The Hal and Paul Football Log

In this week's Log, Hal and Paul talk all the usual guff about football and the like, and Hal interviews Stephen De Couto, who is doing something quite remarkable! Hal and Paul on the other hand, are just talking guff, which isn't that remarkable I suppose. All this and more in your new, less popular than it used to be, Hal and Paul Football Log!

Super injunctions, playoffs, Cristiano Ronaldo, more playoffs, Eastlands, more playoffs, La Liga, playoffs, promotions, relegations, playoffs, Russian nuclear disasters, playoffs, Old Trafford banners and more in this week's mammoth Log! Enjoy! #SaveLovejoy

We're back, again! London bus like, we return for our third log in about 10 days! It's Royal Wedding day, and while the rest of the country gets all teary eyed over the nuptials, Hal and Paul talk Classicos, Newcastle, Premiership and plenty more besides! It's another great installment of the Hal and Paul Football Log - enjoy! Don't forget, football_log@yahoo.co.uk for feedback/praise/insults

In this week's log, Paul chats to Raphael Honigstein about Schalke, Marketing, Dortmund, Bayern and fantasy appearances, Hal chastises Paul for his silly cough and terrible phone line, Hal and Paul chat about Arsenal, Blackpool, promotion and relegation from the Championship, Paul is even less bothered about Hal's lower league one to watch than usual, and we don't quite have time to talk about the secrets of Russian Dolls. All this and more in your new dose of the Log! Save Lovejoy, and enjoy!

We're back! Again! But this time to stay. Well, we hope so anyway. In this slightly shortened log, we talk mostly Classico but mention the FA Cup, Paul Scholes' tackling ineptitude, Sergio Ramos' handling ineptitude, Heurelho Gomes' handling ineptitude, and my apparent love for using apostrophes after the S. We also remain entirely professional throughout, as always, with not a single stupid moment where Paul laughs like a girl. Or something. Enjoy! Oh, and Save Lovejoy!

In this week's Log...we're back!! Sorry for our continued absence, those of you who are still listening! Since we realise that number will be 0, we talk about Cricket for the whole 40 minutes. Not really! Oh, it's all the usual banter you've missed so much since last we invaded your airwaves...enjoy! As always, football_log@yahoo.co.uk to chat/inform/educate/insult us.

It's Log Time, and Hal and Paul discuss lots and lots about lots and lots, as per usual. We look at the dubious ethics of Honduran goalkeepers, the French and their temperament, last gasp drama and more evidence why fans shouldn't be leaving early, bad jokes, and Paul may or may not make a couple of oblique references to his ankle. Have a nice Log!

In this week's log, Hal and Paul are reunited at long last after months of secret meetings costing £1200 a night. We cover the big leagues, Vfl Bochum, an unexpected Korea change for Kim Jong-Hun (see what we did there?) Mark Lawrenson's idiocy, a name you'll never forget, and listener e-mails, not to mention much much more. So, get logging!

In this week's Log, Hal and Paul discuss the spate of ridiculous results in the Premiership, is the Championship actually rubbish, what will happen to La Liga, and address Man City's midfield conundrum and put the lid on "Scholes for England." Also, we look at more funny team names, discuss pants, alarm clocks and Katie Melua, not to mention a 9 day traffic jam in Beijing and Hal reveals his sensitive, PC side to the world! Have a nice Log!

Part II sees us discussing all things Facebook group related, Paul catches up with OffsideSarah to discuss some issues regarding Ligue 1 and we ponder a future spent apart as Hal announces his leaving plans...and loads of other stuff too, naturlich!

In part one of this week's epic log, Hal and Paul discuss the news about Kevin Blackwell, the possible future of Sheffield United's managerial merry go round, Premiership news, lots of other stuff and Paul talks to Raphael Honigstein about the Bundesliga in our first of two interviews about the German and French leagues.

Our first mid-summer Log sees us rambling on talking absolute rubbish as per usual, shout-outs to our new Twitter friends and summing up some other football pish. Enjoy!

In this week's phone log, Hal and Paul preview the World Cup Quarter Finals, talk about the England game and the future of our nation's football, and Paul reveals his masterplan to solve the problem of video technology.

In our first Log for a long long time, Hal and Paul cover their charity day out at Darlington, we hear from Gaizka Mendieta and find out what Marco Gabbiadini would do if attacked by a duck-sized horse. We also slag a guy from Corrie off. Why not?! Also included, lots of World Cup chat, including how many Kims have a long Korea in front of them? All this and more in the Hal and Paul Football Log!

In our new log, Paul is back on form making huge mistakes and inaccuracies while Hal puts up with him. Everything is covered as the season comes towards an end, we celebrate Shteve McClaren, not a thing we ever thought we'd say, and La Liga, Serie A, Premiership and Bundesliga are covered in our Log goodness. Enjoy!

In our latest phone log (that's right listeners, we now despise each other so much we can't even be in the same room) we cover every league in Europe (except the French - and nothing's happening there anyway...) and every European competition, results, rumours, fixtures, and all the rest. There's Paul's Spanish one to watch, a World Cup quiz question, and all the razor sharp analysis that you can fit into a large orange suit. Enjoy!

In this brand spanking new episode, Hal and Paul record on Skype for the first time - and quite possibly the last. We'll see. Anyway, it's as packed as ever, with pretty much every last damn thing that happens in football covered, in some detail to boot, with a healthy amount of purist-bothering tripe talked inbetween as well. Sorry it's been so long Loggers, enjoy!!

In this week's super log, Hal and Paul examine the International Friendlies, the sad news about Keith Alexander, the possibility that the Europa League isn't a complete joke, Serie A and La Liga, not to mention other international news, the Premiership (the best league in the world ever - thanks to Sky TV for that scientific research) the Championship, League One, League Two, the return of the Lower League one to watch, Paul's shocking knowledge or lack thereof of lower league football and Hal's shocking knowledge, or lack thereof, of International Footballing Records set by Brazilians that Pele claims are impotent. What more could you possibly want?

In this week's epic log, Hal and Paul redress the balance of last week's effort, covering just about everything there is to cover in the world of football, from matters foreign and domestic to speculation and controversial opinion. No stone left unturned, and we have a dabba doo time.

In this week's log, Hal and Paul discuss transfer dealings, massive footballers, short shorts, and more! There's Obscure Mid-90s Footballer of the week - what really happened in that St James' toilet? Lastly, we touch on how terrible Arsenal were against Man United and what we think might happen in the Champions League. Also, Paul storms out, but not really.