Worst Idea Of All Time Podcast
Comedians Guy Montgomery and Tim Batt review a movie once a week, every week, for a year. Year one: Grown Ups 2. Year two: Sex and The City 2. Year Three: We Are Your Friends. A podcast host by two boiz who have more commitment than talent.
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The fellaz have made it to the windy city – Chicago and are performing in front of a live audience who have travelled far and wide to be part of the adventure. In spite of being in the city that’s home to Ferris Bueller, this has been a truly harrowing watch for the boiz who watched in their a leaky hostel abode. The knife’s here and picking questions, while Tim assembles some clues from the film. Guy wants Miranda's hair and a Worst Idea season two celebrity has made themselves known to The Fellaz via the medium of Instagram DMs.
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Emmanuelle 2 features an unbeatable Frenchman in the kitchen, Balianese cultural dances, coming of age moments and non-explicit sexual content. In this episode we find out Tim knows two ballet positions and Guy knows one more.. The dirty C word (c**tent) is uttered and so is a list of body parts that viewers are treated to in this flick, complete with a disappointing lack of hogs. Acupuncture makes us squeamish and sailors seem like a good way to spend a day. Tim gushes on the soundtrack and visits the hypocrisy of the Bond franchise. Horses are just fast cows and polo should be outlaws. All hail the big propeller!
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Guy and Tim are BACK! 52 watches of Grown Ups 2. Sex and The City 2. WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS. Sex and The City: The Movie. And now we are throwing ourselves into the Emmanuelle series - a longstanding erotic cinematic universe which starts with 1974's 'Emmanuelle' directed by Frenchman Just Jaeckin (honestly). We dig into the difficulty with assessing foreign films, the allure of squash and Guy introduces Boner Patrol - a segment Tim hopes never returns. Also, we explore exactly that goes on in First Class and what IT is WILL SHOCK YOU (it's sex). It's the first step on a brand new season of The Worst Idea of All Time.
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This is the last episode of the ill-conceived fourth season, perhaps of The Worst Idea of All Time itself. Special guest Paul F. Tompkins joins the fellaz in front of a live Los Angeles audience to reaffirm his instruction that Guy and Tim never do any more of this project. The trio wax philosophical on the nature of suffering for art and enjoyment, in intimacy of men’s feet touching and of course, what it means to colour outside the lines. Who’s to say what’s next for the fellaz. One thing is for sure, it’s been a terrible, terrible ride.
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Tim has had too much beer to record a live podcast but has found a new best friend while taking a cab in Portland, Oregon. That's good because he recently lost a friend, The Knife. The fellaz have dubbed themselves Freelance Coalminers. Mattress Pikelet King is a Gray - aliens who assumed human form and took over Hollywood. Timbo and Guyguy try to figure out which of them is Carrie and which is Big in the relationship and the results may surprise you.
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The fellas are live in NYC, fresh off a magic mushroom trip and very long walk through the Big Apple. AND a watch of Sex and The City: The Movie. Guy thinks bats are cool now and feels very smart for doing the merch math. The gals are up to no good this watch, beating up on Miranda again. Timbo and Flash field a few questions from the crowd and share their first kiss.
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Timbo’s fresh off the plane to join Guyguy in New York City and he’s coming in pretty hot off the back of a run in with an 8 year old on the flight. The Fellas go back and forth on whether the Batman was in the right to offer a spare (at the time) seat up to a child but one thing’s for sure – we need some more time for palship. The specifics of why season four sucks are hashed out again and Monty’s trying not to wake up his housemates but IS trying to get in with Tim’s wife. Will it work? Time will tell.
Live shows: NYC 6/23, Chicago 6/24, Portland 6/26, LA 6/28
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LIVE SHOWS: NYC (June 23), Chicago (June 24), Portland (June 26), LA (June 28)
Timbo has been sitting in a bathtub wearing a VR headset and plugged into noise cancelling headphones to achieve a fully immersive Sex and The City watch. The results are troubling. After attempting to counter-act the illness-inducing act of being in cold water for an extended period, he’s overshot and made the water much too hot, creating discomfort and dehydration. He’s knocking over smoothies, burning his body and trying not to faint. Guy, on the other hand, is laughing all the way to the bank.
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In this 47th (not 48th, despite what you’ve heard) watch the fellas discuss Timbo’s future plans for tepid baths and VR headsets, the time old question - splitter vs one-hitter and the comedy stylings of Carrie Bradshaw. Then it’s a deep dive into the narration of our aforementioned protagonist who leads a pack of women hungry for adventure and PEEN. Also, Pierce Brosnan and Nathan lane should be the new Mario Brothers.
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It’s watch 46 and Charlotte is a confirmed xenophobe, again. The wait staff are getting treated like garbage, again. Carrie Bradshaw is a confusingly bad writer, again. However, this time the fellas have the aid of a feminist essay! Timbo and Guyguy try to figure out what Monopoly is and isn’t, the cultural differences between Americans and Kiwis, and how much disregard one should hold for sharing credit card numbers on a podcast.
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The boiz are watching everywhere - they're watching in a Zoomy, they're watching in a room-y. Tim's very tired and booking flights he's not using. Guy is snake charmer now. One thing remains - there are VERY few continuity errors in this movie. HOWEVER TIM FOUND ONE THIS WATCH! Great stuff. You either die the Samantha or live long enough to become the Carrie. All this AND Mattress Pikelet King's face: SEVERE!
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The boiz are coming in hot everyone! Look out for those right-angle erections, unsupportive and yawning podcast co-hosts and a pitch to make this movie 50 minutes long. There's unfortunately not enough shirts to go around and sadly, we've been removed from the social area because someone's having relationship problems. outrageous. Plus, smoking: Why would ya? Come see us live: LittleEmpirePodcasts.com/live
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A 21.5hr phone call, a half-finished poem and a whole lot of sickness. The boiz are not having fun. Guyguy is sick as a dog, Timbo is frustrated with the film and his podcast partner. Some big questions get asked of Mattress Pikelet King, an attempt is made at deciphering the gals’ star signs and there’s plans for Sex and The City: The TV Series: The Movie: The Board Game.
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Tim and Guy started the watch separately and have come together to compare dads. Meat Loaf is under rated. Music is under rated. Timbo's been getting electrically shocked, The Flash has a song in his heart. All told, the boiz have done all in their power to avoid chatting about the movie this time.
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Guy's mum and partner are saddened and frustrated by his constant work on the project. Timbo believes he has the solution to this: Guy must cut these people out of his life. Monty's partner, Chelsea steps out of the shadows to put her thoughts on Steve into a microphone. The boiz establish the wedding guests at Big and Carrie's big day and devolve into a full-throated sledging match.
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Guy is in his girlfriend's childhood bedroom in the nation's capital, recovering from hosting a comedy show for new comics that did not go well. Tim's in the sunken place with the film but it's not entirely bad. However the meat of this episode, is Timbo and Guyguy plotting Sex and The City: The Musical.
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Tim got to watch the film with his wife this time and had a very passable time. Guy on the other hand is worrying his mother by his persistence with this podcast. The boiz chat about their dreams, jointly self-identify as Charlottes and discovering some very angering information about a particular Paddy-endorsed pizza chain.
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Hard to say what is and isn't a new low on this show but either way, things are bleak. Timbo doesn't even know which watch this is. Guyguy is on a kind of holiday in the South Island of New Zealand. Lot of plane chatter. Lot of couple watching. If you're still with the boiz at this point, you deserve a medal.
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"By and large, it was nice having you there" such was the beginning of perhaps, the boiz most contentious episode yet. This 37th watch quickly veers hard into probing questions about forming a romantic relationship with a non-human. Castaway is too long, a lesser known Willie Nelson hit is mentioned and Guyguy is impressed by Miranda's ability to act like a human inside of this film.
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Welcome to the podcast of Guyguy and Timbo, together with you, the Libertarian and sole listener of this podcast to give an entirely positive review of Sex and The City: The Movie. It is a triumph of cinema. Let’s go down some important cul de sacs together and shine a light on MPK. For He is the way, the truth and the light.
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Timbly and GuyGuy are getting too close to the truth now and Zuckerberg is trying to shut the Frosty Fellas down. Turns out Sex and The City: The Movie may actually be satire hitting out against extreme consumerism (but curiously ignoring 9/11). Carrie Bradshaw is taking the piss out of using a Starbucks. And the boiz themselves: They’re out of runway and out of hours in the day for anything apart from this movie. Good thing there’s a delicious bow-tie man waiting for them in the back.
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Recorded in front of a live audience in Melbourne and featuring a new knife! Timbo is afraid Monty resents him. Guy can't shine to his brightest and Carrie's continuing to do battle with her own psyche in the form of Louise. Mr Big is bad at real estate deals, the boiz get a present from a fan who may have fallen on hard times. Plus Fergie, kerfuffles, and a complete existential break down from Timbo.
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The boiz are together in Melbourne and recording on a balcony 34 floors in the air. They contemplate the nature of conversation, the value of older men, the Worst Idea project itself, and briefly, jumping to their deaths. Big has no groomsmen. Tim is on the verge of tears over depriving Monty from hitting the beach. The pair delve further into the Louise Conspiracy and low barriers to high buildings.
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Guy has struggled through a very difficult watch in Melbourne but Tim has stumbled across one of the single most important theories in the history of The Worst Idea of All Time: Louise is not real. She is a figment of Carrie’s imagination, wrought with the guilt of discovering she is a horrible person. It’s Fight Club meets M. Night Shyamalan meets Sex meets a City.
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Tim experiments with his blood sugar out of shear boredom which to the anxiety of Monty, who meanwhile has had a wonderful time on the watch and bails on Tim for a laff. Someone has taken a dumb in a bureau, Carry doesn't know where babies come from and Coat Check guy is part of a grand conspiracy.
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Our old mate (and current Kiss 101.1FM host in Melbourne) PJ Harding joins the boiz for their 30th watch and asks the question; Does going through with this project watch after watch show weakness or strength? The trio try to get to bottom of Steve v Miranda, discuss solo drinking in airports and hotels, examine the food of Sex and The City and share EVEN more personal stories of self-defecation.
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Timbo and Guyguy are putting on their running shoes to chat about… SEX AND THE CITY: THE MOVIE. You, sole listener of Libertarian persuasion, will be treated to hearing Guy as Tim does every episode, through a Skype connection. Monty has a crack at a continuity error, Tim feels bad for Guy getting up at 5am and steadfastly denies that water counts as company. Plus, Harry’s cool sex book: Harry Suits Ya.
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Aussie comedian and broadcaster Gen Fricker is here, revisiting a film she hasn’t seen since the big screen watch at the end of a relationship. Gen gives us the most intense turn-of-phrase imaginable to describe what drawing outside the lines means and the trio discuss the gals are doing nothing for anyone. Gen spearheads a dive into the attachment styles of all of the gals pitches for online streaming continuation of this franchise.
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Tim is sleep-deprived from humidity and a puppy pooing inside. After reaching out on Twitter to broadcast his dismay, he gets a call from Radio New Zealand to check on him (included at the end of this episode). Meanwhile Guy puts forward a fantasy of seeing Carrie and Big staring death down from his penthouse wardrobe and the pair discuss how to get into the movies if you have $10,000.
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We’ve unleashed a plague of mosquitoes in the studio to greet kiwi comedian Mel Bracewell who joins the boiz to discuss dog sexuality, whether Sandy from Spongebob is a woman and Miranda getting the short end of the stick. We ask why/how Carrie is always wearing pearls to bed, instruct Americans (especially East Coasters) to come join the rest of us and bottle your feelings and dig into the difference between Men’s and Women’s bathrooms. Plus, an out-of-this-world pitch from Mel.
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Guy and Tim have had a fight but it’s OK now. The boiz turn to Cosmo's 'Which Sex and The City gal are you' quiz to pass the time. Timbo’s interested in The Flash’s dick pics and acting experience (shout out to the Breaker Uperers) and we enjoy some beautiful haiku poems.
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Guy wants to home in on some script critique on a lack of food critique in the dialogue. The boiz investigate what else Steve has been up to and wouldn’t you know it, Siri is listening in. A divergent path into the Snowden files, an apology from humanity to rats and explanations on how New Zealand sensibilities are destroying cafes and economies await you.
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Welcome to Tim's first ep travelling, he wants to vomit cause Big keeps trying to devour SJP’s nose. We’ve got some readings from the Sex and The City Movie book (which came from the rubbish dump) and much more proof that Big is illiterate. Then, on to the important business of fleshing out the adventures of Rev Chris Noth. Noath? Nowth? What we do know is climate change is simply propaganda from Big Tree!
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Guy is getting fed up with America’s weird date format and Timbo is packing a bong for this special 420 episode. The Flash is effusive with praise to begin with but soon becomes positively irate with his watch-mate not accepting his Coffee Guy theory. There’s stories of careers past in call centres, office crushes, debt collection and a big question: Are Tim and Guy any good at conversation? Hope so!
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Comedian Ayo Edebiri guests on this episode and predicts how the post-American implosion will play out regarding Walmart sofas and their owners. Ayo cracks the case on why Charlotte actually shits her pants, Brady is running in 2040 and the guys reveal they have just one listener: a staunch libertarian. Plus, the incredible career of musician Pink and another exciting edition of Inside The Lines.
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The boys are joined by comedian/TV writer Mitra Jouhari for an episode that has been alternatively sound tracked by Guy Montgomery. Today we discover the fifth girl is Lily, but the sixth girl is NYC BUT THE SEVENTH girl is Hat. Let’s find out about her journey. Mitra puts forward a strong argument for the gals staying in Mexico and Tim puts forward one for why this movie would benefit from being almost an entire hour shorter.
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Writer/actor/comedian Amy Hoggart (Full Frontal with Samantha Bee) does not do stand-up, nor does she sh*t herself. She does however guest on this episode to discuss Charlotte’s abs, Lord Byron's philandering, incestuous relationships and Kim Cattrall's breasts and lack of tummy. Also, did someone f*** a dog in this film?
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Becky Lucas joins us as the inaugural special guest for this season and it turns out she loved the HBO show but has some notes for the film. Timbo is hungover and fresh off a party where he was freaking everyone out by his fireworks-handling and Guy is trying not to get bullied. Mr Big is revealed to be the original Daddy, everyone in this episode is probably too high and Becky shares her very specific fav SaTC gal.
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Guy faces down the duration of this movie and Tim reveals his fear of the Kate Bush classic Wuthering Heights. The boys discover writer/director Mattress has likely never set foot inside a gosh darn cafe in his dang life and we say hello to flesh world. Also Timbo and The Flash get contacted by celebrated Hamilton creator Lin-Manuel Miranda WHO IS IN THIS MOVIE!
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Spirits are phenomenally low in this watch (which comes less than a day after the prior viewing) and Tim is desperately trying to find the least intrusive way to fit this project into his life. Meanwhile, Guy is in Goa, India, surrounded by cows. Some of them, ejaculating. We welcome two members to the BCC (Bum Chin Club) and ask (but not answer the question)L How exactly do you market a podcast?
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Guy is coming to us from Bangalore, India. Tim is outside a live music event featuring Usher in Auckland, New Zealand and facing some troubles from the guards. Unfortunately, this ep is another deep dive into the world of Charlotte’s bowel movements AND Guy’s on his trip in the subcontinent.
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The boys are together and off for a walk in a bird park! Guy ponders whether juice is actually good or bad for you and claims milk is only for children (shout out to @TheBroox on Twitter). The pair explore how we got Brady The Rat King and WHO Steve cheated on Miranda with.
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Tim's no longer good with this movie (or his health) but maybe he's getting a dog? Guy's really pulling his socks up with regards to the project and will NOT entertain the notion of a great glass elevator-style situation in Big and Carrie’s apartment building. Big recklessly throws amount real estate money without a builders report and M Night Shyamalan has some big ideas.
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Look out because Guy be coming on you. Tim shows off his Wild Hogs knowledge and gloats about the fact that he's watched the film non-solo this time, Guy and Tim's wife are doing SOMETHING behind Timbo's back (possibly tasteful nudes and poetry) and then one of the boiz reveals a real twist for this ep. The beef between SJP and KC is explored and it's time for the Biggest idea of all: Samantha Jones' F*** Clinic.
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Guy Montgomery is coming in hot with some positivity after hearing the McElroy brothers will be in Trolls 2. Timbo is chasing that good, good feeling by trying to take a leaf out of Samantha's post-flight fabulousness. Unfortunately, moods sour when it comes to Harry's tie and the Baha Men but at least we can all agree that Steve looks super cute in therapy.
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Fatigue is setting in. Which SaTC gal is Barry Obama? Tim posits that Tiger Woods sh*ts himself on the reg. Guy shares a delightful story about him defecating inside of skin coloured tights. Is Tim a misogynist because he doesn't enjoy women crapping themselves in films? It’s basically all poo chat in this one. Also, this season needs more weed!
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Tim is in power pose with all the drinks, ready for another review of Sex and The City. He's once again broken the movie into bite-sized chunks so he doesn't choke on it. Monty isn't happy with Carrie not getting recognised for her great joke. Charlotte definitely got ebola. Anthony is a wedding gift. What's too big to be a chair and too small to be a couch? Plus, the correct order of acceptable numbers on a volume slider.
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Timbly and Guybo watch Sex and The City just hours after recording the last episode and the reviews are in: It's no good. You simply need more time between watches. Guy self-identifies as a Miranda and takes a trip down Warcraft lane. This episode also has a lot of love for Runkle, Monty giving the vocal performance of a lifetime and the boiz swapping stories about their children.
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Tim has been on his honeymoon and had a three week break from the movie. Upon his return to hanging out with the gals, he discovers the boys have been watching different cuts of the film (maybe?) Guy is discovering Pamplemousse-flavoured La Croix and Big's breeding rats. Some highly blasphemous business pitches are chucked around and we dive into what Timbo has deemed ‘The Deep End of The Pool’.
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Welcome Canadia-dians. In this fourth watch and review, Guy joins a pyramid scheme and Tim becomes a Coffee Guy. But where is THE Coffee Guy? Sex and The City becomes an announced enemy of The State of Tim and we introduce a new friend, Paul. The glossy Hollywood depiction of packing and moving is ripped apart by the boiz and they discuss who Richard Scarry is, leading to an even better question: Have adults simply been doing mindless busy work since the 1960s?
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Our third episode and what have we learned? Almond Milk doesn't work in coffees. Guy loves St Louise's playfulness but little else, AND Tim is renting the movie every watch? Some strong acting from a fur protestor. Who knows if it's good but it definitely is STRONG. Checking in on our future Brady, it seems he’s modelling himself on Bruce Wayne? Let’s see where this goes.
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Tim faces a grand choice - does he destroy his morning or his marriage with Sex and The City viewings? The boys wonder why SaTC2 was made at all, Guy recounts the time he picked up a pretty scary hitchhiker while Timbo downs his brekkie. WHERE IS COFFEE GUY?! Why is string so important to helping crack a conspiracy theory? Who cares, because ultimately we need to congratulate to Jonathon Filey and Dana Robin.
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The boys are back in town. After promising to not return to the Worst Idea format, Guy and Tim are back in the mines. This time, 52 reviews of Sex and The City. In this exciting first watch, Guy has thrilled to see some peen, has extreme issues with Big's fashion and is legitimately touched by Steve and Miranda’s relationship.
Tim can't get over the terrible timing of this film's release, loves Jennifer Hudson's character and welcomes to return of the Runkle Crunkle. Let’s dig in. This is gonna hurt.
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Tim has become openly hostile to Guy because of the project and becomes interested in the hard job of being an audience member at a comedy show. Meanwhile, Guy reflects on the difference between American and kiwi audiences and ponders what would happen if Rob Schineder appeared in a comedy venue he was at. Attempts are made to understand how gifted piano player, Takeru Saito, was selected to participate in this project. Shout out to Tom Furniss and Rose Matafeo’s special Horndog available on HBOMax and Neon NZ.
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Guy and Tim watch Grown Ups (the first one) for the first time ever. Recorded live at Upright Citizens Brigade with a full audience just after the viewing, things get very low energy and tired and depressed. Featuring a birthday boy!
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This special features the Workjuice Players reading a script based on Guy and Tim's memory of Grown Ups 2. Featuring Busy Philipps, Melanie Lynskey, Jason Ritter, Michael McMillian, Mate Micucci, Ardern Myrin, Baron Vaughn, Marc McConville, Hal Lublin and Humphrey Ker.
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This episode of the podcast is Guy and Tim's Question and Answer session at Cinefamily, LA that was conducted immediately before the final watch of Grown Ups 2. A packed out audience of about 150 fans had their opportunity to ask what needed to be asked. Where's the knife? Where's Tanya? Where are the tattoos? All will be revealed. As best as Tim can hear them, here are the questions which were off-mic from the crowd:
1) How are you enjoying Los Angeles?
2) Are you guys as excited about Grown Ups 2 as we are?
3) What do you do in New Zealand, when you're not watching the movie?
4) Guy went to Europe for a month. I was wondering if Tim could give a Mystery Tour as to why.
5) Why did you do this?
6) Given the way you feel about the movie, what do you want us to take away from this viewing?
7) When this is over, what's next?
8) You've seen this movie a lot of ways at this point, but never with this many people or in a cinema so how do you feel about that?
9) Was there any reason why Guy kept falling asleep?
10) When you guys encounter this movie in the wild, like a friend's house or on TV, what's your gut reaction?
11) Do you feel any guilt for the amount of people that are now watching Grown Ups 2?
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Guy and Tim have finally made it. It's the last viewing of Grown Ups 2, exactly one year after they started. Recorded live in front of a soldout CineFamily crowd on Sunset in Los Angeles, California. After a public viewing of the movie the lads have finally seen the backend of the movie. What ensues is an elated, nonsensical final romp through a film that's been a part of the boys' life for a long time. It's time to say goodbye.
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Guy and Tim have taken their camper (thanks Jucy Rentals!) to Joshua National Park, California. It's late, it's isolated and the boys are getting a little freaky. In this episode, the movie appears to have taken a backseat to delightful stories ranging from childhood bike injuries to a very recent adult pant-crapping incident.
We find out what happened to Patty's grandparents and hear some positive words about Braden's acting ability. We're having a WONDEFUL time.
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Against the odds, Guy and Tim have made it to LA. They've eaten some Blaze Pizza and now it's time to tick some other bucket list items off the list; Namely, watching Grown Ups 2 in a Kmart. That's right, the lads have watched the entire film inside of a Kmart and recorded an episode in the terrible, dirty walls of the quintessential department store of yesteryear.
Guy's approaching unattended kids, Tim's distracted by all the fantastic colours and products on offer. It's almost the end of the nightmare so get in while the getting's good.
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Fresh from the table read of the script Guy and Tim wrote from memory being performed in front of 150 people in their hometown of Auckland, the lads immedately went home and chucked on the movie for the fourth to last time ever.
It's 2am. It's an emotional podcast this week, Montgomery is mainly waking up for most of it and what is exposed is a raw, unguarded side of a man who is so near the finishline he can almost taste it. Voices are croacky, spirits are mixed and Guy and Tim are just trying to live every moment.
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It's finally here. The commentary nobody asked for, in which Guy and Tim provide an audio companion to your watch of Grown Ups 2 (not recommended) or simply a super-extended edition of the podcast to be enjoyed by itself (barely recommended).
A rich tapestry of story telling, questionable facts and unbelievable facts about the making of Grown Ups 2. Witness two friends driven to madness by their 40th watch of a movie made by professional comedians who no longer cared about what they produced.
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Just what comes of two men when you sit them in front of Grown Ups 2 for the forth dozen time inside a year? Apparently, it's sour relationships, lots of singing, lots more swearing, rumination about their self-imposed prison and chats about the mighty Haast Eagle.
If you weren't worried about Guy and Tim before this episode, you swear as hell will be now.
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Guy and Tim are on the road again, the road to watching Grown Ups 2. With just 5 episodes to go - the boys' mental sanity appears to be at an all time low. The boys momentarily become German tourists, Tim reminds everyone that Stone Cold is in the movie and there's a serious questions asked of the co-hosts' parents. Plus a confusing toilet paper themed shining light and a beaut of a Steve Buscemi Mystery Tour. And you know what else? You do not mop tar seal.
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Guy and Tim are joined by their friends and NZ comedy people Dai Henwood and Josh Thompson for an extended guest episode. In the Grown Ups 2 arena this week, the boys hit some familiar terrain such as Kmart, product placement, racial stereotypes and a perceived lack of plot. Plus some curveballs get thrown, including why does Principal Tardio makes no moves to avoid getting paint dropped on him and quick drying deer piss.
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Guy and Tim are back and they're suprisingly upbeat! Far from the nightmare depression the pair experienced in the last episode, both lads are back in action and armed with notes aplenty! This week, G and T continue to guess at what happened in the first Grown Ups, the Braden Warlock Theory makes a reappearence and we all find out how to spell our favourite brand in the film!
Monty's impressed with the soundscape, Tim is taken with David Spade's dramatic chops and Patty's got jaguars! #BlazePizza
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It's the first day of 2015 and in New Zealand, a wonderful summer day has gripped the whole country. But Guy and Tim aren't at the beach! Or even a park! They're indoors, watching the movie again and BOY is Tim unhappy about it (again). One of the lowest ebbs in the project so far.
Guy stages an intervention to deal with Tim's drinking (which he does to deal with the movie), a book club of sorts breaks out midway through and you'll be treated to two kiwi men struggling through the 44th watch of a movie while hung over. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
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Episode 43 of the podcast was recorded on Christmas eve. Guy was in New Zealand's beautiful South Island, near his family home for the holidays. Tim meanwhile was still in the North Island, interrupting wrapping presents and drinking beer with another watch of Grown Ups 2.
They recorded the audio separately while speaking on Skype, with a view to stitch it together at the end. However Guy's laptop crashed, leaving the finished product as a solely one-sided (and rather drunken) wonder through the movie by Tim. The boys decided to record another podcast immediately after and that is epsiode 43. But this is the first, failed attempt. This is the coal in your podcast stocking.
Why anyone would listen to this is beyond Guy and Tim's comprehension. But someone asked for it...
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Twas the morn before Christmas
And all through Tim's flat
Nobody was home
And he was down with that.
He drunk beer after beer while he watched Grown Ups 2
While his friend Guy Montgomery was watching it too
But alas, the lads were apart for their viewing this week
And over Skype, using computers, did the boys online speak.
And Tim had had beers, too many to count
And Guy was in the South Island, next to a Mount!
So they watched and they chatted and it all turned to shit.
So they tried once again to record and, HEY! This is it!
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Guy and Tim attempt a new method of 'reverse-advertising', Paddy Shwartz has a new name! Most importantly however, Tim has drunken entirely too much gin the night prior and is suffering the consequences. Chris Rock is on form with his PR blitz and the lads are following the wake. Tim gets punchy. There's also an ocelot guitar solo. Enjoy!
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Tim is distracted by a blackbird, Guy's had enough. But picking up the ball and running for the try line, the lads bring back the chat. Critical analysis of Adam Sandler's latest masterpiece this week extends to a dissection of the child actors' careers on Grown Ups 2, a review of the gym that features in the movie AND one pro gender equality move on the film makers behalf. But the real question is... Do they have Grown Ups 2 extra Tayna this week? Only one way to find out.
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Guy and Tim have watched the movie 40 times now and this time, they've recorded an audio commentary. This isn't that audio, it's the episode they decided to record AFTER the commentary. Was it a good idea to do an episode after the commentary? You be the judge.
The lads try to nut out how to get to LA, Tim needs caffeine, Adam Sandler has some comfy footwear and if you want some Paddy - you WON'T be disappointed.
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Guy and Tim are joined by beloved kiwi journalist David Farrier. This week: Tim has to buy a $250 T-shirt; enthusiastic letters from fans, some Insane Clown Posse, rampant capitalism and more Paddy Shwartz! Also, physics, CGI animals, #instagramchat, more defence of David Spade and what's the deal with cross-dissolves?
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Guy's back and more awake than ever. He didn't go to sleep for the whole movie this time! And he's bringing the Paddy Shwartz noise! Facts on where Paddy works out, where Paddy eats and more! Plus the age old question: Would you eat a placenta? The boys also fondly remember Sandler's hit comedy song 'Piece of Shit Car' and a bygone era of Napster and Limewire.
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This epsiode the podcast has taken a turn. The boys decided to record during the last half hour of the film, while they watch the remainder of the party scene play out. Plus Guy has decided to fall asleep during the first hour of the film. Luckily, a plucky Tim is attempting to pull the pair back from the edge of dispair in spite of not just a tired co-host but also people on the internet trying to cease the project.
An depth discussion on Paddy Swartz and Miley Cyrus' rumoured romantic union, a shout out to all builders and an intro prodived by amazing comedian and musician Reggie Watts awaits you!
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Oh no, Guy is very upset. First at the prospect of seeing Grown Ups 2 36 times since the start of the year, then because Tim is trying to shoehorn dental jokes into the podcast. But it's ok, because there's a lot of questions in this episodes. Questions like, 'How large a town could the frat boys realistically overthrow?' and 'Do Americans really talk like on the phone to each other?' and 'Does Guy's dad listen to this podcast?' You may, or may not get the answers by listened to episode 36 of The Worst Idea of All Time.
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Penny Farthings, got em. Hypothetical yet lengthy discussion about a deer dying in the front yard of the main character? Yup. Appreciation for Stone Cold Steve Austin's pronunciation of 'sack of potatoes'? Almost present. Plus, Guy's musings on the pom and ceremony associated with modern professional sports and Peter Dante sings the hits!
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In all their excitement, the lads forgot to do this guest segment with Dominic Corry. So here it is.
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Guy and Tim are joined by New Zealand's greatest film reviewer and connoisseur of terrible comedies, Dominic Corry. In an authoratitive and wide-ranging conversation the three lads cover the Netflix/Sandler deal, the strangeness of Adam Sandler's mind and what it's capable of creating and Rob! Schneider. Plus a new big scam involving the movie (kinda).
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Tim Lambourne, New Zealand television and radio personality joins Guy and Tim for a lovely wee watch of the pearl of a film, Grown Ups 2. Lambo shares his stories of American frat boys, Guy notices an amazing post-production edit to mask a big muck up and Tim delves into the potential use of a little person used as a stand in for one of Sandler's kids.
Most importantly, the boys delve into the recently announced four movie deal Sandler has struck with Netflix and suffice to say, they're not happy about it.
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It's 1:30 in the morning, do you know where your children are? Guy Montgomery is asleep on the couch at Tim Batt's flat. Tim is watching Grown Ups 2 again, trying not to cry. What ensues is a discussion about life and death, 1970s soul singers, paintings of tigers, the possibility of being an All Black and Grown Ups 2. All your favourite bits are here, The Shining Light; The Steve Buscemi Mystery Tour; Paddy Schwartz Party Time and so much more. Cherish these moments.
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Guy and Tim engage in an adventerous and barely conprehensible watch of the film. Welcome and apologies to all the new listners. There is a Clint Eastwood impression to look forward to. Not a lot else. This episode is recommended for seasoned Worst Idea listeners only.
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Guy and Tim have descended from the giddy heights of last week's episode to analyze the film in brutal detail. There's singing, there's a new segment and there's questions about what may have happened in Grown Ups 1! Also look forward to the boys attempting Arnie voices as part of the Paddy Swartz, Party Time segment. So much going on, hurry up and listen.
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In this episode of the podcast, bare audio witness to the complete breaking down of Guy and Tim's mental function. This is the first epsiode of the podcast which had its hosts asking whether or not they should release it after it was recorded. Guy and Tim have decided they should release it as it would be against the spirit of the project to without an episode. So enjoy it, with our sleepy co-host Nick.
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Guy has triumphiantly returned from Europe and guess what? He hasn't slept. Not barely a wink. But he's joined by a pretty positive Tim Batt and together they've ripped up another watch of this fine piece of cinema we call Grown Ups 2. Topics covered in this ep include (but are not limited to): Paddy Schwartz Party Time, the pace of Hollywood, love interests AND the acceptable length of an intermediate school ballet recital. Enjoy!
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The second podcast recorded in one night, Tim's 27th birthday but this time AFTER watching the movie. And boy has it put the aforementioned podcast co-host in a shitty mood. While Tim is feeling sorry for himself and doing some soul searching about what it means to spend the last hours of his birthday alone in his room watching Grown Ups 2 for the 27th time, Guy is just too darn exciting by the Edinburgh Fringe Fest to be brought down by the movie and regales us with tales of a terrible gig as well as questioning what you should do if you're a drunk off-duty cop at the scene of a massive backyard brawl.
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We're back and catching up. Due to internet issues (discussed on the podcast) Guy and Tim have recorded this ep a week after our last watch.
In this ep, Guy and Tim discuss the nature of Scotland's nationhood, the availability of K-Marts and how to tell the difference between a continuity error and clever character writing. Also, Guy gets his genitals out in public, Tim is celebrating his 27th birthday and the boys have their largest falling out yet!
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Rose Matafeo joins Guy and a whisper quiet Tim on the 25th watch of Grown Ups 2, throwing some much needed positive perspective on the project. That positivity though, stops well short of any kind of praise for the film. On the contrary, Rose is so disappointed by former comedy juggernauts and what they've been reduced to by participating in the hot mess that is Grown Ups 2.
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The lads have now clocked up two dozen watches of the film and the mood is high. Tim is punchy after several beers on a Friday night (NZ local time) watch and Guy is still enjoying his holiday abroad but being crushingly brought back down to earth by having to spend 101 minutes on Grown Ups 2 again. Conversation ranges from the movie, to politics, to civic rights icon Rosa Parks to nature of comedic references themselves. It's an interesting listen but as always, it's The Worst Idea of All Time.
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It's the middle of the night in New Zealand and Tim has to keep his voice down for fear of waking his flatmate, because Tim is one of two men who has to watch Grown Ups 2 again. The other is one Guy Montgomery, an intrepid ex-pat kiwi who's currently in Copenhagen.
This week, flauting of rules results in Tim looking up the Internet Movie Database while the film is playing, to hilarious results. Guy's travels through Europe continue and Denmark sounds fabulous. The movie, on the other hand, still does not.
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The boys are back. Monty in Berlin, Timbo in his new abode. The stakes have never been higher. The boys are on the cusp of world records here (probably). And who just bought a projector to watch the movie for the next 30 times? Well, that would be telling.
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Guy continues his march through Europe. Tim is moving house. Nobody is happy. But the boys have been brought together by that gem of a comedy flick Grown Ups 2 one more time (and will again 31 more times). On the agenda today: eye styes, Beethoven symphonies and the huge fight scene from Adam Sandler's indisputable worst film.
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Plauged by technical errors and conflicting time schedules the boys finally found time to watch the movie simultaneously on Skype with each other and record the podcast. Guy is coming to us live from London town on a beautiful crisp British Friday morning. Tim is depressing using his Friday night to watch Adam Sandlers paycheck sequel one more gosh darn time. Nobody is particularly happy but then, that's not the point. Is it?
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It's the last episode before Guy goes to Europe and the mood is low. Guy and Tim have watched the film at night in bed together after a couple drinks. Observations this week range from Guy's flatmate Max needing to clean a pan to Guy's flatmate Max being a snappy dresser. Also, a fun activity ensues where the boys try to identify what each movie would be like if is focused on one of the other lead characters instead of Lenny Fader.
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Guy and Tim are back with beers, pizza and a new lease on the movie they're putting themselves through watching 52 times. After four weeks, the lads have resorted to counting up every line of various characters and replacing the movie's soundtrack with music of their own choosing. A discussion on Apple, IBM, mushrooms, LSD, friendship, Europe and some of the film's deleted scenes are awaiting you.
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In this edition of the podcast, Guy and Tim do a little role-play. Guns are discussed. The delicate subject of necrophilia is apporached and the question is finially asked: How many times do you need your characters to talk about a critical plot point to set up your ending? It's three. The answer is three times.
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It's Winter, it's Queens Birthday Weekend. The stage is set. A roaring fire. A glass of red. An apple crumble (made from scratch by Tim). The lads have set in to discuss Grown Ups 2, a recent near death experience of Guy's, the radioactivity of bananas and Tim's brand new knife.
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Guy and Tim have watched Grown Ups 2 again. They drunk- beers. They've eaten Shewsburys. They've been thinking about the film and lots about things that aren't the film. During this epsiode, they're eating Fruit Bursts and discussing the theme song from St Elmo's Fire. Great stuff.
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Guy and Tim are back at it again and there's no guest to hide behind, no special format to break up the monotony, just a straight, back-to-basics watch of the movie. The vibe is a little grim however Guy endevours to invent new ways to absorb the movie to increase enjoyment and the gents ponder a few future episode ideas. A discussion of A-class drugs, the nature of intellectual orientation and The Simpsons features. As per usual, Sandler is a terrible man, Becky is great and don't watch the movie.
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Guy and Tim are struggling to hold on so they've brought another special guest into the fold: This week, British Comedian, multiple world record holder and Commodore of the Royal Navy, Tim FitzHigham. Also, as part of the NZ International Comedy Festival, the boys have recorded the epsiode live in front of an audience in downtown Auckland at New Zealand's only full-time comedy club, The Classic. Enjoy. Somebody should.
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Guy and Tim have done a double hitter, back to back watches of Grown Ups 2. And they've got special guest, UK comedian James Acaster in the studio. A thorough analysis of the how the film might have come to be is investigated and Tim's mental state is rapidly deteriorating.
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Guy and Tim are in Wellington facing technical issues and a comedy festival. But in spite of all these trials and tribulations the boys have pressed through with another viewing of comedic shit fest Grown Ups 2.
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DOUBLE DIGITS BITCHES! They said it couldn't be done, but guess what? Guy and Tim have now watched Grown Ups 2 once a week for ten weeks in a row. To spice up and celebrate, the lads introduce the rules and fallout, for the GROWN UPS 2 DRINKING GAME! Enjoy their suffering.
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It was the worst of times, it was the worst of times. The boys are at their wits' end and the light at the end of the tunnel is still an incredibly long way off. Tim and Guy attempt to temper their depression by visiting the reviews from actual film reviewers and struggle to come up with a Shining Light moment this week.
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Fresh from a weekend of film making in the 48Hour film competition, Guy has convinced Tim to do the podcast sleep deprived and with a room full of friends on a Sunday night. They don't join us for the podcast, but their spirit certainly comes through this episode. With a renewed vigour and thirst for adventure, the lads' morale has never been higher. Tackled this week - a new theory: Adam Sandler only wrote half of a movie...
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Tim and Guy are back and more miserable than ever. Having watched another 101 minutes of the god awful Grown Ups 2, the lads have also instituted a new 'no phone' rule during the movie. This has had dire consequences on morale. This week, Guy's dark reading of the ice cream scene, a new theory from Tim and the studio is falling to bits around the two of them. Join in!
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We go further down the rabbit hole with regard to Hollywood accounting, Guy receives a phone call from his mum and Tim floats another conspiracy theory related to the film.
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This week, Tim and Guy attempt to drill into the accounting practices of Hollywood, animal cruelty on screen and also attempt to name five characters from the film. One thing is clear, Tim and Guy's relationship is growing strained.
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Guy's found a way to digest the film; Alcoholic ginger beer. Also discussed Guy's childhood, Tim's musical information nobody cares about and we dig into Sandler's rich film history. Also, Shaq features as one of our Shining Light moment. Also, hotcakes.
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It's awards season so we discuss the 8 awards Grown Ups 2 was nominated for. We also go deep on the purpose/justification for this damn movie. Also, a new segment is introduced called Shining Light.
We float an idea for episode 25 and evaluate each others mental health as we cross the 300 minute mark of watching this hot mess of a film. Also, a delicious croissant.
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A discussion on the talented Jon Lovitz and his role in the film, the strange ballet recital scene and the best analogy for this film. Also, a revelation that this entire podcast is simply a ploy by Guy for his own gain.
Soundwise, we're sounding echo-y as all hell but at least you can hear us both this week. Better next week, promise.
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Production note: Apologies for the terrible audio quality (especially on Guy's voice) - had some technical issues but it'll be better next week.
Welcome to our first attempt at watching/reviewing Grown Ups 2 (2013), the $80m comedy which garnered 7% on Rotten Tomatos. The film features comedy greats Adam Sandler, Kevin James, Chris Rock and David Spade. We will be watching the movie each week and bringing you a review each time. Pray for us.
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Tim and Guy are joined by Australia’s sweetheart, comedian Michael Hing (whose show is on right now in Melbourne: tickets available here). The three sit down for a round table discussion of Emmanuelle 2001: Sensational Pleasures. Hing is shocked and appalled at the partial nudity featured in the soft core porn film and seems to have believed soft core porn to solely feature clothed actors. Tim and Guy both did not enjoy the movie. George Lazenby drops by to graciously receive a podcast porn parody idea where Tim and Guy suck and f*ck each other. Grim.
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This review of the failed 80s 3D Raiders of the Lost Ark rip-off Treasure of the Four Crowns serves as payment to Alice for services to TWIOAT. This movie has it all –magic, snakes, four crowns. The villain in this kids movie is a cult leader who looks suspiciously like Rasputin and the hero is some random 40-something dude who enlists the help of an alcoholic and a retired circus performer with a weak heart. It is BAFFLING how it didn’t perform better at the box office.
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Guy has been on childcare duty which puts a real damper on watching pornography. Tim has been cheating on the podcast by guesting on shows. Emmanuelle however, is up to her old tricks in Emmanuelle 2000: Jewel of Emmanuelle in which she is revealed to be a diamond collector. The Mind Control Device made of plastic (or opal) and a flashing LED bulb is revealed to have some technical limitations (sorta like a cellphone, I guess?) and the guy who played The Sultan in Emmanuelle in Paradise is revealed to be a talented and multifaceted actor. The pesty George Lazenby is here, as per usual, and he is doing some questionable stuff with giraffes at the local zoo.
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Our friend Maureen is trying to get the fellaz on #TaskmasterNZ, we've got a hot new theme song and the podcast feed is an absolute nightmare on iTunes (and everywhere probably). Someone’s trying to hit Tim and Guy up for either drugs or a job in NZ and either way, they’re here to help!
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Emanuelle 2000: Emmanuelle In Paradise features kidnapping, three distinct countries surprisingly filled with white people and a vast amount of milk. In a satisfying turn, the boiz found an English version to watch this time and it’s a good thing because now they finally understand the shitty flashy heart jewelry device.
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Let's not kid out ourselves, this Friendzone exists so that we all may enjoy the fruits of Chris A Rock's labour. Hope y'all like Paul Blart pitches.
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Tim and Guy sit down to watch the second Emmanuelle 2000 film 'The Art of Love' however only a foreign language TV edit was available. No matter, we've got a busy Boner Inspector, a heist and a crisis of confidence from Monty. Hard to say what exactly is going on in the movie but crucially, the lame ass jewellery remains.
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This Friendzone features a detailed fusion of the Sex and the City 2 universe and the Grown Ups 2 universe thanks to Sarah, a true multiyear/degree journey with recent Ph.D grad Amber and some nightmares with Nathan who falls asleep to the poddy and has started dreaming about Tim and Guy. The Sex and the City script stream was a huge success and is now available to all at worstideaofalltime.com
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Guy and Tim enter a new frontier of Emmanuelle – that of Emmanuelle 2000. The fellaz have chosen a difficult to source film, presented in a difficult to digest way. With a Russian audio track dubbed on top of, (though slightly out of sync with) the original English, it’s a little tricky to figure out what the cheap plastic flashing heart jewelry and minidisks are all about. We learn the reason George Lazenby is the world's greatest listener; Has a 49-year-old boner he simply cannot get rid of and there is a notable rise in oral sex.
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Please do NOT ask the boiz how long they've spent watching bad films and recording their discussions about them because it's a bit of a bummer. We got a bunch of book recommendations from Monty and Tim would like to know your dreams! We hear from some friends who might be alergic to running, friends who have little knives and some friends who have named their pet lizard after Guy and Tim.
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The fellaz have arrived at the end of the Emmanuelle in Space series and you know what that means - Time to revisit the entire series via one lazy final chapter made up of 'flashbacks'. Guy would like to see what happens when the aliens bring sexuality back to the homeland, Tim wants a Theo spin-off. Jim Carrey is a full on dude and George Lazenby.
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Aussie comedians Demi Lardner and Tom Walker are here and they are confused and absolutely disgusted by Emmanuelle In Space 6: One Final Fling. The food play is back with a revenge, we're switching out key actors and there are eyebrows on a guy's back. It's all a bloody mess but we're treated to some brief philosophical musings on the human condition, so we got that going for us.
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WOOPS - This Friendzone is appearing OUT OF ORDER but hey, it's Worst Idea, amiright? Tim and Guy have a think about the year ahead (cause ya know, they recorded this a month ago). We hear from our friends who have gone through a lot of Mr Bean movies, a lot of ads from various military organisations trying to recruit you through our show and a lot of waiting for more Til Death Do Us Blart.
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Emmanuelle In Space 5: A Time To Dream is on the menu today and the fellaz a la frost are asking; Is this movie where Christopher Nolan found his inspiration for Inception? In this one we got a genie, a highly punchable man, and a distinct lack of comedy. George Lazenby stops by to pitch an incredibly creepy porno though sadly, this film is nigh on impossible to masturbate to.
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Tim had to bury a hedgehog - awful. Guy’s car got stolen - briefly. But who cares? For 2020 is dead now and we are being rewarded with a 348 page erotic fiction starring Timbly and Guybo. Monty’s still on his BS regarding sandwiches and people want to know if the fellaz are ACTUALLY friends. Our friends are awesome, and they are you.
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We got him! Daniel Sloss joins us for the final watch of Asian Momma, Mexican Kids. Sloss takes us through the technical rationale for the 45 minute runtime and his outrage at being passed over for a Netflix comedy slate that turned out to contain this special. Guy and Tim try to decide if it was Scheinder’s mate David Spade who had to give notes or Dane Cook who gave him two big thumbs up.
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Tim gets a haircut and finds a guy pissing on a tree. Guy is at a low ebb which may or may not be assisted by a singalong of Kansas. Without a guest, the pair are left to dig into the mechanics of Rob turning his genitals into an ice cream Sundae and frankly, it’s just not enough.
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Rose and Alice join the boiz for their fifth (and first, respective) watch of Rob's special. Rose would like to discuss (and defend) the accent work and Rob's self-doubt which is on clearly display. Rose performs a deep and sympathetic psychoanalysis on Rob's attitudes towards women and sex. When you’re done, why not check out Alice Snedden's Bad News.
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Tim needed to go outside so is recording from what (in)correctly may be described as a patio but it didn’t stop this watch f***ing up his day. In this viewing, Rob cuts off his young daughter and our hosts review a review of Asian Momma, Mexican Kids. The fellaz also get in the weeds of Sandler's jobs programme in Hollywood and Tim would also like to upgrade Rob's singing to OK. Guy would like to correct Tim's pronunciation of Vibrato.
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Self-confessed Schneiderhead Joseph Moore - a man who has watched Rob's special three times now, joins us as a guest for episode three version 2.0. This was recorded well after we had completed this entire season of Overlooked and Undercooked. With this much knowledge, Joseph is able to pitch a gritty reboot of Deuce Bigalow and explores whether Mitt Romney attended this live special.
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Welcome to Overlooked and Undercooked: Season 3. In lockdown, Guy and Tim decided to watch Rob Schinder’s Netflix special Asian Momma, Mexican Kids marking the first time that the fellaz have put a comedy special through the ole Worst Idea treatment. Monty finds some relatability with Rob’s ‘Dick in sweatpants’ joke but has no love for his ‘Mother-In-Law Molestation’ bit. Tim is shocked at the appearance of both a classical pianist and a blood relative enlisted to fatten out the sub-50 minute show.
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Welcome to a Friendzone that was originally broadcast LIVE to the internet with VIDEO (on Patreon). It's not live anymore though. In this exciting addition - People are bettering themselves, Hugo is going door to door to pursuing a career in the culinary arts, and the fellaz reveal a little background context on the infamous TWIOAT YouTube pilot! We cannot escape CATS (2019) and Guy is getting confused for the other Guy in Aotearoa New Zealand.
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Alice Snedden (Boners of The Heart, Alice Snedden's Bad News) joins the fellaz for some good ol' fashioned porn watchin'. It's time for Emmanuelle in Space 5; a movie experience that elicits a fantastic basketball flavoured adult film based on a real life moment from Alice, a furious boredom at the lack of genitals on screen and Tim's steadfast belief that film crew have traveled the world to capture this stock footage of international landmarks. We also have a porn mystery that needs YOUR HELP to solve and Guy doesn't understand what commercial radio is.
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Comedian Chris Parker joins the boiz as this season's first guest to discuss childhood adult film consumption habits, jam sandwiches and a friend's famous trip to the Gold Coast for DVD procurement. Bad Guy also stops by to try and copulate with the film itself and Tim is trying not to vomit with the constantly rotating shots. A hot scene with a matador and a woman alien earth companion for Emmanuelle in this one all adds up to a pretty sexy time.
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Emmanuelle is back in space for the second time and Guy is, once again, in peak physical condition. Tim is not however. They're united in one thing though; A superiority of Australia as a tourist destination. In this caper, we're introduced a man named Dirk (think Mel Gibson meets Jay Leno) who runs The Pleasure Palace and get a more in depth look at Theo. Speaking of accom, the fellaz also discuss an establish in Roswell, New Mexico that Monty stayed in.
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Emmanuelle is American and in space and we couldn't be happier. No dubs, no subs; Simply an Emmy-award winning Director working under a pseudonym in the hopes of keeping their porn and comedy careers separate. A tale told in the present tense (THANK YOU) that barrels along and a stand up comedian playing Emmanuelle make for the easiest breezes in the franchise. Plenty of mystery though, such as Who is Theo? And, why won't he collect his toast? George Lazenby pitches a porno starring his very long underwear and Tim loves a soundtrack described as not even approaching music. An altogether enjoyable viewing and listening experience.
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Get yourself a Dickmove album for Christmas. Guybo and Timbly have both been doing stand up comedy shows and they've got some hot new Simpsons merch. What are our friends up to? Glad you asked. They're making podcasts called Chekhov's Cock and they're recommending Portland hotspots called Movie Madness.
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Guy knows lots of things Tim doesn't. Where does the wind come from? Where does the wind go? Is there only one bit of a wind or is it always different wind? Tim loves trees. Do you ever think about trees? Lord of the Rings had moving trees called Ents. Better call the Boner Inspector because Guy has a crush on Emmannuelle - a woman living the glamorous life of solo travel. Ultimately though (spoiler alert) nobody got a boner.
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The Frosy Fellaz are tired and relaxed in this year of our lord, 2017. Tim's new microphones are gassy as heck and Glen Campbell is keeping us all company. We hear a few bits of correspondence for the first time and a couple for the second - as per! Guy runs us through his beautiful morning routine and the boiz are given an opportunity to name a strain of cannabis.
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Tim reads old mail again but that's ok! We hear from Irish friends and Scottish friends! Canadian friends and New Zealand friends. A friend writes in with their own boner patrol from when they got too stoned at a swingers party and we're introduced to the Stamp Test, a medical exam to test for erectile dysfunction. Monty blows the lid on the epicentre of cocaine and polyamory in New Zealand and a relationship is in peril after someone shushes their partner during boner patrol.
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Guy provides a very efficient plot recap of a movie with a dead friend from a silly car crash and a man falls in love with a sculpture. The fellaz question whether Macy Gray put sand on her Weet-Bix and why don’t Sanitarium don't pay tax. Johnny the Guitar came and went.
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Sigmund F***, the world's best psychoanalyst for FEMALES is in this episode and he's not very good at his job. Guy floats a new podcast within this podcast, hosted by George Lazenby called 'Listening with Lazenby'. The boiz learn it is harder to watch porn at 10AM on a Tuesday than it used to be at midnight on a Friday and wonder if Lazenby and Syvlia have made other passengers sit through their horny memories and now are screwing in first class!? Speaking of, God - the omnipresent Japanese man flying in first class is in every scene but also underutilised.
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Tim and Guy have released this episode toooooo late for their country's cannabis referendum but recorded just in time for a neighbour's chainsaw! Timbo's household got a new dog, Tui. After school programmes with limited DVD collections, documentaries on video game designers and Reddit users abound in this glorious zone for friends. Mates. Pals. You lot.
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The movie is called Emmanuelle's Revenge but it is actually George Lazenby's revenge, after listening to Emmanuelle tell a mountain of anecdotes it is his turn to tell some horny tales from his time in World War II! Emmanuelle is picking up scarves in aeroplane toilets, a butler named James does what no butler in the franchise has done before (has sex!) and there is a very well put together phone sex scene. Will there finally be a boner to inspect? The lads also sexualise kangaroos some more for good measure and Tim recounts the halcyon days of producing breakfast radio and mainlining Alex Jones as a spry young 22 year old man.
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Emmanuelle is in Venice for most of this skin flick but then we're in India for the last bit for no reason. We've got maids getting whacked and George Lazenby getting fresh airplane towels. We've got dramatic church bell synths AND a butler who just wants the weekend off. But most importantly of all, we have an extended conversation between your two beloved hosts about which members of the animal kingdom are the most romantically alluring to them.
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It is past midnight and Guy and Tim are hanging on by a thread. The boiz are split between Auckland, (where Tim has a full house with a new puppy and a baby visiting and you better believe he's cooking big dinners at 2pm) and Arrowtown (where Guy is with his dad, reciting vegetables to Guy's mum to figure out what to cook for dinner). Ethan from Bangkok nails the tone of the project, we've got huge The Male Gayz fandom and a big fan of the boys who listens while commuting on their push bike. Louisiana Tim is a scary look-a-likey observed by Brandon and Jack Hall is writing from August 18 2020 and asking for Monty Senior to get on the pod. Guy, however doesn't want to watch porn with his dad.
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This time the Frosty Fellaz have driven down to the water at a local beach (slash effluent outlet) to watch yet another softcore pornography - this time from inside a car but with a nice view out the front windscreen. Tim lists the domains he's purchased over the years, importantly including BlazePizza.co.nz and the Boner Inspector has nothing to see this week for our first non-canonical Emmanuelle. A former Bond makes his first of many forthcoming appearances and there's a bit of bird watching. As for the movie? There's some weird stuff including a kickass band and a lot of food.
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In this beautiful Friendzone, we've got an in depth analysis of Real Rob and Rob Schneider's relationship and representation of Buddhism; Insecurity about a lack of Ph.D from a gloating South African listener and a $100 offer for Tim and Guy to spend some quality time with 1984 sensation C.H.U.D. A Chicagoan native puts out some love into our theory that it is absurd Home Alone 3 doesn't address or acknowledge the existence of Michael Jordan's Bulls at the absolute peak of their powers and Rufus is like a cat - he is inside, he's outside, he is all over the bloody shop!
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Cards on the table, Tim got too stoned for this watch and is struggling HARD to make sense of not just what happened in the movie but exactly which movie he watched. Was it Emmanuelle's Love? Possibly but there is a real lack of evidence from the movie itself. Guy tries with all his might to focus Tim and the boiz discuss the financial deals that are an important backbone of this movie. Questions abound regarding identical twins, how Emmanuelle uses her potion and whether Wheeler from Captain Planet is in the mix. Sylvia Kristel and George Lazenby are on a plane for time immemorial and the foodplay will not relent.
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Guy and Tim have watched Emmanuelle 7 (1993) and it is a terrifyingly accurate portrait of the future OR of movies about the future (The Matrix, 1999). This movie has it all; VR, sex, othering people who aren't white. Tim is convinced one of the male stars of this film is New Zealand's own Antony Starr. He also firmly believes a Christopher Reeves lookalike has been cast. Meanwhile, Guy has trouble eating a delicious mushroom sandwich while being voyeuristic. Sylvia Kristel returns in a nonsexual role.
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Grab your trumpet and a glass of frosty milk from online TWIOAT celebrity the Broox and join us for the Friendzone 104. Guy and Tim have been hitting the snow and our friend has got their Steve Buscemi's and their Jeff Goldblums mixed up. We've got a Brit providing empathy to an Aucklander about their lockdown and Guy is a scenester?
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Emmanuelle (as played by Sylvia) is replaced by a new Emmanuelle! Same mind in the body of a twenty year old virgin. Meanwhile, Brazil sure looks nice and travel anywhere looks amazing! Remember watching people give each other cunnilingus while a samba class rages on next door? Good times. Tim likes calling body parts privates and can't stop thinking about the Matrix, and Guy sets up a body swap fantasy for Tim, in which he takes himself to Rarotonga to set up a fish and chip shop that is just doing okay. Lessons from this film: Two directors is probably too many. Three dimensions is probably too many. Crumb your fish while you've got the ingredients.
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It's time for some Memento style story-telling because they had to swap actors for the star of the series and we, the softcore audience need a retconned explanation! A Shining Light in record time involving a horse telepathically communicating with the viewer and phantasms! There's a lot of rubbing and caressing but (as you'd expect) no pene and no movement on Boner Patrol. The production of this particular Emmanuelle is pretty freaky, featuring multiple directors and a key question - Is this interesting? Plus an exploration of the limitations of male fantasy by Guy's partner.
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The boiz are back in lockdown and Tim's smashing No Man's Sky while on LSD - a solid recommend! Rob Schneider is on the radar and we've got a question about Metal music. The Hugger Bunch is floated as a viewing option and both Guy and Tim are pretty freakin' terrified by it. A check in on Tanya from all the way back of Season One days and a massive shout out to friend-of-the-pod Rose Matafeo's recently released Horn Dog on HBO Max!
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Guy's got a big problem with this skin flick and it's a lack of CONTEXT! The boiz have watched the fifth Emmanuelle for the fourth episode because the fourth one, it kinda tricky to find. Enough about that - it's time for some non-sexual fingernails on backs and a brand new Emmanuelle leading lady, plus a 'genius' director. Truly this movie has it all planes, trains, generals and free-spirited women. What does Tim think about 5G? Only one way to find out, LISTEN! #SubsOverDubs4Eva
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"Goodbye Emmanuelle" is a relationship drama featuring the Neal Breen of 1977 and both does and does not start with a bang. We get a scrotum in this one but sadly no shaft. We try to figure out just what kind of architect is Mr Mrs Emmanuelle is. We meet a very fun character who claims his wife was eaten by a shark and discuss Elvis Presley's lack of ability to tour abroad, plus #FreeBritney! People who paid to get off in the cinema for this probably feel short changed because what Guy wants is a travel show. In short, this movie sucked.
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Tim and Guy welcome you to try and figure out what a radius is. And diameter. And the other bits. Timbo picks the wrong tone of voice for a heartwarming message, a friend watches WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS the best/worst way possible. We dive back into Mr Big's Big Book of Ideas in a huge way. And we get some tantalising behind-the-scenes info on Doolittle and CATS (2019).
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The VelociPastor (2018) is a triumph of filmmaking for Writer/Director Brendan Steere. It's a whole 75 minutes and it's a whole movie. A movie about a man. A man who is a pastor but soon then after, also a velociraptor. Tim and Guy troubleshoot and discuss the movie, Pigmy humans, Mark Zuckerburg's juicy ass and whether you should kill pimps and murderers when you’re a dinosaur.
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Welcome to the 'zone everyone. It's time to open a big book of ideas, remember some incredible meme videos of yesteryear and catch up with Timbo and Guyguy. Today we also hear from friends who have cousins in Grown Ups 2! And a discussion on himbos - something the fellaz know nothing about!
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We did it. We all did it together; 100 Friendzones. To celebrate, we invite you to crack open a bottle of bubbles and enjoy some messages of support from some friends including Paul F. Tompkins, Amy Hoggart, Justin McElroy, Ben Acker and more. Letters of support and love and derision. Stay tuned till the end for a big announcement on Season Five.
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Director Raja Gosnell and the ghost of screenwriter John Hughes overcome the thwarting of YouTube.com and their repressive live-streaming rules to bring you the Director's Commentary for the Blu-ray of Home Alone 3.
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Guy and Tim are back in the same room for the first time in a long time and frankly, it's a beautiful thing. The fellaz are still going toe-to-toe with Home Alone 3 and discussing the finer points of Jelly vs Jam. A decision is made to make Jeff Bezos as rich as possible, as quickly as possible, and then end him. Guy finds the best actor in the movie. A new addition of Stuck With Stuckey and we find out where Langley is.
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The fellaz do the math on Worst Idea in totality and try to figure out what the podcast should be able to do by this stage. A pal of the pod, David Correos weighs in on this film (and loves it). Some fantastic eye acting from Alex in this watch and you simply can't put this kind of pressure on Karen (or can you?!)
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It's lucky number seven on the Home Alone 3 watches and Tim is not having fun. America has an incredible issue with their bread. The fellaz tuck into a new episode of Stuck With Stuckey, then discuss Beefhouse, Full House and ultimately Aunt Becky going to prison. Guy is very critical of the Chicken Pox make up on this film and Tim breaks down the budget for Home Alone 3.
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Tonight we gonna party like it's Friendzone 99 - CAUSE IT IS! Ya boiz have been reading like a pack of nerds and shout out to Eamonn Marra's 2000ft Above Worry Level. Also shout out to Kiera's BIG HONKING $200. And to Guy Mont-Spelling Bee and to Tim's HAPPENING live streams. And most of all... TO YOU! xo
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Tim and Guy ponder what would have happened if they had never stopped watching Grown Ups 2. Tim and Guy have a heated debate about whether Home Alone 3 is a feminist text or not. Is Brady going to team up with Brady the Rat King? And how WELL is a donkey doing to have sex with horse?! Also, Tim introduces Stuck With Stuckey.
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Hey, guess what? Tim lost his audio so it's up to you to use your IMAGINATION! This episode's audio is available for download here: https://www.dropbox.com/s/sf4s7sy1125r93e/TWIOATES05.mp3?dl=0
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Guy outlines how Home Alone 3 came into being and there were MISSED OPPORTUNITIES, y'all. We're worried about the marriage of Mr and Mrs Pruitt Apple, and suburban Chicago's top sex therapist, Mrs. Hess. Plus a chat about level of violence and prevalence of guns in this family friendly flick.
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Tim ate a chicken but it's okay cause the chicken was basically a fascist for a bit. Guy tries to figure out what nationality the badies are. According to Guy, the technology in this film SCREAMS Tim Batt. Wrist cam. Microchips. More laptops than a Neil Breen movie. We chat about whether Sony is till a good brand and if we're allowed to speak ill of Steve Jobs. Guy remembers seeing an old man almost perish at a performance of The Curious Case of The Dog In The Night and Tim HATED the Green Day musical. At least we can all enjoy the beautiful sound of a boy hitting a pillow.
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Tim and Guy rip into the film's soundtrack and specifically, dig into the briefly-lived pop punk band, Cartoon Boyfriend. Guy makes the argument once again that Home Alone 3 is a feminist text and Alex's dad is the worst salesman his company has ever seen. The fellaz explore the possibility that Mrs Hess is an absolute sex machine. And is John Hughes an ass man?
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Welcome to another ill-fated season of The Worst Idea of All Time. This time, Tim and Guy are watching Home Alone 3 every three days for as long as they're in lockdown. This is the first Home Alone movie not to star Macaulay Culkin and Tim is not happy about this.
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Bit of a big announcement at the end of this one so stay tuned till the end! The boys are doing well; Tim's eating porridge and a friend directed Guy in a movie that he doesn't remember starring in? A fantastic dad is going Worst Idea method on a film with his teenage daughter and now HATES THE MOON! Also, if you met Guy and were worried you weren't cool enough, rest assured - you f***ing are!
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Lockdown Friendzone with a plus one! Guy’s partner, filmmaker Chelsie Preston-Crayford joins us for the Friendzone (watch her film Falling Up here if you’re good with watching something beautiful and a bit intense). Guy’s taken a pro-book stance and is apparently, suddenly anti-COVID. Meanwhile everyone’s thirsty for CATS (2019)’s buttholes and we’ve got ANOTHER fantastic PhD student to throw on the pile.
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What is this a crossover episode? YES! Fellow Little Empire podcast Cult Popture and The Worst Idea of All Time watched 9/11 movie starring Charlie Sheen. The whole thing is a bit of a hot (but low budget) mess, although Tim didn’t think it was altogether that bad. Who will emerge cancelled from this crisp one-hour review of a movie that bit off more than it can chew?
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Hey man, fuck you folks - this movie full sucked. It's a quagmire of terrible story, corporate intrusion and unbelievably bad decision-making across the board. Hoisting a whole film's story on an emoji? Dumb. Putting it on the 'Meh' emoji? Insane.
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It's 1996 and Hulk Hogan is a big, big star. Jordan Belfort is a film producer. And a young girl named Mila Kunis has just landed her first big screen role. Now it's 2019. A devastatingly hung over man named Tim Batt and his airport-dwelling pal, Guy Montgomery attempt to unpick the convoluted plot of a film involving four different mad scientists, an orphanage and, for some reason, quartz crystals.
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Guy would like you know that the Lamont Landers Band rules.
What happens when you take a human billboard and plop him inside a Christmas movie where Santa goes to jail, a 16-year-old runs away from home and ad exec John R. Cherry III just wants to get paid? The opening is a Coke ad, the man is potentially a coke addict and all I can think about is a certain coke plot at a certain airport by a certain other Tim. This movie is warm piss. Not overly offensive but nobody’s asking for it. Enjoy our third edition of the Christmas Treehouse Festival of Shit.
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Jamie Lee-Curtis? Sure! 3/4s of a scene dedicated to Tim Allen not wanting to donate to charities on Christmas? WHY NOT! This is a movie brought to you by the mind of John Grisham(!) and starring a man who thought it'd be a brilliant idea to do a massive coke trade inside an International Airport. It also featuring Worst Idea's own Arden Myrin, fellon Felicity Huffman and Ghostbuster Dan Aykroyd. Plus that old yuletide trope, a woman dying of cancer. What’s not to love?!
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Matthew Broderick and Danny DeVito are engaged in a suburban pissing match, the likes of which Massachusetts has never seen before. Some dickhead (Broderick) is gearing up for a a family-focused tradition Christmas when another dickhead (DeVito) moves next door and makes it his mission for his house to be visible from space.
Here's some other people who are in this movie: Kristin Davis, Kristin Chenoweth, Alia Shawkat, Fred Armisen, Jorge Garcia. Outrageous.
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Jesus H Christmas - this latest (final?!) instalment in the Breeniverse is a doozie. This time we've got double the Breen and half the sanity. The big BreenThemes™ are well and truly on show as we deal with an alien(?) transhuman(?) AI(?) semi-human pair of twins - one good and one evil, but both BREEN. We battle through 90 minutes of 'film' while Breen goes back to battle with the banks, Government and lawyers (I guess?!) Look - the whole thing is a fucking mess. Enjoy. We didn't.
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Hard Ticket is the pinnacle of 80s cinema. That is assessment of your frosty fellas. This movie stars four Playboy bunnies, one bazooka, a soap opera icon, and a snake infected by cancer-ridden rats. Truly, it has it all. The film doesn't make a whole lot of sense and it that's okay. The characters talk about 'doobies', it's got a badass 80s soundtrack and a man inextricably rides a skateboard while doing a hand stand. Why it missed an Oscar nod, we shall never understand. 10/10
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Welcome to the 90 minute (or 91 if you watch the French version) Gary Oldman internet-loved treasure, Tiptoes. It's a movie about little people. It's a movie with a lot of stars. It features possibly the most abrupt ending in cinema history. Timbo and Guyguy dig into family dynamics of Matthew McConaughey coming from a family of little people and hiding it from his partner, Kate Beckinsale. Including his brother, Gary Oldman. I mean... Just how? You know?
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Holy shit - what is this movie?! The fellaz don't know but they sure loved it anyway. What an amazing 1 hour, 19 minute gift from the Patreon pals - This 2004 time travel movie is as confusing and dense as it is beautiful. Aiding the exploration of this complex sci-fi is the fact that Timbo and Guyguy are recording in a car on their way to LAX at the end of their USA tour. Will the boiz figure out the plot? Will they miss their highway turn offs? Only one way to find out!
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What happens when you get a tonally confused movie about a dying, genius 11 year old who gets French kissed by a drunk Sarah Silverman, but Guy only watches the first hour of it? THIS FREAKING EPISODE. In what could be described as a coup for the boys, we get treated to a film with real actors, a real story and real stakes. Doesn't make it good but it makes it GREAT compared to all the other pieces of trash the Club provides. *Not featuring Cate Blanchett
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Your boiz have dived head first into a crazy loss-generating comedy (hold the comedy, thanks) about a small town boy turned porno star. It is an interesting ride. Christina Ricci is in this movie. So is Richard Gilmore (from Gilmore Girls). So is Nick effing Swardson in fake buck teeth. Timbo and Guyguy turn themselves inside out discussing this film, this genre of entertainment and the world at large that created this flick.
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DC Cab aka Street Fleet is a beautiful piece of 1983. Mr T? Check. Gary Busey? BELIEVE IT! Bill Maher? Sure, why not?! This is a movie of a different era and it is jolly good fun. Low stakes, crazy antics and about 100 different characters solely existing to bring laughter and light. Timbo and Guyguy are SO GRATEFUL for this OASIS in the desert of relentless Sex and The City watches. THANK YOU xoxoxox
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A love letter from Timbo and a somewhat scathing critique from Guybo on the matter of 2002's Van Wilder. This film has a special place in Tim's heart but that is not enough to elevate Guy's true ambivalence for this piece of early 2000's cinema gold. Incredible stereotypes, terrible acting from Tara Reid, problematic jokes and the undeniable charm of Ryan Reynolds await you.
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You maniacs couldn't decide on which Christmas-themed movie we should watch so WE WATCHED BOTH! Kirk Cameron's Saving Christmas & Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa.
Saving Christmas is Kirk's earnest and Christian attempt a convince his even more earnest and even more Christian co-star, named Christian, that modern Christmas is an earnestness Christian holiday.
Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa is a project starring Nancy Cartwright and Mark Hamill that defies description and belief.
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You absolute monsters. By popular decree Tim (and sort of Guy) watched Jersey Girl and Gigli back to back. It was not pretty. These Bennifer vehicles are poorly remembered in the halls of cinema history and the boys found out why. While Jersey Girl is pedestrian and slightly annoying, Gigli is confusing, offensive and downright disgusting.
Enjoy your democracy.
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Take Ben Stiller, Vince Vaughan, Jonah Hill, Richard Ayoade, $68,000,000 and put on a very low heat. You've now made The Watch, a decidedly mediocre 2012 film about a neighbourhood watch group taking on an alien invasion. It's fine!
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Universally considered the worst animated kids film to ever be released to the cinema; Foodfight! A $75m budget and 10 year long production period could only deliver 90 minutes of PS1-era visuals, an indecipherable plot and sexual overtones wrapped in the greatest marketing opportunity for large corporations which unfortunately failed to materialise. Please watch this film as soon as you can. The mentioned website for the film (via The Wayback Machine) is here: http://web.archive.org/web/20060421111622/http://www.foodfight.com/FF-flash.html
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Tim and Guy have been separated by world events but they are together FOR YOU. Guy is trying to outrun his friend, Tim has created a new streaming webshow (Facebook.com/ThisIsHappeningShow). Some great support for the CATS (2019) mini series, Ph.D holders get in touch with the fellaz and we also get the feline goss from a cinema-worker. We also hear a totally heart-warming letter from a new mum.
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Sweet baby Jesus, this was a curveball. Take a fantasy rom-com, add a dog, subtract a soundtrack and you're halfway to figuring out Love On A Leash. This film is brilliant and recommended to all.
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WOOPS - recorded this a month ago and forgot to upload it. The dudes are together in a studio where they can smell each other's farts. Does Sandler deserve all the money he gets? Can TWIOAT episodes exist in a dream? The fellaz get the inside word on Hot Air Balloons and Paul Blart and Guy's podcast series HOSTING (which you've probably already heard). Some big ole donations and lovely messages.
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What's with dragons in movies? Tim and Guy CANNOT stop singing songs from CATS and rank the CGI'ed animals (the monkeys were great). Tim pitches a prequel to Dunston Checks In. Guy wants Marvel to chill out on the muscles and Tim wants fat and skinny X-Men! Also a definitive explanation of why The Wild Thornberries was a better execution of the Talks-To-Animals format than this movie.
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Turns out getting high before the film makes it better. We discuss two amazing characters, Jeff (Geoff?) and the dancing monkey. Tim unveils an incredible theory tying a family tree together and Guy shares disappointingly missing parts in the film that ARE in the trailer. The wastage of a ship has really captured the boys' imagination. Guy explores how it is that everyone agrees this is bad. Tim digs into the not-so-hidden-colonial themes.
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The fellaz take a surprisingly long amount of time to start talking about Dolittle after their first watch of the Robert Downey Jnr epic. Discussions on cinema temperature and how nice it is to be in a dark room eventually makes way for disappointment at everything in the movie that comes after the intro cartoon. We learn not to mess with Disney and Guy reveals his juicy inside info.
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Guy and Tim are on their way to a day of Dolittle and they’re very excited for an anticipated train wreck of a film. On the way in to the cinema, the boys share a discussion on Short Men's Rights and Guy has inside insight into Robert Downey Jr's press junket. Take your shoes off, buy a popcorn and enjoy.
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Strawberry fields forever, plans for the ultimate wedding and a sad farewell. All good things must come to and end and just so, all good hosts must speed their guests safe to home. In this final episode, Guy and Carlo learn that friendship conquers all, no matter the cost, no matter the casualties. Keep on hosting, keep on riding, keep on living, baby.
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The forgotten history of Basketball, the satisfaction of self-directed tours and the true meaning of hosting. They say there are no enemies at the bottom of a bottle shared; even the greatest wrong, the vilest slight, the most vicious blow can be forgiven, if we open our hearts, to love. Guy and Carlo find that just a revenge is best served cold, friendship, is warm welcome.
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A trip to visit Lady Liberty herself. Carlo believes the New York City ports are an approximation of Sydney harbour because the boys took a ferry to visit the Statue of Liberty. It is clearly not modelled on York - perhaps instead it should be called Harbour Town or New Harbour Town. Guy and Carlo discuss possible new names for New York and Carlo is blown away by the size of the Statue “Very tall”.
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How to eat a horse, the origins of Seinfeld and one heck of noise from a human being, they say there’s always magic in the air on Broadway. Guy and Carlo have stared deep into the pit of despair, the yawning maw of human suffering from which no light, nor joy escapes but the stars are always brightest from the bottom of the well. Sometimes, you have to walk through the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune to realise that fortune itself is a matter of perspective.
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The progress of a nation, the passengers of the RMS Titanic and a huge update on the fate of Guy and Carlo’s excellent prank, the city of New York certainly does not fail to deliver. Only through hosting do we understand the vulnerability of the guest. Only through being a guest do we understand the responsibility of the host. Only when we understand both halves of the equation can we truly learn the true meaning of hosting.
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The Empire State Building, Charlie and the Chocolate Factory-style sleeping arrangements and a prank that might just endear Guy and Carlo to their American friends, only through a shared understanding, a shared goal can the ill fates of yesteryear be repaired. Only through community can the horrors of the past be forgotten. Guy and Carlo have seen and done some terrible things to each other but maybe, just maybe, they’re finally starting to see the world from the same side of the coin.
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The beauty of American-made sandwiches, the power of lists and a hilarious prank involving a very special ring, Guy and Carlo are reunited in the Auckland of the North, New York City. A new city, a new hemisphere, two antipodean friends on the wrong side of the globe. Might bygones stay bygones? Can the magic of hosting create a new, stronger bond of friendship? Can something beautiful be forged in the fires of the city that never sleeps?
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Guy and Tim are falling to bits, their bodies are failing them. But they encourage all men to get their prostates checked. The fellaz’ friends are checking in and reminding them they don’t have to keep punishing themselves (but they will). We have gusto! Sponsored by MeUndies. Well, not yet but maybe one day.
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The frosty fellaz got themselves a camera and are testing out a new way to bring you into the zone: Crispy video. (Video available to all Patreon supporters).
Enjoy garage chat, damp banter, electric facts and sub-par Dr Phil impressions. We also hear from our beautiful friends - friends with Ph.Ds, friends who are doing better than they were, and friends with the middle name Jelf.
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We end as we have begun. Just Tim and Guy. Minus about $400. As the boys round the end of this perilous journey (dressed in shabby rented cat costumes) they ponder the effect their daily watches have had on the box office success of CATS (2019). Some true upsets in the Jellicle stakes and Guy has damaged his eye. This was a regrettable endeavour.
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Comedian Guy Williams aka G Dubs joins the fellas for their sixth (and his first) watch of CATS (2019). Musical fan Guy W finds himself in the incredible position of defending the movie as good and expounds on a self-defence against accusations of being a bad man with a long-winded and non-sensical hypothetical scene of Ronald McDonald taking a shower. The trio explore the racial dynamics of the film and celebrate James Cordon’s performance once again.
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Comedian and self-confessed Cats fanatic Brynley Stent did NOT join the fellas but has seen CATS (2019) separately and she has some notes on the film! Bryn educates the boys on the wafer-thin plot of the original musical and why that’s a good thing. She also dreams of being the world’s first female Skimbleshanks. Meanwhile, Guy is entirely focused on a disappearing CGI tap shoe.
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Musical comedy superstars Two Hearts are Laura Daniel and Joseph Moore. Today they are also two-time CATS (2019) watching moviegoers. In a packed group session featuring Tim’s wife and Guy’s partner plus our musical comedy guests, Joe’s wondering if the rest of the audience also have podcasts requiring them to come to the film. The Rum Tug Tagger is in the crosshairs, Tim doesn’t know what a pound is and Laura can now understand the horrifying and disgusting decision to keep the human hands.
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Filmmaker/journalist David Farrier (Dark Tourist, Tickled) joins the fellas to see CATS (2019) for a second time. His initial screening resulted in a drunken tweeted review that went viral, and landed Dave in trouble with the film’s NZ promoters. Dave is no friend of musicals generally; They creep him out. What’s up with the three names that cats need? We don’t know. What we do know; Taylor Swift’s dad had a BIG impact on this movie.
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Tim and Guy are nestled in the roots of a large tree in the beautiful Auckland domain. This second watch has drawn the fellas into the world of CATS (2019) like a cinematic siren. Leaving the horrifying CGI and confusing storyline at the door, the fellas have been left to enjoy the spectacle of this star-studded $100... Spectacular? Guy canvases some fellow CATS (2019) watchers and Tim feels very bad for Dame Judi Dench.
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This is the first time your dear brave Jellicle fellas set out to watch CATS (2019) at the cinema and they’re just trying to figure out what the f*** is going on here. How big are these cats? Is this CGI technology just an Instagram filter? Tim makes a fast enemy of Rebel Wilson and begrudging fan of James Cordon. This promises to be one hell of a ride.
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This is My Week With Cats, a reunion of Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery on a cinematic journey that pits the pair against daily watchers of CATS (2019) – a film that cost $100m and is on track to be one of the critically and financially unsuccessful films of the decade. With a glint in their eye and open heart the Worst Idea fellas are ready to tango with Andrew Lloyd Webber’s strangest creation.
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Here we are, hung over Timbo and a very friendly Guyguy. It's been a minute and we've got some beautiful letters to share. We've also got some devastating news about Monty's mate who was supposed to join a great American Roadtrip. Today we're hearing from an Ol Lang Syne celeb-adjacent listener, a big fan of our musical ideas, Squirrel supporters and much more.
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Just call us Staind cause... It's been a while! The fellaz are reconnecting over a Thanksgiving Day cocoa and letters from the beautiful fans. Monty has picked up a book of life advice from a man named Phillip. Emails from June, Facebook messages from June. What a time portal!
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Emma brings us tidings of glad joy - Elizabeth McGuire, and then quickly descends into a full on existential artist break down. There’s a bear attack, a self-harming woman and of course, Rob Schneider. Guy is worked up over the lack of variety in production music and shot choices. Tim and Emma are not happy with the slowest pace in the history of TV for a dinner scene in this one. The sole saving grace for this one is everyone disrespecting grandma.
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Ray looks great but he can't understand why Rob's gearing a God damn suit all the time. Jamie gets a pass this epsiode, Rob gets belittled and smashes a guy's knees with a bowling ball. Ray can't believe a) This show is on Netflix, b) This is season two. We've got a delightful anecdote about comedy classes and bathrooms.
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Welcome to Rob Schneider's comedy guesses featuring Ed Gamble. Non-Real Rob virgin Ed tries to figure out the production method for the show and wants to know if Rob really knows the name of the featured chef in this episode or if they're just calling him the name of a restaurant. Hayley Duff is here and so is a cough from Alice Snedden. Catch Ed’s comedy special, Blood Sugar on Amazon Prime and follow him on Twitter @EdGambleComedy
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Cuckolding, vaccines, the beautiful art created by the child's mind of Rob Schneider and also, vitamins. Dan is really enjoying this show and is fascinated by the inhuman cruelty Rob enacts on others. Our guest has a run at predicting what's happening next ep and Tim can't get over what Rob says to his wife in this episode.
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Who and what IS Rob Schneider? All of us, all the time. This according to comedian/writer/actor Nina Oyama. She's on board in a big way, 10/10. Nina wants someone to suck her ass. The trio on this ep all think kids should be kept off #SponCon and Tim reckons we should just kill kids early. Plot wise - something happens at some airport and Danny Trejo turns up. He looks like Bob Odenkirk went through the washing machine.
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Child Schneider (Miranda) has her first day at school but who gives a shit. Carlo Ritchie joins Guy and Tim an episode with Tibetan furniture, rockin’ musicians who deny their kiwi heritage and a genuine laugh at a scene with a dolphin. The trio build a vision of what the Real Rob world would be like sans Rob and the titular lead meanwhile tries to sell another Deuce Bigalow movie using his platform of a Netflix serious.
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Jamie goes on a blind date after an encounter with a spider, something something Miranda is going to school? Who cares? We got Stu Daulman! A true sweetheart of the Australian comedy scene. According to Stu, the comedy in Real Rob is a bit out of touch but at least Rob is happy. It's a happy life. Cheque-eating, comedy guessing fun!
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Rob's back. Guy's back. Tim's back. And he's angry. Writer/producer/director/star/auteur Schneider is up to his old tricks, driving around LA, laughing at someone who has bone cancer and personally overdubbing Asian characters HE CAST with HIS OWN voice. In their accent. I'm not kidding. It's hell to be back.
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Get in the Morning Friendzone - a happy space for reading without judgement, getting compliments from people trying to do work and lots of lovely feedback. Today we’re joined briefly by Aussie legend, Sam Campbell (see his special here) too. And soon, we’ll also be joined by Overlooked and Undercooked Season Two. We are blessed (by Brady) to hear from listeners near and far, especially those chasing a reply when the first time didn’t elicit one.
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The fellaz are back in the studio desperately trying to catch up with your beautiful correspondence after a break. It's as if no time has passed at all, more sharing stories of gastro, more promises of content to come, more threats of divorce. Here's a link to the merch store we talked about and here's a link to the Little Empire Pals group on Facebook!
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The fellas present an episode of fellow Little Empire Podcast Network show, Cult Popture. If movies and TV mattered, they’d be talking about the issues that matter. Home of Film Franchise Fortnights, our podcast where we watch and discuss a randomly chosen film franchise every two weeks!
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Guy and Tim are joined by British comedian Glenn Moore to watch, back to back, Sex and The City, WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS, Sex and The City 2 and then Grown Ups 2 in one hotel-enclosed session ahead of a live recording at the London Podcast Festival. The fellas are giddy with excitement at seeing some of their old pals again on screen and absolutely devastated to be in the presence of others.
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Angered that zombies and vampires have been added to his semi-autobiographical sit-com, Rob quits the show, then finds out he's broke. It's Patricia's opening night and a personal appearance by Ryan Gosling is too expensive so a replacement has to be found.
Carlo is a talented improviser, musician and comedian who hosts a live show and podcast named The Bear Pack with Steen Raskopoulos, and HOSTING with Guy Montgomery.
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Rob is looking to invest in his own celebrity endorsed product and promises to get Ryan Gosling to appear at the opening of Patricia's male revue.
Carl is British comedian man who can be found on Twitter and hosts a podcasts with Chris Martin. One is named the Carl and Chris Podcast and the other, Baby Sitting Trev.
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Patricia orders Rob to get rid of all his old stuff in a garage sale. Rob invites a shaman into the house to get rid of 'bad energy'.
Alice Snedden writes a column (apparently) but more importantly, writes tweets and hosts Boners of The Heart with Rose Matafeo.
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Trying to get back in shape, Rob feels he has to prove that he's still attractive, even to gay men. He and Jamie also have to organize Miranda's birthday party.
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Patricia thinks Rob is taking his VIP status for granted. Jamie forgets to feed Patricia's fish and needs to get a replacement. Rob takes a mime class.
Rose Matafeo is a London-based kiwi comedian who enjoys tweeting and hosting her podcast Boners of The Heart, which is co-hosted by Alice Snedden.
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It's late at night (NZT) and Timbo's birthday; Where else WOULD he be but recording a Friendzone with Guyguy? The fellas are competing with dodgy internet, chewing over the beautiful peace in the skies, opening up some gorgeous donations and ripping the lid off what the upcoming London Live show will actually be: All four movies, back to back, watched before the live show. It's going to be something, so make sure you nab a ticket here. Full power to our sole, libertarian listener - as per usual.
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Rob advertises a male enhancement product, thinking it only be shown in Asian territories. When a giant billboard pops up in Hollywood, he tasks Jamie and his agent Andy to do get rid of it as soon as possible.
Cameron James is good on Twitter and hosts two podcasts: Total Reboot and Mike Check.
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Patricia hires Udo, a male stripper, to be Miranda's live-in nanny and talks Rob into having a vasectomy.
Tom Walker has a Facebook and a podcast called bigsofttitty.png which he co-hosts with Demi Lardner.
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Rob considers replacing his incompetent personal assistant Jamie with his punctual and detail minded stalker, Steve.
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Guy Montgomery and Tim Batt, the pair behind The Worst Idea of All Time have a new podcast series wherein they watch and review the crtically panned Real Rob - a Netflix series by Rob Schneider.
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The fellas are in Montreal and Auckland respectively and enjoying a bit of a rest from the hell that was TWIOAT. Time to do the best thing there is - hanging out with friends. Non-binary friends who are going through break ups, friends questioning the Louise Theory, artistic friends. We love our friends. For they are the best.
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The fellas are still alive! It's true. And they have some mail from you. Breaking news regarding Grown Ups 3, incredible meta-theories about St Louise, plus A LONDON LIVE SHOW COMING UP. Plus Guy's recorder stopped halfway through so there's a cool transition to Skype call quality at the end.
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The fellaz are in a dog park in Chicago enjoying the sights, sun and canines while going through a few unanswered questions from the live show the night before. But in actuality, it's mainly Tim getting distracted by lovely dogs.
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TimGuy and GuyTim are together in Guy’s NYC apartment, just hours ahead of their live show in the big Apple. A selection of uplifting letters are in the FZ mail bag today including a coming of Worst Idea age story, a generous equivalence drawn between a trans woman’s journey and that of the fellas’ AND a great theory about how Charlotte did NOT shit herself after all.
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Spindly and Flash share some touching, hilarious and informative mail from some Friendz™. This time we got some juicy-sized (but under-producing) nuts, exasperated listeners who cannot recommend the pod to others and standby paint foremen and their son/boss.
Please come to our live shows this month in NYC, Chicago, Portland and LA.
Every Stupid Question can be heard here.
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The Fellas are sifting through some beautiful (though slightly dated) mail. In this Friendzone, we’ve got a feminist essay, a teacher using the podcast to impart English lessons and a missed Sandler opportunity. Let’s get converting out there, everyone! Otherwise this pair of podcasters will forever feel bad about their kiwi accents!
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Tim and Guy are hanging out and feel reeeeeal good about it. Timbly is dodging media requests after socking it to a conservative church trying to become a political party and Guybo is nursing some ailing loved ones. But what it’s all about is the friendz and they have truly blessed us with their messages.
Come see us live in Auckland, NYC, Chicago, Portland OR and LA!
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Mattress Pikelet King's house has been visited by a listener! Our memories of The Never-ending Story have been revisited! We get explanations on 76 Trombones, Tim’s great movie recommendation, a brief history of Blockbuster Video, some shade thrown at Matthew Broderick and correspondence from an honest to goodness Master Sergeant.
If you’re in Melbourne, please come to our show: LittleEmpirePodcasts.com/Live
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Tim is looking after his new puppy and Guy is being coached through his tax return by the world’s oldest man. Out friendz on the other hand are being forced to watch Happy Feet, rejoicing over Linux references and relishing life imitating art in the form of a judge’s orders.
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Welcome back to the Friendzone, making a return due to tepid demand. Guy and Tim are addressing some slightly dated correspondence because IT'S WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT!
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Guy and Tim say hello to some friends, goodbye for other friends and ‘Please get off your phone’ to potential live comedy punters. How’s Tim? How’s Guy’s literary knowledge? How high were the boys when we recorded Prawn Salad? Well, let’s find out!
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Welcome to a podcast that gave us some money to advertise them: Legal Wars - it's good!
The courtroom can be a battlefield over money, people’s rights, and even their lives. For some cases, the consequences can affect us long after the verdict is read.
Based on extensive interviews and court transcripts, Wondery’s new podcast LEGAL WARS puts you inside the jury box of some of the most famous court cases in American history. Subscribe to Legal Wars today at wondery.fm/
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The boiz are coming back for another season. Was this a mistake? WITHOUT DOUBT! But they're doing it, nonetheless. It's all about having fun, forgetting the world and seeing how quickly the lose their minds this time. But before they do, time to have a dig through the mailbag...
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Check out our friends at The Ersties Podcast - a feminist sex and relationship podcast. It's also Guy's birthday and in his new found old age, he's forgetting all kinds of things. Things like the fact we have a merch store and that he recently attended the premiere lounging festival in the world. If you're in New Zealand and would like to see Guy, check out his shows in Auckland and Wellington. Always remember: The idea is best at the start, before you have to do anything about it.
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It's the final Neil Breen pitcture to be reviewed by the boiz but the first feature made by the Machine himself. This movie, as per usual, challenges the very notion of motion picture production. Breen places himself, and his floating balls in a pool, in a heroic role where he definitely has no interest in underage women. Strap in.
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We got some good cogs in the 'zone in this addition and we got a birthday boi coming up on a big number. The Flash is off to Toronoto for the Justin F*cking Lounges Festival (JFL) and it's gonna be hot. Most importantly however, we hear from our pals. Some even have gifts from AOL's ancient email service!
Please use the post office.
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Time to find out what happened to Monty's teeth! Let us also band together in defence of Jonathan Lipnicki. We've got mail from 30,000 feet in the air, mail from partners and Tumblr enthusiasts. Enjoy.
Guy's Shows in NYC: September 15 and September 18
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This film was selected by the Decider's Club at Patreon.com/TWIOAT.
You picked it so they watched. It's time for a critical analysis of the Jack Black vehicle Nacho Libre, written and directed by the guy who made Napoleon Dynamite.
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Timbo's back from his honeymoon so welcome back to The Friendzone! And this just in: one of our friends has watched Sex and The City 2, 72 times! #PrayForKai We also hear from friends who've been mugged (and blog about it), friends who've dug into Real Rob (see the podcast Overlooked and Undercooked) and friends who'd like to correct Timtim's understanding of how a tracheotomy works.
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Selected and funded by the Patreon.com/TWIOAT contributers, TimGuy took the last poll's runner up and watched 2002's American Idol's runner up Justin Guarini AND WINNER Kelly Clarkson do a movie together. And you want to know something? The boiz bloody loved it.
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Well it's the 72nd Friendzone and it's a beautiful time in winter New Zealand and summer New York City. Guy's been hosting some kiwi pals stateside and Timbo's gearing up for a trip to Asia BUT IT'S ACTUALLY ALL ABOUT THE FAN MAIL! Some truly top notch communiques in the bag this 'zone, including a profanity-laden intro Tim loves, Deep Blue Sea flashbacks and a delightful story about people who watch movies repeatedly PROFESSIONALLY!
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The Decider's Club has ruled, and the boiz have obeyed. It's time to check out the Matt Le Blanc-led Lost in Space big screen adaption, starring a sex-pest and co-starring a weird CGI monkey!
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Good whatever to you, it's the boiz! Here they come, with a pocket full of dreams and a breifcase full of mergers. In this 'zone we hear from the best new podcast out there involving dinosaurs, a great critical take down of WAYF and the horror of admitting out loud that you're in an improv troupe.
Over Looked and Undercooked can be found here on iTunes and here on the web.
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Fun story: Timbo and Guyguy recorded a FZ a few days ago but the old wide-brim-hatted adventurer Mr Montgomery gone done deleted it. Please enoy this collection of correspondence from listeners who are going through good times, hard times and Disney times.
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The boiz have dipped back into the Sandler well to sip from a cup that was oft wished for by Worst Idea fans. Roundly considered the worst Adam Sandler film ever made, and according to some - in contention for the worst film ever produced, Jack and Jill sees Adam Sandler play himself and his twin sister. Because what every Adam Sandler movie needs, is twice the Adam Sandler. Spoiler: This film isn't great.
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It's a small world after all, especially when Timbo and Guyguy are singing over the telephone to each other. In this promotional-heavy 'zone - the boys are digging through Disney properties, Yu-Gi-Oh! plotlines and as always, lovely correspondence from the friends who are still with us.
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This was originally recorded and released for our Patreon supporters in December 2017.
Neil Breen's 2016 assault on the mind is Pass Thru; An alien Artificial Intelligence attempts to correct humanity's ill-fated plight by committing mass genocide while hanging out with babes and living in a van in the desert. This film is equal parts confusing, surprising and whatever the opposite of uplifting is. Truly, one for the books.
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This was originally recorded and released for our Patreon supporters in August 2017.
Tim and Guy finally sat down to watch the Barry Levinson directed film, Toys (1992). When Robin Williams' father (or something) dies and his uncle (or something) arrives to take over the family and Claire Underwood turns up to do some photocopying and LL Cool J's there - you know what you have? You have Toys.
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This was originally recorded and released for our Patreon supporters in May 2017.
Sadly, the writers, director, producers or anyone else associated with God's Not Dead were not available for this audio commentary for Guy Montgomery and Tim Batt from The Worst Idea of All Time podcast have stepped in.
This 2014 Christian film (currently 14% on Rotten Tomatoes) features an all star cast including Lois and Clark's Superman: DEAN CAIN vs. Hercules: The Legendary Adventure's KEVIN SORBO. It's Faith vs. Atheism, Guy vs. Tim, Son of Krypton vs. Son of Zeus.
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Joined by their friend Rose Matafeo in a room inside Australia's city of Sydney, Guy and Tim are digging through memories, messages, human biology and... Themselves. Not literally. That sounds disgusting. But metaphorically. Catch the boiz live in New Zealand and Sydney right now by Googling their names and seeing that comes up or going here on Little Empire's Website.
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Originally recorded and released for our Patreon supporters in April 2017.
The ghost of director Bob Clark is joined by Superbabies: Baby Geniuses 2 producer Steven Paul in a vocal booth to lay down the audio commentary for their 2004 sequel to family-friendly hit of the 1999 hit of the summer, Baby Geniuses. Sadly, Mr Clark's untimely departure from the mortal world is worsened by a tequila addiction and the toll on his voice is audible. Marvel in wonder at how a set of film makers manage to cram the delightful duo of Trump supporters (Scott Baio and Jon Voight) against Weird Science's Vanessa Angel set against rotating backdrops of modern day childcare facilities and cold war-era East Germany.
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All you need to know is that Timbo and Guyguy have saved a life (maybe). Stay tuned for the gripping and efficient tale.
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Originally recorded and released to our Patreon supporters in March 2017.
Director/screen writer/visionary Richard Kelly is joined by producer/associate/offensive character Bo Hyde for this exclusive HD-DVD audio commentary for their 2006 epic Southland Tales. Starring some of the world's biggest stars of the day, this comedy/sci-fi/thriller/apocalypse movie has something for everyone and a hell of a lot of juggling.
For audio syncing, please start this HD-DVD track at the conclusion of the trailer.
Music credit: Canon in D Major - Composed by Pachelbel, Performed by Kevin MacLeod
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Originally recorded and released for the Patreon supporters in Jan 2017.
Join the film's director Joel Schumacher and screen writer Akiva Goldsman for this bluetooth audio commentary track to accompany your watch of 1997's Batman and Robin. If you want to attempt to sync up your tracks, kick that movie off when you hear these filmmakers start talking. Enjoy.
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It's the last of the summer wine. Please enjoy a private discussion between Guy, Tim and you, our friend on the trajectory of The Worst Idea of All Time, on live comedy shows from the boiz, speech impediments, the health of Montgomery and a teaser of some Neil Breen flavoured content.
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Guy's in New Zealand and the microphones are turned up a bit too high (sorry about that) but we've got more enthusiastic messages from support from fans of the boiz. Timbly descends into a horse race announcer while Guybo chills out to some intense rocksteady jams.
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Your boiz have a Patreon and on that Patreon, some contibutors decide a different movie for Timbly and Guybo to watch. In this first episode (released a year ago for the Patreon subscribers) the pair sat down to watch 1996's Jingle All The Way featuring the completely all-American sounding Arnold Schwarzenegger. It was a delight.
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THE BOYZ ARE BACK! Guy's feeling under the weather but the people miss his cyst. Timbo is just Timbo. In this Friendzone, we've got answers to Jewish questions correspondence from across continents and great rugby knowledge from Old Monty. Plus; The future of this podcast.
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Guybo and Timbly are joined by the lovely and talented Matt Gourley for a live LA show to end this God forsaken project. Let's not beat around the bush, Monty is hammered, Tim is a rambling shambles but luckily Matt's sharp mind is able to deliver the most incisive deconstruction of WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS to date. Also, one banging hot pitch to executives, periodically interrupted by two dumb boiz.
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The boiz recorded this Friendzone AFTER the final episode, which isn't out at the time of this Friendzone's release. Bit of a headf*ck. In this lovely 'Zone, our beloved brave boiz hear an incredibly detailed and well written account of Justin McElroy's potential Sex and The City/Transformers mash up/sequel. Also some good news and less good news from an old pal and his wife's medical plight, a listener who appreciate the boiz' lack of discrimination and rugby chatter PLUS an impending honeymoon in New Zealand.
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The boiz are joined by a packed out Bell House theatre and fantastic Irish comedian Maeve Higgins. The journey is fast drawing to a close and it’s time to try and tie up some loose ends. Like getting in touch with Paddy Schwartz and finding people who care about Squirrel’s death. Monty looks like an accountant for a donkey sanctuary in Ireland. Maeve is suggesting Timbly needs to watch the film again to truly assess whether Zacole and Somily had sex. And someone ate a magic mushroom…
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Guybo and Timbo are in Huntington, West Virginia staying with their friend, Justin. This drop of friendliness features notes of possum fur, irony, Southern accents and shouting. Discussion of the pronunciation of certain homophones also pops its head up again and even Cpt Beefheart has made it into TWIOAT canon.
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In a Worst Idea Thanksgiving Miracle, Tim and Guy have landed at Justin McElroy's house in Huntington, West Virginia for a podcast treat. My Brother, My Borther and Me's oldest brother is joined by NZ's number 1 fuckboiz to return to Sex and The City 2 for a first/53rd watch respectively - and WHAT a watch it was. How will Timbly and Flash feel about the film on this return to it? How will Justin pitch the sequel? Both questions (and more) will be answered in this very special episode.
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On the Friendzone this week - someone has written the boiz to let them know they've made a gross error for the last three and a half years. Tim reveals the Nexus theory. Fan Ben was too nervous to approach the dudes but serves as a warning for other people who come to live shows. Plus our first voicemail on the FZ! Please send more.
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The boiz are together in NYC and joined by real life film critic for Vanity Fair, Richard Lawson (@rilaws). Together the trio take a loving look at everyone's favourite crying DJ, green-light an amazing sequel to WAYF and tug at a few potential love stories that Timbly and Guybo may have missed over the last year.
Come to TWIOAT final ever live shows in LA and NYC! Go to worstideaofalltime.com for tickets.
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The boys have a big announcement to make: Live shows to round off the podcast in New York City and LA (location and date TBC). Apart from that it's just more glorious letter-writing from the listeners and Guybo ripping into Timbly.
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The boiz are really digging deep this week. The Flash is sharing some stories of his adventures in NYC and corn chip inspectors, the pair question whether sneezes appear much in film and the Batman is combining seasons' worth of theme songs into one heart-felt acapella disaster. He's also found Tayna in a whole different franchise! Fugue states and its spelling are under the microscope and you'll never guess what's in the MacBook Pro box this episode!
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Tim and Guy may now be thousands of miles apart but the Friendzone knows no physical boundaries! Lovely kitchen noises pervade a Friendzone this week with not one, but TWO pieces of correspondence from Ph.D students and an ARIA award winner. Also, one of the most astute observations on Sex and The City 2 ever recorded! A concerned fan also writes to concede they didn't mind We Are Your Friends. That's ok! Everything's ok - you're in the Friendzone!
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Timbly awakens Guyguy (who is sleeping off a boozy night of activities) with an early morning watch of WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS. Guy's fragile emotional state leads to tears, pleas and hilarity. Timbly believes Squirrel should be renamed Cody and loves his shirt. Guy can't understand how Dunston Checks In was a hit and gets caught up in the career of young Ben from Friends. But mainly, this is just all about Guy being deeply distressed.
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Timguy and Guytim are in the studio reading fan mail in synnecrosis, which is terrifying. But before that nightmare, shout outs to Kind Eric, queires about Monty's on and offstage height and Timbly's fun with words. And idioms. And catchphrases! Also, tender hooks or tenterhooks? The answer may suprise you.
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Monty and the Batman have just watched a strange version of the film in black and white with no dialgue but with all the soundtrack remaining. Milk chat, vampire talk and far reaching critique of the podcast project itself await you.
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The boiz have taken the poddy on location! To a bar! Timbo's gone hog wild and starts eating on mic and Guybo is upset that the letters are addressed to him.
This week the mailbag has delivered us an incredible gun that shoots rats and some incredibly salty language from someone who watched Sex And The City 2.
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The boiz are joined by another great boi. A boi from Australia. A boi named Carlo Ritchie. The guy sure kills a lot of cats but he's a lovely host to Monty and friend of the podcast. In this episode, Timbly has created a too-hot and very lonely viewing environment. The trio are pressing on, nevertheless, with explorations into taxidermy, comedy, mirrors and importantly, (deserved) Squirrel's death. Our new recruit (who himself claims to have seen the film 55 times now) also gives us the very clear parallels between WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS and early 20th century revolutionary Russia. What a treat.
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Timbly is gonna need to lay low for a while, he's getting all ready to rob a bank. And Guybo is in Australia among the criminals already, so no need to hide. The boiz are hit with TV recommendations, donations and lovely messages of support from the Americans, the kiwis and even the Dutch! Could you believe it?
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Recorded live at Christchurch's Dark Room live venue in front of a live audience, the boiz are back in their hometown. Guybo is trying to describe the film in 60 seconds, Timbly is trying to describe the phenomenon of Detroit Rock City. The 18 year old Monty's diet is atrocious and also it's Tim's final day of being in his 20s. How about that?!
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The boiz are post-brekkie and ready to attempt a Ulysses S Grant impersonation that will shock and horrorify. Today we hear from champion marathon runners, lunatics wanting to Worst Idea, The Worst Idea and a person in Switzerland. Also, is Zac actually hot? Let's find out!
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Timbly and Guybo are in their native's capital: Wellington, talking to a sold out audience of snivelling public servants about what it's like to keep watching We Are Your Friends too many times. Timbo attempts an old vaudeville trick on his podcast partner and Monty introduces a brand new concept to describe TV static that is positively poetic.
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Grab your Highlander-style Claymore and get a Stitcher Premium free trial cause it's time to jump into the Friendzone! Set theory jokes are completely beyond your boiz but it doesn't mean they can't enjoy other people's enjoyment of it. You'll never guess which Sex and The City gal is running for Governor of New York (or maybe you will, there's only four gals). Plus where are the other season's theme songs? Somewhere. Hopefully.
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Well this is it. After 3 years, hundreds of episodes, days worth of recording - your two boiz have hit their lowest ebb. Guy continues to discuss his favourite life experiences. Tim analyses the statistical probability of forty nine dice all coming up with the same number. There's empty beer cans as far as the eye can see, a bit of salad and too much technology. All capturing a frankly horrific podcast episode. What a trainwreck.
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Timbly is socilating for knife advice and the masses are happy to olbige. We got kiwi fans in Slovakia, we got short films starring Guy Montgomery, we got it all baby! Also, if you're in Christchurch or Wellington - please see us live this week! blazepizza.co.nz for tickets!
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Did Guy ever tell you about the time he saw Liza Minnelli perform Beyonce's smash hit single Single Ladies in Sex and The City 2?
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The boiz are in front of some mics and discussing shampoo and conditioner and the order of their application. There's an expensive flask and a ghost and people getting married! I'll tell ya what there isn't though; A Ghetto dairy/milk bar/7-11. Anyway, a dude has won a marathon and Timbly and Guyguy are doing some live shows in NZ. Let's all get together and get friendly.
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Tim and Guy enter the studio to provide an audio commentary for the film, We Are Your Friends.
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Bruce Wayne and Barry Allen are back to feild questions, accept praise and continue to atagonise people with their mixpronouncication of Raleigh. There's a lot of good stuff happening on there this 'zone - including more people sharing a shining light with their dear child. Bloody gorgeous.
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It's been a long time coming but the boiz have managed to secure director Maximum Joseph and writer Meaghan Oppenheimer for a director's commentary. Enjoy.
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It's all Kimchi and bad weather with the boiz this week. Sweet, innocent weather. UNTIL BLOODY CLIMATE CHANGE! Monty and Batman are busting out a lovely array of letters including someone endevouring to smoke just as much as Barry O and someone else who witnessed in real time, the life in Guy's eyes dying.
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Timbo imparts a huge lot of knowledge about bears in this episode. Pretty much all he can talk about. Guy's attempts to explain what's in the Macbook Pro box even gets derailed by bear facts. Also, regret is expressed over the 60 watch decision, the strength of said commitment is questioned and the boiz throw a spotlight on the forgotten heroine of the film, Sarah.
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Hello to Facebook, Reddit, Twitter and Patreon party people! The boys are here in the Friendzone to allay fears of their untimely demise. They're not dead. Far from it. Listeners have been floating theories, involving orphanages and sailor men but the real story is far more boring. Timbo and Guybo are two friends sharing messages of support for their now SIXTY watches of We Are Your Friends. You are their friends.
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The boys are back in town after an accidental hiatus which Timbo feels strongly about puncishing the pair for. Guybly is back from the hot, hot soil of West Australia and not thrilled to be back in front of our 4 FuckBoiz. However, THE EXPERIMENT MUST CONTINUE. Lots of math chatter, incorrect identification of the origin and use of shruken heads and hot tips on how to stay warm on a cold winter's night!
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Tim has sobered up but something is sticking him in the butt. Don't worry about it too much though because Guy's here too. Except that he isn't. He's in Australia. Talking about his thoughts on Eurovision. Plus, Jimmy Carter shakes everyone's hand on a plane? You be the judge.
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Timbly has been doing some solo drinking. Yet miraculously, he wasn't the one who screwed up the record - Guybo was! Not to worry though, these are the kind of boiz to be set back by a failed record or the fact that they're not together to form a drinking game based on watching WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS. Oh no, not these boiz. These are brave boiz. Good boiz. Adventurous boiz.
Trailer: The Male Gayz
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Timbly's sick and surrounded by tissues that definitely only have nose goo in them, not the other goo! And Guybo is in Australia about to see a bit hole. But before he does, it's time to dive into letters about fans completely recutting their own version of WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS to watch. Also, people who know people who are very rich and famous film makers, originally from New Zealand. Also, MONEY - some of it BIG. What shall the boiz do with the June donation money?
Trailer: Walk Out Boys
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In this 44th watch of WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS, Timbo reckons he's cracked the real story arc of Squirrell; his conversion to Judaism. Guyguy has been looking at online reviews of a certain North Hollywood cafe (which turns out to not be in North Hollywood) which is fraught with credit card theft! Maximum Joseph may not know his drugs too well and one of the boiz decides the movie is great.
Trailer: Boners of The Heart
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The Friendzone is in a backroom at the tremendous Enmore Theatre in Sydney this week as The Flash tries dominate wee Timbo. The pair are talking deers, cold pools and most importantly LETTERS AND STUFF! Fan mail! Messages of support. Offers of big cinemas for one off events.
Trailer: Boners of The Heart
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The boiz are live in SYDNEY, AUSTRALIA! In front of a sold out crowd Timbo and Guyguy are throwing a lot of ideas around and paying scandalously low amounts of time focused on the movie. Instead, it's all about intelligent water, killing cats and the boiz having dinner together. Plus - what animal could peak Zac Efron take down? Also, a bit of tit talk. And drugs! And who's the smartest boi? Let's find out.
Trailer: The Male Gayz
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Timbly is in Sydney seated right next to the most kick ass raggae sound system ever and Guybo beams in direct from beautiful Blenheim. The fates did not allow the original recording of this Friendzone is remain in its digital form so the boiz try to bouy their excitement while reading messages for the second time and make a big announcement regarding CHARITY - ever heard of it?
Trailer: The Male Gayz
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GuyGuy is back and Timbo is back and they're not happy to be back because WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS is also back. Our podcast hosts are crest-fallen and truly clutching at straws now. Gone are the carefree days of Adam Sandler and Shaq. Wistful, are the memories of Carrie and the gals. But alas, this film has no Coffee Guy. OR DOES IT?! After an extended metaphor about the washed out party this podcast adventure has become, Timbly decides WAYF is actually about dads and Guybo share personal stories of poo and strip clubs.
Trailer: Boners of The Heart
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Best friends Timbo and Guyguy have just woken up and results have varied! Monty's rocking a crocky voice and troubles with techniology, Tim is adonning an upbeat attitude and a bright business idea involving desserts. Great letters this week and too many shout outs for live shows. Plus technical errors a plenty - enjoy.
Trailer: Boners of The Heart
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Recorded in a kitchen because someone lost their keys to the podcast studio; It's TWIOAT! In this episode, the man known as Guy Montgomery's dark and hidden past is alluded to. As is Tim's dark centre. The boys have many announcements this week; Such as WE NEED MORE SQUIRRELS, and WE NEED LESS JOHNNY DEPP. A new, not-quite-new segment is (re)introduced involving a grandfather clock. Plus Spindly won a fridge.
Trailer: Boners of The Heart
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Friends, Guy Montgomery and Tim Batt are together to discuss friends and friendship. They're joined by another friend, Henry Stone. But enough about him. This is a complex Friendzone with some dicey behaviour by Guybo and many failed attempts by Timbly to reign the boy in. Pull the bloody head in, Montgomery.
Trailer: Walk Out Boys
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Your boiz are joined by Aussie comedian Tom Walker and it's a cozy watch of WAYF for the gents in The Lucky Country with a healthy heaping of snuggling and real lack of clothing from Flash. The Fuccboiz are assessed through the lens of DnD via Tom's head and we see how close Zacole came to NOT being a homophobic villian.
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Alright sports fans, buckle up cause it's time to hear from athelets of all stripes from all across the world. The single thing that unites them? They listen to The Worst Idea of All Time enough to write to Timbo and Guyguy. Timbly is questioning the third season, Flash is defending it. Together they are supported by a mailbag of threats, compliments and a Trojan Horse.
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Your fav fuccboiz are joined by sister podcast Boners Of The Heart's Rose Matafeo and Alice Snedden for a one-off Little Empire extravaganza taped live in Melbourne, Australia.
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Why do we need to keep discussing the nature of time? Because people keep writing us letters about it, that's why. A poem emerges to defend/make good from a prior poem which Timbly did not take kindly to. A Wellington man comes out of the shadows to announce he has lapped the boys and a discussion on a season two supercut is contained within.
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The boiz are together in the city of Melbourne, Australia watching WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS in a hotel room. Taking their microphones to the streets have left some audio quality lacking but plenty of sunny insights from the boys; Johnny Depp is Tim's true star of the 38th watch of the film, Guybo is swimming in rivers he shouldnt' and the pair are being interrupted by fellow street walkers in the great city.
Trailer: Walk Out Boys
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The Friendzone has moved! Now it's in Melbourne, Australia. The boiz are loving digging through correspondence about dry spag bol, fans who are watching the movie themselves and discussing briefly featured drag queens, Oceans 13 and Zelda references! Timbly and Guybly are little behind in their Friendzone messgaes so enjoy some letters old, new, borrowed and blue (in tone).
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Hey, did you know that Mel Gibson is a creature born of a hellscape called Australia which Satan forged himself and populated with deadly animals? It's true. Also ture; the story 'arc' of WAYF is actually a very flat hill. The boys chat renaissance art, MTV products and the actual artist genius of Maximum Joseph. Plus, James Reid from The Feelers is converting to catholicism and bringing Zacole The Crying DJ with him! Once more unto the breach, dear friends, once more.
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Come in from the cold and pour yourself a cup of friendship everybody. Friends talk about things like the Seattle Seahawks and send messages through time and space to communicate between past boyz and present boyz. There's a lot of devil talk, lot of warlock chatter and drop ins from Mavericks, plus sneaky stuff in the bathroom and the academic merit of watching Sex and The City 2. Most importantly however, new instructions the Pay The Boyz Revolution.
Trailer: Walk Out Boys
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Timbly and Guyguy are now so bored of We Are Your Friends they are literally discussing the weather. Three dozen watches is brutal. Not as brutal as the hot new game, Big Pesky Moths though. You gotta cover yourself in meat and just wait for the king moths. It's terrible. Don't worry though, there's some show tunes and also a new game show featuring people from Sussex and a grubby beach!
Trailer: Walk Out Boys
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Welcome to the Love Nest, with Tim and Guy. The boys try to pin down a definition of 'regular' and finally, the boyz find a listener who got turned onto How Did This Get Made from Worst Idea. There's some great letters, there's some incredible theories. Come get some in the Friendzone.
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The sound of crickets accompanies the boyz on a walk in the sunshine as they take their recording gear to greener pastures. Terrifyingly large geese, numerous pooping ducks and very noisey cicadas meet the boyz on their travels but they will not be stopped! Guybo gets philosophical about which members of society are performing a job of importance, Timbly pitches a sensational idea for a movie about a briefcase. Somily delivers a solid performance, continuity is on point and we all have a think about bulls inside of china shops.
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Timbo's pining for his Louisville Slugger of yore and GuyGuy is baffled by time. It's another Friendzone over the internet and the boyz are letting letters from as far afield as Bhutan! Imagine that. This fast running train is derailed briefly by a Beatles title being worked into a message from a fan and there's contact from Grown Ups 2 staffers! Lots of excitement, lots of friendship. Jump aboard.
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Timbly is at a Tokyo airport, Guybo is in a hot Auckland flat. Both are united in their fight against WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS, a movie that has now had its wicked with the brave boyz 34 times. A deeper dive into the Devil Narrative, an investigation into strip malls, Monty speaks German and Batman gets on a plane, leaving about 10 minutes of this episode as a one sided convo. What will be revealed? LICK IT (with your ears) AND SEE (with your ears)!
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It's all jacuzzis and diamond rings in Osaka, Japan for your friend Timbly and rainy days and no sports for The Flash as the boys dive into the Friendzone to thank their friends very much for their support. Listen to this ep to find out what the perfect amound of coffee is and what a quilt is!
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Guybo has returned to Auckland so Tim has had to leave for another country and is watching WAYF in a bullet train from Tokyo. In this episode, the pair lay out the pieces for a grand new unifying theory; James Reed (from The Feelers) and Paige from (Gold Star Reality Solutions) are the devil. Not figuritively, litterally. In this trip into Judeo-Christian mythology, Zacole suddenly becomes Jesus(?) and we are still left wondering - Did Somalie and Zacole actually bone?
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Your friends are separated by the Tasman and terrible audio quality! But don't worry about it because one ship that is unaffected by these challenges is FRIENDship! This was recorded at the immediate conclusion of Superbowl 51! So get ready for some instantly dated #SportsChat. Plus your usual assortment of wonderful letters, messages and online communique along with Batman questioning how to pronounce aluminum.
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Welp, Old Timbo and Guyguy gone goofed on this one. After a mistake in what time they were going to watch WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS and record the podcast - the pair decide to record separate halves of an episode and stitch them together. The result is a decidedly down beat, low energy podcast which just goes to prove that sometimes two people are more than the sum of their parts. Which is two peoeple.
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The boys have decided to take the movie into its natural environment: Da Club. Recorded in downtown Auckland city at a underfilled club on a Friday night, Timbo is sharing personal tales of drug busts at music festivals and Guyguy is coming in hot with da club commentary and questioning Shakespeare's utility.
Trailer: Boners of The Heart
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A surreal dream, a sentimental and Presidential moment, more pizza; Welcome back to the Love Zone. Spindly and Guybo share technical specifications of Patreon podcasting (soon), hats, other stuff. Chook-full of love!
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Timbley and Flashman have decided to take a breif detour from the streets of WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS and stroll down Memory Lane to visit Carrie and the girls. The boyz are having trouble listening to each other and Dickbot's bot dick gets a lot of chatter. Plus some armchair psychology on Adam Sandler!
Trailer: Boners of The Heart
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Join Timbo and Sean Paul as they attempt a variety of voices reflecting the beautifully diverse range of locales from which they receive correspondence. Of particular note: Timbo's extended run at a Russian affectation and Sean Paul scolding the boyz in a refined British accent regarding where the school term sits in different parts of the world.
Trailer: Walk Out Boys
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Tempers are frayed and temperatures are hotter than ever - the boys are back for 2017 and sweating their little tushies off in the studio to watch Zacole fail to make good music again. Tim decapitates a mosquito, leading the boys to discuss the relative measure of heroics and bravery in the context of the insect world and Illuminati comes up a bunch. Basically, to try and not discuss the movie again.
Trailer: The Male Gayz
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Hello listener! We hope you've had a happy new year and are looking forward to bringing you more Worst Idea for 2017 but for right now, here's a sample of some of the other shows you may not have heard yet...
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Tim threathens another Worst Idea-inspired tattoo and lovely listeners (AND SNAKES) from across the entire planet of Earth get in touch with the boys to share stories of sporting woe, film cameos and showing off with their use of the word morose.
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Are you all still here? It's 2017 now. Tim and Guy are still watching the movie. if you've had a longing for a Worst Idea episode that discusses the 1986 family-adventure-robot hit Short Circuit or for a literal shining light or for the boiz to really bring it to NZ-based conservative political action group Family First? Have you got some curiosity about what happens when a human corpse goes into a dehumidifier? Then this one is for you.
Trailer: The Male Gayz
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Time of the annual 2016 Friendzone/TWIOAT Top Seven Countdown for The Year! Timbo and Flash undertake bringing you the best seven moments of 2016 in between giving you letters of car crashes, hats, Grown Ups 2 watches and more! Enjoy as we usher in 2017 and even more watches of We Are Your Friends. Not for you though - just for your humble fucboiz - G&T!
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It's Christmas time, Timbo and Guy - two guys watching a Max Joseph crime...
Watch 27 is hot on the heaps of Santa's sleigh this year and we're joined by Batman's houseguest: Shadie. And what better time to introduce a brand new religion within the world of WAYF? Guitars, behind the scenes chicanery and finding out what Jarhead really thinks a party: These are #Just27thWatchThings
Trailer: Boners of The Heart
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An extended plug for Guy's new side-poddy HOSTING preceeds a lovely sit down with a beer as the Worst podcasters of all time pour through lovely messages, donations and letters from the best listeners of all time. In the zone this week, we've got teachers, Norbit haters and THEN IT ALL GOES MR MONTGOMERY! A phone call from Guy's dad, live in the Friendzone record takes over and is now yours to enjoy. So enjoy!
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Fusion reactors, super computers and alchemy: This is the ultimate goal of Gold Star Realty Solutions. Peter Thiel, immortality and self-experimentation. ALL OF THESE THINGS ARE TALKED ABOUT IN A PODCAST ABOUT WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS. A reverse Medusa has been created in the WorstIverse and his name is Kevin - a product of attractive people screwing, leading to a dark and powerful set of powers - partially imbued by Lucifer himself.
What is becoming of our heroes, TimGuy and GuyTim? Have they finally unravelled? They're only at the halfway mark and it's all getting pretty weird.
Trailer: The Male Gayz
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Flashbo and TimGuy are back in their friend seats with their friends in the Friendzone. We've got MacBooks at the end of their life cycle, we've got letters from Worst Idea fans, we've got A NEW MUSIC THEME from Christopher Brown (not the bad one). Also, mediocre brothers, fantastic sisters and Guy and Tim trying to dissect each other flaws and skills. PLUS blast from the past to our Blaze Pizza sponsorship.
Trailer: Walk Out Boys
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Timbo is a guest of this episode of Guybo's poddy - The Worst Idea of All Time. Ole Monty ain't happy because his co-host is now ONE WATCH AHEAD in his WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS viewing. The boiz are talking The Sandler Approach to film-making and the biggest thing missing from WAYF - Efron's erect noodle. Some great character play coming out again from Flash himself and a take on the best bit about young kids from the Battman.
Trailer: Boners of The Heart
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Guy and Tim are just two friendly friends, hanging out with their other friends - The listeners of TWIOAT. Great meta theories in this ep, a good shout out to the great weather and a huge thank you to all the contributors. Plus PATREON's a coming so stay very tuned to the Facebook.com/WorstIdeaOfAllTime page.
Trailer: Walk Out Boys
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Timbly ventures in the cold We Are Your Friends wilderness by himself after losing a bet in the previous episode. Talk of super villain baby cryers, vomit-filled bathrooms and dried up cake await you. Plus, an overly extended metaphor to describe the film involving aeroplanes. Let Batman's despair be your podcast enjoyment!
Trailer: The Male Gayz
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GuyGuy and TimTim are very thankful for all their lovely fans and their excellent messages of support. The Flash is back to doing voices, Batman is delving into horoscopes. There are some truly, TRULY excellent fanmail in this zone so: Get. It. In. You.
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The boys are up to their 24th watch (though this is news to Timbo) and it is becoming apparent they have no any desire to engage with the film. What they would prefer is to talk about milk. The nature of it, the social propriety attached to its consumption and the changing appropriateness of it as one ages. Guyguy lays down a framework for a good omelette and confesses to a heavy sugar intake during his university years while trying to impress children with his reckless diet. A bet is placed which backfires spectacularly for Spindley and this week, we've got a special, sentimental cocktail with a lot of diary and a little narcotics.
Trailer: Boners of The Heart
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GuyGuy's dropping names with reckless abandon and Timbo's got socks full of loose change. The boiz tackle qustions such as; Where should four Samanthas and one dog go to vacation? Is Cheaper By The Dozen 2 a good movie? What does it mean to be 'a card'? Letters from truck drivers, particle physicists and everyone in between. We really have the best friends, don't we folks?
Trailer: The Male Gayz
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Recorded at the Now Hear This festival in Anaheim, California - the boiz are joined by actor, funny human and dreamer of dreams Michael McMillian. After the best laid plan of the boiz to watch the film early in the morning with their guest go awry, a new plan is laid down to haul their hungover guest host across and coals and have him watch the film while Timbo and Flash talk through their 23rd viewing. There's highs, there's lows and you better believe there's threats involving The Knife.
Trailer: Walk Out Boys
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Your boiz are back in New Zealand and Guybo couldn't be happier to see Timbly after a mere day and half spent apart. In this Friendzone we explore the business model of TWIOAT, travel to far off lands like Savannah, Georgia and explore the deep emotional recesses of Spindley and Flash's minds.
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Welp, our boiz done goofed the recording and failed to hit the record button on their magic speaky machine and as a result, this live episode is brought to you with all the clarity of an iPhone accidentally taping a conversation in someone's pocket in a busy nightclub. Enjoy the highs and lows of this fabulous foray to Portland and feel like you're right there in the room with Guybo and TimTam as they dig back into that classic, We Are Your Friends - this time with added Portlanders!
Trailer: Walk Out Boys
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It's a Friendzone on the road, recorded in West Hollywood, Los Angeles as Guy and Tim share a bed in the led up to their Now Hear This appearence in Anaheim. Get set for a wild ride with milk, Lions and bluetooth speakers.
Trailer: The Male Gayz
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Recorded live at The Children's Creativity Museum in front of a live audience. Spindley and Guybo have just watched the film in a self-contained fartbox, partially at 120% speed; A real game changer! Hear a story about Rugrats ill-conceived sequel series (which may or not be real), a rant against the 49ers and James Reid's secret masturbatory preferences.
Trailer: Boners of The Heart
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The boys open the mail bag and guess what? People are listening to the other LittleEmpirePodcast.com podcasts. Guybo is pulling out a fairly questionable 'Texas' accent and Timbly wants to hear from more people who have approached the void.
American West Coasters, come see us live: San Fran (21 Oct), Portland (22 Oct) and at NOW HEAR THIS in Anaheim (30 Oct). All info at BlazePizza.co.nz
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Oh boy. Guybly and Timbo have returned to Prawn Salad territory and they've brought their friend (comedian & Two And A Half Count podcast co-host) Rhys Mathewson out to play. This episode is not recommended for new listeners.
Tickets for Portland & San Fran Oct 2016 shows: blazepizza.co.nz
Now Hear This Podcast Fest: use the code 'WORSTIDEA' to save 25% (the boys are Sunday @ 11am): nowhearthisfest.com
Trailer: The Male Gayz
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Guy and Tim are attempting to WARN YOU about the upcoming episode of Worst Idea and promote their upcoming trips to Portland and San Fran (grab your tickets now). There's also lovely messages of support, not so lovely (but ultimately lovely) messages of terrible Christmas presents AND big news for the business of #TWIOAT!
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Do you know how many cats died in the making of Milo and Otis? Let's find out. The Knife joins Timbo and GuyGuy and it's making everyone a little nervous. But it's also fun. In this tired ep, hear Timbly recount an amazing account of someone's life which hopefully doesn't exist in the real world and join The Flash as he shows his anger at app developers again. Is Elon Musk a cool name? Probably.
Go to www.blazepizza.co.nz for live show tickets for San Fran and Portland!
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In a #TWIOAT first, the Friendzone was recorded live in front of a global online audience. This episode is an unedited and unabridged copy of the audio from the broadcast from International Podcast Day 2016 (Oct 1). It long, it is winding, it is an all time blow for audio quality. This one is for real fans only, I'd say. #PayTheBoiz
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A live streaming video Friendzone is coming VERY SOON!
Streaming live at BlazePizza.co.nz and GoldStarRealtySolutions.com
30 Sept 2016 [6pm LA / 8pm Chicago / 9pm NYC]
1 Oct 2016 [2am London / 3am Berlin / 6am Uzbekistan / 11am Melbourne / 2pm New Zealand]
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It's the second watch in one day and the boys are trying to talk about anything that isn't the movie. The Knife is back! Death Blart gets a shout out. The Maximum Joseph film maing philosophy is explored - It's every department out for themselves! Is Timbo on a No Fly list? What's on Guybo's internet history? How do you act eating a birthday cake? It's all under the intense spotlight this week. #PayTheBoiz #GetBlazedGetPaid
Trailer: Boners of The Heart
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The old Timbo is running out of coffee and it's creating a heated intro to the Friendzone. Things continue to get teste when Guybo questions the validity of syncing Led Zep's Dark Side of the Moon to the original Wizard of Oz movie. Last names are accidentally spilled, cysts are further discussed and one of the boiz is fearful of committing to the L word. Plus, Monty reaches DEEEP into the accent bag at the end of the ep.
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The boiz are back together in the flesh at last and they're so excited about it they confidentally f up which epsiode they're up to, right outta the gate. United, Guybo and Timbly turn on Zacole and deconstruct the flaws behind this issue-ridden 'hero' of the film. They then turn their critical eyes to the problems with Summerfest (and there's a lot). Also this week - is this truly Page's film? The Flash turns out an amazing sentimental prank and #TWIOAT is back to courting Blaze Pizza. So please, tweet a selfie and tag in @BlazePizza @GuyMont and @Tim_Batt. Together, we'll get these boys paid.
Trailer: Boners of The Heart
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A zone in which Guy and Tim plug comedy gigs that have now already happened (sorry, little late to publish this one) and Tim reveals what lies in waiting at BlazePizza.co.nz - a domain he personally owns. A national kiwi shaming of our whacky naming scheme for sports teams is shouldered by the boiz and the concept of a Very Grown Ups Christmas is suggested by a listener. Ultimately, it's all about LOVE AND FRIENDSHIP.
Trailer: Boners of The Heart
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Guybo and Timbo conclude their latest long distance watch of WAYF with an extended discussion on the nature of soft serve, ice cream and the use of these labels. Is a sexual revolution coming to musical instruments thanks to James Reed and Zacole? The merits of a Steak and Shake's hand-dipped milkshakes are chewed over and the return of a very special guest THE KNIFE 2.0!
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Spindly has had the rare treat of watching the film with his girlfriend, a viewer who is in the Learner's Jacuzzi (never seen WAYF before). Flash, meanwhile has watched the film solo in Lambourn, England. This week there's a new-found empathy for the most punchable face in the film. There's anger. Timbo's lashing out at GuyGuy again but this time, he hasn't been drinking. The terms 'failing out' and 'spin' get a jolly good airing as does some MAXIMUM VOLUME for MAXIMUM JOSEPH. And just what in the heck has happened to Guy's sister?
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DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE IF YOU HAVE A WEAK STOMACH! Midway through this Friendzone, your boy Flash regales an increasingly quesy Timbly with a story of European medical misadventure. Thanks to Keith Stebor for providing a new theme this week that goes some way to bringing us back from the horrible, disgusting abyss.
Also a lovely wee sample of WALK OUT BOYS is what you're hearing at the end.
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Kearny (Guybo) is beaming in from Rome, Italy and Jimbo (Timbo) is in Auckland. Together, yet apart, they've just watched We Are Your Friends for the 14th time this year. This watch is all about the social melting pot of suburban life and Guy's design for New Zealand's new flag, which involves lyrics written in the man's own blood. A lot of attention on that birthday cake this week. And strippers. AND surrending to Adam Sandler/Netflix.
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Spindly Timbly Wimbly has been in the wars and his body is giving up on him. But that will not stop him offering a full troated apology to all in sundry for his unnecessarily agressive performance on the last episode. Guy continues to be thwarted by subpar European internet connections and your favourite hosts of a show where-they-watch-and-review-the-same-film-every-week-for-a-year have a big announcement regarding HOWL.FM! All this and more listener mail than you can shake a stick at [though technically, at what point can you NOT shake a stick at something because of its size? What a strange idiom].
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Ryan Heron (I dunno, Guy's mate? He makes movies, get over it) joins us for a Skype watch of We Are Your Friends split between NZ and Spain where Guy and Ryan are. Knowing no Spanish. Like, none. Tim's been doing some lonely drinking and finds a new appreciation for the film. Ryan muses on the possibility of JarHead losing his life rather than Squirrel, or possibly multiple boiz. The looking pool is back and we have (from memory) the first ever unsuccessful pitch session on the podcast. #JarheadsGonnaBeJarhead #DickFullOfDiamonds
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It's symbiosis, it's a laggy connection to Spain, it's bongo drums, it's fudging your birth certificate cause you're an Olympic athlete from a developing nation. It's The Friendzone, is what it is. In this obscenly late to be released update to the TWIOAT canon; The Flash and Timbly Wimbly are sharing recent tales of medical woe, letters from people who don't know what Bongo Drums are AND trying to improve the American banking system.
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This week the boys are joined by their first guest for the season: Alice Snedden of the newly released Boners of The Heart podcast (out now!) This week's ritualistic act of cinematic self-flagellation is thankfully detoured by a delightful anecdote delivered by Alice about a production of High School Musical she'd just seen, put on by a bunch of apparently lackluster kids. A return to Gettin' Sentimental and at long last THE PITCH segment is back too. Enjoy, and listen to Boners Of The Heart and go to Facebook.com/BonersOfTheHeart too. Good on ya.
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Guybo and Timtim are apart again. Separated by great distances but draw together by their journey in cinema. The Friendzone is a zone for theories, letters and every now and then, Guy's mum to join us. Can Tim sing? Are all the WAYF boys warlocks? Not sure - some these letters are very long!
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Do sex toys come to life in the Toy Story universe? Is Johnn Depp a knifeguy? What's the audience for a Swiss Army knife? Probably the Swiss Army! But those other two questions stand. With renewed vigour, your favourite fucboiz run into battle against Zacole, Jarhead and the rest of the gang for the 11th time. Shining lights are casting a harsh light on the lack of plot and Tim seems to think Pixar doesn't make films. Or something. It's all a bit hard to follow. The only thing you need to remember is: Mouth full of concrete, dick full of diamonds (that's the Gold Star Reality difference!)
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Well it's the Friendzone, with Tim and Guy. Come to the Frienzone, and have a good time. Yes, it's the Friendzone, with Tim and Guy. Cause making friends is the best idea of all time!
Taxes, letters of love, people named Alasdair - this Friendzone truly has it all. Tim needs to warm up before launching into the mailbag, Guy is happy as Larry due to running, a slice from Alice and not having just watched We Are Your Friends. We learn the German for 'punchable face' and a dope potential sequel for WAYF is submitted from a listener. Also, Guy does more accents!
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Oh boy, what a stinker. Bring on the drinks cause this episode is just a sad little convo between two sad little boys. Why are we all still here doing this? It's unconscionable. The only way this would be any sadder is if you weren't here listening. ANYWAY.
Guybo and Timbley Wimbley are back at again, praising Page - everyone's favourite 2D character. The stars are engaged in a talent quest with backflips, whistling and cry-DJing. Mayor Steve from NYC makes a breif appearence. It's all a bit of a mess really.
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Timbo needs some alone time, Guybo is trying to find the best party convo locale. Here in the Friendzone we're always looking to meet new friends and sometime, fall asleep immediately. Big ticket items on the menu this week, Guy has a gig in Welly coming up and Tim is starting a podcast network (Insta @LittleEmpirePodcasts | Twitter @https://twitter.com/littleempirepod).
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Guy is trying to show the movie the respect it has shown him on this, its ninth outing, which ain't a ton. Tim is addressing questions of why the boys didn't pick a sequel for this season (sort of) and opens up a can of worms trying to guess at what WAYF2 would even be. Paul McCartney conspriacies, talk of James Cameron's Titanic and what is a peanut? It's the final single digits watch of Zacole's ticket to DJ fame.
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HEY, THERE'S A THEME SONG NOW! The Friendzone is really coming of age. Lots of lovely letters, donations and theories about the film in this zone AND more talk of the elusive NZ hardcore/grind metal scene. Immigrants and emigrants and podcast shout outs for all!
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Tim attempts to become the Zacole. He's dived right into the soundtrack of We Are Your Friends which is setting a dangerous precedent for absorption of the product. Meanwhile, in the movie, phone calls start crossing interdimensional bounds and land in the Entourage universe. Johnny Depp is a tiny ant man. Tim Gunn is a ham. "Improv is a tragedy within comedy" - Tim Batt; June, 2016.
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Hello to you, friend of TWIOAT. Hopefully. Here's who else made it into the zone: Vanessa Hudgens, Zac Efron, Curious Charles, a poet named Patrick AND Beyonce. Guy and Tim also discuss the man from Nantucket, Hamilton and The Comedian's Comedian podcast. Everything, that's anything, that's not watching We Are Your Friends.
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The boys get railroaded immediately away from dicsussion of WAYF and on to the topic of Roy Sullivan - a man who's been struck by lightning seven effing times. We learn a little more about which of the fuckbois is university educated, which meal is by far the fanciest of the day AND a new musical act is introduced to the fold.
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A friendzone in the ten zone, Timbo and GuyGuy are still in different parts of the world but luckily, also still friends. Fan mail this week from Wisconsin, Ah Kansas and SUMMERFEST! A special, brief and quiet return to a certain Partier time in our lives for a funky lil one year also. It's good to be friends.
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More #DadHead, more discussion of how these fucbois make their $$$, more people having sex live on Guy's end of the convo. It's a brand new exciting WAYF watch and the lads are still miles apart. Tanya Ramero is back struggling with that shoebox of cash, Page is still trying to copulate with rare and precious minerals and Timbo and GuyGuy are trying to stay positive in the face of a less than ideal situation. A plodding, math heavy episode. The boys hope you like it.
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Guy's nickname, celebrity high school bullies, calling people 'bro' in Tim's voice; And that's just the first 3 and a half minutes! The Friendzone is the zone for friendship. It's also a space for Timbo and Guyguy to read listener mail, thank contributors and muse on the nature of NZ's potential political landscape (if you combined Lord of The Rings lore and the Flight of The Concords universer).
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And brought to you again through the magic of Skype. The boys have been listening by themselves, an ocean apart but nothing can stop them! Tim's making a roast with chilli potatoes, Guy is researching press junkets pre-watch. Guy and Tim introduce the concept of DadHead (JarHead's dad). Page is back and this week, he's trying to have sex with diamonds.
The lads also lay down a heavy theory about America exporting propaganda using annoying preppy college boys. You're going to enjoy this, we're all going to have a lot of fun.
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Shout out to KIRK LINDSAY for the Gameboy intro/outro based on season two's theme.
In the friendzone this week, our good wee boys are separated by a big stretch of water known as the Tasman Sea. Using their wits and technology though, this has proved no match for them. References to Guy's university career, flashback cuts of season one, excellent fan mail and a political ending await you.
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Guy and Tim are back in the pool and trying to describe the plot of WAYF in a few short minutes. Someone's playing baseball, there's extensive moustache chat. The boys beg the question - What is a comet? GuyGuy attempts a new recurring segment but Timbo is fair from convinced this one is going to go the distance. Also, our main man Monty has lost his underwear.
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We're back in the friendzone but Guy's missing some underwear! Trapped at the hands of dastardly technology, it was. But don't worry cause we've got donations and new intros to share. International shout outs, academic references, Gameboy music and your two best brave boys from New Zealand await your audio embrace.
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Third watch of the film and the boys' enthusiasm is palpably slowing. Gone are the confident calls of 'Citizen Kane of our generation' and in their place is questioning commentary. Questions about whether Zacole is really the hero we thought OR instead, a homophobic punchy man. Jarhead gets some much deserved spotlight in this ep as does one other quarter of the boys' quadrant, Johnny Depp.
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Welcome back to the friendzone. A zone where we talk as friends. Tim's got a bee in his bonnet and can't remember which Friendzone it is. Guy's on the top of the world and fears the friendzone turning into a popular comedy podcast from one Marc Maron.
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Guy and Tim have done a live record and it's all a bit shambolic. The audio quality is abysmal, the lads are far from perfect too. In a late night, in a comedy club, the second watch has yeilded strangely positive views of the film. Tim called it 'the Citizen Kane of our time'. The death of Squirrel and it's necessity to the narrative is discussed, as is the asshole-ness of (newly minted character) Jar-head.
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Guy and Tim are back in the friendzone rummaging through some listener-created intro track submissions. They're pretty bloody excellent TBQH IMPO. Also - a very expensive prop from Grown Ups 2 is on the market and the Paddy/Zac bro-down experiences an early hurdle.
There will be a live recording of their second watch at 11pm this Saturday at Monetcristo Comedy.
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Guy and Tim are back in front of the screen. A screen that will be playing WE ARE YOUR FRIENDS, the Zac Effron 2015 DJ movie once a week, every week, for the next year. It's an exciting time. A brand new shiny and altogether shorter adventure awaits our heroes. With no Sandler or Sex gals to hold the boys back are we in for a free and easy ride? Only one way to find out. Welcome to Season Three.
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The lads are back in the saddle. But a different saddle. A Pixels saddle. They're joined by Paul Verhoeven of the 28 Plays Later podcast in a very strange hotel room in central Melbourne to watch the 2015, 17% Rotten Tomatoes-awarded film PIXELS. In this podcast mash up (ft a very disturbing mash up intro) Guy, Tim and Paul delve back into the Sandlerverse replete with a Lamensoff, the usual sexism we've come to except AND a beautiful shitworld built on top of beloved franchises. Enjoy the terrible audio quality, a burned out Montgomery and three men united by hate.
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WorkJuice Presents: The Worst Scripted Event of All Time
Ben Acker and Ben Blacker, creators of the Thrilling Adventure Hour, teamed up with Tim Batt and Guy Montgomery, the creators/hosts of The Worst Idea of All Time podcast, in which the New Zealand-based comedians watched Grown Ups 2 every week for one year, to bring this one-of-a-kind live show to Los Angeles.
After watching Grown Ups 2 for 50 weeks, Tim and Guy wrote their own version of the movie, with their own brain-addled commentary.
Acker & Blacker produced this live read of that script starring The Thrilling Adventure Hour's WorkJuice Players Busy Philipps (Vice Principals) and Hal Lublin (We Got This), and TAH friends Kate Micucci (Garfunkel & Oates), Baron Vaughn (Grace & Frankie), Arden Myrin (MadTV), Mark McConville (Superego), Michael McMillian (True Blood), Jason Ritter (Parenthood), Humphrey Ker (Dymock Watson: Nazi Smasher), and Melanie Lynskey (Togetherness).
Jordan Katz and the Elements of Style, featuring Eric Kufs, perform the opening and closing music.
Are you in LA? Do you want to see the WorkJuice Players live? You're in luck! On Friday, April 22nd, at 10pm at Largo at the Coronet, WorkJuice Presents: Sparks Nevada's "I'm from Earth" Day Special starring Marc Evan Jackson, Paul F. Tompkins, the WJ Players, and very special guests. Get your tickets now:
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Guy and Tim pop back in to your ear holes to say hello and fill you in on what's coming soon. Recorded in a Melbourne AirBNB, on a bed, for you.
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Guy and Tim share are in NYC! The pair share their epic travelling tales in this mini episode and shower their appreciation on all the contributors to the show. Thank you one and all!
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Guy and Tim are on a plane. They are nearing the end. Tim is reaching very deeply to find a shining light. Guy is crossing the seasonal streams by introducing Steve Buscemi to Mr Big. The pilot is mic'ed up and NZ superstar Kim Crossman is also on board. Not long to go now folks.
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Guy and Tim are back in The Friendzone, enjoying some lovely music (courtesy of Mild 7 via Lotus Pool Records) and diving into some listener support, chatter from sub Reddit (r/TWIOAT). Intergallatic Gloryhole appears in the stars, Tim cannot remember Guy AND MORE SANDWICH JOKE EXPLAINATION!
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Oh boy, the lads are on the floor, beaten down and the ref has started the count. While not quite out of the fight yet, Guy and Tim are severly injured and mentally damaged. How many Hulk Hogans can stop a comet? What is the game of Cub? What is Coffee Guy's true origin? What was King from Tekken? Only one way to find out folks.
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Guy and Tim release a mini episode of the podcast to thank people who have been giving us money and let you know our impending plans!
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Guy and Tim are surrounded by summer. Deciding to open their hearts (and the studio door) to the surrounds welcomes in a bunch of neighbourhood kids cooling off in the pool and the sounds of cicadas. The Knife is also back in the co-host hot seat this week. Regular segments checking in with Brady, Dickbot and everyone's favourite big ideas man, Mr Big combine with discussions on Obama's weed smoking habits, Borat and Jamie Oliver.
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This ep brought to you by BIGPIPE.CO.NZ. The boys have enlisted the assistance of bloody excellent Aussie comedian Becky Lucas (@becky_lucas89) and she has watched the film hung over and emotional. Crying no less than seven times during the film, Becky is bringing some spicy, fair dinkum suggestions to Coffee Guy and Mr Big's Big Book of Ideas. Also on this week's venture; understanding ISIS, sympathy for Carrie and the continuing debate of the Sand Wedge (sandwich?) joke (joke?)
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Tim sounds like he's in a box. Why? Because apparently after over 100 episodes, the boys still haven't figured out how to record properly. After disabling his own microphone and having to come through Guy's, Tim is hyped up for The Worst Idea of All Time slummer party. It's a late night viewing and a pitch black podcast record. Another discussion of the 'sand wich' joke, a deep dive into the world of MKP (MPK to the unitiated) and some bold claims about Runkle's acting ability are abound.
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This tank is running low on gas folks. But luckily, the end is in sight for our two kiwi battlers. The Church of Noeth(spelling?), the ire of Nicky, the superior swimming skills of Guy - all are on show in this episode. A web-enabled rat super species are now a terrifying possibility and the wedding was probably expensive. ALSO - Guy and Tim are coming back to America for the finale episode.
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Tim's in Wellington, Guy's in Christchurch. But one thing won't change: These boys are spending the morning with MPK and four lovely ladies travelling to Abu Dhabi. The mood is low but shining lights still find a way to punch through. The movie's structure is discussed at a length it doesn't deserve and Brady's out to play.
Shout out to Joshua Peters who provided a brand new outro on this episode.
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Tim and Guy have blown their storage budget on the five hour episode so have to wait for a new month to click over to upload the new episode. Meanwhile, TWIOAT Experience Vol 1 is available now on Bandcamp. A $5 minimum Best Of collection of Season One of the podcast.
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This ep possible thanks to BIGPIPE.CO.NZ (and our gorgeous donators/merch buyers) features an all too overlooked character - Magda, the housekeeper. Is she a competing robot vying with Dickbot for domination? Is she a Russian spy? Miranda's importance to the Rat King arc is drawn out. Mr Big is splitting his focus between deadliest catch and a new idea: retractable, blendable knives in a pack the size of a deck of cards.
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This episode made possible by KARMA COLA! Guy and Tim dig into a very heavy Dickbot v Brady episode discussing the possibilities and probabilities of a Rat King going toe-to-toe with a cold, electronic maniac. The Pretender makes an appearance also, as does Viper and some Nickelodeon childhood memories. The boys sell out well and truly with merchandise now available on the website (worstideaofalltime.com if you're curious).
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That's right listeners, Mr Paul Scheer (host of How Did This Get Made) - the reason you probably know about Tim and Guy whatsoever, is finally on the podcast. And it's his third time watching Sex and The City 2! Paul joins the lads from Los Angeles and discusses men's packages, the general apparent loathing among the girls that seems to have spilled into the movie and a lack of desirable male partners for the film's protagonists. Thanks to KARMA COLA for their support of this episode.
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Guy and Tim seem to have subbed out for two good ol boys from the American South - Stevenson and Warren. They share stories from their past, their family and their unique perspective on the film shaped by their southern upbringing. BIGPIPE BROADBAND supports this episode, Brady watches over it and Warren and Stevenson wrap it on a musical number.
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Brought to you by BIGPIPE! Guy and Tim got bored so they've grabbed the microphone and roamed the streets of suburban New Zealand. Their trip includes fireworks blowing up in the background and a quick shop at the supermarket. While freaking out passers by who are watching two men with headphones on talking into beanie, a lot of ground is covered.
Tim digs into SJP's comparative acting strengths and weaknesses. He then proceeds to fill in some blanks on Coffee Guy's past. Guy is the smartest man in the room. Enjoy.
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Guy's in Melbourne, Tim's in New Zealand. The latter of the boys has strayed and briefly bailed to the glorious internet during this watch as he just couldn't take it anymore. Off the back of this diversion, we've got some IMDB facts about the film this week. A frank discussion on the nature of death by drowning, another chapter in the Brady v Dickdot battle and a flick through Big's Big Book of Ideas ensues.
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Guy and Tim have been sent a Elton John-flavoured Coffee Guy (Man) theme song from a fan. It's time for the Annual Hand Awards, the mere mention of Brady's name is eliciting fear all over the shop and Guy is tickled by an drink pouring extra in the wedding scene.
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KARMA COLA showers the boys in sponsor kisses this week. Guy takes us back to his Canadian adventures, Tim is now working in a bar. Mr Big meanwhile has found a way to sell octopus feces to the masses. Coffee Guy is putting rockets in shoes, on account of his inventor father, ya see? Meanwhile Carrie and Big have been spotted off the usual film set and they have NOT been well received.
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This ep is brought to you by Bigpipe so suck on that! Tim and Guy are back to the banal normal vanilla viewings at home and it's not going well. Talk about chimps ripping faces off, musical motifs and far too much time spent discussing whether Sex and The City 2 should have had a subtitle. Coffee Guy has a 4 metre wing span OR DOES HE?! There's a treasure map now and Dusty Springfield makes an appearance.
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Guy and Tim are back home. There's no guests. There's no flashy location. There's no live audience. Just two guys, one movie, 32nd watch.
Mr Big has a sixteen piece ska band. Guy flips his mattress because of French crumbs and possibly human discharge. A lot of whispering going on. Plus Coffee Guy has started educating children!
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Guy and Tim are in LA doing a live record during the #Audible LA Podcast Festival 2015. AND WHAT AN EPISODE! Guy talks masturbating to Lizzie McGuire, Tim's theory on where cheese comes from (again), the Grown Ups/Sex and The City cross over, random audience member's opinion on whether or not we're comedy geniuses (spoiler: we are) and all the Brady-loving, Mr Big Idea-ing, Shining Lighting, Coffee Guying updates you know and love.
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Paul F Tompkins joins the lads for the second part of this special two part episode. Bigpipe.co.nz also joins the fray in the form of a great sponsor. In this edition: PFT takes the lads through a cultural maze including a Streetcar Named Desire and a horror film called Thinner.
The Dickbot v Brady rumble gains exciting new perspectives and there's one hell of a three-way scat off as the trio delve into what that crazy coffee consumer is up to this week.
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