voicemail 937-848-1112

Greg Nichols finally joins the roster of HWOK characters! The STRUCTURE is at full mast! We talk about it ALL: tax season, Statue of Liberty, sign spinning, Shawn is very sick, Crazy Frog, in vitro meat, playing god, baby Jesus' crippled lamb, Greg can't stay close to the mic, Dirt Country Concert, jean shorts, breaking chairs, Serial killer Watch, cops, Greg's new job jitters, Fazoli's, The Wanderers, The Warriors, Get Out, video game talk, Puppet Master, Shawn tries to talk about Gribblerz with everyone, but Danny insists on doing a bit so we don't, Shane Green, Greg's weird head problem, Star Wars action figure market, boring guitar talk Twitter: @halfwayokay Instagram: @halfwayokay Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Introducing our new show structure which we adhere to it perfectly! Dayton Ohio politician EXPOSED, new national anthem, Chubby Checker, Special Guest: Uncle Lou, Billy Graham is dead, Nixon, Shawn's mom scolds him on Facebook, high school talk, Blue, Final Fantasy is dumb, famous blind people, Casey Cam, Guy Fieri jokes are hack, Stuniverse with Stu Charno, weed VS booze, Baskets, Zach Galifianakis, Louie Anderson, Seven Minutes in Terrible Heaven, The Imposter, we announce the Official halfwayokay Star Wars Episode I Touched By A Grandfather Action Figure Sweepstakes Contest WINNER!!

Jarrod Johnson is here to celebrate Danny's new hair cut! We're still in a weird funk, but we talk about cool stuff! Stuff like Chick-Fil-A, birds, snakes, Smittle Victuals, werewolf masks, bestiality, Star Trek sound effect CDs, vandalism, delinquent behavior, Valentines Day, romance, Watergate Salad, tapeworms, anemia, Alexa abuse, Shawn cut himself with a knife, Suzanne Somers, Young Blood Institute, Making a Good Impression, Patrick Stewart, Squeeze-It, Gordon Ramsay, tree fire, Black Panther, Can't Hardly Wait, Dragon Ball Z, The Drac Pack, Hargle Craghammer returns, introducing magical Elvan surgeon, Sylvie Puffwater, fantasy world building, woof Jarrod Johnson – Instagram: Leecarverxul Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

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Tony Wartinger joins the silly times and we COVER IT ALL!! Tide Pods, Dan Marino, Yelp, incantations, the Great Wolf All Mother: Queens of Fangs, the Howling Festival, Kid Blitzers Megaphonez, howling, the numbers are low, introducing the new crazy HWOK reoccurring character “Hargle Craghammer, fantasy, Empty Nest, Etsy, Hargle's Bargles, car window woman, car guns, car ants, Doctor Who, Johnny England, British TV, Predator of Prey, City of Heroes, car accidents, Ford Focus, war, Stuniverse, Ellen, Cream Pies, Bill's Donuts, Centerville, Ohio, bomb threats, vore, Living Dayton, Batman talk Stu Charno -- Instagram: unklstooo | YouTube: TheUnklstoo | SoundCloud: TheUnklstoo Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Julie, Shawn, and Danny are hoopin' it up in the Hive/Hacienda! Car troubles, room troubles, Dragon Ball Z, Kevin Smith, Penn Jillette sucks, Crashing, Pete Holms, atheism, Matt Pinfield, Shawn's Miitomo Corner, bullying, voicemails, The Stuniverse, Danny Devito, Tim Burton, Batman, Julie Mencia: Joke thief, Rosanne, The Cranberries, Tool, Shia LaBeouf, 4Chan, Belize, tsunami, trick-em-ups, Improv Blast, Bart Simpson, Rap Gamez, Julie invites all listeners to our home for some reason, lil pizza boy life, Gribblerz Stu Charno -- Instagram: unklstooo | YouTube: TheUnklstoo | SoundCloud: TheUnklstoo Join the halfwayokay Friendship Club: facebook.com/groups/halfwayokayfriendshipclub

Jarrod Johnson is here! Family altercations, Aziz Ansari, “Tucker”, is Chicago the midwest?, Will Smith, Bright, orcs, unicorns, Andy Serkis, Trick-em-Ups, Facebook streaming clowns, Chat Roulette, Cassano's Pizza, snow dayz, The Stuniverse, Stu Charno, haiku, smiling, the future is bleak, 3D Doritos, Pawsitive Thinking: Love & Dating, Australian Dating Man, negging, is your crush a MySpace player?, ant farms, snakes, Hogwarts Jarrod Johnson – Instagram: Leecarverxul Stu Charno -- Instagram: unklstooo | YouTube: TheUnklstoo Download Free Dating Tips Ebook contains Tons of Dating Tips : http://happy-dating.org/free-download

Shawn and Danny talk about the latest Hive/Hacienda updates, ringworm, birds in caramel, jail, doin' drugz, The Stuniverse, Shawn Problemz, Conclusion of the Screensaver Saga, Gorbitz.gub, Critters, Munchies, Hobgoblins, Gremlins, Ghoulies, Jerry Wheat, getting reported and blocked on SimCity BuiltIt Stu Charno -- Instagram: unklstooo | YouTube: TheUnklstoo

Shawn and Danny welcome a new segment featuring actor Stu Charno, Project Runway All Stars, dumb football, zebras in Mexico, math, paranormal, Carnage, Venom, Spider-man, comics talk, William Tapley, Mitt Romney, trains, Obama, Danny Fastpaw's Fast Pick of the Week, Shawn Green's Gummy Worm Adventure, No Justice, songs, songs, songs, SorryGate Stu Charno! www.instagram.com/unklstooo/ & www.youtube.com/user/TheUnklstooo Dr. Airlines! https://soundcloud.com/deirdre-airlines

Comedian Ryan Singer joins BT and V for our most incoherent episode yet! Rich Little, Little Richard, lying, the great fall, Hollywood sex criminals, Flowerama, country music, improv, The Wonderland Express, Greg Nichols, Lowes, LA talk, The Ranch, Shawn gets judgy about people who belive in the paranormal, aliens, UFOs, bigfoot, reptilians, vampires, wolfman, shadow people, Charlie Brown, djinn, pukwudgie, Free Masons Check out ryansingercomedy.com

Bubble Tubble and The Void are at it again bringing you Trick-em-Ups, New Year's Declarations of Intent, All That or I Don't Know 'Bout That live stream, Shawn talks about a dream he had even though its lame, Shawn comes clean on a Twitter joke, Rhett and Link suck, La Croix, Freshman, Shawn sat on Uncle Lou, friendship and Campbell's Chunky Soup

Happy Holidays! The beautiful Julie Metz is here, trailer life, mistaken for famous, King Creeper Cursemas Quandary, wells, sweetmails, soccer sticks, Danny doesn't sound like Ben Folds, more singing (sorry), Santa Clause takes listener voicemails, five year plans, madebyjetpack.com, Dr. Airlines covers Bugs!!!

Reka's here cracklin' skulls! Is it possible to appropriate art from rapey Hollywood, Danny hates Wes Anderson, anemia, Danny's childhood punk songs, Shawn says “aww” much, Supernatural talk, sitcom trivia, the show is ending

Graphic designer Reka Juhasz is here! Hungarian traditions, more Shawntropolis talk, the Lockhorns, #MARMALGATE, Danny keeps interrupting, Black Friday, Salvation Army, Shawn has nothing to offer, Danny VS Our Listeners, Steam Punk Raver Goggles, self-doubt

We relive cringe audio of 2005 Shawn Green acting like a cool guy, old comic book movies, Tamagotchi, regional commercial jingles, sweetmails, Taylor Swift sing-a-longs

Happy Thanksgiving! Jokeman Jarrod Johnson is in the Hacienda, DIY window tint, First Baptist Church feud, annoying audio, McDonald's memories, MVCC Halloween Spooktacular, threats, Office Depot, Dilbert, special holiday voicemail, funeral improv

A nice, chill episode! Danny's new job prospects, lil pizza boy woes, FORGET MY SQUIRT?, blood, Byropod report, basement flood, Making Sunshine Out of Blood, Mario talk, nostalgia and its dangers, and the search for America's Most Terriblest People!!

Show gripes, numbers gripes, burger gripes, work gripes, costume gripes, USPS gripes, LOTTA GRIPES! Halloween recap, department store brands, mashups, Amiibo Watch, etc!

Happy Halloween!! We've got Jarrod Johnson, Ouiji boards, Christmas, 3 Dead Trick or Treaters, Driving Budz, AdvuTec partnership, The Office, The Westfield Watcher, blood, MASKULL, and lost of scary stories!!

Blown-out audio and Julie and Danny found the echo knob! “That was then this is WOW”, testing relationships, Shawn scolds a listener, Marmello, praise be to the Architects, spooky voicemail, bearded mummy, Driving Budz

Shawn gets motivational/inspiring, Danny Fastpaws recaps all of the Friday the Thirteenth movies, spooky voicemail, Marmalade returns, and more!!

Julie Metz is here! Vincent Price impressions, House on Haunted Hill, creepin on neighbors, real celeb voicemails, sweetmails, ridiculing our listener base, All That/I Don't Know 'bout That, jokes, Marmalade, ritualistic chanting, sing-a-longs

Tracy Wells A.K.A. Heather Owens from Mr. Belvedere calls into the show! Standing VS Kneeling, Making a GOOD Impression, Family Matters house demolition, sing-a-longs, and weird zany fun!

Designer Tony Wartinger joins the show to celebrate Weird Easter, the most sacred of spooky holidays! More Bronson Beef talk, calendars, Skeleton Ghost, spaghetti, TLC, spooky story voicemail, Weepy Voice Killer, ceremonial knives, childhood memories of existential dread, Santa, quiet self reflection

Shawn VS Casey of the BETTER Bronson Pinchot Fan Club, Tim Gunn: Drill Instructor, spaghetti, Daddy of Light, Final Fantasy 14, Australia, BYROPOD, power plays, voicemails, The Simpsons, Kirk Cameron

Julie Metz joins us as Shawn continues his crusade against the BETTER Bronson Pinchot Fan Group, show re-branding, All That or I Don't Know 'bout That, Lady Listeners, Kellerman's is REAL, Zorbs, FriendsWatch, Weird Easter, noislesschatter.com

VR, Lou Grant, new segment, Jill Taylor VS Debra Barone, Nazis, Ace of Base, All That or I Don't Know 'bout That, Friends, Sekhmet, Shawn declares war with a mock Bronson Pinchot fan group EXPLAIN YOURSELVES CASEY AND PHILIP! 937-848-1112

Chaos ensues when Jeff Jordache joins the show, awkward tensions, forced looseness, drunken cross talk, slime, BUZZ, Cathy, Randy Orton, REAL soundboards, rapping, robe wrestling alliance, Shawn is bullied, Scrappy Doo

Great Donald Trump jokes, Pogs, Star Wars fatigue, Mummy Mia, Buffy, voicemail joke, action figures as an investment, bourbon, Shawn's bloody foot, Dahmer talk, Heaven

The REAL Julie Metz joins the fun, Shawn and Danny make it really weird to know us IRL, Kat with the Glasses, James Brubaker, Beefs, Perfect Strangers, P.S. I Love You, Will Sasso, Reka, reincarnation of Count Dracula, ROMANCE!!!

Mundane domestic struggles, basements, canoeing, voicemails, Coke Zero, Tupac, Shawn's shitty self-absorbed pettiness knows no bounds, MySpace

Josh Johnson, Salmon Delcar, Facebook = Barf, death row last meals, executions, Put-In-Bay report, Ms Pacman, Splatoon 2, no more Cthulhu, documentary talk, movie monster quiz

DON'T watch out for motorcycles, inconsiderate people, Living Single, Singles, 90s band names, Moonbeamz, Smurfs, Evan sends an email, SOMEBODY QUIZ ME, introducing the hwok friendship hotline

Shawn and Danny are doing more of the same stuff! This time THE REAL JULIE joins us for a nice hello! Shawn tries to be mellow, tires for the troops, spider-man, marvel, and shower habits

Shawn and Danny, soundboard, real dolls (again), Baby Driver, Pokémon, ranting about a shitty barcade, self loathing! Enjoy!!

Shawn and Danny explore podcasting tips from the web, Shawn's very real girlfriend, movies, grandparents, feeling old, and more!

PERFECT AUDIO QUALITY, Taxi, self loathing, Tom Hanks, coyotes, monsters, not murdering Dane Cook, stop with the zombies, Facebook, improv is terrible, Myspace, killers

The first episode of my internet radio show. It's rambley, and inarticulate. I'll get better.