A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan
Tom and Dan were once sitting in a hotel room in Daytona Beach, Florida where the air-condition didn't work, they were out of beer, and the cable only had 2 channels that came in static free. One of their friends suggested that they leave and attempt to find something better to do to which Dan replied "Why would we want to ruin a mediocre time?" If you were to ask "Tom and Dan" what the meaning of life is, they might tell you that there is none. Born from a feeling that nothing in life truly matters and that for the most part we're all surrounded by scumbags, "Tom and Dan" figured out that there's only one true constant in life; laughter. How did they come to that conclusion? It's all they have. You see, just like the mass majority of us, "T & D" have day jobs and it was at said day job where they cued in on the fact that some of the greatest laughs came at the end of the day. There's just something about the relaxed feeling of knowing that you have very little time left at work to put in. Maybe it's the "punch drunkenness" of still being at work; no one is quite sure. There they sat in their office, the door shut to their co-workers and management, only making each other laugh to the point of tears. Finally they realized that it might not be such a bad idea to roll tape on these conversations. Why not? They would be having them anyway, taped or not, and it was fun. Both of them come from rather lengthy broadcasting careers so setting up a home studio wasn't so hard to do. And with the addition of Ross, the consummate straight man and "News Dad", things got even more "mediocre." Broadcasting since 2009 has garnered a rather extensive following for "T & D" with loyal "scumbags" (as their listeners are affectionately known) checking in from all across the world. Hundreds of shows under their belts and winners of the Orlando Weekly's "Best of Orlando 2011" for "Best Kept Secret" reassures them both that yes…no one is listening! (Best Kept Secret? HA!)
Thanks for listening, folks. For the 2-3 people that read this, thank you. Tom and I appreciate your ears more than you know and we're glad to have you with us! - d
Hey there, kiddos!
We hope that these messages find you well, but yeah. How are things? How are those vacancies going? Anyone got the "poke" yet? Looks like being over 40 isn't that bad when there's a virus going on. Looks like I'm getting mine on Monday. Fully shipped. Just don't want to die and want to spend as many years as I can with my wife and daughter!
Ok. So, we just got back from vacartion and if you're looking to hear any of that or to hear about my legendary "1000 vomits," then you're going to need to sign up to be a BDM member. https://tomanddan.com/registration <- Go there and you'll get all of the vomit. Moving on:
On this week's show:
* When the whistle blows, the chopper goes
* White Claw variety pack #3
* Tom Vann email justice
* Scavenger Hunt Cassy
* JillJoe and CaseyCassy
* Tom and Danitizer
* "You like fun and that's the problem"- Tom
* Choppers take the blame
* Sling shot cable snapped
* Ship stuck in Suez Canal
* This stinks like chop
* Teacher fired over marijuana
* Paid in pennies
* Novovirus/narwhal virus
* Ghoul Are You?
* Put your glasses on to jack off, Pop Pop
* Pudge in jail? Go Pudge Me
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Have the most gloriest of weekends and we're so glad to be back with all of you guys! Vacation is fun, but so is this! Have a good one. See you Monday!
d
I've got to get out of here!
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On this week's show:
* Toilet nooks and crannies
* Seth's diagnosis- SIBO
* Cuckoo for karate
* ERP Therapy
* "I'm doing it for you!"
* Leaving someone at the altar
* "Too drunk" stories
* Peepee in granny's laundry basket
* Untouched Andrea
* Fresh book
* Frog pajama handy
* Tom attempting kata
* Kiss the tips
* The Grammy's
* Signal-Tech voicemails
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Next stop, Colorado! We'll see you guys in a week or so! - d
Have a wonderful weekend! Thanks for listening and be sure to check out our YouTube channel. It's really fun and we think you'll get a kick out of it. All the best! - d
* White Claw Iced Tea
* Tom's brown antacid pills
* Tom got accidentally high
* Butler has Wolfman AIDS feet
* Foot deodorant
* Mud t's
* Foot jobs
* Young grandparents
* Turd nugget
* Ross' news
* The Weeknd pre-boycotting the Grammy's
* The Razzies
* Chicken killed a man, in police custody
* Civil War gold
* Maisie's favorite drink is Diet Pepsi- Spicy Pepsi
* Brad Williams Cameo
* #FogHogs
* Pawn shop bugle porn
On like a serious note...it's straight-up amazing that you're listening to this right now and supporting our show. Thank you. - d
And here we are,
Hey there, gang and welcome to another "A Mediocre Time with Tom & Dan" podcast. Thanks for listening, watching, and chatting, and let's dig in, shall we?
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On this week's show:
* High-def Missouri mirrors
* TikTok algorithms
* Seth kicks can off Tom's head
* Space hotel in 2027
* Seth and Sam afraid of ferris wheels
* Man lived in O'Hare airport for 3 months
* Wolf hunting season
* Seth challenges Tom with karate
* Baseball glove and opossum love
* Domestic dispute at Dunkin
* Eel skin wallets
* Little Cheese show
* Butler inappropriate at Publix
* Master P reviews
* Yaupon Tea collaboration
* TDTea
* TDVille
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Thanks for listening, folks. We appreciate It and we love you.
d
B. E. S. Tee.
* Grumpy Tom and the bento boxes
* Massage Chungus
* Mask on in the shower
* Raw Dawg Ronnie
* Tongue f*cker
* Working in the same field as your parent
* Ross' news
* World's greatest laser
* Lady Gaga's dogs stolen
* Ross the birdwatcher
* I hate acclimation
* Show me what you're shakin!
* Disabled rapper
* Barbershop linger
* Quit f*cking with the disabled
* Where's my ramp?!
We. Are. Besties. - d
* T&D Land Cruise announcement
* Seth's anxiety meltdown
* Pedophile killing Spawn
* Cancer Batman
* Standard fart attack
* 2 Wife Crew is here!
* Butthole City
* Tom's Hontoon Island birthday adventure
* I like my paths wet
* Peepee mound
* Aggressive bumper sticker about autism
* 80s-90s ladies styles made them look older
* Date night dancing course
* Triggering songs that bring back memories
Besties. - d
Hey there folks!
You find me in a bit of a pickle as I try to edit this Tik-Tok video that we promised you guys! (If you don't know about TC and Sam's Tik-Tok Super Bowl bet, then you might want to go back a few shows and catch up!) But the video is up after many a curse word or 5 but it's there. Make sure you go and give us some love on the "TT." Just search TomandDanLive. We tried to keep most of it, if not all of the names the same. Ok. On to the show:
*Nothing to see here
* Sam's silhouette challenge
* Whoopee stories from the BDM page
* Mike B with the news
* Dicks out energy
* Eduardo Cubano
* Maskless grocery store
* 22 pounds of meth
* Butt slut * Guns n Noses
* Out or in? Nose ring challenge
* Tom hides Pig Tits painting during meeting
* Bam Margera meltdown
* Throwing Lombardi trophy
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I gotta get out of here and see the fam!
Have a fantastic weekend and stay safe out there! - d
Hey there, kids!
Welcome to this week’s Friday Free Show and welcome back to the show SAMANTHA! Man, it’s been strange here without you and I guess that we’re finally going to have to close the door when we pee. ????
For those of you that might not know, Sam’s hubby Travis got a pretty scary case of the ol’ “Wuhan” and it actually put him in the hospital for a few days. Truly scary stuff but we are mega happy that not only he’s ok, but Sam didn’t even get the virus! (We’re still not sure how this works - how you get it - who can get it - whatever the hell. That’s just more of a reason to do what you should and to be safe out there.) So, we’ve been without our fearless producer for the past 2 weeks. With that said, here are all of the ways that you can listen to the show and then we’ll get into the normal show notes. As always, thanks for listening, thanks for watching and sharing the videos, and thanks for the support. It’s the most important energy in the T&D universe. With that said:
You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive
You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime
Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478
TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/
iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH
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On this week’s show:
* Scheduling an ending for the show- show #1000?
I assure you we can do better than this. - d
* Doctors and diagnosis
* Career day at school
* Maisie sleeps like a homeless person
* Andrea's triggered by Kokomo
* Kid swap
* Real women
* BDM show funnier without Sam?
* Explaining death to kids
* Hot dog condiments
* Romance vs Erotic novels
* Crystal's wooden chandelier
* Football stats meme
* WWE streaming deals
* Prop gambling/cheating
* Titty Sombrero
Hey there, gang! We hope that these show notes find you well and happy Friday! We made it! So, I'm about to close up shop and the question of the hour is, where the hell are the new Tom and Dan hats that we ordered a few months ago!?! Man...they said that they shipped on the 15th and now I'm starting to get worried. Oh, small business fun! LOL Let's get to the good stuff:
On this week's show:
* Choppering on the Publix Pilgrimage
* Crystal makes Butler nervous
* Everything is a dong
* Crystal's TMJ
* What is romance?
* Cincinnati stickup
* Concrete robot
* Claudia call in to talk about her romantic fiance
* "The string is wrapped around my boner" -Tom Vann
* Religious hospitals
* Milk your t's!
* Unlimited BJs for a year to have another baby
* Chomp job * 90s Winnie the Pooh
* Bon Jovi at the inauguration
* Could you kill a bird with your boner?
* 100th day of school-themed day
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Have a wonderful and safe weekend and thanks for all of the support and interaction that you guys bring to the show. It means more than you could ever understand. ♥️ See ya Monday! - d
Have a great Saturday! - d
* The leak in the studio
Have a wonderful weekend, ya'll! - d
Well, it's holiday GO time, folks! I'm not going to drag on for too long because I know we all have stuff to do but with that said - here's your FFS of the week. With that said, HERE:
Camera that goes in your ear
Have a wonderful Saturday! :) - d
Hey there, folks!
Are you in the Christmas spirit yet? I actually think that I'm getting there. And believe me - this has been the year of all years. I (Not gonna say it...but YOU KNOW.) And even then, I'm still extremely grateful to be able to talk with you - laugh with you. Laughing is SO important. With that said...
On this week's show:
* Fight Friday!
Da best. - d
It had an old school vibe.
That's all I'm going to say.
Thanks for listening, folks! We had a really, really, REALLY good time today and if you joined us live, you know exactly what we're talking about! ???? (If you have not caught the show live, what are you waiting for? Every Friday at noon, you can head over to www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive and watch, listen and chat with the show LIVE! It's amazingly fun and a great way for us to get to know you guys better. And remember, if you missed us LIVE on Twitch, all replays are hosted on YouTube shortly after. So have no fear!)
On this week's show:
* New Tom song- Lonely
Nothing but the best...for the best. - d
* Tom's RV share- has to change outfit to fit the part
A collection of what Dan and Samantha consider their best offerings from the last week of "A Corporate Time" shows. Or just a bunch of yelling. - d
* Grandpas in porn
Have a wonderful morning. :) - d
Yo!
We hope that these podcast notes find you well. We're closing up shop, editing videos, and about to get out of here for the day. With that said, peep the new logo for the year! We're more than stoked about it and the fellas at The Danger Brain did a bang-up job, and always do to make us look rad. Thanks, fellas.
So on this week's show, we had the whole gang - Seth on the news and an appearance from BOTH wives! Can you f'n believe it? Let's do this:
* Tom is hangry
Sorry for the corrupt file earlier this week. I'm not really sure what's going on but we'll get to the bottom of it. Thanks for listening. - d
Pure insanity.
That's where we are folks. And I'm not even talking about what's happening in the world, I'm talking about today's show. (Kidding...it was actually pretty mellow today.) Thanks for joining us and we're more than happy to have you. Today, we were lucky enough to have Ross join us on news, which is always rad. Don't forget that he's got a big comedy show coming up tomorrow night at Bloodhound Brew. Peep the link HERE!
On this week's show:
* Letting Tommy say bad words
We da BEST! - d
This really is the last post from this computer. e had a client a few years back that helped to provide us with this wonderful machine. They made kill computers for folks that have no idea how to build and we're so good. The only issue is that (like most PC builder-mun) they specialized in only building PCs. Now, before you want to grab your pitchforks and run for my house, Let me say that I don't care. I just want an OS that gets things done and for many years leading up to starting this podcast, Apple and Apple products have served us very, very well. The only - only issue for us was the limit of the OS and money. So, with that said and with all of us enjoying the Mac workflow, we are proud that we have saved for a brand new machine that we're installing this weekend! It's gonna be rad! Cross your fingers - I'm nervous about the switch.
On this week's show:
* Butler doing the Timmy all week to Tom
* You spilled your dicks
* Boo bags
* Pumpkin patch adventure
* Dick bills for Little Will
* Tom declares a prank war
* "I'm gonna get ya!" -Tom to Butler
* BK taste test
* Seth loves the Impossible Whopper
* Seth's douchebro news
* Mining asteroids
* Dump 'em out
* Tom and Dan look-a-likes
* Gloryholes update
* Atlanta United player pushing demons out
* Dojo yo booty
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So, I'm yanking this machine. Wish me luck!
d
The best. Period. - d
Hey there, kids!
Canoe Dildos for all, am I right? How are you guys? How the hell are you doing? So, I certainly have some notes to place here but I'm running late because we went late on the show. So, enjoy this shortlist and I'll fill this out a little bit better tomorrow. All love and have a wonderful weekend!
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On this week's show:
* Max got sick- Wuhan allergy
* Hold your piss like a man
* Tom peed in a big blue Bart cup
* Tom's eye exam
* Put me down for 1 snake oil and 2 stones
* Ross' news
* Tom Vann escape math
* Hiding at work
* Ross decorates his house with fake rats
* Butler's ex-girlfriend's cat caught a flying squirrel
* Vivid radio
* Rock that clit
* 3 Men and some gravy
* Kook of the day
* Anessa check in
* This pump is for Carol
* Complaining about porno
* Canoe dildo
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See ya'll tomorrow and thanks for supporting the show. You guys rule. - d
Hey there, gang!
So, this is a strange one! We actually have a gal who was in the NXIVM cult and she was more than willing to come on the show and tell us some of the real! (She's a BDM too! I mean...we probably could have guessed that, huh?)
With that said, this was what was on this week's show:
* Dan's a frog dad
* Dan's old letters from when he was a kid
* Teah- former NXVIM member
* Tommy's eye therapy
* One chip challenge
* Seth's douchebro news
* Magawa hero rat
* Man in a jetpack flying near an airport
* "Looks like your ass has been twirling pizzas" - Tom to Dan
* Butler Slow Poke Rodriguez'd the delivery guy
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Thanks so much to Teah for coming on the show and I look forward to branding her with T&D in the near future. Have a wonderful weekend and we'll see you back here on Monday!
d
Hi. We're back. We missed you too! - d
Hey there gang...
All of us here at the studio hope that this podcast finds you well. It's strange out there, right? Little bit! People are all on edge. I get it. I get it. We all are. There's a ton of sh*t going on. It's fine. Put some dirt on it.
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On this week's show:
* Butler's proton pack
* Bolo hat
* Don't stomp the old man's mountains
* Toni is an American citizen
* Toni changed his last name
* Ross' POS news
* Nobel peace prize
* Country singer canceled from SNL
* Russian journalist set herself on fire
* Space force soldiers
* Double mantle
* Ross looks like Volleyball Keith Raniere
* Tom wants to brand Sam
* Mexican Street Cornpole
* Hunter's Creed trailer
* Brady lost count of the downs
* Dan ruined Andrea's bday
* Tom fixed Spidey
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Ok. Well, hey...we know that things are strange right now and many of you email the show and let me know that we really help you through these strange days. First of all, that really means a great deal to all of us. That's the reason that we do it. Well, that...that and the fact that we can make money. Money's good. Have a great weekend, guys. And as Tom says, "Stay safe out there." - d
Hey there, gang!
First of all, let me take a little space here to THANK all of you that have reached out about the loss of my Mother. I'll make this short, but thank you for your kindness and for reminding me that damn fine people are still out there. ❤️ you all. (Mom used to text me that.
Here's your "ACT Best Of" of the week. And yes, we're behind a week because of like that thing that happened that was bad. You know the thing.
We are very lucky boys.
Well - that's only if you actually believe in luck, but with that said, the World Famous Piff the Magic Dragon Skyped in today. And seriously, we don't know why? I mean, you've heard our show. Right? We agree. With all of that said, Piff emailed Tom and said that he misses (a little bit) being on the road and having the ability to drop by his favorite podcasts and get coughed on and have his hand shaken. Well, we can't do that, so you're going to have to settle for this virtual interview with the only magic dragon in existence. Seriously, THANK YOU Piff for always being so kind and sweet to us. Lord knows, with the couple of weeks that I and the gang have had, this was a fantastically needed and enjoyed surprise.
With all of that, we are now officially on vacation. I'm not really sure how to feel about this. I mean, I know that I need it but I'm still sad and have my freak out moments. I guess I'll just do my best and go from there. We all know that Tom and Sam will come back with all of the stories. I'll try to gather a few too. Apparently, Butler is working? Who knows! lol
On this week's show:
Skype with Piff the Magic Dragon
* Donations making Tom mad
* Fruck You!
* Ross' POS news
* Biggie crown sold for $600K
* Chinese racial slur used by a professor
* Sonic diarrhea
* Running out of monkeys for COVID testing
* Tommy affecting Maisie's behavior
* Masks in commercials
* Miscarriage and anxiety in the morning
* B.B. Dings
* Tom's professional driver
* Companion urns
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Dig it. Off to be with my family. (What's left of it. I'm sorry. I don't really have control over the things that I type. I should not have come here.)
d
Here's what Sam wrote. I'll add more thoughts later when I'm not so damned tired.
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* RIP #GrammyWithAMaggie
* Tom's bedtime stories
* Broom racin'
* Seth reads Harry Potter on the show
* Pancake House
* Seth's IHOP melee
* Christmas experience at Gaylord Palms
* Bird seed bell
* Trulieve Santa
* Backwards tattoo
* Dan featured on the Sean Paul Peloton ride
* Racoons let the bees in
* Family Matter- "Lovely Hat!"
* Mattress Sizes
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Apologies.
Love you guys so much.
- d
I'll fill this in when I get back. Sorry, guys.
Nothing but the best. Like seriously. No seriously. - d
Hey there, kids! Welcome to a brand new "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan" and thanks so much for taking the time to consume a little part of us! No seriously. It really means a lot! We know that the world is swirling with tons of strange and sad BS out there, and it makes us happy to hopefully make you forget a little bit about all of that which shall not be mentioned.
On this week's show:
* Chungus origin
* Humungus chungus
* Grift truck- anxiety machine
* Raccoon in a box kid
* Ross' news
* Putting out fires with Bud Light
* Polar bear vs hippo
* Toni Rodriguez apparel line: Stay Young SB
* Tom almost got Toni fired
* BDM got his hat stolen from a neighbor
* Altoid panties
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With that note, and I know that we haven't mentioned it at all, but thanks to all of you who voted us the best podcast in Orlando during the Orlando Weekly "Best Of Orlando" awards. This is like the 6th or 7th year that we've taken home the award for "Best Podcast" and it's always an honor and cool to be mentioned. During the years that we've been included in these awards, we have taken home almost every prize - from "Best Kept Secret" to the time that I won "Best Local Big Shot" in 2015. The bottom line is that we have done it all. (We've even beat out folks who claimed that they had COVID 19 in order to win! Whereas I can never imagine needing to win something so bad that I'd lean on being sick with a serious disease - but imagine the disappointment when you realize that you still didn't win, and people didn't care!
We da BEST! - d
What a strange day.
I just got back from picking up Maisie from her first day of Kindergarten. It's insane to think that much time has passed. Most of the time I still think that I have a baby but she's becoming a full human and it's blowing my mind. Enough of that. On this week's show:
*Seth's rocking a stache
* Dan got a reverse frog
* Seth buried his cowboy boots
* Relaxed fit condom
* Nip dots
* Seth's news
* Neflix film: Cuties
* Auto brew syndrome
* White vultures
* Sabbath mode
I'd write more but I selfishly want to get back home to see how Mai's day was. Sorry. You'll get the gist if you just put the show in your ears. It's funny. And Seth is insane.
All the best and thanks for taking the time to support us. We. Have. The. Best. Listeners. In. The. World.
d
Happy Saturday, guys! Dan here! As I close down the studio for the day, please know how much it means to me and Tom that you take the time to listen to the BS that we barf out. You guys are the best. Here's your Best Of. :) - d
Hey there, kids! Are we ok? You ok? Is this thing on?
I know that sh*t is hard right now, but you have my promise that we work tirelessly to make you laugh. And that's it. Nothing more. We know our lane.
Enjoy and have a fun and safe weekend! - d
Happy Friday to you all.
We’re just hanging in the Streamline studio, putting the final touches on the end of our day, and we’re glad that you’re joining us for another episode!
Don’t forget that there’s a bunch of brand new merch on TomandDan.com and we should be adding a bit more in the next few weeks and as things come in. (I hear tell that we’re working on some actual political styled signs for your yard. That will really confuse the neighbors. lol) Don’t forget to like and subscribe the YouTube channel and thanks as always for all of the support.
On this week’s show:
* Shart week promotion
* Seth like to prairie dog
* Fecalphilia
* Seth's king dining room
* Swimming in canals
* Weed is bad for your heart?
* Best man speeches
* Young doodoo dojo
* Tom wants to revamp Scare Tactics again
* Andrea's Boston pirate character: Worst Beard
* Short dick man
* Mets catcher walks out to "Beat It'"
Thanks for watching, listening, chatting, and sharing folks and we’ll see you all back here on Monday!
d
We had the opportunity to chat with Jacki and Debbie about some of the amazing classes that they'll be teaching virtually courtesy of "Fairvilla University" or the sexual education arm of the legendary Fairvilla Megastore. Hit up Fairvilla.com for more info and to find out class dates, times, and login information. - d
Nothing but the best for you guys. Sadly, I'm having to upload this show again this morning as it did not seem to post on Friday night. Apologies for that and to those of you who expect your files on time. I would too. All the best and thanks for listening! - d
Hey there, kids!
Today was a f'n blast! I sort of needed it and maybe you did too. There are times when I need some of the funniest people that I know, to rally behind me and just make me laugh. Don't do anything OTHER than make me laugh. That's all that I need. That's what sort of happened today and let's get into it:
On this week's show:
* RIP Pissface- Pour one out for Pissface
* Tom got the Timmy at Lowe's
* Ballsy Butler
* Tom Doordashed Cracker Barrel to the wrong address
* Skype with Ross
* Scrabble update
*Tom- "Stealing turds is dumb"
* 1920 or 2020?
* Russian Rambo
* Opium
* Dr. Faucci's first pitch
* Bay of piglets
* Skype with Griftin Jess
* White Monster = Titusville Champagne
* Tom's glass forest
* Marnie the butterfly
* Skim boards
* Maximum sharpness
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I've got more to say but I'm pissy so I'm just going to peace-out. I love you all - the best listeners in the f'n world and we will see you all back here on Monday. Bet on it!
d
Simply the best. Better than all the rest. - d
* Seth Lumpazelli
* HypochondriApp
* Pun intooted
* Seth kicked in the bathroom door on his great-grandmother
* Dan and Andrea's fight over car battery
* Spread out the crazy
* Lady dies on France rollercoaster
* Seth vs an actual gorilla
* Tyson vs Roy Jones Jr
Hey there, gang!
Welcome to the 580th show of "A Mediocre Time with Tom and Dan." I've got to be honest with you and tell you that as these shows get u[ in numbers, I wonder how long we're going to be able to do this. Truly. 580? Are you F&*^ing kidding me? I would have never bet on us completing this amount of show - or even one that I felt was worthy of release. Seriously. 580? No F'n way!
On this week's show:
* Eric Pabon calls in
* Tom's wallet was found
* DickDecks
* Skype with Ross McCoy
* Chris Rock tattoos
* Banksy paintings on London subway
* Monique vs Netflix
* Slurs in scrabble
* Tom will die on Honky Hill
* Dan is a dance dad
* Butler's high school hat business
* Peg leg jeans
* Pizza burgers
* Toilet breaking
* Breaking things due to rage
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With all of this said, have you checked out our YouTube channel? One of the things that I'm the proudest of, is the fact that it does not look like a hunk of sh*t. Take a peek - and thanks for supporting and participating with our lil' show.
All love,
d
Only the best. Delivered by only the best. Or possibly the worst. Well, not the worst but certainly not the best of the best. Just like "normal" best - not "best" best. That would be insane. - d
On this week's show:
* Treatment for the orb
* Tom's kitchen renovation
* Tom blew out Suntan Sally's begonias
* Craiglist E.T.'s
* The Full Pink Panther
* Temple of Doom water shut-off
* Old man gets electrocuted by dishwasher
* Tom's car got broken into again and they got his wallet
* Dick cards in wallet
* The new "I'll sue you" is "I'll see you on social media!"
* Bad reviews
* Seth's news
* Seth used to poo in his hand and smear it on walls
* Finding gross stuff in your food
* Butler's dryer repair
* Breaking glass with your voice
Tomorrow. - d
The best of the best of the best...for the best of the best of the best. - d
Hey there, gang! And thanks for taking the time to press play on the show. Look - we know that there are tons of choices out there that you could make and do make when you're looking for something to throw in your brain. We appreciate each and every one of you for choosing us and taking a listen. Truly. You guys - the listeners - you are the only reason that we do this. We could just go back to shitty ol' radio...but then we wouldn't get to see all of you! Hahaha... I digress. Plus I'm f'n exhausted from Tuddle being on the show today. Trust me...you're in for a treat.
On this week's show:
* 7-11 Rewards card
* Tom's overflooded gutter problem AGAIN
* Elevator button in the cold rain
* Lightning- Blow your button off
* Tom is the Lebron James of minding your business
* Butler is a Karen to a man at the airport
* Tom's sons saw the Bug-a-salt
* Skype with Tuddle
* Posedown!
* Pariah Mike's "Business Rainman"
* Tom helps Tuddle with business advice
* Oxy Potter and JK Rehab
* Tuddle's dad check-in
* Hiding your coughing
* Wheel scooters
* Ja Rule's Greek deli
* Celebrity show off
* Thriller video
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Have a more than wonderful weekend guys! I know that sh*t is terrible right now for most of us. I mean...the part that truly hurts me the most is that I haven't been able to hug my Mama more than one time in 4 months. (she's older and I certainly don't want to get her sick.) I know that many - if not all of you are in exactly the same boat. Since we're all here - I'm just glad that we get the opportunity to laugh a little bit and power through all of this BS. That's all it is. We don't control it. We can only ride it.
Here's to having a great weekend - being safe - and throwing love to all of those that we care about in our lives.
All the best, guys!
d
Have a great Saturday, folks, and please enjoy this ACT Best Of hand-selected by our amazing producer, Samantha! - d
Thanks, as always for tuning into the show. We are so, so glad that you joined us and hope that you had as much fun listening as we did flapping our gums.
On this week's show:
* No Skip Vann song
* Skip gate
* Every dad's gotta die
* Tom's car got broken into
* Cat man is a hero- Cat army
* Fight of the Navigator
* Seth's douchebro news
* CleminLemon
* Dust storm halting hurricanes
* Critic donkey
* History of frozen pizza
* More alien colonizations
* Chuck E. Cheese is shutting down
* Butler almost shot his eye out with a Bug-a-salt
* History of graham crackers
* Opium enemas
* Shoot Seth's nards with Bug-a-salt
* Could you build me a daddy song
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So there you have it! Check out the video on YouTube - just search "TomandDanLive" - we think that you'll dig it! And you can always watch LIVE on Twitch. www.Twitch.tv/TomandDanLive. We'll see you next week! Thanks for the support! - d
Only the best. Nothing but. - d
Hey, there gang!
Apologies for the notes being a few days late but it was important for me to enjoy a fine Taco Bell dinner with my family and undisturbed. Yep. That's really what we did. Now, on to the notes:
On this week's show:
Dan's bday- 44 OLD!
* Mastering masturbating
* Evolved Fights
* Stanima Jones
* Papus pillow
* Guess Who and board games
* Fatso Buttcut
* Snooping on phones
* Sharing misinformation
* Couple "rehomes" autistic child
* Seth's turtles die
* The Villages documentary
* Shop LC
* Bargain Alert!!
* Bloodwork
* Dan watches Star Wars
* Butler's candy shame
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Have a great week, guys! We love you and thanks for pressing play, ya'll. - d
Only the best. - d
Hey there, gang!
Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show.
You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive
You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime
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Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us!
Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478
TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/
iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH
...I have no idea why there weren't any notes for today's show. It might have a little something to do with me drinking White Claw 70's and then switching to regular ol' WC. I digress.
On this week's show:
* Erik is Optimerch Prime
Hey there, gang!
We hope that these show notes find you well. We just packed up for the day, and we’re all about to take off. We do hope that you all have a fantastic weekend - we’re going to try our best to do the same. With that said, and I know that I sound like a broken record as I type this, but we would really like for you to like and subscribe to our YouTube page. You can find it by heading over to YouTube and simply searching “TomandDanLive.” We’ll pop right up and trust me when I tell you, that I think we have one of the best YouTube channels out there. We have full shows. We have audio-only shows. We have original cartoons done by the mega-talented Swervey Jones. We have a ton of behind the scenes and event videos, as well. So, let’s get to today!
On this week’s show:
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* Seth is here- Felicia fight
* Listener calls in- Tested negative for COVID-19, but positive for skin cancer and leprosy
* Nose in your mailbox
* Mole or blood
* Sgt. Pepper Lips designs
* OG show circle continues
* Setholamule
* Bufo toads
* Double toad'n it
* Chimney iguanas
* Disney opening back up
* Olsen twins
* $800 blue sweater
* Butler's gleeking
* Brown bear stalks boy in Italy
* Moose antennas
* Seth vs a Moose
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Have a great one guys and if you have something that you would like for us to chat about or a topic that you think might be good for the show, fire us an email; show@tomanddan.com is the address, and on that note, we’ll see you Monday!
All the best and all love,
d
Only but the best. The Champagne of Podcasts. - d
Hi. Limited time. Here's the menu:
* Seth- first guest back
* Froggin Friday
* Seth's rash
* Mike Tyson/Holyfield fight again
* Seth vs Tyson
* Only people cry
* Jean-Claude Van Blamme
* Alabama Blammer
* Drinking during the quarantine
* Butler's Fairvilla unboxing
* How long do you stay inside after finishing
* Seth's douchebro news
* Muppets Now
* Nassau scientists- alternate timeline
* Benjamin Button's baby bj's
* Jim Hanson
* Dog's anal glands
* Emails
* Vibration nation
* Kids and cuss words
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Thanks, kids. Today was much needed.
d
Oh yeah...it's the best! - d
Hey there, gang!
Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show.
You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive
You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime
...
Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us!
Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478
TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/
iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH
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* Maisie wants makeup for her bday
* Hands up, feet up, don't shoot questions
* God is a monkey
* Tom explains evolution to his kids
* Mail on male
* Dreams
* Sleep and peak
* Watermelon A Cautionary Tale
* Commando sex scene
* Finish in the skimmer
* Tom's new smoothie boy
* Grocery car theft
* Rockabye blowjob
* Pantyhose
* Hot tub audio
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Have a wonderful weekend, folks and if YOU have anything that you think we need to chat about, hit up TomandDan.com or email Show@TomandDan.com and we'll do our best to kick it around.
All love,
d
Hey there, gang!
Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show.
You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive
You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime
...
Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us!
Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478
TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/
iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH
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* Tom's new AC system
* Tommy's time anxiety and car drop off
* Tom's bribing Max's teacher with White Claw merch
* Money muffins
* Giant White Claw gift basket
* Skype call with Brian from SV Delos
* Racoon Cay
* Raising a baby on a boat
* Who's Dumpin?
* Dump it out
* Bass is back
* Dan turned down a bj because he had just peed
* Bubble heart attack
* Butler raw dogging
* Caesar dragging his wet dick across Dan's toes
* Dan Dennis questions
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So tired. What a great Friday. I hope that you guys had as much fun as we did and on that note...we'll see you Monday for BDM shows and ACT. All love!
d
Hey there, gang!
Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show.
You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive
You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime
...
Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us!
Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478
TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/
iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH
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Wow...I needed that.
I needed a good laugh.
I can always count on you - the BDM family - all of the listeners - and of course Tom, Sam, and Butler to make me get a good cry laugh going. Totally needed it and chances are, you do too. Let's get to it. Have a great weekend, folks!
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On this week's show:
* Bullying during a business call
* Butler's "clip art"
* !FishCam in full effect
* Tom introduced his kids to "Bombs Over Baghdad"
* Nighttime conversations
* Moms over bad dads
* Maisie skateboarding
* Emails and voicemails
* Who's Porkin theme song
* Dreams
* Bloodpocalypse
* Poop banana
* Rubbing one out at work
* Butler's BJ in a Spaghetti Warehouse parking lot
*Collard greens
* "Need to watch sick"- Max
* Tommy's cube train homework
* Chompy
* Did too much with a lot
* Park and Rec reunion
* Meat Run
* Pee on my tongue
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Ok. I've been spending way too much time here lately...sort of pissing off the wife. I apologize to everyone for that...I'm just trying to make us better. It's like one of the only things that I can control. I'm sure you guys get it...and we all hope that you know how much we appreciate all of you. Truly. ❤️
See you Monday!
d
Wow. It's a wild time, right? I know that I say that a lot, but it seems important to me at times that we're all having to deal with that! Does anyone else think this is odd? Anyone? I digress:
* Last day/night of cruises
* The Wet Slit
* Is "cuck" racist?
* Butler's Star Wars poster investment
* Petey Posters
* Tom tried to install a boat stereo
* Jenna Hirt calls in
* Mail on male
* Shop class
* Dan's griddle
* "Don't griddle your pubes!"
* Tom's manscaping
* Power for the pubes
If you need me, I'll be with my griddle.
All love, folks!
d
Nothing but the best. - d
Hey there, gang!
Did you know that you can watch the show? We broadcast LIVE on Twitch, and all flagship shows are edited and then re-released on YouTube for those that love the video component of the show.
You can find us on Twitch HERE: www.twitch.tv/tomanddanlive
You can find us on YouTube HERE: https://www.youtube.com/user/AMediocreTime
...
Before we get to the notes, here's how to find us!
Other podcasts aggregates or scrapers:
Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/a-mediocre-time-with-tom-and-dan/id308614478
TuneIn: https://tunein.com/podcasts/Comedy/A-Mediocre-Time-with-Tom-and-Dan-Podcast-p393884/
iHeartRadio: https://www.iheart.com/podcast/1248-a-mediocre-time-with-tom-30696640/
Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/0IMs3hgNDuD6qI8ldHMWvH
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* Loud pipes saves lives
* Tom's telemedicine call
* Dan put porn in the background of doc call
* Onward- Tom says it's too sad
* Puddle of Mudd's Nirvana cover
* Drunkbo
* KC and JoJo cover Stevie Wonder
* Animal Crossing
* Tom Exotic- Hot Tub King
* Quality cuzz
* Big Tim calls in about moving the hot tub
* Do they float? T*ts n Tubs
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I'm tired. Normally, I would write so much more for you...but I've had it. (Nothing at all due to what's going on...just actually tired.) I wish you the best weekend ever and thanks for taking the time to hit that play button and share our show with your friend. It truly means more than you know. Thank you. - d
The best of the best or worst (depending on how you look at it) of our radio show - "A Corporate Time with Tom and Dan." - d
