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On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Tim Henson Is All Vaxxed Up 2:19.317 My Trip To The COVID Vaccine Clinic 2:58.000 Rocking Out To The Crippled Beats 7:24.000 Dhar Mann Is Still At It! Poor People Get Evicted By Dick Landlord 11:54.000 Karen Vs. 11 Year Old 20:24.000 Walking On Puppets 23:36.000 Sign Up For The […]

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 The Shittiest Animal Clinic In Cincinnati Feels My Wrath 1:56.000 New Music From Tonetta 12:56.000 Streamer Deals With Breakup On Livestream 14:40.000 Marker 5 16:05.036 A Polite Vampire Answers Our Questions 20:22.000 Support DV! Sign Up For The Sideshow 24:34.000 A Tasteful Satanic Winged Goat Idol Statue 26:16.000 Car Cookin’ […]

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 A Linda Finkle Superstar Update: Jan Terri 1:48.000 Loving That Athlete’s Foot 12:18.000 Sagittarius Shawty Is Dealing With Some Backlash 15:36.000 Step Up To The Sideshow! 23:24.000 Vaseline Dick Injection 24:31.525 Someone Showered At Johnny Depp’s House (NOT JOHNNY DEPP, Of Course) 29:22.000 Cinema Sex In Front Of The Big […]

On Today’s Show: Sorry, no show notes/chapters today Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy audio/video and news stories BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: A new […]

On Today’s Show: Introduction 00:00.0 Interdimensional Beings Checking In With Us 03:22.0 Annoying Livestreamer Gets Stabbed 13:46.0 Finding Teenage Sperm In The Weirdest Places 21:02.0 Sign Up For The Sideshow And Support This Podcast! 26:40.0 Pantless Paul Packed A Pickle Up His Puckered Pooper At A Private Premise 27:59.5 The Baby Bottle Fad Is Coming […]

On Today’s Show: Best-of Day! Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy audio/video and news stories BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: A new way to help […]

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 My New Favorite Cult For 2021 1:30.000 The Tit Pig Prepares Poutine 17:20.000 Brawl At The Sporting Tourney 23:56.000 SuperFreakSideshow.Com – Become A True And Honorable Freak 25:28.000 Take Part In Vasectomy Madness! 27:08.833 Making Your Students Fish Out Turds And Toilet Paper 31:08.000 Apartment Doctor Turns Out To Be […]

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Sperming Up Ladies In Need | WATCH The Documentary 2:20.000 A Colubmus Drug Addict Ate a Few Bad Brownies 14:21.333 Your Mic Is On Asshole X 2 19:14.666 Japanese Musical Artist Tries To Sing Smells Like Teen Spirit 25:22.000 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 27:36.000 Dead Mom “Watches” Kids Open […]

On Today’s Show: Introduction 00:00.0 1000lb Sister Update 01:51.4 God Is Burning My Pee-Pee 09:39.3 A Depressing Relationship – Videogamer Edition 14:56.0 A Vegan Just Itching To Say The N-Word 19:18.0 Consider Becoming A Sideshow Member! 24:12.0 Papa John Has Been N-Word Free For Months Now! 25:16.7 Women: Get in The Kitchen. – Burger King […]

On Today’s Show: Sorry, No Chapters/Show Notes Today ???? Voicemail: 206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD)  Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy audio/video and news stories BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: A […]

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Thank You For Joining Creepy Uncle Tim 2:34.000 The Twitter Outrage Machine’s Focus Today: OCD 3:08.000 Gay Meth Porn And Hate Crime Fetish 6:48.000 The Queen Of Vagina Power Is Back – Alexyss K Tylor 13:30.000 Meade Sings About Protecting Confederate Statues 19:38.000 Step Up To The Sideshow! https://www.superfreaksideshow.com 27:28.000 […]

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Tim Henson Vs. The Calendar 2:58.000 The Time Fat Albert Dealt With The Mentally Handicapped 6:30.000 National Anthem Fail 15:52.000 More Attempts At Disturb’s Down With The Sickness 19:08.000 Steve Harvey Tells Us How To Become Millionaires 20:18.000 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 26:06.000 Pizza: The Sensible Breakfast 27:36.000 Flamethrowing […]

On Today’s Show: Sponsor: Adam And Eve – Use Promo Code FREAK – 50% OFF 0:00.000 Introduction 2:12.000 A Large Dildo Has Received Glowing Reviews 3:24.000 Meade Wonders Why Everyone Hates His Music 8:48.000 Meade Misses The Uptopia Of The 1950’s 14:07.413 Another Dirty, Sexual, Filthy Rap Song 19:59.783 I Found A New Great Mashup […]

On Today’s Show Introduction 0:00.000 Masturbation Corn Nut Commercials 1:36.000 Snow Isn’t Real 2:52.585 Streamer Gets A Steaming Hot Package To Unbox 12:20.000 Ode To Abortion 13:50.000 A Man Expecting Weed And Schnitzel Is Disappointed 15:22.000 The Jewish Queen Once Again Shows Off Her Intelligence 17:42.000 A Confession From A Diarrhea Lover 18:46.000 Support DV! […]

On Today’s Show Introduction 0:00.000 College Professor Vs. Deaf Girl 2:02.000 Confessions Of A Teenage Peanut Butter Freak 8:46.000 Anna Nicole Smith’s Finest Acting Moments 22:12.457 Marker 5 28:18.865 How To Support Distorted View 31:04.000 Drinking Urine Will Not Save You From COVID-19 32:29.628 Lonley Masturbation In A Walmart Parking Lot 38:04.371 What To Do […]

On Today’s Show: Name Introduction Texas Is Frozen Soverign Citizens Are Now Water Dwelling Amphibians? Meade Is Creeping People Out At Work Support Distorted View! Sign Up For The Sideshow Texas Mayor To His People: Eat Shit And Freeze You Weak Beta Cucks Why Do Dogs Like To Smell Your Crotch? How Mouth Ulcers Can […]

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 President’s Day 1:57.166 The Shitpig Doesn’t Seem To Care About Cleaning Up The Place 5:28.000 Piss Drinking – The Competition 9:50.000 1990’s Public Access Show Takes Some Calls 13:24.000 Cheese Grating Your Foot 17:00.000 Support DV! 21:52.000 Racist Vs. Blue Asian 23:17.830 Deep Fried Human Body Parts 29:22.000 Digital Blackface […]

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 The Online Sniff Freak Market Is Open 1:32.000 Meade’s First Love / Obsession / Stalkee 10:58.000 Support The Podcast! Sign Up For The Sideshow! 22:17.125 A Fetus Linda Finkle Hall Of Famer 23:26.000 Just Sampling That Cannibal Lifestyle 29:44.000 Why Can’t Women Just Shut The Hell Up? 33:14.000 Be On […]

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 A Listener Submitted Enema Shit 1:56.000 The 1000 Pound Sisters Had Another Health Scare 3:04.000 Jews Vs. Blacks – An Angry Jewish Lady Weighs In 9:48.000 The 10th Anniversary Friday Remix 18:04.625 The Livestreamer Who Mocked A Cancer Girl Is Back! 20:28.000 Sign Up For The Sideshow And Support DV! […]

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Checking In With A Creeps On The Party Line 2:52.000 African Broadcaster Tries To Pronounce English Words 13:06.833 CupcaKKe’s Music Video Is On Porn Sites 16:52.757 Linda Finkle Hall Of Fame Nominee – Fantasy Man 19:00.728 A New, Old Mental Retardation PSA 21:20.666 Support Distorted View Daily! Become A Sideshow […]

On Today’s Show: No shownotes today. Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. The DV Subreddit: Share links to DV worthy audio/video and news stories BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: A new way to help […]

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Steven Asanti Is Back And Grosser Than Ever! 1:45.200 I Want To Be Neenja: The Song: The Game 6:10.000 A DV Healthwatch Update With John McAfee 9:40.000 Another Streamer Fighting With His Mom 11:22.000 Rock Lobster Meets Kanye 21:04.000 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 23:01.220 Trump Dumps Hollywood 24:00.220 Clamp […]

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On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Laughter For Every Occasion 1:43.333 Abusive Religious Step-Dad ASMR 5:16.000 Being Scammed By Two Fake 1980’s Rock Musicians 7:37.333 The Ideal Position To Fart In 19:58.000 We’re All Being Turned Into Mask Wearing Muslim Women 24:00.000 Step Right Up To The Sideshow And Support DV! 25:46.000 Jewish […]

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Financial Wizrd Tim Henson Checking In 2:36.018 A New Sissyboy Appears! 6:31.693 A Sad Lonely Man Getting Scammed By A Hot Ukranian 11:35.333 The Granny Tranny Strokes Back! 22:24.000 I Can’t Do This Without You! Support DV! Sign Up For The Sideshow 27:46.971 Anal Swabbing 30:04.250 Cooking […]

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Sexual Political Gaffes / Speech Issues 2:31.000 Twitch Streamer Plays Madden And Is An Awful Father 8:12.000 Mom Hates Your Slut Whore Girlfriend 10:00.000 Father Of Live-Streaming Bitch Responds 17:07.000 Support DV! Sign Up For The Sideshow! 25:08.500 Let The Prostate Gang Work You Over 26:49.286 A […]

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 My Shit Drippings Have Won The Bidet 1:02.909 Wainbow Bread Remix! 5:06.000 Elderly Man Goes On A “BITCH!” Spree 6:46.000 A Jewish Organization Blasted Holocaust Denial Statements 8:46.000 The Final Frontier Of Sex: Ballgasms 14:38.000 Step Right Up To The Sideshow: www.superfreaksideshow.com 22:38.000 Too Short To Due […]

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 MLK Jr. Day! 1:18.000 Jonathan Niehaus Is Not Attracted To Me 6:39.000 Raining Shit Water On My Head 12:58.234 The Scream Line Is Here For You To Vent And Share Your Anger 15:50.000 Support The Show! 18:30.000 Ham And Glass Shards Hot Pockets 19:42.000 Exploding Pussy Candles […]

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Valentines Day Is Coming Up 2:52.183 Consensual Sex Buzer Alarms 5:39.500 Aphrodisiac Energy Bars 10:16.000 Meade Skelton’s Divine Prophecy 19:08.000 Step Right Up To The Sideshow! https://www.superfreaksideshow.com 26:08.000 A Violent Homeless Man Is Also Boyfriend Material! 27:21.000 A Fruity, Expensive $20 Bill 32:24.000 A Chinese Menu That […]

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 How Does One Become A Scat Freak?? 3:22.000 Fudgie Krinkles 9:28.000 Bullying Houseplants – For Science 11:48.000 Dom Daddy Armie Hammer Wants To Eat Your Skin And Fuck Your Brian 17:58.000 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 25:50.000 Racist Cheese Brand Finally Gets Canceled! 27:10.000 Japanese Toilet Thief […]

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: Today I learned that DV Youtard John Bulla passed away a few month ago! Very little additional information is known, but I thought I’d play a few of my favorite episodes where John Bulla was featured. Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, […]

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Scalping A PS5 Is Hard Work 2:12.250 Meade Skelton’s Alternate-Reality Recap Of The US Capital Storming 7:41.375 A Catholic Mass Gets Political 17:06.000 Streamer Mocks Cancer Patient 19:30.750 Sign Up For The Sideshow Today! 27:06.000 Hacked Locked Cock Cage 29:43.708 The Islamic Apocalypse Cult With The Best […]

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Boarding Up Your Tenants Inside Their Apartment 3:13.625 Qanon Believer Was Shot And Killed Yesterday 7:04.500 A New Intervention Alcoholic 15:20.000 Shame Baiting With Vlad And The Podcasturbation Guy 22:42.887 Thank you Sideshow Freaks! 26:58.000 Dog Digs Up A Dildo 27:30.000 Squatting In A Hospital Room For […]

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 A Brotherly Talk About Ejaculate 1:01.085 Storming Congress 4:47.797 Gooning Out With The Head Bater 6:44.755 Linda Finkle Nominee: I Like The Cum In My Girl 11:54.000 More About My Brady Bunch Song Audition 13:26.833 Analyzing TV Shows To Spot Reptilians And Serpent People 16:10.000 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 […]

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: Name Start Introduction 0:00.000 Santa Is Making Dirty Cameos 3:22.000 Meade Skelton Explains The 12 Days Of Christmas 5:36.000 More 90’s Bubblegum Pop About Computers / Internet 12:16.000 Ballbusting And Tit-Splittin’ 18:08.000 DV’s Year-End Sideshowathon Salesdrive 23:19.333 Jeopardy GOAT Apologizes For Offensive Tweets 24:58.255 Another Child Receives A Sexually […]

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: Name Start Introduction 0:00.000 Santa Is Making Dirty Cameos 3:22.000 Meade Skelton Explains The 12 Days Of Christmas 5:36.000 More 90’s Bubblegum Pop About Computers / Internet 12:16.000 Ballbusting And Tit-Splittin’ 18:08.000 DV’s Year-End Sideshowathon Salesdrive 23:19.333 Jeopardy GOAT Apologizes For Offensive Tweets 24:58.255 Another Child Receives A Sexually […]

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Christmas Re-Crap 1:16.000 I Have Some Sort Of Palsy Or M.S. 6:22.735 A Terrorist Attack Set To Music 9:46.282 The Christian Car-Side Knife Workout 18:31.833 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 25:46.000 Cooking With Snake Eggs / Cum 27:58.000 That Tesla Farted At You 36:06.000 Fan Blades Of […]

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Happy Holidays! 3:46.000 Anti-White College Student Fired From Internship 4:57.250 Boxing A Pedo For His Freedom 13:48.974 Grant Macdonald Music And Remix 22:12.750 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 25:27.777 On The Phone With My Mom 26:13.000 Talking Through An Elderly Persons Buttcheeks 32:03.250 Coach Dave Vs. The […]

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On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 A Fun, Sexy Time With Phlegm 2:59.250 Thursday Lane Is Back And Unintelligible 10:42.000 Great Moments In Brony Cringe 14:04.750 Drunk Girl Does NOT Get In Her Uber 20:05.161 Relaxation Music Set To Alex Jones 21:38.750 Be A Hero! Sign Up For The Sideshow! Superfreaksideshow.com 23:36.994 A […]

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Delivery Drivers Owning The Road 1:52.000 The Pornpocalypse Is Here! 5:26.000 Meade Skelton Vs. Riding The Toothbrush Song 10:28.000 Cricket Player Gets Hit In The Balls For The Third Time 15:44.000 Karen Vs. Karen 17:22.000 Farting With That Stanky Leg 22:10.000 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 24:36.000 […]

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 My Nieces Like The Dumbest Youtubers 2:00.993 Thirst Trap Vloggin’ 5:44.625 Thirst Trap Vloggin’ 7:34.125 Gossip Blogger Cries Because Tik Tok Banned Him 8:15.527 Mister McFeeley Made Children Cry 13:16.875 Living Life As A Rubber Puppy 15:49.384 Support DV! 21:03.494 Superspreading Santa 21:59.199 Texas Just Can’t Rename […]

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: Doing a Best-Of Show today. Sideshow exclusive program is coming tomorrow and I’ll be back this weekend with a show for everyone! Want to donate to the DV xmas gift fundraiser? Contact LVL80CatLady! Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, […]

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: Name Start Introduction 0:00.000 Ladies Getting Off To Tragedy: The Movie. WATCH THE TRAILER! 2:17.857 Mrs. Miller Croaks Through Some Christmas Tunes 8:33.166 Youtard Has A Hatred For All Cities 12:39.666 A Vast Collection Of Plastic Patio Chairs 19:05.323 Support Distorted View! Sign Up For The Sideshow 22:51.666 Target […]

On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Congrats! Your Biological Dad Thinks You’re An Idiot 2:02.000 The Board Of Realtors Has A Song For You About Mask 9:45.500 Prison Colostomy Rape 12:22.750 Cucking The Way I Like It 13:48.000 Tiny Tim Is Back With More STD Related Songs 17:16.000 Support The Show! 23:02.000 KFC […]

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On Today’s Show: Get Black Friday / Cyber Monday Deals On Sideshow Memberships! $50 Yearly! $5 Monthly! The DV Store is full of new merchandise for the Holidays! Go forth and spend! On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Greetings! Sideshow Deals And DV Store Update 2:30.000 The Sounds Of A Deaf Guy Pleasuring Himself 3:20.666 Another […]

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On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Black Friday Sideshow Deals Are Coming! 3:51.963 Of Dead Guinea Pigs And Children Services 4:28.756 America’s Next Top Cock Destroyer 14:26.000 More Audio From The Booty Warrior 19:36.232 Support DV This Holiday Season! 23:50.000 Fresh Meth Sold Here! 25:24.000 Man Rips Down The Ten Commandments And Mauls His Penis 28:39.500 […]

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Tila Tequila Is Baptizing The Neighborhood Children 2:14.000 That Time Right Said Fred Sold Out 10:59.625 Sad Nerd In Love With Cher Llyod Tries To Sing 16:22.000 Woman Screaming McHolyHell 19:38.750 Support The Show! 21:10.500 Doctor Bangs Dudes Wife 23:52.500 A 14 Hour Wait For Fast Food Burgers 28:07.250 Sex […]

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On Today’s Show: I’ve got a best of show for you today. I’ll be back just for Sideshow members tomorrow, and then we’ll be doing a this weekend for everyone. Want to Participate In  DV Secret Santa? Contact LVL80CatLady! Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, […]

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Thanks To The Fine Freaks In The Discord! 1:50.000 The Cock Destroyers Are Back 2:31.500 We Have Found The Shabba-Sheekie Girl! 6:49.500 Parent Calls Teacher Frious Over Election Assignment 13:57.500 Allergic Reaction Porn 18:02.000 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 22:56.198 Dr. Mayhem Masturbates With His Electric Toothbrush 25:20.833 Adult Crybaby […]

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On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 An Amazing Gay Revelation 3:36.000 Woke Video – Women Ask Men Stupid Questions 12:21.682 Red Hot Chili Pussy 18:27.833 Mother Catches Child Trying To Steal 23:10.833 Support Distorted View! We Need YOU! 26:24.000 Yeah, That Kind Of Coon 28:13.166 Pedo-Hunting Has Turned Into a Bloodsport 33:40.000 Woman’s Big Turd Revealed […]

On Today’s Show: Here in America, it’s Veteran’s Day, a national holiday. I use any and all holidays as an excuse to do less work, so I’ve got a mini-program for you today. Enjoy and God Bless The Military Industrial Complex   Want to Participate In  DV Secret Santa? Contact LVL80CatLady! Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have […]

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Election 2020 – The Aftermath 2:07.316 Racist Mead Skelton Is Praying For Trump 14:17.219 Doll Incest Pegging Fantasy 18:50.000 Support Distorted View! 23:46.800 Furries Created An Iconic 2020 Election Site In VR 25:01.000 A Finger Licking Dessert 30:42.500 Caught Walking A Fake, Stuffed Dog 36:09.056 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 37:51.593 […]

Note: Due to technical issues, this show was recorded on Friday but posted on Saturday On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 A New Fat Anthem 2:12.500 Stinky Ass Fetish 4:01.078 Sexy Waterboarding Fetish 9:20.500 A Neighborhood Full Of Screeching Karens 11:48.991 Channeling The  Mystical Unicorn Collective 15:37.000 Support DV! We Need *YOU* 20:56.000 Thailand Has Banned […]

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On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 The Sex Cult Show Is Finally Getting Good 1:55.625 My Poor Investment In Movie Theater Chains 13:30.000 Flash Back To Portal 2 New Coverage 14:09.166 Walmart Employee Quits Over The Store Intercom 19:12.000 Halloween Scares On The Local News 21:11.000 DV Needs A Few Good Freaks! Support The Show 24:52.000 […]

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 The Studio Version Of “Hairdresser” Is Up For Sale 1:46.762 Stairway To Stardom Gay May Still Be Alive! 9:03.000 In Store Credit Card Fraud 11:35.000 A DV Listener’s Dickhole Story 16:22.690 Sign Up For The Sideshow! 19:26.000 Killed By A Cock 20:16.000 Ornamental Reindeer Dick 24:09.166 KFC Chicken Scented Fire […]

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On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Hunter Got A Foot Job! 2:04.000 Wendy Williams Was Near Comatose On Her Show 7:30.000 An Exclusive Dickhole Guy Chat With Debra And Cheryl Merkowski Check Out The Church Of Debra For More Sexy Phone Fun! 11:16.500 Dick Farts 30:18.000 Support The Show! 33:23.786 Wipe your Ass With These Stamps […]

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Female Incels 2:16.000 Life Lessons For The Lowest Common Denominator 10:01.166 Meade Figures Out He’s A Failure In The Music Industry 16:54.513 Classic PSA For Adult Literacy 24:04.972 Sign Up For The Sideshow 27:54.500 Bulding A Devil Mansion 28:53.425 Students Up To No Good On Their School Chromebooks 33:20.000 Fruity […]

On Today’s Show: Introduction 0:00.000 Growing Up On Youtube / Brotherly Love 1:40.000 New Ways To Enjoy Raw, Rotting Meat 11:33.666 City Council Meeting Meltdown 17:48.333 Support The Show 26:08.102 Refusing To Grow Older This Year 27:33.223 Sex Noises Are Ruining One Woman’s Life 34:01.120 Hillbilly Castration 37:08.870 Voicemails: 206-666-4463 / Ending 43:12.000 Want to […]

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ON TODAY’S EPISODE: $150,000 To Look Like A Plastic K-Pop Singer Gay Bukbang Drama A Pandemic Haircut May Have Caused Massive Covid-19 Exposure Drowning Your Child To Death – Twice Having Good Enough Dick Game To Harm A Horse BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Check Out The Amazing Bike Pump Music Channel Which Child Actor’s Music Album Was So Bad It Was Only Released In Japan? A Deer-identifying Trans Woman Is Helping Set Twitch Policy A Governor Gets Mike Hunt-ed Hot Russian Nurse Will Making Pulling The Plug Just a Little Easier Another Butt Injection Disaster […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Trump Is On That Good Stuff Sucking Down Sling-Shotted Semen Filled Condom Introducing A Multi-Dimensional Dream Warrior You Can’t Call Someone A Whore And Not Expect Repercussions Grocery Shopper Making A Stand Against Wearing A Mask Mouth Kissing Strangers While Practicing Social Distancing A Stadium Full Of Sex Dolls BE A PART […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Enjoy today’s Best-Of Show! I’ll be doing a Sideshow-exclusive program tomorrow, but will make up for the lack of new DV this weekend. BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: I Have A Structured Settlement And I Need Cheddar Biscuits Now! Alex Jones Ass Eating Remixes: See Below For Embedded Videos Crippled Children In Heaven Now That’s What I Call An Asian Stereotype 2! The Brethren Of The Accused Has Come For The Clucking Chicken Lady A Very Polite Cannibal Using Fake […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Tonetta Is Making Cum Art Today Bipolar Woman Vs. Officer Douchebag Small Dick Rim Job Ass Sprinkle Surprise Double Rainbow Dude Died Our Second Favorite Televangelist Stroked Out My Ghost Girlfriend And I Can’t Stop Fucking In The BOOdroom, GET IT?  

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: What Did I Find In My Butt? The Erotic Sounds Of Fat People Breathing While Trying To Walk The Wails Of A Wild Karen Growing Thick Beards To Keep Gay Demons Away Which Celebrity Busted His Asshole Wide Open? Your Position Has Been Compromised Due To Your Loud Farting   BECAUSE DV […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: All My Friends Are Dead Or Blind Caren Pens A Blog Post Demanding Ya’ll Stop Baking Bread Another Awful Moment In Local Government Music Videos Virgin Couple Discuss All The Sex They Aren’t Having Area Woman’s Pussy Is On Fire The Toilet Flush Heard During a Supreme Court Case   BECAUSE DV […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: I Unbox A Vibrator Christian Ventriloquism Comedy Albums Bitch Mom Won’t Let Her Son Play With Guns Satan Is a Worm Murder Hornets Are Here To Fuck 2020 Some More Licking Quarters While Waiting For Your Italian Sub   BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The Manager is a Realtor […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Alex Jones Is Ready To Eat Ass. Please Make Some Remixes: Folk Songs of the Mentally and Physically Disabled Televangelist Kenneth Copeland Speaking In Tongues Semen Smoothies The Grim Reaper Is Visiting Florida Beaches Condom Usage Plummets   BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The Manager is a Realtor and […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The Gross Mouth Sounds Of Seafood Mukbanging Threatening Call Center Employees Over 5G Conspiracies Fat Women Feeling Body Shamed Over The Size of Cake Slices Spreading Shit To Save Lives Using Your Stimulus Money To Buy A Lesbian Some Drugs When A Car Tries To Sexually Seduce You   BECAUSE DV GIVES […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: America’s Favorite Heavily Crack Addicted Pillow Salesman CEO Meade Skelton’s Tribute To Melania Trump Work Your Jaw Out To Prevent COVID-19 AI Dick Doodling Trans woman Loses Suite Over Scrotal Waxing   BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The Manager is a Realtor and because of the COVID-19 Pandemic his […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Eating Food, Pruking, And Crossdessing Blowies No Neck Eat Confronts His Lady About Her Ass Breath Abortion And Gays Caused COVID-19 Let The Men Do The Pandemic Grocery Shopping Bathing In Bleach: A Good Goopy Idea?   BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The Manager is a Realtor and because […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Obama, Pence, And Aliens Form An Intergalactic Sex Trafficking Syndicate Fat Hairy Belching Beauties It’s Hard to Concentrate Having Sex When Your Neighbor Is Screaming At You Have Your Toes Fallen Off? You Might Have COVID-19 Getting Naked And Drunk With Corpses   BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Now’s The Time To Invest In Oil Futures Or Something The Mukbanging Drama Queen Gays Are At It Again Shaming Your Son After Finding His Pocket Pussy And Dick Cream Women Are Slobs Frozen II: Kama Sutra Edition   BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The Manager is a Realtor […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Exposing Tragedy Psychic Frauds Not The Good Kind Of Dick Smashing L. Ron Hubbard’s Sweet Baritone Singing Voice Losing Your Newborn Baby Under The Seat of Your Car Home Depot Shitter Spycams BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The Manager is a Realtor and because of the COVID-19 Pandemic his […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Shownotes To Come   BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The Manager is a Realtor and because of the COVID-19 Pandemic his business has, well, fallen off cliff. If you or someone you know is looking for a new house,  get in contact with him. No matter where you live, […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: An For Informercial For Wish-Granting Candles Another Zoom Meeting Fail The Sounds Of a Painful Facial Mask Removal Spooning Out Your Eyeball NASCAR Driver Lets The N-Word Slip   BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The Manager is a Realtor and because of the COVID-19 Pandemic his business has, well, […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: 11 Years Later And Tim Is Still Annoyed With Miracle Whip The Dwarf Cam Slut Has Been Found! Psychic Cloud Manipulation During A Pandemic Spreading COVID-19 Through Farts Floridian Pizza Fraud BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The Manager is a Realtor and because of the COVID-19 Pandemic his business […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: A DV Favorite Wants To Bang His Cousin Deformed Midget Cam Whore White Trash Confrontation Drunk Livestreamer Makes An Ass Out Of Hiself, Gets Clocked Cats: The Movie: The Buttholes Trump Might Pardon Tiger King Joe Exotic BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The Manager is a Realtor and because […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: A Treasure Trove Of Mentally Handicapped Songs I Heard You Like Women With Hairy Asses The Future Of Biometric Security: Anal Print Scans Lysol’d In The Face At Walmart The Sounds Of Panda Sex BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The Manager is a Realtor and because of the COVID-19 […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Shownotes To Come If I Ever Remember To Go Back And Do It BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The Manager is a Realtor and because of the COVID-19 Pandemic his business has, well, fallen off cliff. If you or someone you know is looking for a new house,  get […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: It’s a best of show today. I’ll be make up for it this weekend. Of course I’ll also be back tomorrow for the Friday show.   BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Ode To The Taint Getting Horny Watching A Chimpanzee Licking His Lips The Erotic Sounds Of Kitty Cat Role Play Fetish Letting Your Dog Drive While You Shoot Up Meth City Council Meeting On Zoom Ends In Hilariously Predicable Way BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The Manager is a […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Tim The Financial Advisor Says Dump Your Starbucks Stock Pissing And Shitting On The Sunroof Of A Car COVID-19 Goes On The Price Is Right Domestic Abuse Thanks To Coronavirus Astrophysicist Gets Magnets Stuck Up His Nose Great News! Chinese Wet Markets Selling Slaughter Dogs Are Open Again BECAUSE DV GIVES A […]

Tonight At 10PM (Eastern) In The Discord: A Tiger King Watch Party!  ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Checking In With A Bestiality And Incest Advocate 7 Robot Sex Dolls Is Not Excessive Teenages Can’t Handle The Isolation Of This Pandemic Licking Public Toilets Resulted In Coronavirus Getting Through COVID-19 With Bath Salts And Laughing Gas BECAUSE DV […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Home Schooled Child Learns About Levenge Zoom Videoconferencing Mishaps Joe Exotic: Gay Presidential Candidate / Roadside Zookeeper Wiping Yourself With Shredded T-Shirts Licking Public Toilets Resulted In Coronavirus A Break-In / Double Pooping BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The Manager is a Realtor and because of the COVID-19 Pandemic […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: People Wont Let Me Avoid Them Mini Me’s Sex Tape Features Adorable Midget Grunting Asphyxiation Fetish And Snot Play Audio To Catch A Predator Makes A Dude Piss Himself A Sex Toy Box Also Contained A Rotting Human Head Coronavirus Sex Tips BECAUSE DV GIVES A SHIT: DV listener Matt The Manager […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The Cock Destroyers Are Back To Obliterate Your Boner Grandpa Plays With His Nub White Black Girl and Medical Professional Woah Vicky Sanitizes Herself For The Coronavirus Reymon Suffers A Complete And Catastrophic Meltdown You Can Have Sex With Your Real Doll Without Worries Of Infecting It Consensual Human / Dolphin Sex […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: I Risked My Life For My Sickly Dogs This Just In: College Kids Are Fucking Dumb Bill Gates Sucks Brain Juice Out Of Children Take A Ride In A Crazy Mans Rape Van Release The Cats Movie Butthole-Cut! Sex Toys Are Flying Off The Virtual Shelves   The Pig Man ComethOur New […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Helping Out Freaks In Need Preachers Refuse To Believe In The Coronavirus Grandma Needs Dick Frankie Macdonald Has Some Special Competition Microwaving Money Is Not A Good Idea French People Are Dirty And Gross   The Pig Man ComethOur New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Meade Skelton Maybe Probably Definitely Totally Had Coronavirus Frankie The Weatherman Gives Us Some Tips John Bulla Hates Demonic Shit Splatter Accidentally Buying $2,000 Worth Of Toilet Paper Italy Is On Lockdown And Its People Are Being Rendered Retarded   The Pig Man ComethOur New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Dr. Crust Checks In On His Coronavirus Patients Chinese Man Records Some Hot Coronavirus Audio Porn Porn Hub Has Gifted The Entire Country Of Italy Premium Fucks Flix Released From Jail And Already Stealing Girl Scout Cookies   The Pig Man ComethOur New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Today was my new internet service installation and it took a little longer than expected. I’m posting a Best-Of show today and of course will make up for the lack of podcasting excellence with a W-E-E-K-E-N-D show. Here’s a 10+ year old podcast from 2008! It’s was an extended one, so some […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: My Yearly Cable/Internet Drama It’s A Double Fart Monday! Which Youtard Is A Pedophile? Test Your Drugs For Coronavirus Contamination A Dating App For Those Of Us With Small Dicks Racial Slurs Were Flying At The Shoprite!   The Pig Man ComethOur New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Has Anyone Just Politely Asked The Coronavirus To Leave? Meade Skelton Has Been Censored! Thoughts And Wishes From An Incel Eat a Shit Sandwich To Unimaginable Profits Reason #497 Not To Livestream Your Acts Of Bestiality   The Pig Man ComethOur New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Shownotes to come The Pig Man ComethOur New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded monsters. […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The Coronavirus Is Killing Old People….EXXXCELLENT I Want To Keep The Coronavirus As A Pet Finnish Girls Teach Rapists To Stay Away From Their No No Squares At Thursday Lane’s House Everyone Is Welcome At The Bah-table Scrotal Sac Impaled On A Corkscrew Instagram Influences Suffocating On Dry Ice Licking Dirty Public […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Show Notes To Come The Pig Man ComethOur New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The Hate Is Burning Inside Me Thanks To This Youtube Channel Drunk Gay Man Slap Fights A Mall Security Guard Driving While Senile Flinging Dung and Weaponizing Parrots Left To Die In A Luggage The Pig Man ComethOur New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: A freak in the Discord suggested I replay some of the interviews I’ve done over the years. Since I’m taking the day off (I will doing a make up show this weekend, of course) I thought now is a good time to do just that. BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Bestiality Rock Is Still A Musical Genre Nice Cop Meets Unreasonable Bitch Songs Of The Flat Earth / Song Of Smarmy Liberals Flat Earth Rocket Man Goes Down In A Blaze Of Failure The Legend Of Pudding Pants The Pig Man ComethOur New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Top Of The Show Prank Call From Phone Losers Of America: Check Them Out! Kiddy Fucking Is Just A Gay Thing. Ok. Un-cancel MadTV Or The Husky Gets It Up The Butt Getting Fired From A Liquor Store Is Always A Little Dramatic The Spritz Of Vaginal Juice On Your Neck The […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: DankTim Pukes For DV’s 15th Anniversary Meade Skelton Thinks I’m More Manly Than He Is | MEADE ON BANDCAMP Wendy Williams Says Something So Offensive, You’d Have Thought I Wrote It For Her Steven Spielbergs Daughter Is An Aspiring Porn Star Driving Around With Mangles Body Parts In The Passenger Seat The […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: A Short President’s Day Show! The Pig Man ComethOur New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: A Meade Skelton / Jesse Lee Petersen Mashup Whipping Out Dem Titties In A Display Of Dominance A Rap About Breakfast Favorites The Penis Museum Is Growing Another Botched Ass Implant In Florida Near Dead Catfished Out Of $200,000 The Pig Man ComethOur New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Tonetta In Black Face? Another Example Of Classic Songs Being Turned Into Slow, Haunting, Shitty Movie Music Beta Male Cuck Soyboys Trying To Woo Women With Their Sensitivity Building A Scat Sand Castle To Hide Your Crack Cocaine Spilling The Coronavirus On A Subway Train Shooting Your Boyfriend Over The Thermostat Setting […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Coronavirus Update: Still Fucked Our Favorite Poop Eating Sissy Boy Is Back! Road Rage And Mile High Freakouts The Worthless Art Of Flute Scatting Woman Walking To Toilet Stumbles On A Satanic Ritual Using Soundwaves To Pop A Boner The Pig Man ComethOur New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: A Distorted View Primer On Gooner Baters Gabrielle Chana Is Back From Pubegate Tila Tequila Is Horny For Butt Stuff Staff Is Playing Secret Hitler In The Senate Drinking Beer And Looking At Porn At The Library Sneaking Into Storage Lockers To Dress Like A Little Girl The Pig Man ComethOur New […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Weird Homemade Audio Sex Sounds/Stories/Fantasies Black Country Music Performed By A Coffee County Artist Coronavirus Prank Grounds A Plane America’s First Sex Doll Brothel / Used Sex Doll Dealership Giving Your Old Sex Dolls The Funeral They Deserve Another Coronavirus Prank Racks Up $10,000 In Damages The Pig Man ComethOur New Post […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: I’ve Been Accused Of Hate Speech! Sweet Little Old ME! Crazy Lady Addresses The Vaginal Shit Smearer My Favorite Political Commercial Narrator Is Back Adult Baby Karaoke Rush Limbaugh Has Lung Cancer, Still Denies Connection To Smoking A Majestic Golden Piss Stream Off The Balcony Attacked With Chili Powder In The Pussy […]

Check Out This Free Sideshow Preview I’ve got a new video series for Sideshow members called Uncut. Every week I feature several videos that were planned to be played on DV, but for one reason or another, didn’t happen. Today Sideshow members are getting a brand new installment, but I wanted to share one of […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Soda Companies Need To Stop Trying To Make Cola Coffee Happen Semen Topped Tacos Porn For The Blind, Pornhub Style! Queef Pissing A Condom Open The Butt Burning Bandits Terrorize Zimbabwe Viva La Foreskin Harvey Weinstein’s Dick Looks Like Chewed Up Bubblegum The Pig Man ComethOur New Post Office Box Address! Distorted […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Show notes to come The Pig Man ComethOur New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV discord server! Chat with like-minded […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Aids Meet Ayds, Coronavirus Meet Corona Beer Laser-beaming Your Nutsack MSNBC Lets An N-word Slip Air The Penis Man Is Nabbed And Grabbed Sucking The Cooked Innards Of Bats Sticking With The Raw Testicle Defense The Pig Man ComethOur New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: I’ve got another voicemail show for you today. Sideshow freaks are getting an extended show, so if you want more DV, Sign up for the Sideshow! – The DV store is open and full of new merchandise like this: Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: I Have Phone Sex With Some Weird Men Praying To God That Michelle Obama Is A Man Dating Women Is Hard When You Have To Tell Them Your A Pedo Cockfighting Rooster Gets His Revenge It’s An Extended Show Today! Sideshow Freaks Get Even More DV! Sign up! The Pig Man ComethOur […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The Soothing Melodies Of The Mentally Disabled Old Man Fights With A Parking Garage Ticket Machine Homeless Teen Vs. Adult Schizohrenic Busted For Parking Lot Shits A Hispanic Police Officer Can’t Be Racist If He’s Black…And Jewish. Twerking And Spitting The Pig Man ComethOur New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Agressive Preaching At The Meijer Grocery Store Whoopsie Fart Slips Comedian Forgets To Bring The Comedy | WATCH Dad Mistakes Fleshlight For Fake Vegan Meat Sexy Vegan Bestiality Update Pushing To Hard When Pooping Causes Death The Pig Man ComethOur New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: That time Shane Lee came on DV! Enjoy The Pig Man ComethOur New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The DV […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Listen To The Snow Plow Show Ruin My Good Name – VISIT   Gail Is Mailing Her Pubic Hair To The White House Want A Mind-blowing Orgasm? OD On Benadryl Satan Fried Meade’s Computer Does Porn Legally Have To Be Closed Captioned? A TSA Agent Pretended A Passenger Was a Horsey Set […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Ancient Preacher Has a Few Words To Say Regarding Rape And Labias  My New Favorite Musical Artist- WATCH Drunk Lesbian Pukes While Making Love Pulling A Knife On Your Brother Because He Won’t Share His Pizza Helicopter Pig Drop Shitting Yourself In Supreme Court The Pig Man ComethOur New Post Office Box […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: Yoko Ono Screams And Screeches Her Way Through An Entire Album Incomprensible Dutch Poetry Update: Tila Tequila Still Crazy Batman’s Robin Had A Dick Too Large For Network TV The Nursing Lap Dance That Probably Killed Grandpa Piles Of Vulture Shit And Vomit Are Screwing With Border Patrol The Pig Man ComethOur […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: David Lee Roth Screeches His Way Through A Song Putting The Poo In Poutine The Testicle Jacuzzi Is The Product We Need! Gwyneth Paltrow Has a Pussy Scented Candle Amazon Ships Used Diapers Now One Million Moms Are Going After Burger King The Pig Man ComethOur New Post Office Box Address! Distorted […]

Note: Today’s show is a Best-Of Show. I’ll be back this weekend with a new episode to make up for missing today’s podcast. Until then, enjoy this episode of DV from 2015 ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The Simply Living Road Show! The Creepy 1990’s Pedo Calvin Klein Ads Tim Says You Should Be Ashamed Of Your […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: A Man Makes Dinner Out Of His Asshole The How Dare You Mega Mix The Pyramid Scheme That Makes Fat Women Thing They Are “Fashion Consultants” Death By Baked Beans Th Hitler Beauty Pageant Crowned A Winner Hidden Valley Concussion The Pig Man ComethOur New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The DV Store Is Open For 2019! The Weird Fetish Of Pissing And Jizzing On Food And Then Eating It Adult Baby Goes To The Emergency Room Penis Man Terrorizes Tempe, AZ Cop Pulls Over Man With Cauliflower Dick Woken Up To A Strange Man Sucking Your Toes Be Careful Criticizing Someone […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The DV Store Is Open For 2019! Use Promo Code HOWDAREYOU For 10% Off Your Order! Rescue 911 Was A Weird Show Extreme Foot Fetish (Foot Ass To Foot Mouth) Taking A Look At AI Foot Photos (From ThisFootDoesNotExist.Com) Family Walks Into A Swingers Sexabration Scrotal Sac Attack Methed Out Psycho Carjacks […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The DV Store Is Open For 2019! Use Promo Code HOWDAREYOU For 10% Off Your Order! DV Introduces An Adorable (And Lucrative) Baby Character Bumping Cunts The Craziest Mukbang Involves Dramatic Gays | WATCH A Fecal IV Drip Calling 911 Over a Lost Television Remote Control New Post Office Box Address! Distorted […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The DV Store Is Open For 2019! Use Promo Code HOWDAREYOU For 10% Off Your Order! Christmas Recap / Mom Played Cards Against Humanity Birds Can’t Get Married! Or Can They? Fatherly Love: An Incest Love Story Shit Sliding Down A Slanted Toilet Designed To Annoy You Spreading Weed On Christmas To […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: I am up in Ashtabula, Ohio for the Holidays, so it’s the perfect opportunity for another voicemail show! Enjoy. and I will see you after the holiday! There’s still time to take advantage of Sideshow Christmas deals. And don’t forget to use promo code HOWDAREYOU and get 10% off the Distorted View […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The DV Store Is Open For 2019! Use Promo Code HOWDAREYOU For 10% Off Your Order! Poop Jars And Enema Recycling Looking For Cock At The Bars Died In Minecraft? IT ISN’T NOT FUNNY Keeping Children Thin and Attractive With The Help of Cigarettes Surprise Dog Poop Packages Proving You Didn’t Kill […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The DV Store Is Open For 2019! Use Promo Code HOWDAREYOU For 10% Off Your Order! I’ll be back tomorrow with the Friday show…on Saturday. In the meantime, here’s a clip from yesterday’s Sideshow exclusive podcast. New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The DV Store Is Open For 2019! Use Promo Code HOWDAREYOU For 10% Off Your Order! Can You Use A Grocery Bag As A Condom? Family Dram Through Voicemails Lady Freaks Out Over Proper ID Licking Urinals To Get Out Of Jail Time CGI-ing Smaller Dicks Cleaning Out Horse Smegma Beans New […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The DV Store Is Open For 2019! Use Promo Code HOWDAREYOU For 10% Off Your Order! Another Confession From A Crackwhore A Different Kind of Popeye’s Freak Out The Worst Pickup Artist Strikes Out Again OD @ BK > ER JO Proud Of Your Penis? Don’t Flaunt It New Post Office Box […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The DV Store Is Open For 2019! Use Promo Code HOWDAREYOU For 10% Off Your Order! A Listener Submitted Song Youtube’s Most Hated Alleged Pedo God Enters My Body And Then My Gums Hurt “Special Kind Of Crazy” Does Something Kind Of Crazy Shooting A Child By Accident. Twice. A Hand Drawn […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The DV Store Is Open For 2019! Use Promo Code HOWDAREYOU For 10% Off Your Order! Note: Hey Freaks! Taking a day off but I will be back this weekend with a new episode! The Hardest Christmas Song To Sing Give Your Grandma A Terminator Kitty A New Sissy Trainer Video Female […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The DV Store Is Open For 2019! Use Promo Code HOWDAREYOU For 10% Off Your Order! Twitter Is Just A Big Of Shit Dicks The Internet Has Gotten Its Sticky Hands On Semen Freezing Ash Blasted By Grandpa’s Remains A Man’s Pungent Farts May Wipe Out Malaria The DNA Man Has Come […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The DV Store Is Open For 2019! Thank for everything, freaks! Here’s to 15 More   Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: We’re doing MORE voicemails as I try to catch up with the back-log. – The DV store is open and full of new merchandise like this: Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The DV Store Is Open For 2019! Show Notes To Come   Our New Post Office Box Address! Distorted View PO Box 9575 Cincinnati Ohio 45209 BE A PART OF THIS STUPIDITY: Voicemail:  206-666-4463 (206-66-OH GOD) Have Your Voicemail Played On The Show E-mail: show@distortedview.com – Say hi, suggest news stories, videos, audio, etc. Discord: The […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The DV Store Is Open For 2019! Join This Year’s Secret Santa! Hosted by Lvl80CatLady! Find her in our Discord, On her Twitter Sheet, Or Email her: lvl80catlady@gmail.com America’s Top Influencer Is Back And Saying Nothing The Continent Of Hawaii Is Offended By A Lyft Driver Trans Woman Gets Titty Bitten Dropping […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The DV Store Is Open For 2019! Join This Year’s Secret Santa! Hosted by Lvl80CatLady! Find her in our Discord, On her Twitter Sheet, Or Email her: lvl80catlady@gmail.com What The Hell Is Joe Biden Talking About? How The Chinese Think American’s Date | WATCH UPS Man Vs. Suspicious-Of-The-Blacks Lady Sunbathing Your Butthole […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The DV Store Is Open For 2019! Join This Year’s Secret Santa! Hosted by Lvl80CatLady! Find her in our Discord, On her Twitter Sheet, Or Email her: lvl80catlady@gmail.com How Deep Does This Game Show Network / Commercial Conspiracy Go? God Has Entered The Body Of A Man And Won’t Stop Tickling His […]

Hey Freaks! We are approaching the 15th anniversary of the DV podcast in a few days. Can you believe it? I can’t! This year, I’m offering Sideshow memberships at a really low price with a little bonus. Sign up now and lock in these prices! Plus, when you sign up you’ll grab a promo code […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: We’re doing MORE voicemails as I try to catch up with the back-log. I’m off to NE Ohio to visit with my mom for Thanksgiving, but will be back this weekend for another episode of the show. – Be on the lookout for Black Friday deals on Sideshow memberships! It’s the 15th […]

ON TODAY’S EPISODE: The DV Store Is Open For 2019! Join This Year’s Secret Santa! Hosted by Lvl80CatLady! Find her in our Discord, On her Twitter Sheet, Or Email her: lvl80catlady@gmail.com What The Hell Is Up With This 80’s Nestle Chocolate Bar Commercial? What The Hell Is Up With KISS Folgers Commercial? Shit Vloggers Spitting […]

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