Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata

Due to us missing live shows a lot, we decided to do a re-release! Recorded live at the Largo at the Coronet, Nicole and Sasheer swap weird interview questions they have been asked, try to find the actual Paul Blart, pitch easy acronyms, and celebrate Nicole’s small foot movements. They recap the highlights of their Hawaii trip, their mission to see the giant dildo, if either of them are approachable, and getting into fights at the airport. They take a quiz where they take a trip to Costco to see how good in bed they are, and answer listener questions about long-distance friendship, setting boundaries, bad titties, and more!   Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com

Here we are! Nicole and Sasheer discuss work hour preferences, Diary of A Mad Black Woman, Welch's Fruit Snacks, affluent white people stealing vaccines, laughing at sea ducks, Nicole's new wig, VHS rewinders, cutting American Girl Doll's hair, terrorizing people, how much water you should drink, and TikTok videos gone wrong. Then, they take the quiz Prepare An Outfit and We Will Tell You What Kind Of People You Hate. And, they answer your questions about how to handle a friend who goes MIA when they start dating someone. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com

Nicole and Sasheer are back and ready to discuss gel manicures, late-night projects, Nicole's merch, sewing club, farming, Nicole's sport mode crocks, softball, baseball, stadium dancers, rugby, the premise of Down To Earth, and Wanda Vision. Plus Nicole and Sasheer answer your questions about confrontation.  Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com

This week kicks off with some fantastic updates from Sasheer! She officially closed on her house, cleansed it of haunted butts, and is number 5 on the call sheet! Nicole and Sasheer also discuss Nicole's beef with wallpaper tutorials, Sasheer's fervent stance on tv mounting, Nicole's house growing up, all things interior design, and lizards named Randal. Then they take the quiz, We Know What Disney Princess You are Based on Your Apartment Aesthetic. And finally, they answer your questions with advice on letting your friendship evolve, and letting yourself off the hook if you don't want to hang out. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com

After Nicole rolls out her game plan to become the queen of fake plants, she and Sasheer officially start the episode and discuss Sasheer's new HOUSE, jewelry updates, thoughts on normalizing masks, missing quitting comedy every week, The Magic Castle, corn on the cob eating techniques, and crying when you discover something. Then they take the quiz These Would You Rather Questions Will Determine The Kind Of Tattoo You Should Get. And, as always, they answer your questions. This week, Nicole and Sasheer give advice on roommates, self-care, and offering to be sad with someone. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com

Hi! Hi! Nicole went to bed at 4am, so she might be loopy but she and Sasheer are here and ready to discuss fake plants and flowers, Nicole's grandma, kid film, kid tweets, consequences of having kids, Hattie McDaniel and Beulah (or Beluga according to Nicole), doing one more step, learning classic comedy bits and comedy evolution, Solstice Intimates jeans, Nicole's sewing plan, a human sized tote bag for Sasheer, and Nicole doesn't know how tall she is. Then they (along with Kimmie on the Keys)  give advice to your questions about how to get more information before you end a friendship, space lasers, and sex advice!  Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com

On your mark, get set, podcast! This week Nicole and Sasheer discuss Sasheer's new ABC show, COVID protocols on set, predictions that things will be better in March, breathing in your homie and a PSA to "Pour One Out for Him, Don't Breathe Him In", Robinhood on reddit, the beginning of the class war, finding good vacations, and a check-in with engineer Jordan's upcoming album and Kimmie on the keys' dumplings! Then they take the quizziepoo Build a Pizza and We Will Tell You What Celeb You Will Marry And Then Divorce. Plus, your questions are answered as Nicole and Sasheer take on body positivity and grief. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com

This week Nicole and Sasheer are going for a drive to teach Nicole how to drive again, but first they discuss press on nails, nail and toothbrush horror stories, losing an entire year to this pandemic, teeth brushing techniques, March is Nicole's month to find love, and how painkillers are no match for cramps. Then they take the quiz, What Character in Clueless Are You? And your questions are answered about other people's feelings, physics, why we make flammable things (thanks to an assist from a listener), why there are spanish style homes (thanks to Kimmie on the keys) and who Nicole and Sasheer were in a past life. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com

Nicole and Sasheer both have a bone to pick with Urban Outfitters. They also discuss how Nicole is a zoo woman, Sasheer's potential fire pit, how banning Trump from Twitter is NOT the same as bakeries saying no to gay people, metaphors and analogies, Kamala's wrong photo, Beyonce's day and a gentle friendship request, manifesting, update on Nicole's dog, growing up on bolonga, Nicole's glory hole, the search for a Dutchman and mystery coloring book, skin care, and false negative covid tests. Then they answer your questions! This week they give advice on being friends with exes and giving room for people to grow, letting your friends know when you can't handle a conversation, and how to know you're going to be best friends.  Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com

It's January 20th!!! Nicole is off her crutches and reminisces about all the car rides Sasheer gave her. They also discuss how narcotics aren't for Nicole, new episodes of Intervention, playing defense in the war on drugs, The Jinx, parrot wallpaper, clean walls, old apartments, how easy it was to track the insurrection, and Nicole's continued bra dilemma. Then they take the quiz Live A Day in 2020 and We'll Tell You Where You'll Be in 20 Years. And as always, your questions are answered. This week Nicole and Sasheer give advice on hanging out with friends and how to navigate a friend's controlling partner. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com

It's 2021 and it's Nicole's YEAR! This week Nicole and Sasheer discuss their socially distanced live shows, pondering stand-up and getting back into the swing of things, kind doctors and quitting smoking, trying to remember why Nicole put her hands in people's faces and what she'll do with her hands once we quits smoking, Sasheer's lack of vices and her "quit smoking" recital, being friends with friends' parents, favorite (and gross) recipes from childhood, and Nicole's unsettling doorbell. Then they take the quiz "Eat A Food Of Every Color And We'll Tell You What Tattoo To Get." And finally they give advice on how to give honest feedback about your therapy sessions and/or break up with your therapist, and how to navigate and respect people's faith. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com

Happy New Year to you, dear everyone! Nicole and Sasheer kick off the first episode of 2021 reflecting on what they would miss about 2020 if it didn't happen. They also discuss Nicole's new wallpaper, The Madonna Inn, how many styles you can have while home decorating, new years resolutions, new planners, singing Celine Dion, Jordan's fresh tattoos, and tattoos in general. Then they take the quiz Which Disney Princess Are You Based on Food Preferences? And finally, they answer your questions! This week Nicole and Sasheer give advice on dating your friends' exes, whether you're obligated to invite people, and whether a laughing game is fun. (Spoiler, it is.) Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com

WOW! Merry Christmas! It just happened. Nicole and Sasheer gab about all the things they (probably) got for Christmas, Farmrio, Coolhaus, dry ice, zero plans for Christmas, Nicole's broken fibula and her surgery story involving COVID tests, being fully naked, and everyone wants your pee everywhere you go. They discuss condo shopping for Nicole's sister, Sasheer's trip to the Grand Canyon, getting profiled by an absolute asshole, how many days to be away from home, and Nicole's home renovations. Then they take the quiz What 90's Style Would Suit You Best, and of course answer your questions! This week they follow-up on a previous question of a mysterious boyfriend. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com

Oh hello over there! It's so close to Christmas, friend. Join Nicole and Sasheer as they discuss what lyrics they know, apartment temps, Sasheer's new take on Trash T.V., Are You The One, stealing with confidence, clothing sizes, latest purchases, missing dressing up,  Real Housewives Salt Lake City, preferred level of opulence, editing reality shows, Love After Lockup, Big Love, The Swan, and Bridalplasty. Then they answer YOUR questions, this week they give advice about judgemental trashy friends.  Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com

Nicole and Sasheer are all bundled up and ready to discuss paying for heat, weighted blankets, sleep entanglements, alien abductions, angel encounters, ghost sightings, the movie Casper, cell phones over the years, pay phone tricks, roasting strangers, flight attendants' covid material, being in L.A. longer than ever before, the T.V. show Zoom, and how many stars the Disney channel gave us. Then they take the quiz: Which Old Hollywood Icon Are You? And answer your questions. This week's voicemail comes from a truly wonderful no-a-kid 14-year-old that both Nicole and Sasheer want to be friends with. The gals give advice about what is and isn't bullying (being verbally mean IS bullying), how to find like-minded friends (search hashtags) and how to dump not-friends (stop hanging out with them.) Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com

"Hey Dune Buggies everyone come here!" Sasheer and Nicole are back to discuss accents, the stealing genre, appreciation for Will Smith, Palm Springs getaways, Tetris parking, flower pots and feeling horny, and what cleaning crews of Airbnb's must see. Then they take the quiz Are You More Crocs Than Crocodile? And they answer YOUR questions with advice on reaching out and a friendship success story!  Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com

Despite sustaining a shoulder injury trying a ballerina spin on the pole Nicole is still here with Sasheer to discuss election night, delivery people, how to pronounce "rivaling", Lion King 2, and bra straps. They also try Buzzfeed's Snack and Netflix pairing quiz and answer your questions. This week Sasheer and Nicole give and receive advice on body comments and farming. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com

Sasheer and Nicole begin this week's episode with breaking news: we're gonna be underwater in 3042. They also discuss The Boys, One Strange Rock, Unsolved Mysteries, ideas for the current prison system, crochet braids and John Milhiser's pops in to recap a scene from American Murderer: The Family Next Door. Then, they take the quiz Could You Survive Being Stalked By Joe From YOU? Plus, your questions are answered! Nicole and Sasheer give advice on how to be happy living by yourself and how to navigate secret relationships. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com (424) 645-7003

Nicole and Sasheer welcome best friends, Liza Treyger and Kara Klenk, for another round of Besting Each Other! Hear all about how Liza and Kara met, tiki bar fishbowl drinks, eating until it hurts, Kara's kind spirit, being Virgos, being too organized, tomatoes that make Nicole weep, match-making green rooms, ordering well, standing up for your friends, and who would be better at Survivor.  Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com (424) 645-7003

This week Byer Nicole and Zamata Sasheer discuss pig-Latin, hypothetical parenting, childhood punishments, how money is Nicole's baby, bathroom renovations, how Sasheer's vacuum has never heard of Squatter Rights for spiders, tittie goop and Jordan's jarring jug, sink woes, and mattress sizes. Then they take the quiz: The House You Build Will Determine Who You Are In A Friend Group. And of course, your questions are answered! This week Nicole and Sasheer get more information on a previous question about a mysterious boyfriend.

This week Nicole and Sasheer begin with a serenade just for you. Then they discuss Glitter, Ritz Cracker based ice cream and politics, Halloween costumes, Hocus Pocus, Miley Cyrus covers, Sasheer's food and drink, group mind/wishing COVID away, Quibi and roller skating news. Then your questions are answered! Nicole and Sasheer give advice on how to handle a person who is being reckless about COVID, and how to navigate a vibe during end times. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com (424) 645-7003

Nicole and Sasheer are back with another episode LIVE FROM ITALY! (Wouldn't that be great?) They're still in quarantine but are here to discuss Nicole's bike, Instagram scams, Theragun, sleepy vibes, a misguided skate gang coach, Sasheer getting recognized as an artist, Jordan's gallon of water a day, Nicole's Jussie Smollet fake hate crime anniversary party, and how every year is "the worst year ever" thanks to oligopolies and fast information. Then Nicole and Sasheer take the "quizzy-poo" How Brave Is Your Style? And of course, your questions answered! The ladies give advice on throwing friendships away and how to meet your friend's significant other. Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com (424) 645-7003 

This week begins with compassion that certain words are just hard to say. Then Nicole and Sasheer discuss auditioning, mishearing lyrics, loose trash in a convertible, understanding Sasheer's palate, banana flavor mysteries, Laffy Taffy jokes, no good deed goes unpunished, people entering the home, meditations, sound baths, chakras and Nicole's home renovations. Plus, your questions and advice about potential wedding parties and how to cope with jealousy.  Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com (424) 645-7003

After an update on Nicole’s garden, they discuss their mothers’ thrifty habits, favorite childhood trees, how to grow (or not grow) strawberries, an update on Cellino & Barnes, and Nicole’s take on Emily in Paris. They take a quiz where they plan a vacation to see what flavor of Jelly Belly they are, and answer listener questions about how to help a friend who is part of a pyramid scheme, and how to make new friends at school while only on zoom.    Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com (424) 645-7003

Nicole started her morning with a Ratatouille/Mickey Mouse in her pool and from there she and Sasheer discuss forgotten bagels, set calzones at 3 AM, new COVID protocols for filming, manifesting a good October, trying to figure out what is happening with this administration, taking a spill at skate gang, favorite emo music, social media limits, The Social Dilemma, the joy of returning things, message gun scams, and being sore after pole. Plus your questions, answered! This week Nicole and Sasheer hear a follow up on advice they gave about an ex, and they give new advice on how to hang out with a crush!  Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com (424) 645-7003 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week begins with the pros and cons of having a Dog Mayor. Nicole and Sasheer also discuss makeup choices, being a movie star in quarantine, getting more people on the positive bus, cry/laughing at the question "What were you supposed to be doing this year?", not understanding why people won't wear masks, and getting information too fast makes it feel like the end of times. Then Nicole and Sasheer take the "What Type of Millennial Are You?" quiz and answer your questions about disrespectful friends (who frankly are bad people), and being friends with your mom.  We'll see ya next week, until then follow Engineer Jordan's advice "Have Fun! Don't Go Missing!"  Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com (424) 645-7003 See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

This week "very good friends" Michelle Buteau and Franchesca Ramsey join Nicole and Sasheer to discuss what makes a good cake, Palm Springs and getting white girl wasted, confrontation, perfectionism, a future without judgment, not remembering exactly how they met, appreciating honesty, being a prude, early people vs late people, and super powerful electric toothbrushes.  Email or call Nicole & Sasheer with your friendship questions at: nicoleandsasheer@gmail.com (424) 645-7003 See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

 In honor of Juneteenth, Nicole and Sasheer recorded this minisode discussing the holiday, its history, if they can wish other black people a "Happy Juneteenth!", and how they plan on spending the day.  See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

Get ready for Best Friends with Nicole Byer and Sasheer Zamata, premiering on Earwolf June 12! See omnystudio.com/policies/listener for privacy information.

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