Hello, Sweetie! Podcast

An update on what’s going on with the show during these crazy times! Hello Sweetie Podcast Networkwww.hellosweetiepodcastnetwork.com Continue reading

This week we talk about Bobs, The Chef Show, Jedi High Republic,Mulan, wireless car chargers, Tom Savini, Locke and Key, and all kindsof stuff we’ve been watching. Subscribe to this podcast on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Spotify, orwherever you get your favorite shows, and at hellosweetiepodcast.com.Follow us on Instagram @HelloSweetiePod and… Continue reading

This week we inspect Disney, Mulan, Locke and Key, wireless car chargers, more PS5 speculations, and cgi companions. Subscribe to this podcast on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Spotify, or wherever you get your favorite shows, and at hellosweetiepodcast.com. Follow us on Instagram @HelloSweetiePod and check out Hello Sweetie Podcast Network… Continue reading

This week, we talk Sonic vs Birds of Prey, Disney+, The Portable Door, BSG, DC Comics, Our Godfather, Umbrella Academy, and more!Subscribe to this podcast on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Spotify, or wherever you get your favorite shows, and at hellosweetiepodcast.com. Follow us on Instagram @HelloSweetiePod and check out Hello Sweetie… Continue reading

This week we talk voice acting, Birds of Prey, console wars and more with Stephan Watson of Cracked Brain Podcast and What You Makin’. Subscribe to this podcast on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Spotify, or wherever you get your favorite shows, and at hellosweetiepodcast.com. Follow us on Instagram @HelloSweetiePod and… Continue reading

This week, enjoy a sneak peek at some Patreon exclusive content. We revisit an episode of The Box, a podcast we did together in 2018. Join our Patreon at patreon.com/hellosweetiepodcast and become a Lil Sweet for only $6.99 a month! Kristal, Rebecca and Charity talk The Dream, Jodorowsky’s Dune, The Maltese Falcon, Bob’s Burgers, Swindled, Household… Continue reading

This week we throw some shade at our Witcher, we talk about geriatric actors in space, we discuss the Sandler Snub, and we find out the DCU’s newest cast member. We also talk about Letterkenny again, because *that’s* something we’ve never done. Subscribe to this podcast on Apple Podcasts, Google Play,… Continue reading

This week we have a Mortal Kombat song off, two McGriddles, and some unsolicited Hunger Games content. Also, Shang Chi, Watchmen, Baby Yoda, streaming services, AirBnB getting all up in our business, bored hero gamers, J-Lo on a pole, and Shakira’s hips. Subscribe to this podcast on Apple Podcasts, Google Play,… Continue reading

This week, files are resurrected from beyond the veil, things teased about become reality, and slain gorillas are paid tribute by mega-CEOs. Listen as we talk The Witcher, The World According to Jeff Goldblum, Elon Musk’s Harambe Rap, and, after a brief interlude, Star Wars: Rise of Skywalker. Subscribe to this podcast… Continue reading

Welcome back! This week we reunite post-holidays and hear all about Rebecca’s Disneyland experience. We also talk about Christian Bale’s potential Marvel role, stuff coming out on Netflix in 2020, we tease a Star Wars conversation that we never have (stay tuned!), and we talk about CATS. A lot. Will… Continue reading

Join Charity and Kristal and a brief brush with Rebecca for this week’s topics, including Magic for Humans, Birds of Prey, CATS, spoiler-free Star Wars talk (spoiler… neither of us have seen it), Wu-Tang: An American Saga, Astronomy Club, The Sinner, His Dark Materials, and some SFW discussion about PornHub.Subscribe… Continue reading

Your holiday goodness continues with Charity, Kristal, and Rebecca talking National Dog Show, Frozen 2, Lock & Key, Star Trek, Stan Lee, the current sketchy state of Toys R Us, and a brief mention of Star Wars: Rise of the Resistance. Subscribe to this podcast on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Spotify,… Continue reading

Join Charity and Kristal for a quick make-up episode as they lament the pitfalls of audio issues. Topics include XBox Project Scarlett, The People vs OJ Simpson, Tommy Wiseau, that Black Widow trailer, plus we give you an updated holiday schedule. Subscribe to this podcast on Apple Podcasts, Google Play,… Continue reading

Happy Thanksgiving! This week the Sweeties get a holiday and you get an episode from Kristal’s other podcast: Pettycoat Lane, The podcast all about vaginas! Enjoy. Continue reading

Rebecca and Charity are joined once again by Jeremiah from Funnybooks and Firewater. Did we find some semblance of order? You decide! This week’s topics include Netflix, Nickelodeon, the Oscars, Servant, Charlies Angels, Breakfast Lunch & Dinner, Watchmen, PS5, and pro wrestling. (Minor spoilers for episode 1 of The Mandalorian… Continue reading

Organization is out the window for this week’s episode, featuring Rebecca, Charity, and guest Jeremiah Lupo of Funnybooks and Firewater, and also of our friendship. This week minor chaos ensues as we discuss Disney+, Jeff Goldblum, Last Christmas, In the Tall Grass, Knives Out, Werner Herzog, and more. Subscribe to… Continue reading

Drop the beat with Charity, Kristal, and Rebecca and hear the latest geeky news, including Booksmart, Watchmen, Guns N Roses, Climax, Mending, Castle Rock, Green Lantern, Voyager, and more!Subscribe to this podcast on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Spotify, or wherever you get your favorite shows and at hellosweetiepodcast.com. Follow us on… Continue reading

Charity, Kristal, and Rebecca are back and the Vigilante Barista strikes again! This week hear creepy voicemails, more tales of coffee justice, and talk of Toy Story IRL, Terminator not terminating, The Lighthouse, Countdown, Maleficent, Jojo Rabbit, dragons, Death Stranding, Google, Pokemon, and other shenanigans.  Subscribe to this podcast on… Continue reading

Join Charity, Kristal, Rebecca, and one dog this week as they discuss Quentin Tarantino, the top horror movies, Netflix ratings, Superman’s identity, Pokemon Go, and more!Subscribe to this podcast on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Spotify, or wherever you get your favorite shows and at hellosweetiepodcast.com. Follow us on Instagram @hellosweetiepod. And… Continue reading

This week we are missing Rebecca, but never fear. Welcome to the Kristal and Charity show! We talk about Marvel’s big decision to make Kevin Feige chief creative officer and give you a peek of the smorgasbord of Disney titles coming to Disney+ this November. Other topics include the PS5 info leaks, new… Continue reading

Episode 311 will be posted in a few days but here is a quick update for you all! Continue reading

This week, special guest Nicholas Don Smith of Dungeons and Comedy joins Charity, Rebecca, and Kristal in the studio to talk about the geeky news of the week.. Topics include Joker, comedy in the current social climate, creepy Scandinavian books by women, the sounds of Mars, and more. Follow Dungeons… Continue reading

Charity, Kristal, and Rebecca get together once again to bring you the geek news of the week. The topics du jour include the Birds of Prey trailer, Disney v Sony, heelies, ghost farts, haunted movie sets, Doctor Who fan films, concussions, and more. Subscribe to this podcast on Apple Podcasts, Google… Continue reading

This week Charity, Rebecca, and Kristal talk Suicide Squad, 3 From Hell, Child’s Play, Evil Has A Name, Green Day, and the discussion takes a hard right turn at Jurassic Park. Subscribe to this podcast on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Spotify, or wherever you get your favorite shows. And check out… Continue reading

Charity, Rebecca, and Kristal get together once again and this week is chock full of geekery! Ghostbusters 2020, Tank Girl, the Universal Monsters, Hustlers, IT: Chapter 2, Boondocks, Borderlands 3, MoviePass, Vikram Lander, and if you can believe it, even more!!Subscribe to this podcast on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, Spotify,… Continue reading

Charity, Rebecca, and Kristal are back once again. This week we talk about the Ghostbusters 35th Anniversary, Tomb Raider, Creepshow, Crazy Rich Asians, Rhythm and Flow, The Good Place, and much more. Plus, the saga of Tammy continues! Subscribe to this podcast on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, or wherever you… Continue reading

Join Charity, Rebecca, and Kristal once again to talk Joker & RBats, IT, Halloween, Leslie Jones, PAX West, and a Kevin Sorbo update.  Subscribe to this podcast on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, or wherever you get your favorite shows. And find Hello Sweetie Podcast Network on Facebook for more of… Continue reading

Join Charity, Rebecca, and Kristal once again as they discuss the geeky news of the week. This week’s topics include Netflix arrivals and departures, two Halloween sequels, a huuuge section on GLOW season 3, the Arrowverse, Mindhunter, a creepy Skeleton Lake, and more! Subscribe to this podcast on Apple Podcasts,… Continue reading

Join Charity, Rebecca, and Kristal once again as they discuss the geeky news of the week! This week’s topics include shake-ups in the Spiderverse, Antlers, The Matrix 4, Titans season 2, the Selena series, The Mandalorian, a Golden Girls puppet show, the Sony Stadia, and even more if you can… Continue reading

Charity, Rebecca, and Kristal are back again with another round of geek news and hot takes. We talk Deadpool, Euphoria, Orange is the New Black, and The Boys. We also check out the trailers for Wonder Woman: Bloodlines and Mindhunter, as well as updates on the CW streaming app, Little… Continue reading

Guess who’s back!!! Charity, Rebecca, and Kristal are back at it, with the renaissance of Hello Sweetie Podcast! This week we bring you the latest news and talk Venom 2, Once Upon a Time in Hollywood, Dora the Explorer, and Hobbs and Shaw. We also bring you the “Disney Rubdown”… Continue reading

Charity, Rebecca, and Kristal are back with brand new episodes of Hello Sweetie Podcast starting August 2019! Subscribe to the world’s backest podcast on Apple Podcasts, Google Play, or wherever you get your favorite shows. And visit Hello Sweetie Podcast Network on Facebook for more of your favorite podcasts. Continue reading

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The ladies talk Charity’s Casablanca first watch, Unsolved Mysteries, Cloak & Dagger, hot old timey actors, little Tiny Shoulders, Ghost Brothers, and more information on that podcast nobody knows about. Continue reading

Rebecca and Charity check in again with parfaits from City Cakes and discussions about upheaval, support systems, and advocating for yourself. Subscribe on Apple Podcasts, Stitcher, Spotify, or wherever you get your favorite podcasts, and like Hello Sweetie Podcast Network on Facebook for more! www.citycakescafe.com Continue reading

Enjoy the latest episode of Hello Sweetie Podcast Original, The Box! Charity, Rebecca, and Kristal talk camping chaos, Silence of the Lambs first watches, Rampage, Game Night, and the ER Report! Subscribe on iTunes, Spotify, or wherever you get your favorite podcasts, and like Hello Sweetie Podcast Network on Facebook… Continue reading

On episode 3, Rebecca and Charity talk about to-do lists, insurance frustrations, and coping skills. We also enjoy lemon pancakes from Lazy Day Cafe! Continue reading

We are excited to present the newest member of the Hello Sweetie Podcast Network, Geek Parenting Podcast!Five geeky parents gather at The Watchtower (cafe) to discuss all things geek and parenting. Subscribe on iTunes, Stitcher, or wherever you get your podcasts! Continue reading

Welcome to This is the Place, a podcast about true crime in Utah! This week, Brynn and Charity discuss Daniel Ray Troyer and his rampage through Salt Lake City during the 70’s and 80’s. Subscribe on iTunes and wherever you get your favorite podcasts, and like Hello Sweetie Podcast Network… Continue reading

Subscribe at HSPN – The Box on iTunes or wherever you get your favorite podcasts! Continue reading

Hello Sweetie Podcast Network presents Spoonful of Podcast, a podcast about mental health and also about food! On episode 2, Rebecca and Charity talk about mania, ADHD coping tools, and SSRI discontinuation syndrome. We also sample tasty treats from Black Cherry Mediterranean Grocery. Subscribe on iTunes or your favorite podcast… Continue reading

We have a special episode of The Box this week, recorded live backstage at Club 50 West. Special guests Matt and Trevor of the Nighthawks Podcast join us as we talk Solo, Hereditary, and what makes a good shark movie. Subscribe to HSPN The Box on iTunes, Stitcher, or your… Continue reading

We did it, fans and friends! 300 episodes! Listen along as we celebrate Hello, Sweetie! Podcast and officially launch the new Hello Sweetie Podcast Network! Join our host Nic Smith with comedians Mac Arthur, Aaron Orlovitz, Jason Harvey, and Natashia Mower as they kick off the night. Afterward, we spend… Continue reading

Pull up a chair, order a cup o’ joe, ask about the pie of the day, and settle in! The Nighthawks Diner is open late, and the conversation is always compelling. Trevor and Matt give an in-depth and exciting take on film, old and new, giving context, history, and objectivity… Continue reading

In honor of Pride month and the Hello Sweetie Podcast Network Launch, we’d like to introduce you to one of the newest additions to the Network, the Cinema Queens Podcast! Subscribe on iTunes or Stitcher and Like them on Facebook for more!! Happy PRIDE month! Salt Lake City Pride was… Continue reading

My perv vs your perv. Starting with porn and ending with porn. Final “studio”(the one near the beach) recording. COME TO THE LIVE RECORDING PARTY JUNE 8TH!!! Continue reading

I just really like soup!  Damn my regular mouth!  You have to put soup on your boobs.  Deus Ex Magician.  Speaking of which…. Continue reading

Sorry for the delay everyone!!! We have been working hard on getting new shows ready for you and finishing up Hello, Sweetie Podcast with a great party! A little glitch kept this out of our feeds last week, so here it is now for your enjoyment!!! Charity talks a little… Continue reading

The infinitive wars.  Set all the phasers. Continue reading

Hot takes on history.  Haunted Dog Watch.  It Perry’d out.  Dumb Gatekeepers!  Sword World?  Concussions?? Don’t remember ’em anyways. Continue reading

Oscars.  Accents/Utter Nonsense.  Is “Pooping” really an accent??  Hurricane Heist?  BRUCE WILLIS! Pre-screening the spoops.  James the first Nottingham?  Reality game show, social experiments.  Derp Derp Derp. Continue reading

What excitement could be in the future for Hello, Sweetie? You’ll have to listen to find out! Continue reading

This episode is just going to be us singing drag songs. She’s pointing at Rebecca B T Dubs!! Would you say Target, missed the target? Let’s talk about it innnn… Right now! Now we know the difference between our moms… They’re gonna let us have our own movie?? It’s the… Continue reading

I need to plan when I ugly cry. Lots of huff’s and oof’s… We got there eventually. Blackspacetation? Because he’s a whiney brat baby. Old Man Joker! That’s everyone’s first choice. As long as there is a naked mole-rat, I’m in. Should we get on to this other disapointing list?… Continue reading

2 cats; dick. A classic… hmmm. Not the Hurt Box!! Yes! This one sucks! Squishy mushroom dicks. With Superb Owl Ell Eye Eye halftime show live reactions! There’s a lot of effects! Continue reading

I would’ve died. Did you die? But with elephants? Are there horses? How to confuse ghosts. I was getting there! Continue reading

I was on my way out and I got distracted. I watch ALL of the Narco’s, hello… This takes forever, I just want the thing. They’ll just reverse Tom Cruise him! Ukrainian Russian Birdman Hipster White Bitch Waters.  I’m also making another wrist movement over here. Damn, that’s a long… Continue reading

Free liquor is the most exciting… Google told us we need to get out of our car and hike! Is Siri trying to get us murdered? That’s a long road name… Crown and cherry pepsi like 9th grade cheerleaders. Like old people BINGO?? Why are you body shaming the cat?!… Continue reading

Officially, officialy, officially done! One person is a class That town sounds quaint as fuck There was a wrapper involved, it’s done now Oh shit, you guys got that Win Co? We could do a movie, I guess Good O’l Walter Mark Whalburg is not playing a police officer? The… Continue reading

Update: Fixed audio!!! Now with 100% more Rebecca!!! The Sweeties share their favorite things about 2017 Continue reading

Grandpa’s eating mayo on his spice cake! The game ref. Natural born followers! We zigged; we zagged. It was a movie; I cried. Simplify the McGuffin! Continue reading

**SPOILER ALERT** Charity and Danielle discuss, dissect, and drool over Star Wars: The Last Jedi!! This is a FULL review and breakdown of the film, so SPOILERS abound!!! Buckle in, nerds! He’s just some C-List Guillermo. Rhianna thicc and I love it. It caused a butthurt reaction… How did everyone… Continue reading

He should just be fired from everything. It’s a mind f&$*! I’m still on strike. I was about to google it, but I couldn’t remember his name. Give it money, as long as it good. That’s the name you give someone when you’re on the run! And we still say,… Continue reading

Buckle in guys, because it gets worse… We just bummed everybody out. I thought you said “BatMom!” I’m going to go purple because it matches my eyes. I’m gonna eat her donut, I think that’s a fair way of handling that. This is going to be a weird breakup guys!… Continue reading

Glop…? They don’t make very good sandwiches though. I don’t know, have you tried Pie Sandwiches? Too lazy to look it up. I wanted to be extra af! That’s what a gamut is right, like a marathon? Joe Man-Jello? Deadth-Stroke. There goes his superpower… But they made 1 so now… Continue reading

Hope you’re enjoying your holiday week! Just in time to get you over the river and through the woods, here it is, the famous GLOW panel from this year’s Salt Lake Comic Con! You saw our wrestling intros, now hear why we love this show so much. Enjoy, and we’ll… Continue reading

But a wok is a lot of maintenance. I don’t know, they haven’t asked for money… Rude asses. I fucking love brunch. I paid 6 fucking dollars for bacon. I wasn’t hungry before but…   HE’S SANTA! Nobody is going to be mad if you post pictures of cute dogs on… Continue reading

The Bob’s Burgers and Family Dynamics panel from Salt Lake Comic Con 2017! Continue reading

Disgusting snacks made me want to yell at women on the internet. Still drinking the soda. Social Anxiety party hacks: 99% Success Rate! “SHAZAM!” Nah, you can keep that… Any questions? I have lots! People like stuff. But what’s the cafe guys name!? I’m sorry your dad doesn’t love you…… Continue reading

Everyone loves donuts! Is Mercury in retrograde? BRB, we’ll be in Canada. Laundromat Riots? Hello, Weather! Marvel thingies. Goldbloom, the only thing that matters. Freddy’s too old, bitch! Creepy Grumpy Old Men. “You old poop” His name is Harry Hole. Gerard Butler shirt test? Other things besides Garfield. The science… Continue reading

Cats of instagram and big cat brothers. PSA for showers and toothbrushes. Nobody cares Alexa! Fetishized is hard. We always need coffee. Oh, Shrek 2… That’s better. Gambits gable, I’ll believe it when I see it. Surprise! Happy Death Day!! Atlanta-claus! The deathbed binge. Rebecca Frost: Official Porn Reviewer for… Continue reading

Salt Lake Comic Con is just a swap-meet… As we hope about most things: “Please don’t be shit” Rumor has it, sometimes the internet listens. Rebecca is overflowing with EU knowledge. Pens click For or Against animated movies. Monsters in the butt, by Stephen King.  Stranger Things is a god… Continue reading

We now return to your regularly scheduled programming… well mostly! Technical issues leave Charity in the dust, but we gain one Josie in the aftermath! Tales of being tired. Twittercasting is better than regular casting. Brought to you by Internet! Continue reading

Guess who’s back?! All four Sweetie’s converge for a surprise reunion live at Comic Con! Also, we interview Mel and Kay B of Black Girl Nerds AND because we love you all so much, the live recording of the Rick and Morty panel from SLCC17! Wubba lubba dub dub, dorks! Continue reading

This week I talk self care with some help from my friends Jenna, creator of Self Care Interconnected, and registered yoga therapist Sarah B! What is self care, really? Find out how your fandom can be therapeutic. What does this stuff even do, and why should you care? And all… Continue reading

We love you so much, we’re celebrating the long weekend with an early release! Hear Charity, Kristal, Cori, James, and Tui talk Game of Thrones! I’m here to say shit! I will ride my horse and mount the world! Text by raven. Dat hammer doh! That joke should hold the… Continue reading

As you know, we are taking a month long break to help ourselves get settled after some MAJOR life changes! During the break, we’ll still have some fun stuff in store for you, and I can tell you about a little of it now! Today is a rebroadcast of a… Continue reading

With special guest host Noelle Cummings! Great healthcare but shitty hearing! Two hats are better than one! No jerk! Glass structure Come roll the dice! You might be happy, you might get sad! No Lannisters here, only debts. I believe my house words are, “I will pay you Tuesday!” Remember… Continue reading

“Don’t be a Slapdick, Meatrock!” This week, due to summer schedules and technical issues, we revisit the infamous meatrock story. We’ll be back next week! Enjoy! Continue reading

Kristal and Charity are joined by their special guest Justine Starks! Permanent crafting.  Since before you had a butthole!  Don’t be an eggplant emoji.  Reduce your fractions.  Girl… I just finished it.  We’re not asking for this sequel.  Anti-Fas biker ladies!  How not to be an asshole.  How not to… Continue reading

It’s not sports, it’s E sports! It hurts to wake up! I ain’t going no where, bitches! I’m batman! She likes em a little softer, it’s fine! Which one is psych? Fine! Nobody wants to see my movie! We’re just excited, never mind the name. What’s this asshole been doing… Continue reading

It’s a thwack! Chris Pine, the gateway bro. A lukewarm 45.  Uncle Ben!? Oh. Oh… OMG stop crying about your dad! DYOD. Continue reading

The spooky mist.  That’s not the important part!!  They don’t deserve Netflix.  Mr. Carmike is not.  More of those, I guess.  I am not a bat boy I am a bat MAN!  No, I just had that thought, but didn’t do it.  Well, that’s subjective.  Get the slurp slurps. Order… Continue reading

Hey Rebecca, tell us about your weiners! Do they know?!  Wonder Woman mansplaining.  Like most movies?  Even underwater uses the metric system!!! It’s not an escape house, it’s called a crack house.  GUSHING OVER GLOW!!  Don’t go outside. Continue reading

We will be recording a new episode tomorrow, July 5th! Stay tuned! Continue reading

So I went and got drunk some elsewhere!  Like a shitty M&M.  Sony and Marvel DTR.  Knights of the Transforming table.  Kristal’s cry-o-meter.  How precious!! Coming soon to Netflix.  Hopefully Nintendo.  Warthortle.  Give that man a star! Continue reading

Recorded at Watchtower Cafe! The internet is sick.  Scary, screamy heads.  I nerded, I’m sorry.  More E3.  Florida isn’t hell??  Local weather broadcast.  Friendly friend guest hellos! Continue reading

You know that movie? It was a comic book!!  Old guys down the road.  Inconvenient store.  I bet you think even the strippers like you. Continue reading

Reunited and it feels, not too bad! ALL FOUR SWEETIES CHARITY, DANIELLE KRISTAL AND REBECCA are on this episode!  We talk lots of Wonder Woman, American Gods and bunches of other fun stuff . Westish Coast.  Technically squatting.  I think you make a great banner.  It’s better that it isn’t a… Continue reading

This is the place!  How did he get in her mouth?  You just, don’t.  He can do what he wants!!!  Crushin sellin it.  You’re doing stuff and watching reality shows.  The other show show.  Going off the rails.  It better be!  Cheese boobs. Continue reading

We had some scheduling snags and an illness pop up, so this week please enjoy a blast from the past, Episode #238: Lumpy Gravy is a Thing?? Continue reading

A mom by any other name.  Ron Paul isn’t even in it.  He saved jazz, Kristal.  They’re all grandpa.  Car Foothloose.  Do you want to know something uninteresting?  Wimpy Diarrhea kid.  I raided a tomb, I did it.  Did they spell crew with a “k”? Continue reading

I just tripped.  Motivational Myrtle. How Iron is his fist? Utah: The movie.  Guardians talk.  Your doctor should have given you a hug!  It’s like backwards birth?  20 minute bar fight and chill.  We are the best at FCBD.  We’ll brag for you. Continue reading

This episode Danielle and Kristal crash open mic at Watchtower Cafe, and have rotating guests: Johnny Brandin, Dustin Hagen, Ben Robinson and Sam D’antuono aka Sebastian Maniscalco. Don’t Tokyo Drift into heaven.  Why does Baby Groot need clothes but grown Groot can just hang dong?  Senior pics with the seniors. Ghost… Continue reading

The Frat Frap.  You’re a real live Disney princess.  It is not enough!! Make me laugh, Chris! Why are cartoons hot?  Is he your Boss Baby? Continue reading

I like those straws! That’s why your internet sucks. Like in business?  The nation’s boyfriend. I’m channeling my inner Ben Kessler.  Show me the receipts! Brit box? Because they hate money! Ones a gigabyte, one’s a nanobyte? Continue reading

It wasn’t a wardrobe malfunction, it was a wardrobe misunderstanding. Release the Kraken!!  If we can see the animal. Try to pin me mutha fuckas!!! He is a type A-.  He is going full Vader.  Incidental smoking.  Who is this movie for? GEEEEZUS.  And I thought my job was tedious. Continue reading

Look at all the ‘splosions! Also, is the puppy ok? If you’re gonna F us, there will be candles! I’m a bug, but I’m a man. I love you, but shut up! Do not gender my smurfs! Hey science? Yeah, science! With Heather Mahler and Josie DeJarnatt! Continue reading

Stinky Concert.  Height etiquette, Row 5’10”.  Everything is coming up Danielle!! Auntie Lynn.  Aqua Aqua.  We got movies for yaaa.  Ponch & Judy? Your ghost did this! It is all her fault cuz she has a vagina!  Find me the lucky ones.  Are you drunk enough to be funny? Continue reading

FanX 2017 recap!!!  Socially conscious and organized assholes.  Excuse me ma’am, have you heard of the Rockafellers? Because so have I.  Consent spoilers, please.  A little Flash talk. Continue reading

Special guests Kaliegh aka Miss Snikt and P.J. Guinto!  Maybe it was just a nightmare.  Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, but maybe you need to get your eyes checked.  Treats from Canada, red berry bullshit and maple syrup.  I’m a womanizer, he’s a woman, we’re a womanizer.… Continue reading

FanX ticket give away, instructions are in this episode!!!!  Remember the pelvic wooo?!  You binge watch HARD!  It’s ok, it’s the south.  Traumatic movie description.  Tickling is not cute.  Switching opinions on the Switch. Continue reading

The mysteries of food delivery.  Hollywood handjob.  The Oscars talk!  Still nothing, thanks for the click!  Fake news.  Not a full twist, more like a head turn.  White Wall of China.  I clip the clips.  Not “The SHAQ”.  You wanna see god? Take this.  Steamy pile of bananas.  Go full… Continue reading

Gotta pay $5 like everyone else to hear my inside thoughts.  Red Lobster is onsie fancy.  He’s the complete package.  More like Sim-bae amirite?? He’s so good he’s almost not John Travolta.  If you’re gonna be offensive, at least be funny.  I feel like you should be more careful with… Continue reading

Slow dancing to Ja Rule.  Napping and Fapping.  Humans are the villains.  A lesson in Stockholm syndrome.  Intersectional gab.  So, Hydra is taking over.  Go see it if you’re into taxidermy.  Gaga for president!! Continue reading

The Gaga Bowl.  Processed movies.  Ricky saturation is a thing.  Creepy hot.  I know gambling!  His face looks good again.  Someday, Someday, Someday!!  It’s just a slider.  The ocean is gross.  Ghost shark!! Continue reading

People delivery bus.  Member when I was X-men?  One night gorilla stand.  Sick of all these muthafuckin skulls on this muthafuckin island!  That is not how math works.  This sequel didn’t happen.  Because we don’t learn from history.  Roman numerals are takin our jerbs. Continue reading

Longer than normal “soft” open (sorry we had lots to say).  Does dirt expire? You like your cereal breve? Staying woke, bitches.  Shaq-zam!  We need a film DeBlazio.  The Chewy art nouveau.  Marky Wahlburg.  New York sure has changed you.  I like the idea of Vin Diesel.  Our little love… Continue reading

Utah accent.  Movie confessions.  It’s not weird if we don’t make it weird.  Amature facial?  Sisters!!  Rebecca is vanilla.  Duckpool is bae!  Comics rundown.  They want this to be our life, but it is NOT! Continue reading

Calling in cold.  My grandpa jumped off trains.  This is your life now.  Sneaky feminism.  Where is your fart machine?  Boob popcorn.  That’s an appropriate level of silence.  Puppy accents and pet names.  Science, always letting you down. Continue reading

Tube rabbits.  Bananas are fancy? See this sandwich? It’s a franchise. They don’t have Swedish Fish; they can have Civil War! BAFTAs? More like BAMF-TAs, amirite? WHAT YEAR IS IT??? Name your new D.C. TV show. Watch all the things! You don’t slap it or swirl it! Maybe just give… Continue reading

This episode is our ride ryder bb gun, our island of misfit toys, our ghost of Christmas Past… You picking up what I’m laying down?  It’s our Christmas special episode,  we ran it last year and we are doing it again.  Our Holiday recording at Cannella’s with the Let’s Go… Continue reading

Let’s go back to calling people communists?  Cucumber burps are real.  Rouge One?  How do you nutrition? I eat a whole can of olives.  Which half is evil?  Teeny-tiny little butt cheeks are so adorable.  Tron 2 face.  Hi choking, I’m dad. Continue reading

Unsolicited dog pics.  The Secret works!  Why does this place smell like feet?  What did you beat this week?  Now it’s seasonal depression, like normal depression, but with Christmas lights.  Poopies break Danielle.  Christmas wish list: anything with Satan on it.  That’s a long twitter handle. Continue reading

Once, Twice, 3 times a podcast. Dat bitch is making soap.  #Ham4Hamlet.  No shave Novwinter.  Could you recognize your own vagina in a line up?  Why do we always seem to talk about my vagina?  Well, it is kinda your fault.  Not so subtle… Kristal.  Don’t call me Flava!  Yeah, I… Continue reading

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Is Bill Mahr fishy? What haven’t you majored in? Satan’s airport. Defrost the ham! I’m glad you have more complaints. Diversity! Now you want different vaginas? Not mad nose bleed! That’s what we had on hand! The magic of jobs! It’s a waste of a Colin Farrell!! How will I… Continue reading

We crash Watchtower’s Tuesday open mic and bring along Nicholas Don Smith, Jonny Brandin, Jason Harvey, and our podcast boyfriend Aaron Orlovitz! You’ve really tapped in to your self loathing. Universal weird week. People need Medea! That was a good Rebecca. Family Christmas movies in space?? It’s not a movie, it’s a movement. Was it… strange? We try… Continue reading

Rebecca is bloaty and singy. Books on tape ON tape! Cleo is an asshole. I’m not like a regular mom, I’m a cool sister. Two story two. So bloaty, there is no room for jokes. You only like Jake Gyllenhaal when he kisses other boys? Bloomington Hills does sound like… Continue reading

Hey fans and friends! This weekend was so scary busy that we had to take a break! But fear not, we have a treat for you afterall! Remember when Danielle retold the Hobbit? It is one of my all time favorite episodes! I take a few minutes to fill you… Continue reading

Spoopy Socialism. I’ve never claimed to be a magician! Pteradoctyl arms. Ryan Reynolds is right! Majestic seahorse. So many corpses. Can I say my list?? Follow your Dragon dreams. Continue reading

Emotionally validate your ferret? This story isn’t worth the lead up. Cerealabration. Creepy home repair. One oodle? Take them down a notch! Pittie Poppins. HSPHorrorClub! Cattween. Balls deep in your coral reef. Ass jokes in space! Continue reading

Our woke yoga instructor with a food handlers permit. New segment: dick talk? #HSPHorrorClub! I did my time! Res-ur-ah-gence? Road hog! Babies can’t handle VR! Cheers: the comic? Laura from Mask Costumes talks most common costume mistakes! Continue reading

With special guest Laura Bedore Lerwill, owner of Mask Costumes! Pumpkin spice of life! Yoga mat has crack in it. How does this all add up to 46? It was a magical night. Hands free is the way to be! That is my stance on necromancy. Degaf is at home.… Continue reading

Scott in the shop but Sam in the sheets? Clocked a lot of hours as the pink ranger. Then we played Steel Magnolias. If you need to take care of shit, you bring in Dolly Parton! Sultry Southern accent. The specific rim. Dis fuck boi hot. More rings! Oh like… Continue reading

Natashia Mower, the fifth Sweetie joins us this week! You’ve heard this joke 50 times, thank you for laughing. Confirming insecurities. Mostly cellulite. Magnificent is a hard word. General Asianness. Speaking of exposing it to children… I would rather fly with Samuel L. Jackson. Denzel Washington taught me that cocaine… Continue reading

Trailer talk! They don’t like people to talk to them, that’s why they’re mad! The Fairpark has eyes. That’s how to tell a Hillbilly’s age? It fell into a wrinkle in time! Save it for the parking lot, like a lady. World War D! Bad Tupperware Party. Why couldn’t you… Continue reading

Everywhere has pad thai when you stop for it on the way. Comic Con 2016 recap! Am I here for this? We are nasty. A trilly-triolgy? Such as the box. Did they bang? I thought Vita went the way of Zune. Nerd weekend. Continue reading

Salt Lake Comic Con 2016 starts tomorrow!!! We are busying finishing our cosplays and making last adjustments to our panel questions, but we have something special for you! Listen for our panel schedule, an interview with Dan Farr from Salt Lake Comic Con 2015, and perhaps a surprise or two!… Continue reading

Watch ya boobs! Tow hitch? Angry ol’ bee! Julie Newmar shops at my Lowes?! *SPOILERY Stranger Things talk from 48:40- 1:09!! The burden of being woke. Robots r takin’ r jerbs!! Makin it rain fossils! Continue reading

**SPECIAL GUESTS TUI AND CORI FROM WATCHTOWER** Their weakness is the Pee-Wee Herman song. He shows up already dead. Wingman me! Ain’t no bitches gonna rob no money. Are they gonna bone? Everything is Breakfast Club! Can you femsplain it? You’re not allowed to have another show! If I was… Continue reading

God dammit nerds! Someone else is responsible for my choices! Double dumb sticker. PokéPacifist: Catch em to protect em! Papa Spock! Suicide squad review! Nyan-tic? Continue reading

Episode #226 Well mines mango. You’re too beautiful for this world! Not dope; nope. Bold statement: I am not going to judge until I see it. Sounds like a fun ride. Horses are actually very wasteful. Judas Calrissian. Oh it’s gonna be like that?? The other lines are spoken by… Continue reading

You will become a troll and have to question travelers! You don’t have to seek it… it’s right here. Do not go shot for shot with Mamoa. Kong: Maybe? Sisterhood of the Traveling Proton Packs. Does it make you mad? Does it?? DOES IT? Get me that baby Franco. She… Continue reading

Two and a half flags. You’re not taking home a mattress! So easy a woman can do it! Frankenbabe… Tarzan review after some wines. Not like it’s handed to some Howdy Doody! Kid Flash. That 70s baby! Deppbetes. Ethics in game journalism, guys. Third string veggies. Out of her hole…… Continue reading

PokemonGo is life now. Nothing fun is ever just for fun. A resounding meh. Gotta wreck it all! I don’t know how to go on after that… ALL CAPS FOR ROWDY’S REVIEW!! Now get outta here so we can say swears. What do I do with my hands? Game of… Continue reading

No new episode this week due to the Fourth of July long weekend, but enjoy this flashback to Salt Lake Comic Con 2015 including our interview with Erika Alexander! Remember, Salt Lake Comic Con 2016 is only two months away! Continue reading

How do with boobs? Chicken tits! Sad and European insults. In other obvious news. Darcy Vader. It takes time to craft quality. It’s the cable lady. Rebecca: Beating horses since they died. Burn 2nd ward. The 8 Men. Event Vertical. Speculation lesbians. More like Boo-lu! Who run Westeros? Girls!!! Send… Continue reading

Recorded at Watchtower Cafe with special guest Kaitlyn Booth! Adventures in exercise! It was make Danielle squee week with all the news. Out nerded by Kaitlyn Booth. TJ Miller as TJ Miller the bounty hunter. She scares the buhjeebus out of you. A rolling dumpster fire. What was that creepy… Continue reading

The perils of the pool. There used to be two ladies! Kindly get your shit together, Idaho. Lot lizards, cat callers, and more:Adventures in Portland. Youth Adult? Flappy Bird: The Movie. I am picking up what you’re laying down. Ranty Shouty! How many times? So many times. Finally Final. Rudy… Continue reading

Special guests Rich Wilson and Heather Mahler! Parenting the world, it’s all of our job. Can we call him The Doc? 28 minutes later… Lamp Lighty Light… The Poppening! Take your idea and go home! They’ve had some work done. Continue reading

Hootin and hollerin! This is a tier 2 inspection. He wouldn’t say “no” to a dick. Julia Roberts forever forty. My worst friend’s wedding. X-Men:Single Tear. Warg-ception? Game of Thrones and Gotham talk! Continue reading

Special drop by guests Tyson Huber and PJ Guinto. Death finds a way. She’s so Hela. Speaking of Guys… I could hear your face. Michael Keaton as Birdman in Spider-Man? He’s more of a bugle than a Dorito. My box is so boxalicious. CW is now polyamorous. She is co-signer… Continue reading

Special Guest Nick Marx! Brought to you by flan! We joked each other off. Stan Lee is 10% of the cast of Black Panther. Bono said he loved it! You did an accent, I had a catchphrase! It wasn’t Doctor Who, there was not an actual dinosaur. You thumbsed us… Continue reading

Free Comic Book Day live from Hastur’s!  Special guest Andrea Kile Peterson of “You Again” the webseries! Wait you! You got that thing! You need more than Blue Steel. Shakespeare is the Aerosmith of his time. Yeah, he could be confused with Steve Nash. It didn’t hold up when he… Continue reading

#NotAllNips! New York, recommended by 3 out of 4 Sweeties! I’ll go see it with your mom! Yeah?…. Yeah… My loins are all trithered up. All you gotta do is get on top! When it’s issue weight… Send horrrrrific people. Continue reading

Hello fans and friends! We have a bit of bad news. We ran in to some technical difficulties while working on this week’s episode, and unfortunately we may not have anything to post for you this week. We are going to try really hard to recover the episode, so please… Continue reading

He played cancer. Does Eric Roberts show up? If he does, it’s awful. How did you get those babies? Through a sheet! Now it’s not fun. White guys, they all look alike. Don’t tell me anything until you know something! In other news: Water is wet! Continue reading

Of course *you* like plain m&ms… Shootin’ squirrels! You call the cops, it’s your turn! Definitely not Kahn, right? Just Joshin’ Abrams. What else are we mad about? Need to take a rage nap. When is winter coming? Fun with Siri! I am a good boy!! I don’t know what… Continue reading

He doesn’t need your boundaries! Spring break AT-ATs. Let Danielle tell you about Lethal Weapon! Lethal Weapon 5: The Weapon is an Axe. He’s not a misinformant! Smashing the patriarchy pole! CONTEST TIME!! What is this from? #contest It was an onion of a dick joke. Is it athletic? Fast and… Continue reading

Special guest PJ GUINTO! To Wong Fu Too: Adventures of Eleganza Taboo and Sahara Danger. He’s hard silver! Ye olde ’70s. It’s so damn CHARMING ! The Dark Knight Retires? It was fine bub. He lost his chip because you insisted on shots! Robot Rebecca! Continue reading

FanX 2016 Recap!! Plus… Are you captain America? No… SerenObie Now! FanX recap Everyone just stop yelling! It’s fiiiine!!! Men in orcs? I wonder if Michael Bay 3D prints his movies? Who do you think you are the doors? I haven’t finished the bible yet, Jesus! Glad you got your… Continue reading

We’re sorry we make these. You had a shitty childhood anyway! Is that what you’re promising when you pinky promise?!? Dat sto mo doh. I love your face 90% of the time. If you’re going to be creepy at least leave some money. I’m getting too poor for this! Mediocre… Continue reading

The gentleman at Hot Topic. My brain was not braining! Where’s Wendy? GET OUT! A hollow imitation of a rom-com. Aren’t they all hollow? I will tell you now, Superman will not be well represented. If you ask if I’ll see it again… I will not. Continue reading

This is my Jonathan Taylor Thomas machine! We are doing the best we can! Nerds who are into BDSM. New sorting hat, ruining lives. Such a British thing to say. Back to me! Mecha-Kirby! I just helped! I am get money! If a bunch of ones and zeroes decide to… Continue reading

Special guests Shayne Smith and Mac Arthur, the “Hello, Meanies!” Mac knows more about the real Civil War. Deadpool fu@&s. You’re spoiling it with your guesses! His bat hat. Continue reading

PSA: Kristal is sassy drunk, and there are six voices this time! Special guests Chelsy Bloomfield and Noelle Cummings! Under promise, over deliver… Going to training camp to learn to pass sobriety tests? The Space Bear Stare! It’s how I excuse my childhood. Two-girls one mic! Kristal is fired from… Continue reading

This is our life now!! Prolonged groan… Valentine’s sacrifice? Rebecca is an A- type personality! Little brothers are the anti-boyfriend! #NotMyButtercup Continue reading

Happy Superbowl Sunday! The girls fake their way through some football talk. With our powers combined, we make one complete fan! Where is the football? He is five concussions old? B side: Rebecca destroys things. If you don’t have a personality, its good to take someone else’s. The lazy asshole… Continue reading

oldpeoplemeat.com? I hide my weirdo really well. “DID SOMEBODY SAY PET FOOD!?” That shit is Bonanzas? Just half of a pelt. You just missed the destruction of the universe. Continue reading

You’ve waited this long, and now its finally here!! Episode 200 recorded very drunk and live on location at Club 50 West! Special guest appearances: Debra Jenson, Tyson Huber, Lucas Ackley!! The recording ends a bit abruptly, but the laughs will last all day! Continue reading

Necrophilia: Is it cheating? Stolen iPad therapy. Nothing good happens at Chili’s after 9pm, MOM! The message?? Capitalism is bad? TaylorSwiftness… We don’t have any more money for cigarettes so one of us is going to have to work. Living with your choices? Continue reading

Operation: Take us to the River! Leggo my EGGOT! Maybe you just don’t like 50 year old men? Of course some more Star Wars talk (SPOILERS!) Double oh seven millimeter? I’m only kind of ashamed. British burn!! AMC, more like AMZ. Continue reading

Something, something glass ceiling. Benedoctor Cumberstrange! Two bro tastes that tastes bro together? Who doesn’t love a good dry hump? PS: Hello, this is dog. “Unfollow” is the prequel to “Unfriended” Is Vision rocking the suburbs? What street are you talking about? Also, the first part of our spoilery Star… Continue reading

Caveats of carolers. Would you put those in you? Everything is still Star Wars. Our commercials have become so enriching! There are many names in it! Business talk.. not that business, a group of ferrets!! Office Jesus war stories. The NFL is just peeved all over the place! Is his… Continue reading

Did you find everything okay.. in life? I worked really hard for that vest. Drifting in space!! All the original mother trekkers. Everything is Star Wars! Now we’re over here. Light Star Wars: TFA talk with NO SPOILERS and NO DETAILS!!! (Tune in for that after the New Year!) Continue reading

That’s what I’m going to say if I ever punch someone. Like if Bruce Wayne was Mr. Mom. Superheroes in and out of costume. Not your cocaine, my cocaine! For the bulge! 50% of the time Danish cookies are sewing supplies. Respect the bits! The Walking Degrassi? You’re not a… Continue reading

Special guest movie reviewer: Rowdy!! By the time it was done I had a beard. Best supporting Avenger? You can have this back when you can name it correctly! You review things, you are NOT a reporter! “Girl, hold my weave.” -Lex Luthor. A sip of wine to chase your… Continue reading

Thanksgiving/Holiday episode! Can’t believe it’s not cake! NOT shit. What’s the opposite of a spider? If you don’t like the movie you can’t look it in the eye! Danielle’s Tomsgiving. If it was free it’s NOT a gift! Lumber-babe. Yes, a Michael Gross has passed away. The ultimate affirmer. Tips… Continue reading

This could be your new dad! Type cast pony! Second place passionate. I make ONE “wrap your dick” joke!! Illumi-bae. Stanley Tushy? Dadchelor Party. Hunger Games: Still Hungry!! BatKramps. The whole sis boom bah? Tomato, ta-90s. I guess I’ll talk about this. Word of the day, “Beatnik” Continue reading

#notmyjem He always looks so manly. Like he could handle lots. Spoiler alert: Bond gets away! Kindly go f@#k yourself. Quentin Taratino’s “The Flash” Spoiler alert: it’s her period. Cannot muster up the fucks for Thor. Marvel’s first gay super hero was a fairy?? Ute utes! Continue reading

Recorded at the Big Shiny Robot Nerd Swap Meet at Club 50 West in Salt Lake City! Special guest/crash appearances by Tyson Hubbard, Ryan Call and kinda Jeremiah! ATM to ATM. House packin’! Tarantino boycotts you! 4 out of 4 Sweeties agree! Segue off my nuts! Double your pleasure! DOCTOR… Continue reading

Ghost Ho’s! He’s got a great face for creepy. Not alright, alright. Why are we fighting Owen Wilson? It was all worth it. The Baby Jesus checked out right away. It’s always been the one with Vin Diesel. That’s not an unpopular opinion, that’s truth! All kinds of sciences live… Continue reading

I need to get a Tumblr. King Kong is going to ride on the back of Godzilla. What does the fox say? Danielle doesn’t want to know. Breaking news: nerds like Star Wars! It wasn’t secrets it was just shit talking. Face-to-face book. This is what your period is like.… Continue reading

You’re drunk podcast, go home! They’re drunk on Jesus. I have a Netflix subscription, I AM cultured! F*@#k those shoes, I mean they are 6″, depending who you ask. Yes, it’s like Anime Banzai reflections. Jack of all majors. You wanna watch? Roadhouse alliteration Scorch trails? Ew! Friday Night Candles?… Continue reading

Del Toro… Hell Bro? Weemale? What is in your box? Not a pogo stick! Spoopy box! 2/3 of the Tom H trifecta. Cannibalism is like vegetarianism…? Horror movies for beginners. Give ‘er the ol’ Tucker Cobblepot! The green arrow is for “go.” Arrow, Flash, Gotham and Doctor Who recaps! “Grab… Continue reading

68herdahder South… Reverse Enchanted! I’ll show you a Whitey Bulger. (It’s a Whitey Noodle…) Can you see me way up here on this horse? Click Bait the movie! F@#k your polar bear! Nobody suspects the Gellar Inquisition Degrassi? The Aristocrats!!! That’s how I math! Continue reading

If you fall behind, you get left behind! “WE’LL COME BACK FOR YOU!” Still think he would be the type to cry after. He goes on vacation.. to death. My favorite is Whale Rider. Plentaaah, please! The ab enhancer. F@#k your workouts! It’s emotionally action packed! Our battle cry is,… Continue reading

Special guest, Ryan Call of Salt Lake Comic Con! Once they get on horses, I AM OUT! Capey McBeal! Shyamalanapologists? Metaphorically drop the mic. Just because it’s business. Do you even like Doctor Who?! Continue reading

Rebecca actually does a pretty good Sam Smith. Tongue twister: Rhonda Rousey Roadhouse reboot. The lost Olsen twin?? I don’t like what you’re about, but I like to look at you. Sounds like 83 minutes too long! The movie was one big dick joke! OG BBC. You calling me a… Continue reading

Special interview with Dan Farr of Salt Lake Comic Con! WIN TICKETS TO SALT LAKE COMIC CON IN THIS EPISODE, YA’LL!! She was just an itch in our big meaty clackers. Your racism is approved. Jurassic Pratt? There’s no room in the budget for a room budget. Get off the… Continue reading

Teen angst: every day is a bad day. To Maximize your experience, get a friend. Accidental thumbs up. Secret shamalama-dingdong handshake. Do you have any recommendations for tent poles? Winky face!!! Straight out of cosplay! Murder House checks into a hotel. Dick roulette!! Also, Rebecca Frost interviews Alicia Witt of… Continue reading

They keep the riff raff out. That’s more of a Sunday game, if I am being honest with myself. It’s gonna be May. It’s gonna be AJ. Full House aka the House of Requirement. Southpaw: Dogs and cats dying together, mass hysteria!! Covered in blood is my type. Not to… Continue reading

Special guest: Lance Monson from Entertainment is Dead!! Toy Story 4: After Dark. Aragorn’s better and math sucks!! Doof warrior riding a T-Rex!! I’m eating chocolate… but not because I am on my period. Organic scream! Show Bees! Kristal, are you new at this? Continue reading

CPA, ESP… what’s the difference? Please tell me the extended version is shorter! WHO!? Who is a fan??? FACE ME! He can play a wizard in my pants. Started from the bottom and we’re here… I guess… We’re in some kind of nation… maybe a Rogue Nation? Bronze age, stone… Continue reading

You don’t start out Fraiser and end up Daphne. Slap a turkey! It’s organic and hand slapped! His name is Steve Trevor?? John Johnson?? David Laundry!?!? Later this afternoon I’ll get “jk.” WOW! You did go to a performing arts high school! Rain Man of Tuesday movie day. Know what… Continue reading

You know what’s hard about your job…. people. You are beautiful no matter what we say. Maelstrom… it’s raining men? Errrmerrgerrd terrmernertor!!! He’s been through the robot ringer. It’s an enduring derp… an approachable derp! This plot line is from the 80s! Every Barbie is Pilates Barbie. Special bonus material… Continue reading

Give her the A right in the V. If you think about it, we all have weird faces. He has a receding chin! JC is up to… nothing really. Would you like a baby? My Hamm-aconda wants some. Flecked for her pleasure? Chris Evans announced for Comic Con: Salt Lake… Continue reading

I couldn’t speak through my rage lens. Any sexual tension.. how do you stir that up? San Diego International Symphony. Drop the mic. Go DC.. I mean, I guess. Continue reading

Picky about my feed, not my friends. Time is a flat, King-Kongy circle. To sum it up.. ah..ahh. Robert Downey Jr. as a wooden boy.” It’s no Paul Blart. Where is Hollywood Video when you need one? Joe ManJello! Ash vs The Walking Dead. Oh… You are useful… Marvel tries,… Continue reading

The movie looks like you’re driving into the sun. It’s a snack… for my vagina. No… That’s not the… Anyways… Sean Means: His opinions are actually good. Jeff Goldblum was THE FLY.. my boner can’t handle that! TV… uh… uh… finds a way. Oh man. He’s a zoologist with nothing… Continue reading

Rome is up to HERE with selfie sticks! I can’t flip and drive! My right side, part 2. Not… There… Yet… I read a hentai like this… Hey… do any science lately? Oh 90’s, you would. We have no one working on this, but its coming… we promise! The internet… Continue reading

Nothing mysterious about Canada. They don’t have to worry, they have John Carter money. They’re making a fourth one! Does she scream in “The Help”? Dinosaurs are coming!? I am going to need BOTH of these margaritas. I don’t have a beta. It’s like Netflix but for whores! Handlebar nose… Continue reading

Dem jomocha shakes tho. Officially I have nothing to do with Arby’s. Unofficially everything is nothing. I’m sorry my best friend is shedding. I am full of accidents. I don’t even get out of bed for less than Avengers’ money. Robert Redford and that one nazi ruin everything. We are… Continue reading

Live recording at the Big Shiny Swap Meet. Surprise pop in guests: Big Shiny Robot dudes: Lucas, Jimmy and Tom, Dan Farr from Salt Lake Comic Con, and Sean Leslie from Fight for Comics and Pizza Party. Tyson works his butt off to be the best HSP guest of all… Continue reading

So many musicals! “It’s a Hard Knock Life?” The Klumps ruined fart jokes. Independence Day 2: The Sequel! Time puns? We got ’em! He got Reeved. Where are all the toddlers? Continue reading

Special Guest Lucas Ackley of Big Shiny Robot! Let me tell you something relevant… Stiff as a feather, light as a board. The Craft got me really into black leather chokers. “Jackie!” the musical! It’s an upside down funnel system. Kentucky, how exotic! #RealHeadsHaveLumps Danzig was one of the Misfits?… Continue reading

Flight attendants were basically like geishas. We get it, he is sorry, Ms. Jackson! #lipsandassholes. Heard your grandma is in Civil War. F@&k you, little kid! F@#k, Marry, Kill, Avengers style. He is not just a pretty face, he’s also a huge sexual deviant. NOOOOOO.. go to spaaaaaace!!! Gonna go… Continue reading

She is a butter powers. #findabetterhashtag Here is your Black Widow merchandise: Doritos! Black Widow laundry soap? I guess I’ll just choke on that. Avengers 2: Age of Ultron spoilery discussion from 31 minutes – 56 minutes (holy shit!) Other ways Avengers is like Hot Shots… That Canadian robot? John… Continue reading

Backing that ass up since 2015! Herpes of the lungs? I am also pretty sure he isn’t a clock. In regular America, Google owns you. Office muppets. My people really like it. Hash brown, no filter! With special guest, local comedian Travis Tate! Continue reading

God help you if it isn’t hot. You should go to the doctor if your force is tingling. Star Wars: The Next Generation. If you say Chewie is some Benjamin Button thing… I am going to be mad. Get some lights in here, Zack Snyder. The law centipede. Electric magnetic… Continue reading

Yo dawg, I heard your city needs saving. They did this to us, Wade! No, Ryan Reynolds is an actor. The ol’ cry and die. When will Danielle be an adult? I don’t have to worry, I don’t cyber bully. Rebecca Frost: Fax Machine defender. #FuckTaylorKitsch! Shoutie McScreambutt? Fuck bitches,… Continue reading

Adventures in camping! Unceremonious endings. We’re not really the best, but we’re ok. Transformers and Legos playing with Playdough. You don’t wear a helmet when you do it? Drill Bill, Captain Plant It, and other proposed porn parodies. They are making a sequel to the Bible? SSTD = Spoopy Sexually… Continue reading

Do people really “flick”? That just seems mean. Remember when we wanted to be teachers? That was a fun three months. I need a guy that can take my full load. If Rebecca likes it, people like it. I gave up on that dream… I realize my limitations. Continue reading

I think he gave her the go ahead to try it herself. Holding it for a friend. Natashia thinks she is better than us, because she has no shame. Stripper shortcake. Nana Frost yells at the cloud. Take back your air jizz. Why didn’t they call it “Guardians of the… Continue reading

Special guest: Brian Higgins talks about his charity “Create Reel Change.” My next Ted Talk: “My past is sad, and you can too!” Frozen 2 : All The Money This Time! Robots don’t need feelings! Cinderfella. Insurgent, Divergent and the new movie Detergent! The witty one liner Jesus! Continue reading

The fifth Sweetie, our return guest: Natashia Mower! Spiderman: Meh. It’s not as bad as you think, but it’s still not that good. Yes… Bing it. How long have I been sitting here frowning? It’s going to be a Grootin tootin good time! Everything in France is built on bodies… Continue reading

There is no other way for it to wave… Someone call Sigourney Weaver, I need my gutters cleaned. Motto of our life: “We’ll figure it out later.” I’m not drinking the Eddie Redmayne kool aid. She’s not making me feel things! The alright Budapest Hotel. His confiDiggle! Continue reading

No episode this week because it was the Oscars and we couldn’t be bothered! Please enjoy this special bonus episode; a recorded panel from FanX 2015: “Am I A Good Man? Answering the 12th doctor’s fundamental question.” Featuring our very own Rebecca Frost, along with an amazing panel of guests,… Continue reading

Our Valentine Ultimate Bob (Robert Easton). Prepare your earbuds for all the, “AAAHHHWWWWWSS” If Miderpan was part of the Sparvel Universe… She gives the best hugs, but cheats in leg wrestling. “Swag, swag, swag!” That’s a tiny place to grow up. “Stop objectifying the movie!” Is he sad because he… Continue reading

Dear Mom, NOT Felicity Jones. Sincerely, Rebecca. Some of his best wives are Asians. I was wondering what that cramp was. Madonna and Hugh Jackman go to the same vein doctor. Hawk and Dove? Can you rent a fishnet body suit? 50 Shades of Friends. She can only make half… Continue reading

WHA? Therm The Wise guy was a badass. Someone who hated the movie preferably. Christ Pratt, Republican? Let’s do a Hello, Shooty show. Silent hype man. The thing about those Britishes. No outsiders in Tooele. Oh gawd, I can’t dive any deeper into that world. Yo dawg, I heard you… Continue reading

It’s Mormon Shabbos. Throw Brian Singer from the Train. The pressure of Gordon Ramsay reading your tweets. She’s watching in chronological order. Digagrave Imgonnaputyouinit Jones. All the good things happen in April.. except FanX… Thanks Rebecca! Reverse Flash… “Shalf?” “Bad Flash?” “Bizarro Flash?” Battleworld?? I bet there are lots of… Continue reading

Mother England …. Father Africa..?? He’s just a Bill. On Capital Hill. CS Lewis… Jesus.. literally. “Boyhood” is Oscar bait, the movie. Thor the hacker… Thacker. The Struggle Bears. The first half of this joke was pretty good. Apparently Manu Bennett walks around naked… well duh? Why wouldn’t he. AND… Continue reading

Ahhnt mahhn… Aynt Mayn? Why not have ant strength?” Putting that on my resume, “Have you seen my butt?” Adam Levine is a stretched out Paul Rudd. Danielle reviews Selma! Batman v. Superman: Shanghai Knights? He will be interviewing rocks! Continue reading

Welcome to 2015! Post holiday catch up talk! Is there going to be singing through out the whole thing? Cinderella is a basic bitch. YOU COULDN’T INCLUDE THAT 10 MINUTES IN THE OTHER MOVIE?? She don’t want none unless you got gluten free buns. A rasta-gina? Rebecca regrets putting the junk news in the final… Continue reading

All I want for Christmas is a dad. Hiking is hard.. the movie. My problem is, it’s three movies too long. Get off my sand! In their defense, he is a sad sack! Stay tuned after the episode for BONUS CONTENT!!! Clips and outtakes from our Drunk DnD game! Continue reading

Drinking game rules/guidelines: Take a big nice drink whenever we say Wassail Drink every time one of us says “WHAT!?” Take a sip whenever we swear Drink whenever we make up a hashtag. Take a sip whenever we say “drink”, “drinking” or “drunk” Take half a sip whenever we say… Continue reading

Special guests Jay Whittaker and Natashia Mower! It’s Jay’s first time! Mormon skiiers. Radder Day Saints. I got science jizz coming out of my hands. Marvel turns into Skynet?  Gilbert Godfried should always just play Iago. Hiking is hard. Rebecca gets puny. This is what choosing your words wisely sounds like. Fresh Prince doesn’t look so fresh any… Continue reading

It’s like more serious in the front, and sort of a celebration in the back. Doom ‘Stache? Never be a beacon of hope or a moral compass in the zombie apocalypse. Pokemon is really f@#ked up. Hair gel Malfoy. It’s about discovering the simple bitch inside of you. Continue reading

Hey fans and friends! Cherri here! We’ve had a lot of requests lately to repost our episode featuring Bill Allred of Radio From Hell on x96 and the Lets Go Eat Show! This episode was recorded about a year ago, at Cannella’s restaurant in downtown Salt Lake City. We were… Continue reading

Your Pinterest is so on point! Simple bitches. Raptor fist bumps? Science why you so scary?! Peter Pan buddy cop movie gone bad. You wept with indifference! Great movie, great bulk, no sploosh. Continue reading

AT&T. No they’re ATT’s! You’re my Flash! The tragedy is no one will care by then. Who doesn’t know what a Milli Vannilli is? It’s like an ice cream, right? Rumorception!! Women didn’t start using computers until Pinterest. Live from Hastur Games and Comics for their annual Toys for Tots drive. With special guest… Continue reading

User name: doom_90210. #drdoomlevelfacepalm. The wolf man also wants you to know his parents are dead. What about Dragon Ball A-Y? He could have been sucked into a space hole!! Three demerits and you’re out! She could just be Robert Downing Junioring us. Special guest, local comedian Eileen Dobbins! Continue reading

Super funny special guest Natashia Mower!!! Rebecca is away flaunting her celeb status. Marvel is just crying at the victim’s table. The force is so sleepy… Should have taken the Ouija board to see Gone Girl.Making movies is hard, let’s just end it here. Walking Dead Spoilers… 1:05.10 to 1:18.24. Dr. Hugh the gyno, specializing… Continue reading

Porn is in the eye of the beholder. We’re still Cumberladies. 90% of the time it’s his first time. He is the Jay Z of Marvel!! Doctor Who spoilers 54:50- 1:04. Walking Dead spoilers 1:05- 1:17. Tinder of the apocolypse? What’s a sim suit? Continue reading

Special on location recording at Mask Costumes!! Try to have vagina friendly jokes. Danielle is on board because everyone looks sad. Darth Spader!! They could tip toe you to death. You can’t break his spirit, he is Billy Elliot! Final Arriving spot TBD. Continue reading

Super Special Con Adventures… The lost, but now found episode 130B IS HERE! Our episode live from Salt Lake Comic Con 2014. Get to know us a little bit better as the audience asks questions and hear all our crazy, delirious, sleep deprived energy that is Con. Were you there? If… Continue reading

Drunk me is so thoughtful! PC term break down. Pinky swear!! We aggregate well. Ghostbusters the XX parody. Satan is a rom com fan. No one ever dies, or turns black, or a lady. Think she’ll be posting to tumblr from mars? Plus our interview with Karen Azenberg, director of Pioneer Theater’s upcoming concert performance of… Continue reading

The scariest thing about the haunted house: the Oprah Wedgie. Even the 90s doesn’t want Ethan Hawke. Jubilee and Groot can get together and have a useless powers party. The apathetic witch of the North. Stay out of our universe, “sugar tits!!” Bat peen. The TV news is all full of shad sit. The audio wave… like… Continue reading

The online wine stores know when you’re lying! Salamander handling… the struggle is real. The mother of Kimodo dragons! Spikeclops! Professor of Nerdology 101. Lavalantula featuring Steve Guttenberg is everything you’ve ever wanted. Gotham and Dr. Who discussions! Can Deadpool be PG13? Its dangerous to go alone… take a pet! Introducing… Continue reading

Pogs didn’t really hold up over time. The flat Hello, Sweeties? Bro, do you even movie? Morgan Freeman is fine! Pierce Borneans being Pierce Bronsnany. Paul Rudd needs rehab and hydration. Continue reading

That’s not Danielle with a cold, that’s our special guest Jeff Bell! I’m sorry for the things I said when I thought it was Thursday. It was R2D2 on a leash! Came for the Star Trek, stayed for the lens flare! Oh my it’s up to my thigh! Steven Moffat… Continue reading

Kristal and Cherri talk celebrity sightings, panel experiences, and recap Salt Lake Comic Con 2014! Preview for our panel recording! Also, special interview with the talented Matt Frewer, who played Max Headroom and Dr. Leekie of Orphan Black! Enjoy! Continue reading

Special Labor Day Pre-Con celebration recording (NOT episode 130, like we accidentally say), featuring our interview with Dan Farr, founder of Salt Lake Comic Con!! You gotta believe in Thursday Rebecca! Let’s take a 50 year smoke break. All the Fantastic Four fans? The joke awards show!! Rebecca is a… Continue reading

Errrgasm in the club getting tipsy.  I dee what? I dee who? You are a reality TV show producer’s wet dream. Trying to sound like Delilah. So it’s like “Big” the superhero? Paul Rudd needs to drink more water. I have a degree in Gollumology! Yo dawg, I heard you… Continue reading

Everything is penis. Is peeing on your pants part of your character? #firstlarpproblems. She just gave you the “Jokes are usually funny” look. Were you bad at improv? Hello, Sweetie improv night.. Whose line? You know what really totes my goats muhgears? Groot has the gayest powers… Here, look at… Continue reading

Build up for an inappropriate joke. Buffet frenzy! Hello, Sweetie, “Untitled” movie scheduled for 2018!! Nick Cage is neither good or bad, he’s just Nick Cage. If I had to hug Kirk Cameron, I would, but I wouldn’t like it. Chris Pratt is the male Jennifer Lawrence. Evil cave troll… Continue reading

Coyotes “hootie hoo”through Jellystone. You had me at booze and large turkey leg! I shint you not! Soup boobs? Sony wanted to snag something at the buffet. Ghostbusters cast: cross dressing Tom Hanks, Dustin Hoffman, John Leguizamo. Melissa Mccarthy has Tony Shalhoub range. Share with us what funny ladies you… Continue reading

We throw your regularly scheduled format out the window, and bring you a recap of all of the most exciting news from SDCC 2014 exactly as it came out… one story at a time, in no particular order!! A fun, scattered, news and rumor filled episode… It’s our comic dash… Continue reading

Placebo headlining Days of ’47 Rodeo!! Acquaintances with 401ks. What’s your Jesus figure look like? Marvel is hogging the hot plates at the buffet. DC asks Marvel, “Did you call us a bitch?” Post apocalypse dream board. TV in another dimension or Japanese game show? #turndown for more overrated dragons.… Continue reading

Fight or flight… I had to flight. You don’t even have to be an old person to be scared of ice water, you guys!!! Spoopy demon powers!! Hunger Games 3: The Propaganda Wars! (Directed by Hello, Sweetie! Podcast.) It was a fun cluster f@*k. Eye of the Tiger/You’re the Best… Continue reading

Fantasy Con Recap!! I just want him to admit Zoe Saldana was his beard. BCoops. DJ Jazzy Baggins!! #turndown for beating this hashtag into the ground. Your mouth is so wide.. You look like an anime character. Just keep walking, just keep walking. So many PSAs! At that age, that’s precious… Continue reading

I must acquiesce to your… whatever. More harrowing stories of childhood. Camping,  sipping blue wine coolers and shooting guns. Bending bullets or bbs. Nacho problem! #NanaFrost hates fun. I’m gonna do all the movies now. It’s more for the texture than the taste. Canada is part of the world. But,… Continue reading

Interview with Lisa Hammer, Triana Venture of Venture Bros!! Where’s all your whoorres? PSA: Just don’t. Hand gestures are Danielle’s way of protesting. He’s knifey, to emphasize his shreddiness. Who had the case of the stink eye? Spritz some hydrochloric acid on it. Entitled bitches. Peter Sarsgaard SARS guard. Ginger… Continue reading

Special guest JC Carter of Hold 322!! Boobs: The not so secret power. Now on that bombshell… No console in the kennel!! Egg Man and walrus video game movie? Coo-coo-ca choo!! Were his meds up or down? If you haven’t seen Red State…. Maybe don’t. It’s a good movie, just… Continue reading

Crocs are made from Subway bread. Bro, do you even lift.. stadiums? Magneto trained by using positive affirmations. Thanks Rebecca, you dick, now back to you, Kristal. No effects, only Zuul. Damnit!!! Give that joke to someone who deserves it!! That was not greek yogurt, it was poopin yogurt! Knowledge… Continue reading

This is not a spoiler, this is history! Maybe Cassidy will jot down some of the good parts. We could pay her, in high-fives, but, we are out of down lows. GRAND HAND GESTURES! Four previous disasters…wait, aren’t there only 3? GODDAMNIT WOMAN! Where were you 5 seconds ago?? Happy… Continue reading

Our small tribute to our friend Jeff Vice. Special guest Obi! Episode “Jello”! Jay is our podcast boyfriend. Can you pickle me? We need a DM or a GM (District Manager or General Manager…??) Just come manage some shit for us! I don’t think you’re ready for these buns. Jaba… Continue reading

Creating nerd equality by taking you down a notch or two. You shouldn’t look at Wonder Woman and say, “I could probably take her…” Kristal is my fat trainer. Education has stopped so everyone is watching bad movies… Kevin Sorbo same likabilty as math. No half assing!! Whole ass everything!!… Continue reading

We record at our friend Cappa’s house, pre-Godzilla screening!!! Cherri doesn’t want to see Frozen!! Everything is balls!! Always a Zac Efron fan! Bonus content: Free Comic Book Day recorded live at Hastur Games and Comics!!! Continue reading

Are you human enough to DM a bunch of women? It’s like the Mexicans not knowing about Taco Tuesday. There are more women in the movie, they were just busy in the kitchen. The Sweeties take a trip down technology memory lane. Turtle in a half shell… you know, like… Continue reading

The sun doesn’t shine out of his ass. SPOILER: Nothing happens, no one gets desolated. The Hobbits are sneaky mother fuckers, they don’t do too much. And then we totally do the cliffs notes of Hobbit. IT’S FIIINE! Zack Snyder doesn’t even know how to use hashtags. Whooaaa, whooaaa that’s… Continue reading

Can’t get the smile after FanX off your face?? We relate!!! We recorded some great interviews during FanX, and we will be popping them into a few of the next episodes to keep the FanX glow alive! For your Friday listening pleasure, here’s a sneak peek! Our interview with Galen… Continue reading

SPECIAL FANX LIVE RECORDING! (HOLY S*@T PEOPLE ARE LAUGHING AT OUR JOKES!) “HI DAD!”Hail Hydrate!! We turned the nerds against each other, that’s what really counts. Do you have change for some bones? Woo Woo, Gavin!! You want fries with that shake? Be a Christian, you get HAM! Rose knows!… Continue reading

Twitter gets accidental porn! US airlines basically tells us to go “f@#$ ourselves.” I don’t think you know what “Glam Rock” is… I don’t think you know what a glass ceiling is. Hans Solo, “Yoo-hoo, beeg summa blow out!” I KNOOOOWWW…. ew. Captain of the Con, Dan Farr! We all… Continue reading

Crushing pressure from Rebecca Frost!! BILL? How much Wonder Woman? Splinter Monk: Germaphobic sewer rat. That guy has range… HE HAS RANGE!! Don’t go see the Jem movie, just show Josie and the Pussycats. Best accidental porn story wins a shirt! Are you going? Oh… I’ll drown. Rebecca is a… Continue reading

If it’s not penis, get it out of my face. We can do all kinds of accents (well kind of)… Shut your turtle lips! It needs more cow bell. I’d pay $10 for that! Find out what happens when people stop murdering and start getting creepy as fuck. I want… Continue reading

Belt loops on underwear.. that’s weird, right? I want a crothity old man Wolverine. All my eggs are in the Sentinel basket. Kinda looks like Benedict Cumberbatch, if you look at the thumbnail real quick and squint. PIXAR PHASE 2. He looks almost exactly like him, except for his beard,… Continue reading

All we need is the Bill Murray. We’re much better at impromptu singing than rap battle. “Nightman Cometh!!” Hello, Sweetie! production at FanX!!??!! No socks in bed! Continue reading

We talk about boobs!!! OUR boobs!!! The “other” N-Word? Probably not… We miss the mark, but Cosmos was still cool, and sorry nerds, no hoverboards, because duh. Like our Facebook page and follow us on Twitter @HelloSweetiePod!! And follow us on Instagram because we’ll be giving away some free stuff… Continue reading

OG sad face. Disney gives just the tip. How would the “Tomb Raider” utilize this pole? #ballin #bangerztour Robocop has a heavy hand (literal dad joke). DM Xterminator… song parodies… we know you missed them. Continue reading

Please don’t forget to vote for us as Best Local Podcast in City Weekly’s “Best of” Awards!! http://beedfack.com/do/dspLogin/12 THIS EPISODE: No, you can’t have “A beer”! O.G bitch face. That’s not Batman’s fault! Scientology is the new Kabbalah. Time to recalibrate your gaydar. Continue reading

Don’t forget to vote for us as Best Local Podcast in City Weekly’s “Best Of” PLEASE!! http://www.cityweekly.net/utah/flex-105-best-of.html ALSO!! Sock monkey adventures. Who duhfuq is on your money? George Clooney dates like he is playing Pokemon. Ahhhh, look at you, being all cute, adorable and gangsta. Continue reading

Yes, seeing and hearing stuff is still a thing. Bronze is a medal! Trying to limit the swears for the children and our Saint Wendy Über Alles. Please vote for us on City Weekly’s “Best of”, for Utah’s best podcast! http://www.cityweekly.net/utah/bestofutah Continue reading

Ain’t no party like a private velvet rope, V.I.P party! Happy farts vs. Sad farts. This recording we drink and celebrate our 100th episode. Danielle stays pretty focused, she even is the voice of reason at one point. Enjoy! And thank you for listening! Continue reading

If you creep it, Rebecca will give you a hug. High class bastard jokes. Exciting news on our 100th episode celebration! Continue reading

No Oscars in TV movies! Darth Vador, job creator. I imagine Jonah Hill has an acorn. This episode is full of the usual stuff that you love PLUS we reveal a super exciting give away! Continue reading

We’re missing Rebecca. But, we’ll fix that in post. A glimpse of peen and the quicker picker upper. Continue reading

Rebecca gets new technology. Season with X-Men to taste. Puff, puff, give…(but only if you’re a teen dolphin). Continue reading

The Sweeties play another horrifying game of Cards Against Humanity, disrespect the dead, and show our white guilt. Also, Don Cheadle is a badass, and breaking news about a new Marvel Hero! Continue reading

Bat Sherlock, Bryan Singer things he’s Marvel, and the most offensive 3 minutes of Cards Against Humanity ever recorded! Continue reading

High brow poop jokes! Terminator 5: Taco Blocko! Merry Christmas…f*$& yo toys! Beaded back hair, and more! Continue reading

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Someone needs to give Lara Croft water wings! Larry Hagman died of his eyebrows! Damned suicidal chickens!! And the official Liz & Dick drinking game!! Walking Dead spoilers from 52:42 to 1:05:35!! Continue reading

The Sweetie’s wish Kristal a happy birthday with cupcakes and wine! Springsteen is Tony Danza?! Movie drinking games!! Books that are movies! ALL THE MOVIE STUFF!!! Walking Dead spoilers from 1:45 to 2:00! Continue reading

The whole panel is back in action!!! David Arquette runs around a junkyard in chains, the movie! Steps on Lego, the movie! And other stuff! THE MOVIE!!! Walking Dead spoilers from 1:18 to 1:31! Community is back! Does Travis Barker still fly? And lots of gratuitous genital discussion. Continue reading

That one time Danielle got really drunk! We’re Geek Show famous? Make him British! Racist! Rude! Bond torture is hot! Weird Harry Potter spoiler at 1:09. (Just skip that minute.) Monster movie countdown! Giant squirrels! Cherri is a perv. And at the end…”Cherri and Rebecca in the poooooooodcast!” Continue reading

The Sweeties discuss anime banzai adventures, get on soap boxes, facts are rude, and the Walking Dead is cray!! Continue reading

Cherri, Danielle and Joss talk Community caveats, stupid lady doctors shows, Spaaaaccceee Craaaaaane, and the biggest colon of all!! Walking Dead spoilers at 22:50 until 30:01 and Dexter spoilers from 32:00 to 33:30!! Enjoy! Continue reading

Joss, Danielle and Cherri talk about boobs at length, real and fake. Snoop Lion (aka Snoop Dogg, aka Snoop a Loop a Doopy Doo) tells you why he’s gonna vote Democrat, Marvel news abounds, Danielle squees, surprising no one, sausage throwing assholes, and more!! Continue reading

Danielle has a new bra! The girls gab about the latest in geek culture. Cherri returns from Zombiefest with a special interview with Jonathan Maberry, New York Times bestselling author and multiple Bram Stoker award winner! And all of teh movies!!! Continue reading

While Cherri is MIA working her bum off, the Sweeties take the helm in this special Anniversary episode! Continue reading

The thrilling and horrifying conclusion of the first ever Epic Two Parter! Part two where Cherri gets lounder and drunker and the Grumble Mountain men throw in their two cents while the Sweeties grab the reins and get their geek on! FINISH HIM!!!!! It…whatever. Continue reading

Danielle and Joss keep the party on track as Cherri drinks a bottle of wine and chaos ensues as the men of Grumble Mountain Podcast bring the testosterone and the comedy to the studio! First ever epic two part episode! YOU CAN’T HANDLE THE AWESOME!!! (Actually you totally can! Subscribe!) Continue reading

Geeky chaos ensues as the panel takes over while Cherri’s not home! Continue reading

The Sweetie girls are back in the super secret apartment…er…studio…recapping all the hottest geek news of the week! Plus, we have a kitty cat now! Continue reading

The Sweetie girls sit down for our first live show at Brewvies, and are pleasantly surprised by a swoop in from Jeff, Jimmy, and Shannon of Geek Show Podcast! Special guest Jeff Futzer, Utah Producer of The Mediocre Show!! Continue reading

Nerdy derby girl Joss Wheelin’ joins the Sweetie girls on this Comic con infused episode of Hello, Sweetie! Complete with Nerd Fails, awkward pauses, and pro porn PSA’s! Continue reading

We pontificate about american history, sing lots of songs, and Cherri invented a new sport!! Continue reading

The Sweeties geek out about the Spice Girls, catch a Freedom buzz, quantum theory is fun and exciting, and Spidey really is Amazing! Geek of the Week Jen McGrew of McGrew Studios!! Continue reading

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