Cobra Kai Never Dies

It's an Alli Mills world and we're just living in it, man. The greatest living legend of West Valley High pencils us into her extremely packed Christmas social calendar just in time to break everyone's hearts. Plus: snake stealing hijinks! 

We're busting out to officially call the All Valley committee to order: three dojos duke it out with city government, Robby is straight outta juvie, and the music soars as we bear witness to Sam & Miguel part 2, Carmen & Johnny, and... the faint ballad of Robby/Tory?!

At long last, there's a hot new dojo on the scene! Unfortunately, we can't check it out because we're still trapped in a fishing boat with only Sam and Daniel's Miyagi memories for company. Save us, Kyler! 

Who is Kreese? We may never know. But join us anyway for an exciting deep dive into origin stories, new Cobra Kai recruits, vintage Johnny internet action, and more LaRusso's dojo lease shenanigans! 

This week, we bless the rains down in Okinawa: reformed sociopath Chozen zip-lines in to school Daniel, Miyagi continues to a withholding sensei from beyond the grave, finally, we see the glimmers of Darth Robby and Darth Sam! 

After 30 years, we're heading back to Okinawa! Daniel is straight trippin over Kumiko, and Miyagi and Yuki's steamy sex transcripts finally see the light of day. Also: bitter accusations of being Team Robby are flung around irresponsibly. Don't miss out!

Finally, the car dealership corporate takeover fans clamoring for! Also this week: Miguel fundraising hits a fever pitch, Daniel is Tokyo-bound, and we get a glimpse of poor, jilted Robby through the juvie prison bars. 

This time on the pod: Tory's got 99 problems, Johnny and Daniel hit the mean streets of Receda to hunt down their lame karate son, and we're given the rare and precious gift that is TEEN KREESE. 

We're back and ready to process the fallout of the West Valley karate riot: the return of rock bottom Johnny, memory-lane enthusiast Daniel, and the start of our great national nightmare: Robby on the run! 

Strap in for our inaugural mailbag episode where we play fast and loose with fan questions, internet theories, and edgy character arcs and backstories that may or may not come to pass in Season 3! 

After one hot, typhoon-filled summer in Okinawa, we're finally back to cover the action-packed sequel that taught us everything we know about friendship, bonsai resale values, and REVENGE! Come for a pudgy Daniel and an extra zany Miyagi, but stay late at the dojo for Sensei/international plutonium merchant Terry Silver. Join us! 

Reporting live from quarantine! The year is 1986 and Daniel is blowing his college fund to stalk Miyagi all the way to a curiously depopulated village in Okinawa. And if they're going, we're going. Join Lata and Nina as we sacrifice precious life force to discuss the ins and outs of KK2: ancient feuds, a random typhoon, and all the women Miyagi loved and eventually ghosted. 

It's been a cruel, cruel summer, but we've survived long enough to witness Tory's epic fight face, an all out high-school brawl that leaves Lata's karate son Miguel is in the hospital, and the return of Kreese aka the Phantom of the Dojo! You've come this far with us, time to go all the way.

On the heels of season 2 finale, this episode brings all the pulpo! Join us as we discuss Tory and Sam's inexplicable training montages, Johnny/Daniel double dating up a storm, and yet another innocent teen party ruined by karate rivalries. 

Lull over! This week: Johnny gets on his fancy smartphone and tries out all the dating apps, Daniel mounts an aggressively lame campaign to win back his poor overworked wife, and we try to fill the gaping void left by one Sensei Kreese. We do it all for the glory of love. 

Before Lata and Nina go on a holiday "lull," we're breaking down episode 7! The Cobra Kai teens do a Rambo exercise in the woods, Kreese is well on his way to jumping the shark, and we're all forced to watch the horrifying mating dance of Robby and Sam. 

Eyyy, we're taking a trip down memory lane! Buckle up as we discuss the impromptu reunion of 80's bullies (Jimmy! Bobby! That other guy!), Kreese kreese'ing the shit all over the Cobra Kai dojo, and the dangerous allure of one, Terry Silver. It's episode 6, somebody get a body bag! 

Halfway through season 2, baby. We're discussing the final transformation of Eli Moskowitz to Hawk/Karate Incel, the dubious utility of Wheel Technique, and the culmination of all that karate.flirting. We're ALL IN. Are you?

Picture it. Mogadishu in the 90's. Or was it Rwanda? Who knows! Join Lata and Nina as we finally delve into the complex origins of one John Kreese and perhaps experience our own moment of truth. 

On this episode: Johnny discovers the internet, Miyagi Do and Cobra Kai put on dueling demos at Valley Fest, and we run the numbers on just how much money Daniel is siphoning from LaRusso Auto/Anthony's college fund to make terrible ads for his failing dojo. Join us!

Lata and Nina are back...in black. Just like the episode! Join us as we celebrate the grand opening of Miyagi-Do, dissect training exercises that may or may not leave you with permanent brain damage, and ponder the hypnotic allure of Kreese's karate pout. 

Guys, we're back. And in our absence.... Kreese has crashed the dojo. THIS IS NOT A DRILL. Join us to answer the questions on all our minds: Where has Kreese been? Where is he going? ...And just what the fuck is in that duffel bag he's carrying? It's Season 2: time to stop the ass-kissing and start the ass-kicking. 

Coming down from the exhilarating high of finishing the first season of Cobra Kai, Lata and Nina go back, WAY BACK, to where it all started. Before the fancy cappuccino maker, the house in Encino Hills, who was Daniel-san? Who was Johnny? Join us as we wax on and wax off about the movie that started it all and the eccentric old man from Okinawa who has stolen our hearts.

We never thought we'd make it, but here we are. The culmination of a season's worth of training, simmering rivalries, and all that unresolved All Valley trauma. In the season finale, all the hottest dojos go head to head, Daniel dispenses more dubious karate life lessons, and a mysterious cigar-smoking silhouette inflames our imaginations. Will Cobra Kai take the gold? Will Robbie Keene remain #unaffiliated? Find out now as we cover the sporting event of the century!

On our longest episode yet, Lata and Nina bear witness to the Cobra Kai teens crashing a cool canyon party (that's a thing, apparently), the sudden appearance of Darth Miguel, and Johnny/Daniel's nostalgia-fueled bonding sesh being rudely interrupted by the omnipresent Robby Keene. Thanks a lot, Robby! 

What really went down at the 1984 All Valley tournament? In episode 8, Johnny finally tells us his side of the story, Robby gets a smooth jazz karate training montage in the woods, and Louie does something stupid...again. It's all going down in episode 8, so take a listen! Don't get left out. Like Anthony LaRusso. 

Can a cobra change its scales?  Is a bonsai the perfect metaphor for the human spirit?  Is Golf N' Stuff truly the ultimate venue for a first date?  Lata and Nina ponder these and the other great existential questions of our time in their review of episode 7!

We're halfway through season one! Just in time for the first official Cobra Kai training montage, a predictably insane Daniel LaRusso real-estate revenge plot, and a peek into the sad, sad world of Robby Keene. 

Lata and Nina investigate the greatest cold case of our time: who defaced Daniel LaRusso's billboard? Also, stay tuned for Robby Keene's very 90's teen angst, the continued neglect of Anthony LaRusso, and expert opinions on the most patriotic plant you can own. It's here, it's now, it's episode 4! 

Lata and Nina are reporting live from the Halloween Dance where Daniel is skulking around the local high school, Miguel debuts a throwback Esqueleto costume, and Johnny tries to rustle up interest in his fledgling dojo using a rad internet site! 

Lata and Nina are back to discuss the action-packed Ep. 1.02 - Strike First! We introduce Daniel's backstory, all the new teens, and the little known #teamAnthonyLaRusso, Also, Kyler's back, baby. IN A BIG WAY. 

Nina and Lata discuss the pilot episode of Cobra Kai, the TV series sequel to the Karate Kid movies we didn't know we wanted but actually desperately needed.  34 years after losing the All Valley Karate Championship, Johnny Lawrence decides to reopen the Cobra Kai Dojo while his high school adversary, Daniel LaRusso, runs a successful auto business.