ep244 Got Your Dick!
This week’s episode has Wes, Leland and Mitch discussing the dangers of today’s world. What would you pay to get your dick back? Other topics are gifting sex dolls, capital seizing ass hats and racist words. So crawl into those 2020 safe space storm shelters and prepare to let 2021 kick you in the junk.
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ep243 In-Virus Purchases!
This week’s episode has Wes, Leland and Mitch discussing the current events that really matter. Listen in as they debate what real love looks like. Do you fetch? So crawl into those safe spaces and paw the ground twice if you consent to having your feelings hurt!
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ep242 Timeshare Condom!
This week’s episode has Wes, Leland and Mitch discussing in depth the things you really want to hear about. Things like Drag Queen Fight Clubs and how Man Points! Podcast rebranding Toys R Us. So crawl into your safe spaces and enjoy your timeshare. We’re pretty sure Mitch had it last.
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ep241 Dino Dick!
This week’s episode has Wes, Mitch, Leland and Chris back to their old shenanigans. Listen in as you are blessed by a new discovery in the literary world. Most importantly Man Points! Podcast has a public service announcement of the upmost importance. Until you listen to this episode **DO NOT PUT ANYTHING IN YOUR MOUTH!**...
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This week’s episode has Wes, Leland and Chris discussing hot topics of the day from dicks to debates, which is actually staying on topic this time. So crawl into those safe spaces and prepare to be triggered!
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ep239 I like me some Keanu!
This week’s episode has Wes, Leland, Ben and Chris all in the same room since 2019! Sit back and enjoy while one of the boys lets out a terrible family secret. Ben will share a little of his truths as well. This one is not for the pansies out there so beware and if you...
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ep238 Three Cons make a right!
This week has Wes, Ben and Chris giving you the truth about the world. Listen in as three sailors deliver tales of a time gone by. To top it all all off hear their opinions on Biden, Ben physical capabilities and how to profit off the prison system. #FellonsOnly. So crawl into those safe spaces,...
ep237 Demon Herpes!
This week’s episode has Wes, Mitch and Leland discussing truly dignified and proper topics like eye herpes, demon sperm and monkeys. So crawl into those safe spaces and be sure to cover your eyes!
ep236 Ben’s Beard!
This week’s episode has Ben, Wes and Leland discussing possible Man Points! Podcast march. What would you do with a Ben? Listen as Leland explains his joy in men’s cosmetics. So crawl into those safe spaces and beware of the beard!
ep235 Black Mitch!
This week’s episode starts with Mitch, Wes and Chris discussing today’s hottest race and COVID topics. After a short bit they get a special guest to call in and contribute almost nothing (Ben). Listen in as they try and find humor in todays world that is desperately needing some. So crawl into those safe space...
ep234 There’s a FaceBook group for that!
This week’s episode has Mitch, Wes and Leland taking on todays hottest issues from social and racial injustices to how many barnyard animals can a trio handle. So crawl into those safe spaces and don’t come out the the strange wet noises goes away!
ep233 Worse than AIDS!
This week’s episode has the thrill of a Mitch and Chris cat fight not just once but twice. Listen as neither one makes valuable argument. To top that off listen in as Wes has the most Bidden moment of his podcast career. Don’t worry they do provide some insights and a lot of humor. So...
ep232 OG Bear
This week’s episode has Wes, Mitch, Chris, Leland and little bit late Ben talking about the week’s most important COVID topics. You know dicks and things. So crawl into those safe spaces and make sure there’s not more then ten of you in there and prepare to be triggered.
ep231 The Snowball Effect!
This week’s episode has Wes, Mitch, Leland and Chris answering todays most important question. How gay are you? Listen in as they take stock in todays standards of gayness as well as how to best snowball a friend. So sit back, crawl into those safe spaces and be careful of what your ex has in...
This week’s podcast has the surviving members talking about today’s most important stories. Listen in as they talk about the best dating app, Step-porn and money rape. So crawl into those safe spaces and let that gorilla know that no means no.
ep229 Virtually Gay!
This week’s episode again has the guys social distancing themselves from societal norms. Listen in as Wes, Leland, Mitch, Ben and Chris discuss todays challenges with the COVID-19 lock downs and supply shortages. Discover Leland’s sexiest man alive vote and watch as Ben slowly increases in girth. So crawl back into your safe space and...
ep228 Socially Distant!
This week’s episode have all five back and alive. Listen as they discuss the joys of social distancing and the truths and lies behind it all. As well as your standard ball busting. So crawl into those safe spaces and DON’T COME OUT for at least 14 days.
ep227 We’ll call it AIDS if we want to!
WE”RE BACK! This week’s episode has Wes, Leland, Mitch and Chris talking about this past few weeks worth of Democrat lunacy and who they want to see win. There’s some talk about AIDS, Ben da Bear and of course a little pop culture to spice it up. Back to true form so crawl into those...
ep226 First Blowout of 2020: Dead Pool episode!
It’s finally here and no I am. not talking about the 2020 Dead Pool (It’s here too). Listen in as Mitch retells the struggles of life followed by the Man Points! Podcast official 2020 Dead Pool. So crawl into those safe spaces and prepare to be disgusted.
This week’s episode has one of the guys opening up about his past where he was roofied. So listen in as the guys discuss the funny side of sexual assault of one of their own. Other than that the guys are just enjoying reuniting after a long absence. So crawl into those safe spaces and...
ep224 Don’t Marry A White Woman!
This week’s episode has Wes, Mitch and Ben talking about what is most important in these crazy times. Everything from Alcohol, STDs and baseball to the dangers of marriage. So crawl into those safe spaces and prepare to be triggered.
ep223 Revenge of the Cis!
This week’s episode has Wes, Chris and Mitch starting out only to be interrupted by Ben Da Bear. Listen in as they discuss all the week’s hot topics such as male grooming to gender identity. So crawl into those safe spaces and prepare to be triggered.
ep222 VSCO Boys!
This week’s episode has Wes, Chris and Mitch discussing the hottest in todays topics. Listen in as the live the VSCO life and give you their true feelings. So crawl into those safe spaces and prepare to be triggered.
ep221 All By Myself: The look at me chronicles.
This week’s episode has Leland doing what he does best. Talking by himself about himself. So crawl into those safe spaces and prepare to be stunned.
ep220 Yeah, I did it!
This week’s episode has Wes, Leland, Mitch and Ben the Bear making sure no one sees them in a positive light. Listen in as the fearlessly talk about todays hot topics. The things you may think but never say out loud. Crawl into those safe spaces as they say those very things.
ep219 There’s nothing wrong with that!
This week’s episode has Wes, Leland and Candace (and later Ben Da Bear). Listen in as they talk penguin sexuality to the worlds greatest drag show. So crawl into those safe spaces and prepare to be entertained.
ep218 Slave Chicken!
This week’s episode has Leland and Wes discussing todays hot topics from oppressed livestock to junkie dolphins. This week also has the answer to a question about Leland we’ve all had. So crawl into those safe spaces and pass the Puffer Fish!
ep217 Living The Eunuch Life!
This week’s episode has Leland, Wes, Ben and Chris talking about the eunuch lifestyle. Listen as they discuss all things from eunuchs to Ben’s weight to the embarrassing moments of Leland’s lesser manly qualities. So crawl into those safes spaces and get the pedicure!
ep216 Taco Tuesday!
This week’s episode has Ben, Leland and Wes talking about the dangers of eating. Listen in as they explain the most lethal of foods as a new contender for Salliest Way To Die. The real question is, were there lines crossed this week? We don’t think so. So crawl into those safe spaces and make...
ep215 The Florida Minimum!
This week’s episode has Ben, Wes, Mitch, Chris and Leland discussing the hot topics of the day. Listen in as they discuss immigration, what qualifies as Floridian and robots. So crawl into those safe spaces and prepare to be triggered.
ep214 Clitoral White Guy!
This week’s episode has Mitch, Wes, Leland and Ben discussing everything from racial locations to miscellaneous body parts. So crawl into those safe spaces and check your bucket of dicks.
ep213 The Fat Flamethrower!
This week’s episode has all the guys looking for each others sensitivities. Listen in as they try to answer important questions of our day. Like, are birds real? So crawl into those safe spaces and don’t forget to moisturize! follow us on Twitter:@TacoBellPicasso and on FaceBook. email us at www.PurePodPerfection.com Call and leave us a...
ep212 The Final Straw!
This week’s episode has Wes, Mitch and Leland trying to find out what could possibly be the salliest way to die. Listen in to what may have been the derailment of the greatest road trip ever. So crawl into those safe spaces and prepare to be triggered.
ep211 Don’t lie to your doctor!
This week’s episode has Wes, Leland, Mitch and Chris discussing what you should disclose to your doctor. In particular the dangers of bath water. So crawl into those safe space and prepare to be triggered. follow us on Twitter:@TacoBellPicasso and on FaceBook. email us at www.PurePodPerfection.com Call and leave us a message at (757) HIS-NUTZ...
ep210 White People Suck!
This week’s episode has Wes, Leland, Mitch and Ben discussing the merits of inclusion. Listen in as they elegantly discuss the art of the solo screamer and why white people may have a few faults. So crawl into those safe spaces and prepare to be triggered!
ep209 Butthole Lipstick!
This week’s episode has Wes, Leland, Ben and Chris talking about the most important new trend in cosmetics. Listen in as they discuss what it takes to change what’s in a man’s heart. follow us on Twitter:@TacoBellPicasso and on FaceBook. email us at www.PurePodPerfection.com Call and leave us a message at (757) HIS-NUTZ Listen on...
This week’s episode starts a bit slow but we promise by the end you’ll laugh while thinking less of us. So just crawl into those safe spaces and thoughts and prayers!
ep207 Ball Drippin!
This week’s episode has all five guys back together on an episode. Only took a three week break to make it happen. So sit back and listen to them tell you what they’ve been up to. They discuss they’re Game of throne theories, what Chris has been up to and why he hasn’t seen Endgame...
ep206 Free abortion to a good home!
This week’s episode has Wes and Leland discussing the Mueller Report (nothing changes), what priest do when no one is looking and what causes to support. So crawl into those safe spaces and be sure to turn off your body cam. follow us on Twitter:@TacoBellPicasso and on FaceBook. email us at www.PurePodPerfection.com Call and leave...
ep205 Hot Guac!
This week’s episode has Leland, Mitch and Wes discussing the whitest thing Leland has ever done. How hot can guacamole be? The guys discuss the interesting world of the animal kingdom and the dangers of Google. So crawl into those safe spaces and prepare for an injection of humor. follow us on Twitter:@TacoBellPicasso and on...
This week has Wes, Leland, Ben and Chris at the table. Listen in as Leland and Chris a fit of the giggles while Wes and Ben have no clue what the joke ever was. So crawl into those spaces and prepare to go hunting! follow us on Twitter:@TacoBellPicasso and on FaceBook. email us at www.PurePodPerfection.com...
ep203 99 out of 99 times!
This week’s episode has Wes, Leland, Mitch and Chris talking about the hot button issues of the day. Listen in as they discuss everything from the Mueller case to being to dangerous for the gun show. So crawl into those safe spaces and prepare to be triggered. follow us on Twitter:@TacoBellPicasso and on FaceBook. email...
ep202 Imperfect Wheels!
This week’s episode has Leland, Wes and Ben discussing the merits of the Make Love, Not CO2 movement. What’s the most embarrassing porn out there? Was Michael Jackson framed? So crawl into those safe spaces and let the wind hit your face! follow us on Twitter:@TacoBellPicasso and on FaceBook. email us at www.PurePodPerfection.com Call and...
ep201 Monkey Trial!
This week’s episode is Leland and Mitch’s official episode 200. So listen in as Wes, Chris and Ben discuss the fact that they’re both missing. They talk about monkey murder gangs, Luke Perry and Kenny Chesney’s sex appeal and of course Chris’ Bangladesh story again. So crawl into those safe space and grab your monkey...
ep200 They haven’t learned a thing!
This week’s episode is the much anticipated 200th episode. In true fashion the guys have learned nothing over the last four years. Listen in as Wes, Leland, Mitch Chris, Ben, Frank, Drunken Uncle Dave and Jeremy discuss today’s hottest topics, or dicks. Well basically dicks. So crawl into those safe spaces and celebrate with us....
ep199 Egg in a bird’s nest!
This week’s episode has the guys asking a very serious question. When should you let your soon to be know your dark secret? Listen in as Leland and Mitch immediately give you theirs. Can you tell us who is the gay NAACP? Crawl into those safe spaces and close your eyes while we whip it...
ep198 Get outta here with your dumb sack!
This week’s episode has Mitch, Wes, Leland and Chris talking about everything from the ultimate selfie (Jussie), dangers of the animal kingdom and discolored balls. So crawl into your safe space and prepare to be triggered. follow us on Twitter:@TacoBellPicasso and on FaceBook. email us at www.PurePodPerfection.com Call and leave us a message at (757)...
ep197 Totes Adorbs!
This week’s episode is just Ben, Wes and Leland calling it like they see it, totes adorbs. Listen in as they talk about Lelands hygiene and Ben’s home state’s sexual deviancy. So crawl into those safe spaces and prepare to be supes impressed. follow us on Twitter:@TacoBellPicasso and on FaceBook. email us at www.PurePodPerfection.com Call...
ep196 Fresh off the Ress!
This week’s episode has Wes, Mitch, Ben, Leland and Chris covering todays hard hitting topics like Virginia politics, butt chugging (again) and Chris’ love for all things Ben, So crawl into those safe spaces and prepare to be offended. follow us on Twitter:@TacoBellPicasso and on FaceBook. email us at www.PurePodPerfection.com Call and leave us a...
ep195 TOUCH THE TAIL!
This week’s episode has the guys talking about what’s wrong with white people, the Oscars and of course what you can get for $5 and can of Pringles. So crawl into those safe spaces and don’t touch the tail. follow us on Twitter:@TacoBellPicasso and on FaceBook. Watch us live (most) Fridays at 5 pm eastern...
ep194 Ma’am Points!
This week’s episode has Wes, Ben, Leland and Mitch bring you their worst Sally nominees to date but don’t worry they correct each others mistakes. Listen in on how the weakest nominee can come in for the week. Before all that there’s a small discussion on pronouns and respectful name calling. So crawl into those...
ep193 Who da daddy?
This week’s episode has Wes, Chris, Mitch and Ben Da Bear discussing todays most important stories. The dialogue quickly goes from border wall, what not to wear for your wife to the beauty of child birth. So crawl into those safe spaces and keep one eye open because you never know who’s sneaking in the...
ep192 2019 Dead Pool: American Heroes
This week’s episode is the annual Dead Pool. Listen in as 2018’s reigning champion Wes and the others give you their 2019 picks. So crawl into those safe spaces and prepare to keep score. Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp” End Music: Louis Lingg and the Bombs “I wish I was dead” follow us on Twitter:@TacoBellPicasso...
ep191 Downs Town!
This week’s episode is our Christmas gift to you. Listen in as we boringly open presents from Leland but in true Man Points! fashion we hit a brand new low. I really don’t want to spoil it but the title to this episode means a lot to us and ensures we have a special place...
ep190 Introducing: Ben Da Bear!
This week’s episode has Wes, Ben and Leland discussing many such topics as robots and the other “R” word. Listen in as we see just how offensive Ben can be as he acquires his Man Points’ nickname. So crawl into those robot suits and prepare to be triggered. Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp” End Music:...
ep189 Kitty Mercury!
This week’s episode has Wes, Leland, Chris and newest edition Ben discussing the dangers of being mentioned in a positive light on the show. They also get into the importance of weight training and how it can save your life. Also don’t forget to read the details on Amazon before you press purchase now. So...
ep188 interracial Prison Rape!
This week’s episode takes on a new journey. This is the first episode recorded after we signed on with UITA Uncensored an internet radio station on Tune in radio. An internet radio station nor afraid to bring us to the masses. So brace yourself as we talk about dogs, Porn vs Starbucks, the upcoming Dead...
ep187 God, Dicks and America!
This week’s episode has Wes, Leland and Mitch discuss the merits of Black Friday, the current Dead Pool score and the dangers of monkeys. So crawl into that tanning bed and prepare to be judged. Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp” End Music: The Dirty Love “Black and White” follow us on Twitter:@TacoBellPicasso and on FaceBook....
ep186 Banana Ham Bone
This week’s episode is the original 185 so if you’re a little confused so are we. This episode learn valuable things like how to enjoy halloween, how to get stabbed by Leland and what the hell is Banana Ham Bone. So crawl into those safe spaces and prepare to be triggered! Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit...
ep185 Aural Herpes
This week’s episode is like all others one topic leads a more inappropriate topic. Listen as the boys discuss herpes (again), Beaver sex and fanny packs. So crawl in those safe spaces and get out the rain you dummy. Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp” End Music: Kettleblack “Run Away” follow us on Twitter:@TacoBellPicasso and on...
ep184 Our Personal Porn Star!
This week’s episode has Wes and Leland remarking on last week’s disclosure of Chris’ porn star like prowess. They also bring up SPCA, dangers of women and why Mohammad should be sainted. So crawl into those safe spaces and prepare to be triggered. Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp” End Music: Damsel Down “Bottoms Up” follow...
ep183 Horizontal Gay #1
This week’s episode has all four discussing all things from authorized names and pot to naked sailors. So crawl into those safe spaces and prepare to be offended. Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp” End Music: Monte Casino “High” follow us on Twitter:@TacoBellPicasso and on FaceBook. email us at www.PurePodPerfection.com Call and leave us a message...
ep182 Meat Gazers!
This week’s episode listen in as Wes and Leland talk about the after effects from Hurricane Michael, TV programing and celebrity voting. So crawl into those safe spaces and prepare to be triggered. Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp” End Music: Sweet Teen Killing Machine “Burning the asylum” follow us on Twitter:@TacoBellPicasso and on FaceBook. email...
ep181 Turtle Assault
This week’s episode has Mitch, Leland and Wes talking about the current hot topic with SCOTUS sabotage, misplaces turtles and Presidential members. So crawl into those well lit safe spaces with a consent witness. Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp” End Music: Slouching Stars “Sucker Punch” follow us on Twitter:@TacoBellPicasso and on FaceBook. email us at...
ep180 Two inches above the knee!
This week’s episode the guys talk about a topic near and dear to their heart. They cover everything from tranny tricking to full monty Batman. So crawl into those safe spaces and turn on the the Bat signal. Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp” End Music: Rocket City Riot “Mister Right” follow us on Twitter:@TacoBellPicasso and...
ep179 People are stupid!
We’re back! Audio issues fixed even though the string on Mitch’s tin can wasn’t held too tight. Listen in as the guys talk about fake disability, what not to stick your dick in and what could possibly be the worst side effect ever. So crawl into those safe spaces and prepare to be triggered! Intro...
ep 178 Front Hole Fresh!
This week’s episode is actually a combination of the last two recordings we did. The ends of both were corrupted so we chopped the bad and merged the good. Listen in as the guys talk about everything from barn yard orgies and front holes to robot brothels. So crawl into those safe spaces and cover...
ep177 Fill the cup!
All I am going to say about this week’s episode is that there is a triumphant return and that this is by far the most offensive episode so far. So crawl into those safe spaces and prepare to be triggered. Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp” End Music: Mark Cook “Doin’ what I do best” follow...
ep176 Dick LARPer
This Week’s episode has Wes, Chris and Florida Ben. Listen in as they talk about recruiting for the Space Force, NFL anthem protest (again), Leland and what was so offensive about Jack-N-Box newest commercial. So sit back crawl into a pair of your wife’s pants and prepare to be triggered. Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp”...
This week’s episode has two guests one is a brand new voice and a wife. Listen in as they discuss what it takes to take a Philly fan down. It’s a wild ride of randomness with the returning voice of one your favorites. In the end there may possibly be the Salliest of Sallies. So...
ep174 Tranny Fluid
This week’s episode has a full table. Listen in as Wes, Leland and Chris welcome in two new guys to the table Mike and Nic. Don’t worry this doesn’t mean Chris is replaced yet. Hear the tales of Leland being detained, a medical procedure that could go wrong and a new outrage. All rolled up...
ep173 Goosehole: TWCC 2018
This week’s episode is from Tidewater Comic Con 2018. Listen in as Wes and Leland discuss the asshole tendencies of our feathered friends. Hear interviews with Cecilia form Operation Tattooing Freedom, Matt Ryan from CW’s Constantine, David J. Fielding (Zordan) and Walter Jones (Black Ranger) from The Power Ranger. So crawl into those safe spaces...
ep172 Wink Wink
This week’s episode has Chris back at the table. Listen in as the guys do their civic duty explain how to know when consent is given. What’s your favorite promotion at the ball park? Does include participation ribbons? Ours does. So crawl into those safe spaces and prepare to be triggered. Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit...
This week’s episode has Wes and Leland with a special quest. A slacker finally steps up. Listen in as they talk about how casting changes, a product made to lower your self esteem and Wes even brings up a political topic. So crawl into those safe spaces and prepare to be invaded. Intro Music: A_rival...
This week’s episode we have Wes and Leland with a special(ish) guest talking everything from WWE to how many knives does your father carry. What do you carry in your privilege pack? The guys figure out what best to put in it. So crawl in those safe spaces and make sure you find all your...
ep169 Where’s our fan fiction!
This week’s episode comes with a special guest. Listen in as the guys talk what a real art museum should contain and of course their sally and man of the weeks. Plus the guys have a special request out for the listeners. So crawl into those safe spaces and start typing. Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit...
ep168 Take a two handed grip!
This week’s episode has Leland and Wes discussing all things from bathroom etiquette to the Space Force. Is Trump a flat earther confused by illegal aliens. Find out by crawling into those safe spaces and prepare to be triggered. Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp” End Music: Idlemine “Back up” follow us on Twitter:@TacoBellPicasso and on...
ep167 The Fagfather
This week’s episode discusses the dangers of eating at the mess hall, the gay mafia and winning. The guys discover that a topic they talked about way back in episode 4 game true. So crawl in those safe spaces and kiss the ring. Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp” End Music: Ceremony of Darkness “Decay” follow...
This week’s episode has Wes, Leland and Chris back at it. Listen in as Leland gives you the proper way to celebrate Ramadan. The guys discuss some politics but don’t worry it’s brief and relevant. There was so much sally going on in the world it took a bit to find the right one. So...
ep165 Too good a neighbor
This week’s episode has the guys calling it in. Listen in as Chris proves his technical skills. Leland tells the guys all about is possibly overly friendly neighbor. The discussion on the Avengers and Deadpool may have went a little too long. Wes digs into Chris’ Man of the Week who may have a lot...
ep164 The Clever But Lazy Tour!
This week’s episode is the first official live show. It was recorded at the Tidewater Comic Con 2018. Listen in as the guys give you their take on current state of the world as well as some great audience participation. So crawl into those safe spaces and prepare to be triggered because Brad said so....
ep163 Toxic Masculinity
This week’s episode has Wes and Leland discussing what causes a man to mark his territory on the football field. Overall the discussion is about what is and isn’t toxic. So sit back in your safe space and prepare to be triggered. Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp” End Music: Mike Goudreau and The Boppin’ Blues...
ep162 Meat Market
This week’s episode is recorded at two locations. First hour is at a public library and the second at a grocery store. That’s right a grocery store and a library. Listen is as Leland and Chris talk about their impressive gym moments. Leland isn’t sure if a guy at a mall wants his help finding...
ep161 Bad Accents
This week’s episode has Leland, Wes and Chris talking about Army bases, Barbara Bush and what not to put into a air freshener. All with the added bonus of bad accents. So sit back in those safe spaces and prepare to be triggered, Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp” End Music: Liamkin “Nowhere to drive” follow...
ep160 Tricked me good!
This week’s episode has Leland back in town. Listen in as he gives us a tale of deception and acceptance in the most American way. They discuss the dangers and etiquette of public bathroom use. Wes and Chris bicker about the most ridiculous thing but end on a high note. So crawl into those safe...
ep159 Black, Blue and Bent!
This week’s episode is just Chris and Wes. Don’t worry it’s not all politics. Listen in as they talk about their recent experience at Awesome Con in Washington DC and make some plans for Tidewater Comic Con 12-13 May. Pay attention to the dangers of sex and hams. So crawl into those safe spaces and...
This week’s episode starts with Leland’s search for a hidden interest and later listen as he tries to get Chris and Wes to ruin there google history again. Wes takes some poetic license in recounting a listener’s phone message. How would you protect your classroom if you were a teacher? Did the guys stumble on...
ep157 Wet Dreams
In this week’s episode the guys are not prepared at all and worry about floundering. But don’t be baited into doubt, the guys fish for topics and hook a good story that is swimming with excitement. Listen in as they discuss the indiscretions of one man and his true love. So crawl into those safe...
ep156 Single Shot Solution!
This week’s episode has the guys joining in on the gun control debate but with a real solution. Listen to the dangers of cats in your home and horses in your nightclubs. What would you do to avoid prison rape? We know what Chris won’t. So crawl into those safe spaces and prepared to be...
ep155 30 Day Guarantee!
This week’s episode is just Wes and Leland again, so you know you’re getting the best. What’s the deal with a 30 day guarantee. Listen in as they develop a way to help you save face on social media. They get off track so much I can’t even keep up with all the topics this...
ep154 √ Terrorists
This week’s episode has the return of Chris. Listen in as Wes, Chris and Leland talk about things like the mental defunct, whats in Chris’ closet and the dangers of square root. So crawl into those safe spaces and prepared to be trigonometried! Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp” End Music: Skitzo “Mental Hell” follow us...
ep153 Forbidden Fruit!
This week’s episode Wes and Leland delve into their go to discussion. What is the forbidden fruit? A little pop culture and a little politics thrown in for one wild ride. So crawl into those safe spaces and prepare to be triggerd. Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp” End Music: Mojo Radio “High Horse” follow us...
ep152 Bring your own vest!
This week’s episode has Leland returning to his old stomping grounds and calling in. Wes and Leland may be the only two this week but they still bring the offensive heat. Listen in as they discuss how the Government thinks you’re an idiot. Hear the Man Points! Podcast approved internet challenges. Is there a chance...
ep151 Unpaid Interns!
This week’s episode comes in a little late but it’s here so the three people who keep crying to Chris can stop. Sit back and listen in as they finally review Star Wars. Find out who Leland agrees with. The episode has Chris in a funk but the guys try to pull him out and...
ep150 Our Quinceanera!
This week we celebrate our 150th episode in truest Man Points! mediocre way. Listen in as the guys discuss three years of podding, trouble with fueling your own car and Chris’ genius. So crawl into your safe spaces, curl up in that security blanket and party like it’s your Quincenera! Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp”...
ep149 This podcast is a Shithole!
This week’s episode covers in depth the controversial remarks that we shouldn’t even know about. Listen in as the guys attempt to break CNN’s record for the use of Shithole. Do they succeed? Let us know your count. How do you get people to actually come to your brick and mortar store? Ask H&M. So...
ep148 Terminal Please!
This week’s episode is the annual “Dead Pool” you’ve been waiting for. We give you our list of celeberites that have either just gotten old or who have made some bad choices and how it will change their 2018. Then we give you our Sally of the Year and Man of the Year. Wes will...
ep147 Back Door Only!
This week’s pod is the last one recorded in 2017. Wes and Leland may be down a couple of men, and sick on a holiday but they still deliver. They start by talking about the possibility of renaming the pod when it’s just them. Listen in as they discuss how to let your partner know...
This week’s episode was recorded the weekend before Christmas and it doesn’t take long to know what Chris wants for Christmas. Listen in as Leland tries to convince the guys of his “gains”. Wes botches another intro but manages to recover. So crawl into those saunas, do some curl ups and listen, because inches matter....
ep145 Like a bath without water
In this weeks episode the guys are at full speed. Why does Chris look so glittery? Wes gets lost between Japan and Africa. Leland brings gifts. THANKS CANDACE!!! So sit back, crawl into those safe spaces, sprinkle some glitter and watch out for flaming elephants! Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp” End Music: Brad Sucks “In...
ep144 Ten or one odds
This week’s episode starts of with Leland’s review of Thor and quickly goes sideways as Chris try to lure the guys into his dark new lifestyle. Listen in as Chris attempts to get Leland and Wes to commit to a number. Wes calls out an entire social economic group. It’s been awhile since they’ve been...
ep143 Thanks Leland!
This week’s pod is a little early for you to enjoy while having Thanksgiving dinner with the family. You’re Welcome! We here at your favorite podcast are thankful that we are able to sit at the table week after week, bust balls, laugh at each other, laugh at you out there in the world and...
ep142 Butt Chuggin
This week’s episode has Wes and Leland discussing the real danger with vaccinations and how to up the ante when you need to upset your parents. Leland presents a PSA on proper hydration. So crawl into those safe spaces, curl up in those security blankets and prepare to start chuggin! Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp”...
ep141 Touched by an Uncle
This week’s episode we learn about Chris’ rather strange family dynamics, Leland survives a real time natural disaster and Wes gets overly excited about the new Man Points! greeting. So crawl in to those safe spaces, curl up with those security blankets and suck it Wes! Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp” End Music: Steve Eulberg...
ep140 A donkey’s tale
This week’s episode we find out just how far Leland will have to go to get the guys a television show in the wake of all the Hollywood scandals. What do 15 young men have in common? HINT: It involves livestock and shots. By the end they come to a quick agreement in deciding Sally...
ep139 Porch Pirate
This week’s episode brings back a beloved guest. Enjoy the spontaneous outburst of Drunken Uncle Dave as he comments on everything from sex robots, racist rapists and Christmas. Listen in as the boys plot their new future endeavors as Porch Pirates. So crawl into those safe spaces, curl up in those security blankets and prepare...
ep138 Interruptive A-hole
This week’s episode has the guys talking about a new product line, Leland gets attacked by a flock of birds, Wes blows a story and Chris just blows. So sit back crawl into that safe space with your favorite asshole vet and prepare to be triggered. Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp” End Music: Brad Sucks...
This week’s episode marks Chris’ glamorous return! Listen in as they rewrite Star Wars episode 8 to be more PC. How do you sign your name? They have a better way. They talk conspiracy theories. What fruit could get you fired? They have the answers. Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp” End Music: Collection Get “Forget...
ep136 It’s 2017 Everyone’s Gay
This week’s episode we’re back down to two. Listen as we get a listener submitted topic that may result in a new fashion trend for a generation. Want to know our opinion on the kneeling in the NFL, well even if you don’t here it is. In the end the Man of the Week may...
This week’s episode has Wes, Chris and Leland discussing running with the runs, Wes’ pure joy in the word “Titties” and who is the most evil superhero. Oh and don’t worry we have some politics in there so we can flush out the Douches of society. So crawl into those safe spaces, curl up in...
ep134 Adult Daycare
This week we are down another man, but don’t worry he was easily replaced by a woman. Listen as they discuss future jobs that have tremendous promotion potential. What does a Juggalo protest consist of and who really cares. Pay attention as the Sally of the Week possibilities get a bit heated. So crawl into...
ep133 Reason for the season
This week’s episode again hits some new lows. Listen in as the boys have the a deep Sally of the Week discussion. Wes almost ruins all the equipment and the Sally ruins a whole day for Leland. So sit back crawl into that safe space and have a towel handy. Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp”...
ep132 Wes is a Pu**Y
What can we say about this one. Actually I am only going to put this out for you Sallies, TRIGGER WARNING!!! (Oh and thanks Elizabeth) Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp” End Music: Mike Goudreau Jazz Band “Mean Old Man” follow us on Twitter:@TacoBellPicasso and on FaceBook. email us at www.PurePodPerfection.com Listen on iTunes, Stitcher, Google...
This week’s episode starts out with some Game of Thrones talk. Possibly a little too much. But quickly goes everywhere else. We talk about the Mayweather/Mcgregor fight and many other things. Listen as well discuss what may be our ultimate troll. If we get off our lazy butts. Speaking of butts, do not, I repeat...
ep130 Virginity Unraveled
This week’s episode we find out a little too much about Chris. We discuss the recent eclipse and the inherent dangers. Listen as we try and figure out why the hell two ships collide and how teachers are now dumber than their students. So crawl into that safe space and turn down the scooby porn...
ep129 Gender Fluid
This week’s episode has Wes, Leland and Chris in the same room again. Yes, Chris made it. Listen in as they talk about Leland’s crush on Blair White, actual good uses for OJ Simpson’s Bronco and Chris’ gender fluid dreams. So crawl into those safe spaces, share a blanket with your bully’s mom and prepare...
ep128 The Absenté Herpé
HAPPY BIRTHDAY MITCH! This week surprisingly there are only two. Of course it’s your favorite two Leland and Wes. Listen in as they discuss how text messages can lead to the collapse of a successful podcast. If 3 in 4 people have herpes, then who is the safe one of the co-host of the podcast....
ep127 Pretty much crap!
This week there’s at least three. Chris makes is return with tales of the brown bag. Topics are all over the map as usual. Leland declares his love of John McCain. Some how Trump and Poop make it into the same podcast. A “Keeps it Real” or two and a whole mix of Pop culture...
ep126 Sealed with a kiss
This week there are only two. So with just Wes and Leland at the helm there’s a whole lot of pop culture talk and of course Chris bashing. Wes retells the events of the Corey Feldman concert. The guys give their opinions on all the SDCC trailers released and in the end there’s a whole...
This week’s topics are as usual all over the map. The guys discuss the Mayweather and McGregor fight, upcoming movies, a prison escape that keeps it real and the possibilities of a Bro Job. It all ends with the standard SoW/MoW debate. There’s an added segment that wish we would have had all along. So...
ep124 Cucumber Salad
This week’s episode starts with the guys discussing some recent complaints. Later they discuss the unluckiest superhero and live action cartoons. And what does duct tape, rope and frozen cucumbers have in common? So crawl into that safe space and prepare to be triggered! Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp” End Music: Crimsonfaced “My lovers eyes”...
ep123 White washing
This week’s episode has the guys discussing the art of waxing with again another random “bet”. Will they come through. Listen in on where’s the best place to go to the restroom when there is no restroom and how to properly deal with someones white privilege. So crawl into that safe space and prepare to...
ep122 Hide and Seek Champion!
We’re back! After a couple of weeks of traveling, Conventions and just all around busy we are back after missing last week. This week has Wes, Leland and Chris discussing why you shouldn’t wear capes, sally ways to die, a couple of people keeping it real but in the end we find out who is...
ep121 Not so pretty little crier!
This week’s episode brings the return of Chris from his world podcast tour. Where he recently was a guest co-host on the Chip and Cern podcast, so give it a listen and let us know how he did. We give a spoiler free Wonder Woman review and discussion. The theme of this weeks podcast is...
ep120 HOOOOOOO!!! TWCC 2017
You’ve heard about it, we’ve been waiting to put it out there. This is the episode form Tidewater Comic Con 2017. Listen as we discuss what almost was followed by interviews withWillie Cordy Jr. the creator, writer and artist of City Earth a Hampton Roads local based comic. We also talk the growing earth with...
ep119 The “Root” of the pod!
What up slackers, welcome to the newest evolution of Man Points! This week we return to the topic that got us to where we are today. Yes you guessed it, dick jokes. Listen in as we discuss our experience at Tidewater Comicon 2017 and when a low level troll (William) comes after us and how...
ep118 It’s a Podcast
Our first panel. Conducted 14May2017 at the Tidewater Comic Con. Listen as we discuss our origins and the rules to a solid podcast. We’ll follow up with a collection of interviews and clips recorded at the Con soon. For now, crawl into that safe space and curl up in your security blanket. Intro Music: A_rival...
ep117 The Dog Days of Adolescence
This week’s episode is just Wes and Leland talking geek. Leland gets all excited about Master Chief and the death of a beloved Comic Book character. Wes promotes the death of small animated creatures. The Harambe Files are opened again full of surprises. What are the rules of engagement? And of course welcome to any...
ep116 Look us in the eyes!
This week’s episode we discuss whether or not you can over book a movie theater, how to defend yourself from a petite woman and why you should look a man in the eyes. Hear our take on the pharmaceutical companies. We also chat about the sexual exploits of Trump and Putin. Was Cobert wrong? Intro Music:...
ep115 Bottom matches the top!
This week’s episode we discuss Wes’ departure from the military, veterans that should have their veteran card pulled, and congratulate Jenner on finally going all in. We also discover how to troll a hunger strike. Safe up now to become an investor in Homeless 2 Hipster because we find proof that it is a viable...
ep114 Rebirth: Who ya gonna call?
This week’s episode is an old one that is hoping for new life. We recorded an episode this week but due to technical difficulties (horrible wifi) it’s not acceptable audio. So enjoy this one recorded last October. We get Leland’s review of the new Ghostbusters and a new ghost hunter series. Of course this is...
Ep113 Warning: Choking hazard!
This week’s episode starts off with a lot of Corey talk, as the guys get excited about an upcoming concert. We discuss how to spot a celebrity, keeps it real with choking hazards and a listener suggested Pepsi discussion. So crawl into that safe space and prepare to be triggered, or at least slightly amused....
ep112 Uncomfortable Seat
This week’s episode was actually recorded a week earlier right after the fateful dildo avalanche pod. Listen as the guys discuss SERE and a new segment “Oh Biebs”. Be entertained as Leland tries to defend his unicorn dildo amazon suggestions. As well as many more wonderful little bits of treasures. So crawl into your safe...
ep111 Dildo Avalanche
After our successful April fools episode we are back to our normal antics. This week’s episode has all that you crave. Dildo and dick jokes. You are welcome. Listen as we talk about the skills of a small time criminal in Texas, Chris’ frailty and sometimes not every one is familiar with what you think...
Ep110 Safe Space Episode One
This week’s podcast is a real treat for or listeners. Three woke men discuss there worries and fears. Prepare to feel deep emotions and realize your fears. Short bonus after the ending song. Intro Music: Michael Tearnan “This one not that one” End Music: Brad Sucks “Fake It” follow us on Twitter:@TacoBellPicasso and on FaceBook. email us...
ep109 How Bow Dat Balloon?
This week we’re still down to only two, but your favorite two. Listen as Wes and Leland chat with each other as well as the random FaceBook Live slackers. They talk about bad parenting, Balloon marketing, Leland’s court day and they review some current shows and movies. What’s the Salliest thing you’ve had to watch...
ep108 Horse of a different taste
This week has the boys down to only two, but it doesn’t fail to deliver. Listen in as Wes and Leland discuss the dangers of Marijauna, Leland’s fat pants, what $33 of cheese will get you, a day without women and how best to trigger Shia LaBeouf. So Shia, crawl into that safe space and...
This week’s episode we discuss what’s in a name, the dreams of Leland, and a robot brothel. As always there’s a deep discussion on anatomy. We sprinkle in some Trump and political stunts. Leland gives a spoiler free review of Logan. Beauty and the Beast creates a discussion where lines are drawn. A few keeps it...
ep106 Iron Dick, Glass Jaw
Oh this episode is a joy. What would be your ideal cast for Dancing with the Stars? Can you trust your dog, especially if you name him Diesel? Is our go to tactic in a fight debunked? A few video games and white trash video review. So crawl into your deployment spank shack and prepare...
ep105 About nine quarters!
This week’s episode is true to form. We have a returning quest who brings a unique thought to several topics. Listen in as we discuss Trump and Putins love affair, how not to get someone to pay for your meal and an unknown delicacy comes up. So crawl out of those safe spaces and hop...
ep104 Planned Parenthood Bridal Registry
This week’s episode is back to a little more like the old days, some of this, some of that and horribly inappropriate jokes. Listen as they discuss dominoes’ new registry, Super Bowl ads, and who are you related to. Enjoy. Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp” End Music: Rocket City Riot “No end in sight” follow us on...
ep103 Stay in the van!
This week’s episode the guys shy away from politics and stick to topics that are more light hearted, like the dangers of Pokemon Go, Castration Vans and job hunting at hooters. Also listen in as the love of Leland’s life comes under attack. So crawl into that safe space and prepare to be triggered. Intro...
ep102 America First! (just after the gay bar)
This week’s episode we get a full report on the inauguration form our on site witness, Chris. Find out where he ended up prior to the event. We chat about the marches that occurred and their true value to this nation. New feelings are exposed in regards to Jerod Leto’s Joker. So sit back, crawl...
ep101 Five Star Promise
This week’s episode has a beginning with discussions about Mariah Carey and ends with Chris making a promise. We also cover the joys of traveling through Africa, the heinous act of evil bastards, who’d want to shoot Queen E, and what’s up with these stupid awards shows. So crawl into your safe space, curl up...
ep100 Obviously Fake
In episode 100 we conduct obituary/eulogies for each other, discuss where we will be at by episode 200, who will be our Honorary 5th Man and at the end Centennial Man and Sallies. Thanks to all who listen, tell a friend, tell an enemy. Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp” Transition Music: Phil Rey “Ministry of...
ep99 2017 Dick Picks
Recorded at the very end of 2016, We give you our list for the Man Points Celebrity Dead Pool. So listen in and see who made the list. We also give our spoiler free review on Roque One. We also discuss Leland’s 6 year old hero who found away to beat the system. In the...
ep98 Gringo Spa Day
Welcome to our non-Chrirstmas themed Christmas released episode. This week’s episode has not one, not two but three Mitch Knowledge Drops. Find out what Leland does to prepare for his return. We swear he is a cis-gender man married to a woman. Even though we too doubt it from time to time. From threading to...
ep97 “1 in 3”
This week’s episode is a real joyful treat. The closest you’ll get to a Christmas episode from your favorite group of jerks. Leland starts us off with his Man Points version of a Cosmo Quiz. Needless to say Chris fails miserably. We delve into the fashion world as we design new outfits for the racist...
ep96 All of the shame none of the glory
This week’s episode is a long one but we chased all the rabbit holes down. Things covered this week range from the validity of glory holes, fake news, New York’s new tourist island, and what did you do to receive a revenge box. Listen as we bank on the success of the upcoming Barbie movie....
ep95 JOIN THE HIVE!
This week’s episode covers so much ground it’s embarrassing. Not as embarrassing as waking your dad up off the floor but close enough. We discuss the joys of getting called into school for your kids, the wonders of losing your eyesight and the validity of female lead roles. Learn our thoughts of four vets (three this...
ep94 Big Fat Trump!
This week’s episode starts slow, ramps up to an intense level, and then drags to the darkest, deepest level of hell. We cover PETA’s new recipe for Milkshakes and then develop our own little topless campaign. Standby for more details. Find out the repercussions for blessing a NFL field with an adult toy. We discover...
ep93 A queer state
This week the boys talk again about the SJWs and how they are going to ruin the fabric of freedom. Is there a such thing as gay CPR? Whats up with these city states? We discuss the awesomeness of Westworld and question the morality of robot sex. We have more predictions from past episodes come...
ep92 The 23rd Man
This weeks episode first and foremost is dedicated to those who have served their country in the military. We joke this week about some things and get serious about the subject of veteran suicide. We talk more about the most recent election. The difference between Trump supporters and Clinton supporters. We talk about our heroes...
ep91 Election Critical 2016
Not much to say, this is our opinion of the aftermath of Election 2016. We talk about everything from Madonna’s blow job failure to crying SJWs (and one Man Points! host). So sit back and see the election from a toxic masculinity POV. Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp” exit Music: Shadows from the underground “Paradise...
ep90 Menstruating Millennial
This week the boys discuss some touchy subjects. They discuss everything from Leland’s Millennial status (again), Chris vision of the upcoming elections and Wes’ opinion of Hallmark and their choice in models. Listen as we celebrate the Cub’s win, Starbucks green cups of corporate doom, Tampoons and more. So crawl into those safe spaces and...
WE”RE BACK!!! This week we discuss our almost win for #Podernfamily podcast of the week. Leland confesses how close he came to a nervous breakdown over it and Wes graciously concedes the loss. Leland, Wes and Chis share some aircraft procedure unlike any others. Spoiler alert we talk about The Walking Dead’s awesome return and...
This week’s episode has only three of the guys but thanks to a listener’s input it leads to some good stuff. Listen as the guys are brought to a new low by a outside suggestion for a product name. They ponder Mitch’s life expectancy due to the care at the VA hospital. Is there a...
ep87 Fictional Podcasters
This week from a fictional universe where these guys actually think they are worthy podcasters, Mitch, Wes, Leland and Chris talk about what is worse than being a Furry? On this episode we discover the world of the Ficitionkin. When you think you’re the weirdest one in the universal circus of life, somebody will trump your...
ep86 Extra buttons!
Not only is this episode a few days late but to add to it we have a slight technical SNAFU as the last 15 minutes are gone. Sometimes with a call in Leland screws it all up for the rest of us, but don’t worry what is there is worth it. We start out light...
ep85 The Emasculation Proclamation
In this week’s episode we meet Karen the supposed wife of Chris, listen as she disagrees with the uses for Dwuber, and continually fact checks and immediately corrects the guys. Topics for this week were Corey Feldman’s awesome Today Show performance of “Go For It”, judgmental Furries, The death of Mr. Happy, the validity of...
ep84 Returning to captivity
This week’s episode has all four back together. Chris shares some insight into his recent escapades and return back to domestic bliss, well domestic life. The boys get into all kinds of topics at a frantic pace. They cover down on reintegration, Movie careers, Leprosy, and a brand new “I keeps it real”. So crawl...
ep83 Furry Nation
Hey man this is Leroy putting up the next episode of Man Points for you. This one is one of those deleted scenes type of episodes. The following clips are ones that would have definitely made the Directors cut of an Awesome Con episode. Three main clips are interview with The Hater Nation a fellow...
ep82 Finger Monkey Circus
Oh this week is a hoot. This episode starts with the “Cocks not Glocks” movement in Austin. Then we get to Hillary’s sexy pant suits and and Leland’s GILF fantasy. Later as Leland starts his story on how a co-worker got out of a few days of work with one hell of a night of surprises in walks...
ep81 What team do you play for?
This week’s episode finds Wes trying out a new intro, Leland finding new friend and Mitch getting excited about the Olympics. Listen as they also discuss the upcoming election and flooding in Louisiana. So get in your safe space and prepare to be triggered. Remember folks vote third party and support Harambe 2016. Intro Music:...
ep80 Back to front
This week’s evolution has Wes, Mitch and Leland discussing a varied list of topics. They start the journey with bathroom sounds then somehow find their way to the olympic possibilities and end with the Bieber porn. So sit back and hold on for another collection of non-standard topics than makes sense. Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp”...
ep79 What’s in a name?
This week’s episode has Mitch, Wes and Leland wondering how important is a name. Listen as Mitch checks on the status of family members via social media and who has the best chance to catch a predator. So don’t beat yourself up over missing this episode and listen up. Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp” Exit...
ep78 The tranny confessional
This week’s episode finds all four together again. As usual we have to wait for Chris to fix his technical difficulty. Topics go from the mile high club to Hilary with a little tranny porn thrown in for some legitimacy to the episode. Enjoy this week and don’t judge Mitch too hard, well go a...
ep77 The change is coming!
In this episode it’s only three again. This time the ever diligent and trustworthy Mitch and Wes with Leland this time. Topics range from when is it appropriate to poop, menopause, the five senses and Leland’s Man Crush Milo’s departure from Twitter. Listen as we console him in his time of need. Intro Music: A_rival...
ep76 Ban your childhood
In this week’s evolution Mitch, Wes and Chris discuss why the movies of your childhood ruined your ability to see your bias and failings as adults. They look into the pop culture that makes you the hate monger you are. So sit back, hold on and be ready to judge yourself. Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit...
ep75 Gotta shoot ’em all
This weeks episode touches some very sensitive subjects. The guys in true fashion take it to heart but refuse to not be themselves and put as much of a comedic spin on it as they can. From Pokemon to the tragedies that ensue they go after it all. So if you’re tired of all the...
ep74 Terrorism Ponzi Scheme
This weeks episode has all four back together. As usual they talk about their favorite subject race, religion and politics. Oh and gender can’t forget gender with a little PTSD thrown in. This was recorded a week after the Orlando shooting, though some of the humor may be harsh at times the guys of Man...
ep73 Awesome Con Part Two: Got your goat!
The second installment of the Awesome Con podcast adventure from Man Points! This weeks episode we talk with some amazing people. Listen in as we talk to Aftershock Comics and Wolverine Origins creator, writer and all around comics rockstar Paul Jenkins. This man is a true pioneer and a pleasure to talk with. Thanks Wu!...
ep72 Awesome Con Pt. One: Is it appropriate?
This week’s episode is an all time high for us. Not only did we get to enjoy Awesome Con, but we also interviewed so many amazing people. We discuss a business plan that benefits the homeless (that’s just the kinda guys we are). We find out why AFN commercials suck. We chat with two of...
ep71 Bottoms up!
This week’s episode was recorded Memorial Day weekend. We discuss everything from the Brony phenomenon, the never ending primaries and the success of Dwuber. So enjoy this between conventions episode as we edit and prepare next weeks much anticipated Awesome Con number one episode. Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp” Closing Music: Mark Boulle and the...
ep70 TWCC 2016 Part 2: You made the cut!
The next installment from Tidewater Comic Con 2016. This is the last in a row, but if you don’t hear yourself in this one, don’t fear. It may still make a future (planned) episode. So keep listening. Coming soon will be some awesome Awesome Con stuff. Great interviews and some good stuff from your favorite...
ep69 TWCC 2016: Dwuber that SH@#
Episode one from Tidewater Comicon 2016 is up slackers! Prepare yourself for the definitive Man Points episode. We create the app of the future “Dwuber”, discover what makes a Brony tick, interview Brian O’halloran and Marilyn Ghigliotti of #Clerks fame, and speak with WWE HAll of Famer Jake “The Snake” Roberts! We got a lot...
ep68 That’s how we roll
One more clip show for the road, literally. We are currently recording at the Tidewater Comic Con. Getting some good stuff to share. So we wanted to give our new listeners a quick taste of what we do, and give our current listeners something to chuckle too during our time away so not to leave...
ep67 That bad taste in your mouth! The clip show.
What up Slackers! This weeks evolution is a clip show from ep34 to ep47. We are consolidating and preparing for the Tidewater Comic Con next weekend. If you are in the Virginia Beach are drop on by the convention center 21 or 22 May and say hi. As for the episode we give you a...
ep66 Endangered Panda
This weeks audio may be a bit fuzzy as well as Leland’s idea of genius but stick with us on this one. We cover the many wonders of the modern age. Like Feminism, Transgenders, Political burn out, Panda bomb and something about pizza. So sit back, listen and enjoy, but whatever you do don’t cry like a baby....
This weeks episode finds us Chrisless, so if your favorite part about our pod is Chris, you’ll be disappointed, but then again if that is your favorite part then you’re used to disappointment. This week we talk about the shocking deaths of the week, well maybe not that surprising, a new junk report, of course...
This weeks episode is full of conspiracies. Who is this Chris we speak of, what has Mitch uncovered about Panama and what do titles to movies really mean. All four are on this one, though one is calling in from deep with in a Yeti cave (Guess who?). Enjoy this episode and you slackers that...
ep63 Please drink responsibly
It’s all in the title this week slackers. All four are here but one is definitely not firing on all cylinders. But that only makes it better. This week’s topics cover everything from imports, traveling, social media and the death penalty. Enjoy. Come see us at Tidewater Comicon 21-22 May in Virginia Beach, Va at...
ep62 Return from Yeti mountain
That’s right folks, Chris is back. This week all four are up and running. Took some technical effort but they’re back. This weeks topics range again from politics, Chris’ technical expertise, our fledgling support and Tay the twitter AI experiment. So enjoy and keep listening, someday we may get better. Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp”...
ep61 Like a Monkey with a Footlong
Thats right listeners, still a man down in this episode. But we make do thanks to the entertainment that ensues with the new fan gift. From photoshopped Facebook suckers, Global Warming, Chris’ lack of technical ability (yes, again) and pretty much farewell to China. Follow us on Twitter: @TacoBellPicasso and on Facebook Intro Music: A_rival...
ep60 A Yeti sausage party
Oh no, what could possibly be keeping Chris out for so long? Leland, Mitch and Wes have a theory on what could be keeping their dear friend away. This week the discussions range from Vaginal weight lifting, the ever present penis jokes, where could Chris be, and of course the state of political affairs. Come...
ep59 Technically Stupid
Tech-tard, every family has one and for us it’s Chris. This weeks episode we tried to get all four but well, there were a few technical issues. So Leland, Mitch and Wes do what they can to make up for the loss of Chris. So if you enjoy micro-phallicies, politics and pop culture and want...
ep58 Thoughtless Thoughts
This week we’re still down two, so its your favorite ones the “A” team as we call them. Mitch and Wes discuss everything from open sourcing your thoughts, Uber, prison and the genius of Dave Chappell. So sit back and enjoy another episode of random incoherent introspective thoughts, that if you can follow, SEEK HELP,...
ep57 “The empathetic sociopath”
This week it’s only Mitch and Wes. So no filters. We discuss sociopathic tendencies, Politics and Religion. This week is full of triggers so get in your safe space and hang on. Follow us on Twitter: @TacoBellPicasso and FaceBook Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp” Exit Music: Jackel and Wolf “Sociopath”
ep56 Irritated Trump Hole!
This week we start with out standard softball topics but quickly get into some touchy politics. From Dolphin rape, FBI vs Apple to Douchebag Kanye. Another week of excellent openminded discussions. Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp” Exit Music: XXX Car Ride”Bring the pain”
ep55 Man Points! Unplugged
This weeks episode has the boys in rare form. From discussions on preemptive measures, political debates, the problems of millennials and many more. Oh and the discussion on the idiocy of Valentines Day. Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp” Closing Music: The Suicidal Denial “Mindless and Dumb”
ep54 Big in China
This week we discuss the many ways to transport booze, golfing veteran style, our growing popularity and of course the occasional genitalia discussions. So we’re back and ready to start taking over the world. China is done, whose next? Intro Music A_rival “8-bit Pimp” Exit music Electric Frankenstein “Super Kool”
ep53 White Privileged Resolutions
We’re back! first one for year two. We may be slow rolling at the start but we will be moving fast and strong with our phallic tools of hate and destruction. Many events planned and expanding our reach and quality. This week we talk, guns, pranks gone wrong and resolutions just to start. Enjoy the...
ep52 Year One: An exercise of free speech
52 episodes and they still keep talking. One years worth of discussions about every topic imaginable. Their personal favorite subjects are Race, Religion and Politics (oh and phallic symbols of hate and destruction).We discuss our year of podding as well as our standard nonsensical jibber jabber. We openly talk of our love for the medium...
ep51 Disclaimer: The bitter reunion!
Well folks, this week all four are back and lets just say its not all rainbows and sunshine. Listen as they bicker, complain and argue over the most petty of issues. From idiots, pronunciation of words to the Donald. Enjoy the petty issues of concern on the minds of the boys. Oh, and the procedures for...
ep50 Does a bear rape in the woods?
Lions, Oscars and Bears, Oh My!! This weeks has all the things we love about this Podcast. We talk about Leo’s Oscar chances, the wild side of the animal kingdom. The problem with terrorist. As usual we delve into the topics that you shouldn’t speak of in good company. Good thing we don’t care. So, thicken...
ep49 The crappiest story ever told, possibly
WOW!! This week Mitch unloads his conscious and much, much more. We sit back and enjoy the tale of peril and strife, the joys of momentary relief and the aftermath of possibly the crappiest story ever. We live in a perilous time of unforeseen dangers, but sometimes its the things that come at you by surprise...
ep48 Bill’s in your corner!
This weeks oddity of a podcast is filled with many delights. The plague of Cosby, help for poor Ronda, and operational advice for the French. And good ole Charlie. This is a week of the slow roll, but boy does it go off later, so sit back and listen but don’t get too complacent because...
ep47 Bite em but don’t smoke em!
Oh boy, did this week get out of control. Leland soft handed fighting approach and strong hand on the issue of Mary J. What has this world come to? Chris needs to learn the proper use of soaps and conditioners. Enjoy the epic ride of stupidity from your four favorite knuckleheads. Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit...
ep46 Sperm Whale Hostage!
Oh how the boys misbehave. This weeks evolution here as they see the connection between the story of how Moby Dick was inspired and the blessing of marriage. Also this week the first “I keeps it real” segment, see how a loving Grandmother was inspired to greatness. Intro Music: A_rival “8-Bit Pimp” Exit music: Mark Boulle...
ep45 The kung Fury Distraction
This week the guys are down one, but as usual push through. Unfortunately they all have the attention span of a gnat and can hardly focus but they still manage to cover topics all others are afraid of. And in the end one epic failure. Enjoy. Music: Intro: A_rival “8-Bit Pimp” Closing: Hwy E...
ep44 ATSUI, ATSUI!
A refurbished podcast from awhile back. Took some time to clean the audio, not perfect but content was too good. Enjoy as Mitch, Wes and Chris talk about what they loved about the 80s. The decade of decadence. So sit back and enjoy a time traveling adventure down memory lane, and if you are too...
ep43 Have you ever been so drunk?
This weeks episodes finds the guys discussing how to use your first paycheck, Craigslist, new dating site opportunities and a possible new segment. So the question is have you ever been so drunk that….? You fill it in. If you want to get your drunk story talked about, or any Man of the Week or...
ep42 Battery operated hurricane!
The guys brave the horrible ability of local weathermen and face mother nature head on. They explore the necessity items required for hurricane survival, Pokemon, gender flexibility and how to deal with all things. Intro music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp”, closing music: Rocket City Riot “Mister Right”.
ep41 She’s foaming at the mouth!
This weeks evolution we are again without Chris, and have our Chris substitute. We pretty much piss off everyone in this one. We discuss Religions, raising kids, Leland’s eyebrow and when Candace had to receive emergency medical attention with an extremely rare diagnosis. Happy belated Birthday Candace, from Man Points! Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp”...
ep40 Way too serious!
Groot vs Michone vs General Hawk vs Iron Man the debate episode. One of the guys gets way to serious. We also discuss the second Republican debate, and the ongoing political insanity. Intro music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp”, exit music: Weartists “Happy”.
ep39 RUT ROW!
In this weeks evolution of man points we discuss, alcohol, porn and there is one disturbing revolution made by one of our own. Sit back and enjoy but don’t get comfortable because the bombshell statement can happen at any moment. Intro music A_rival “8-bit Pimp”, ending music Kettleback “Dog S!@t and Puppy Love”.
ep38 Three Boobs and a pair
This weeks episode is a first for the guys. With Chris out and a spot open there is an unexpected guest at the table. Listen in as the boys are thrown off their game and defeated in a battle of the sexes. Opening music A_rival “8-bit Pimp”, exit music The Marginal “The Ladies”
ep37 Uncle Dick
This weeks adventures have one of our own loosing his dignity not only at the slot machine but with a scarf as well. We talk gambling, drugs, names and the future of geopolitical events. And always beware of the Mitch Bomb. We also announce our presidential candidates with running mates. Intro music A_rival “8-bit Pimp”,...
ep36 Turn your head and cough
In this weeks episode still only three, do we need four? Are the boys allergic to the mic, whats up with the coughing? Why do weirdos attract to one another? And Mitch’s dating life? Opening music A_rival “8-bit Pimp” and exit music Uncle Pooch “Shame Spiral”.
ep35 Fresh outta Hampton
The three old timers talk share their excitement about Straight outta Compton as well as the ignorance of youth about true Hip Hop as well as discussions about alligator armor, female rangers and why do the Spaniards get a pass. Intro song A_rival “8-bit Pimp”, exit song Damsel Down “Bottoms Up (you drunken sailors)”
ep34 Growers not showers
Down one but not scared. From the failures of Fantastic Four to He-man. Did we break our record for the longest time before a penis joke (probably not). Talk without second guessing whats going to come out. Enjoy!
ep33 The Scraps
An episode of pieces that didn’t make it through the first go around, not because we didn’t want them but to trim some of the longer ones down. So here are the scraps put together. Intro music A_rival “8-bit Pimp” exit music Sofie Marie “Mr. Big Shot”
ep32 The 7th degree Brony rides again!
Our second greatest clip show. A highlight tour of your favorite Podcast. Enjoy the highlights, some you may remember, others you may have missed and if you’re new to the family it’s a pretty good example of who and what we are. Intro A_rival “8-bit Pimp”, exit music Block Scholars “By Any Means”
ep31 Gimme dem digits
The last of lost episodes, this one we learn of a certain Podcasters affection for another man, plus what it would take for Chris to break his moral codes and the value of a mans junk. Intro Music A_rival “8-bit Pimp”, exit music Burnshee Thornside “Phone Number Blues”
ep30 The Kmart of Podcasts
We’re back! if only for a second. Found a lost episode, so sit back and enjoy as all four boys are around the mic letting loose on everyone. Hear as Leland and Chris do battle over the man of the week. Intro music A_rival “8-bit Pimp” exit music XXX Car Ride “Bring the Pain”
ep1 The Beginning of the End!
Man, Points, funny, bubble, bath, politics, father, wife
ep29 Cloudy with a chance of broken jaws!
This week we let Mitch take the helm and see where it goes. We’re still trying to sort it all out. We discuss things from Daisy Duke’s virtue, fat cops, and the dangers of eating. So sit back and enjoy an hour with Mitch at the helm. Opening song A-rival’s “8-bit Pimp” and closing song...
ep28 American Eye Sore!
This weeks edition we discuss equality for all. We explain acceptance (tolerance) vs agreement. We continue to develop our training regiment to build thicker skin. Hot topics this week: Marriage, Confederate Flags, Racism, Ugly dogs and Ugly Humans. Listen as we start to develop plans for the next big reality show. Intro music: A_rival “8-bit...
ep27 The land of opportunity!
Land, opportunity, Man Points, Man, Points, Fat, Saad, Man up, America, Crotchety, old, men,
ep26 The Supergirl Diaries
This weeks adventures involves the Pseudo Celebrities, origin of astroglide and many other random thoughts,
ep25 Legalized Man Spreading!
In this weeks episode we discuss those who ruin it for everybody, Hipsters, sexual identity, and Pit bull biting grannies. Most important we condone Man spreading. Intro Music: A_rival “8-bit Pimp” and closing music: Jacksploitation “(I wanna) beer sandwich”
ep24 Tidewater Comicon part 2: The Super Friends Indigo squad
Day two of the Tidewater Comicon. The adventure ends after two fun filled days where we met interesting people with great stories and entertaining personalities. From and Indigo Lantern who taught us about confidence to a brilliant man who single handily destroys a long loved child hood cartoon.
ep23 Tidewater Comicon part 1: The adventure time of our lives
Part one of our two day con event recording at Tidewater Comicon. From our first non-known friend guest to what is Godzilla’s political leaning. So Man Up! and have a good time. Intro music: A_rival “8-Bit Pimp” Closing music: Hunter and the Dirty Jacks “Rock and Roll Soul”
ep22 Brony’s Playhouse
Yetis, Care Bears and 7th degree rainbow belted Ponies. The defense of Pee Wee and many more intriguing events covered. Music provided by A_rival “8-bit Pimp”
ep21 The Rape of Whedon
In this weeks edition of Man Points! we hit on all geek cylinders. From Whedon quitting Twitter (scared off by a girl), Game of Thrones and Hobbit talk and Brady-Gate. Enjoy, this is the last one before we go to Tidewater Comic Con. Music provided by A_rival “8-bit Pimp”
ep20 My Little Brony
In this weeks episode, Leland confesses to his softer side, while the rest of the boys recount their boozier days.
ep19 Consenting Goat
This week the boys are back together at the table again. Theres talk about porn, politics and general debauchery. Music for intro courtesy of A_rival “8-bit pimp”
ep18 TWIHARD Contortionist
In this weeks episode we have a guest that realizes that when you come to the table it is not always a safe place. We talk of tales of those who succeed in the face of being a douche and what you can do with your own body. Enjoy. Intro music provided by A_Rival “8-bit...
ep17 Wielding Rods of power
We discuss, truth and honesty, hospital gifts, cartoons and social responsibility. We dedicate this wonderful use of our time and rights to Big Red, enjoy sweetie.
The adventures continue, from discussion of gyms and religion to how best to present your member. We cover ground that most don't or are afraid to. musical intro provided by A_Rival "8-bit pimp"
ep15 Fifty shades of black
This episode covers everything from tourist crucifixion to quality of dictators.
ep14 Scattered, Splattered, Covered and Chunked
Our first clip show. Just because you can't record doesn't mean you can't entertain! Enjoy this taste of who we are and what we do.
ep13 The Militant Testes solution
From manning up Sparklers, to finding solutions to terrorist groups militant as well as Westboro ass hats. We pimp our cause and discuss touchy subjects on this one. We may be down two but we charge on.
ep12 Court is in session
Charges are brought against one of our own for rapid and excessive loss of man points. The boys come up with a way to honor the Sallies selected for the week.
ep11 The Overtime Chatter
We leave the microphones on and just continuing to BS. Some of are best stuff has never been recorded and sometimes it is. This may be neither. Enjoy the chatter.
ep10 Beam me up
Someone has a Star Trek fetish. 40's, NWA and the trailer park. Beware of the Hiv-bola!
ep9 Presidential Warfare
Our President's Day Special. We assess past and present Presidents and make the decision whether they were men or Sallies who chipped away the manliness foundation of our nation.
ep8 Boats, Trains and Immigration
Our discussion with the Legal Illegal Amigo continues, so sit back and learn how to ride on a train not in a train. Intro music provided by: A-rival “8-bit pimp”
ep7 Legal Illegal Amigo
We start out talking Super Bowl, bashing PETA and then our friend the Legal Illegal Amigo and his posse show up and we learn the value of a trash bag, sling shot and tortilla when it comes to jumping the border with first hand accounts. Also introducing our new intro music by A-rival "8-bit Pimp"
ep6 Cross-fitters, Atheist and the Uncircumcised
Leland goes shopping, Mitch shares his open relationship with a neighbor, Wes claims responsibility for the weakness of the next gratin.
ep5 Return of the Taco Bell Picasso
WARNING: This episode is not Sally approved. Mitch shocks us all, Leland becomes an artist, Wes explains why you shouldn't be his neighbor and Chris is taking it back.
ep4 No grandma schnitzel for me!
Mitch demonstrates his ninja skills, Wes makes his funeral arrangements, Chris foils multiple crimes, and best of all Leland's restaurant dreams.
ep3 A beer too far!
Learn how to return a gun, what is a fat ninja, Taco Bell Picasso, lost Saturday mornings.
ep2 When genius happens!
The first episode with the core four. Learn how to survive prison, what it takes to be a champion and what it takes to get charged with embezzlement, Mitch's discovery in his dad's closet!