How Was Your Week with Julie Klausner

"Let's Start With Similes" Ep. 236

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This week Julie (your old pal) contemplates grout, cassowary feet, and Billy Joel.

All hail Salt-N-Peppa in 1993. Nobody has been or will be better than them. Meow!

"Animals Are Unpredictable and Untrained" Ep. 235

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Hello friends! Julie is back to discuss naughty sheep, some of her famous cooking tips, and the spectrum of opinions on Mother's Day.

New York City is losing its mind! Have some banana bread.

Ada Calhoun: "Hannigan-core" Ep. 234

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The world is TERRIBLE but your friend Julie is here to chat with you and help pass the time. This week we discuss Debbie Reynolds, precocious children, and chat with Nate about the time Julie abandoned him at a screening of The Diving Bell and the Butterfly.

Then we have the supreme honor of talking to Ada Calhoun about Why We Can't Sleep, her incredible book about Gen X women.

Thank god for Sondheim!

"Astronaut Heavy" Ep. 233

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Julie has found the source of the virus and it all comes down to Renée Zellweger.

In other news, we discuss The Taking of Pelham 123, a seitan brisket, and the beautiful women of vintage prison films.

Stay indoors and watch TCM, pals.

DOUBLE THREAT Preview

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Julie has a brand new podcast with her pal Tom Scharpling (The Best Show) called DOUBLE THREAT! Enjoy this sneak preview and subscribe to DOUBLE THREAT on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you listen to podcasts. DOUBLE THREAT premieres on Monday April 6th with new episodes EVERY Monday.

Produced by the Forever Dog Podcast Network.

"A Top Hat" Ep. 232

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Everything is so bad! But in these trying times, Julie is here to discuss nazi-fighting fish, vegan shoes, Kat Von D's lamp, and Under the Skin.

Please look at the Welch goats. We love you.

"Shmine-Eleven" Ep. 231

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Your friend Julie is back and ready to explore the great indoors with you! We've got thoughts on our current national crisis, a recap of The Experience, and a pivot to veganism.

Thanks to you for listening and thanks to Robin Columbo for all she does.

"Poppins Grappling" Ep. 230

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It is 2019 and Julie has some thoughts about Mary Poppins grooming children, an idea for a new small business, and an update on Merle Allin's ongoing relationship with DryBar.

Oh yeah, and John Kasich attacked her through air travel arrangements and it was worse than Fyre Festival. Don't worry, vaccines still work.

"Into a Box of Mike and Ike's" Ep. 229

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I've got a puzzle for you, loyal How Was Your Weeklies. What's the difference between a Garbage Pail Kid and the current administration? Answer: Klausner can talk for hours about one of those!

Also, your pal Julie K. has a new SNL-related superpower to unveil and some thoughts about the interior design business featured in the podcast-turned-television series Dirty John. Hold on to your seat, Eric Bana.

“I Wanted a Vegetarian Meal” Ep. 228

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Hello How Was Your Weeklies! On this episode, Jubees discusses the most fuckable Christopher Lloyd character, we review the discography of the musical artist Kermit the Frog, and meet a doula who can’t spell but who CAN encapsulate a placenta.

So, unless you’re Joan Collins eating soup, strap in to hear about the Yiddish Fiddler, 9/11, and Mr. Jazz’s teef in episode 228.

#StephenHawking

“All This Horrible Stuff” Ep. 227

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Hellos my lovelies! TRIGGER WARNING: People have not been nice to Tracy Chapman.

This episode starts with Nazis and the theme continues. But don't worry, there are also some thoughts on what to do with all the fruits and vegetables you have in your basement freezer. Oh yeah, and there are beavers in this podcast and they're not a moment too soon.

Oh and hey, do you like Fosse? Do you like grapes? Do you like UNCLEAN COMEDY? Congratulations, then you're a sociologist.

"Jew Hands" Ep. 226

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Lordy, lordy look who's Jubees! After banishing Pennywise the clown back to his dark ride, Miss Klausner escaped to Europe for an actual, non-expensed, vacation.

As such, we will cover fairy tales, theme park foods, pizza lovers, and what exactly killed Duke, the Bush's Baked Beans dog. Some opinions you can keep to yourself dad, but tell your bullies how much you love episode 226!

"Chaotic Tumescence" Ep. 225

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Jubees has made a big list of her favorite musicals (which AREN'T in order) because look around, what the fuck else is there to do?

Then we discuss documentaries about wonderful people (and also Marlon Brando), some thoughts about DJ Khaled and ice cream, and a giant fuck you to the American healthcare system for everyone but cats.

Whatever you do, don't put a Pepsi on your erection.

"Mumps High" Ep. 224

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"BUY YOURSELF A HIGHLIGHT MAGAZINE!" – Goofus, Gallant, and Jubees

This week Julie has a certain anti-vaxx goth lady to roast – and how! On a similar note, where are all the smart people? Why cannot we keep them around?

There's also some horrible pedophiles, Jerry Springer's money pile, and some thoughts on why the Tonys should be on PBS.

As a final note: Bake cakes for gay people you fucking losers. Enjoy episode 224!

"Kenny Contour" Ep. 223

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THERE IS A DRILLING NOISE AND IT WILL NOT STOP. DRILLLLLLL!

This week we discuss having Shabbat dinner at a Wendy's DRILLLLLLL! get a few goth updates DRILLLLLLL! debate home births on Instagram DRILLLLLLL! and see a Branson Beauty. DRILLLLLLL!

Finally, we stop in with a lovesick pal and discover just how he learned to dance and if you can watch him now.

DRILLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

"Can't Climb Up the Stairs" Ep. 222

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Well Jubees has some breaking news for you regarding a several goths (including the world's oldest), DJ Khaled's inability to freestyle a taco, and the dark twisted history of Goofus and Gallant.

Will we have time for a line reading from Marisa Tomei? You bet your ass we will. There is also a very sexy poem about a very good boy. Please, enjoy episode 222 and recycle it to your friends.

"Learning Audiences" Ep. 221

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Pick up your phone, a beautiful redhead has THINGS TO SAY.

First we need to talk about dangerous nonsense like 90s gender dynamics, Jilly Juice, Charles Manson, and the musical Frozen.

Then we're going through Cool Dog Gear, the Murphy Brown reboot, and an excellent idea I had at my doctor's office.

Don't worry, there will be time for Garry Shandling sex dreams!!!

"Basically Air" Ep. 220

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Stop pulling that antenna off that car and get over here, there's a new How Was Your Week! Julie is fresh from glamorous LA where she had been seen hobnobbing with Ted, the dirty teddy bear, and every single Minion. Don't worry there's also some very stupid dogs, Jesus, and Rojo Caliente. See you in the recording studio for Over the Hedge!

"Three Gay Birds" Ep. 219

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Ooohhh, I love the pods and the pods love me!

Hello to you and welcome to this week's discussion of Oscar films, lead paint, and Victor Mature.

There is also a bit of sex, a dab of polka, and some musings on the personalities of hounds and their owners.

You're the pudding mix in my salad, Twisty!

"Consider the Mollusk" Ep. 218

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Hello my little horse chestnuts, 'tis I, the queens of whole foods (not the store).

This week we have an emotional journey through a dog's magnificent and necessary birthday party, my potential allergies, Anthony Weiner, and a cake that aspires to be more famous than Rihanna.

Slide into this baby like a bare foot into an Ugg boot!

"The Burlington Mouse" Ep. 217

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Is that a death mask you're wearing or did you just get some micro-blading done? Either way, it looks scabby!

Miss Julie has returned to you and boy does she has some piping hot takes on Valentine's Day, human torture, and RuPaul's Drag Race! Does she have one on Star Wars? Yes, the old one because of Carrie Fisher and no other one.

There is also a very busy mouse you're going to have to deal with and that's just the way it is, pal.

"A Ramekin Full of Lye" Ep. 216

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Guess who it is! A globetrotting Jubee with tales of dudes and foods. Only one of those was worth the airfare to Yurope, can you guess which?

Plus: We dissect the plot of Rosemary’s Baby... also full of disappointing men!

It’s okay, Jimmy learned some new opera skillz – which is the main thing. Stick around for episode 216 and watch Difficult People on Hulu, ya dopes!

"A Bell Tolling" Ep. 215

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JUBEES BEAT HITLER! WE'RE BACK!

This week, while other cats want to fly, fold, and make bouquets, Jimmy wants to brandish his knife.

Meanwhile, we discuss David Lynch, German hotel managers, the goyim, and the 7 deadly sins (such as bird dancing, water parks, and chewing gum).

You are not dying. Watch Watch Difficult People season 3!

"Something My Body is Doing" Ep. 214

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Gather round and hear the tale (or should we say TAIL) of Julie's recent emotional reckoning with the musical Cats (and also real cats)!

Then we'll deal with the cavalcade of stars at the DNC, this Pikachu character, and Margot Robbie – who is NOT basic anymore, as the posters for her new movie are aggressively telling us.

Can you wear a white suit if you're not Steve Martin in the 70's? You'll find out in episode 214.

"Where's That Ouija Board?" Ep. 213

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Well, we've got what you've been waiting for: JULIE DISSECTS THE 1990 EROTIC DRAMA WHITE PALACE!

Also, Brian De Palma has some thoughts! What are you waiting for, a split screen?

Cher's the best, but episode 213 is pretty great too!

More desserts? I'll pray for you.

"Like Your Bodies Are On Fire" Ep. 212

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Hello there, How-Was-Your-Weeklies! Guess who's back? It's your pal Julie reporting live from the streets of New York Cit-ay.

Here's some things we need to discuss: Daddy issues, The OJ Simpson doc, The Tony's, and the patriotism of jury duty.

Are you a bodega cat? We love your work. Are you a bodega cat owner? Doubly so.

Also: Be sure to take notes on everything that is clarified in part one before part two, it is crucial information.