IRL UK Podcast

It’s a special episode this week as it’s the start of IRL’s MATERNITY LEAVE. But before we go, we’ve got four new totally horrendous and ridiculous stories – and two old favourites to celebrate.

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No, this episode is not a Keith Lemon tribute – it’s waaaay more gross than that. Yep.

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What’s the spunkin ghoooooost? Is it something really cryptic and a funny play on words? Absolutely not, friends.

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If you wanted to steal a load of gold, what would you do? Well, let’s just say, after weeks of waiting, we’ve finally got an UP THE BUM story.

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There’s plenty of nudity in this week’s episode… and two animals, who – while one may appear cuddly – are APPARENTLY, just as terrifying (they’re not really, squirrel guy needs to calm down).

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Never work with kids, animals or grandads the saying goes – so we’ve shoved all of them into this week’s episode. Of course.

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Even the title this week, when made ‘safe’ for publishing, sounds really bloody gross doesn’t it? Soooooooorry. You’ll enjoy it though, we PROMISE (ok, we think you will).

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Is this episode super-phallic? Why yes, it is. So get stuck in…

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What WOULD happen if a wrapped hot dog flew at your face at a million miles an hour? Well, seeing as you asked, we’ll tell you, in this here episode.

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Sadly, no toffee crisp free with this episode, just loads of laughs. That’s better right?

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You know what’s easy as 1-2-3? Finding loads of weirdos to feature on this show. Oh, and if you’re home alone this weekend, maybe don’t listen to the last creeeeeeepy story.

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SQUID MOUTH. Squid. Mouth. Sure you might not know all the details, but you know it's gonna be gross. But guess what? That's not even the most gross thing on today's show.

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Some deep questions in this week's episode... like, 'If you were to use a vegetable as contraception, which vegetable would you use?' And also, why is it ok for vapers to BLOW THEIR BUBBLEGUM FLAVOUR AIR INTO OUR FACES???

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What do you get from the petrol station? The odd Lion bar? Some petrol (don’t worry, we can’t afford cars either)? A tin of travel sweets? We can promise you, you won’t guess why the guy on this week’s show decided to pop along. ENJOY.

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OBVIOUSLY we don’t condone drugs, but if we did, we’d have to admit the idea of a high raccoon is pretty funny. If you want to know what a frank-inserter is, you’ll have to listen, because we can’t write it down without being thrown into jail.

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Ain’t no party like a seagull party! Woooohoooo! And it’s a good job we never printed those t-shirts, because as one of this week’s stories proves, LOTS of damage can be done…

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It’s pun-tastic this week, because, GUESS WHAT? All of those stories are much ruder than they first appear. OF COURSE THEY ARE.

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This week guys, Anna has got a treat for you. And it’s a Sunday Sport special. Yep, get ready for outlandish outrageousness on toast.

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Happy Easter everybody! For this week’s podcast, we’ve packed it with stories as sick as you’re gonna feel after eating all those eggs – yeah, we see you.

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13 is unlucky for some, so think how bad a HUNDRED and 13 could be… but not you lot, because there’s another TOTALLY HILARIOUS podcast out today. Just for you. Brilliant.

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We’d hate to say no animals were harmed in the making of this podcast, but some bad stuff happens guys… it’s just not our fault though, so…

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Accidentally an animal semi-special. NO, not like that, as in a PART special. Jeez, you guys are gross.

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110! We should be dead now! Or put down.

We’ve got some pretty gross stories this week, so maybe don’t listen over breakfast, if you’re not a fan of using body parts for necklaces.

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Yes, there are two bird-themed stories in this week’s podcast, but don’t worry, no animals were hurt in the making of this podcast… well, only emotionally.

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What would you do if your partner came home and uncovered you cheating on them? Well, you’d pretend your bit on the side was a doll… wouldn’t you? Wouldn’t you?? NO OF COURSE NOT.

For this and more morons, listen up folks.

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Not sure why, but we felt all this week’s stories should be in first person magazine headlines. Why not eh? It just kinda worked…

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FOR LEGAL REASONS THE STORIES DISCUSSED IN THIS WEEK’S ABSOLUTELY FILTHY PODCAST HAVE NOTHING TO DO WITH ACTUAL EAMONN HOLMES.

However, they do include stories about chicken nuggest, Tetris and a lost internet girlfriend. Standard.

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We don't know why, but there's a bit of an airplane theme to this week's episode... though of course, when it comes to us, it's never glamorous travels.

Also, could you drink 20 litres of Lucozade a day? Let us know. And please don't blame us if the experiment goes totally wrong.

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HAPPY NEW YEAR SICKOS!

We’re back, it’s 2018… and nothing’s really changed.

Running through the six weirdest stories of the week – including a special report on what everyone’s been, err, sticking up places that they shouldn’t – you’ll either laugh, cry or vomit. And what more could you ask for?

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HOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHOHO

Merry Christmas one and all.

Here is our present to all of you – another episode of IRL UK Podcast.

Thanks for spending another year with us – we love you all, and we hope you’ll still love us when we return in 2018.

TELL ALL YOUR WEIRD FAMILY THAT YOU HAVE TO SPEND THE NEXT WEEK WITH ABOUT US!

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IT’S (nearly) CHRISTMAAAAAAAS!

And as our present to you, this episode, including stories that will make you gasp, cry and possibly vom.

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There are a LOT of animals in this episode. Which is, quite frankly, ideal.

If you’re already over all the festive sweetness, this week’s episode is the ideal antidote because, as ever, it’s rotten.

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We’ve JUST recovered from our 100th birthday hangovers, and are back with just as much filth as ever.

Nothing’s changed, except that we’ve found even more weirdos.

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There’s a lot of rude stuff in this week’s show – it’s ideal for six-year-old boys, which is, of course, our ideal level.

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Something in this episode makes Rhiannon laugh so much she cries… and it doesn’t even involve tha peen. True story. So listen up… don’t worry, there is some gross stuff too.

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WE ARE 100!!! We should really grow out of this... but we NEVER will. We promise.

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Don’t you just LOVE a 99 – lovely creamy ice, er, cream… and a chocolatey treat. Perfect for a summers day. Well, this episode is NOTHING like that. Of course.

 

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This episode is powered by SQUASH. Have you heard of it? Remember that story about the lady bread… well get ready for the necklace jewellery. Ready? You’re not… we promise. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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Guys, Anna punched a fly! This and other absolute gems on this week’s IRL UK podcast… it’s pretty gross. Even by our standards. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and  Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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We’re pretty happy with our dinosaur pun, we hope you’ll appreciate it when you come to the story – and not judge us for laughing quite a lot. NO-ONE JUDGE US. Even though we’ve spent the whole episode judging some poor unfortunate souls… Classic IRL. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and  Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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You will not BELIEVE what a John Virgo lookalike gets up to in this week’s episode. Actually, if you’ve listened to IRL UK before, you might have some idea… Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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SORRY, after a week off, we're FINALLY here with our take on that first date poopy window horror story. And our take is mainly, LOL. Also, this week we seriously ask you, 'Would you buy a tshirt saying, "Up the jacksie no baby"?' Do let us know. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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Do you know what 93-year-olds like us like… all manner of dirty things. Just like the OAPs we chat about in this episode. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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HIYA. We’re back. As we are ever Friday. Just FYI. And after WEEKS of searching, we finally found a story that is about something up the bum. Woohoo! Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube to find us. Plus, we're @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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This show was supposed to be quick, because Rhiannon and Anna are off to the pub – but we also couldn’t help ourselves wittering on, when it came to these stories. We’ve got a new meaning to the phrase needle d*ck, a woman who is literally ALWAYS TURNED ON and a story involving a seagull that will make you never want to sunbathe again. But then again, why would you? Be pale like us two! Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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Hey! We made the title kinda rhyme! Kinda… Happy 90th to us. What did we do on our 90th birthday, you ask? Talked about whether it hurts to be stung by a bee more on your bell, or your shaft. Fun times. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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Hiya! We’re back with a load of good stuff this week – and some stuff that will make you feel slightly nauseous. But isn’t that why you love us? We hope so. Fans of Jammy Dodgers and Ja Rule are also sure to love this episode. So there’s that… Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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Guess what? We’re drunk again! Oops. That won’t stop us bringing you the weirdest stories from around the world that are happening… IN REAL LIFE. Well, aside from those tantric hugs… we’re gonna just pretend that’s not happening. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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Oh HI, sorry, we didn't notice you there, because we were SO PLEASED with ourselves coming up with that top Margaret Atwood-related pun. Wow. Anyway, we promise the show gets better, mainly because as it progresses, we get more and more DRUNK. Yes, we've swapped squash for wine! Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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Every week we bring you some of the weirdest stories around, but this week we feel like we’ve found a real load of… characters. How many jars of Nutella do you think you could eat? What football manager would you have tattooed all over your body? And how good of a multi-tasker are you really? Not as good as one of ladies this week. We PROMISE you that. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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We are serving you up some real classy shiz this week IRL fans… double animal stories, some manhood stuff, some poop stuff and one that is frankly one of the worst bits of DIY we’ve ever heard of. If you love our podcast, then why not let everyone you know, know? Persuade, force, bribe all your nearest and dearest to listen to IRL UK and, hey, at least you’ll both be able to laugh TOGETHER about the fact a man had to have half his guts cut out. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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Nut gravy – not gravy for vegetarians. Very much, errrr, not vegetarian actually. Talking of funny food, this episode also includes contains some people who think you can survive off air. Guess how Anna feels about that? Great. Reeeeeal great. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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And we mean a TOTAL BALLS UP. Want to know what we’re talking about? Well it’s worse than you could imagine. This week we’ve got fidget spinners, vampires, a ghastly tattoo and a mystery pooper. Yes, it’s business as usual. Also, if you have the answer to our question re where balls can and can’t go, please do let us know. Ta. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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We're back again, again! Take your mind off all things political and basically anything important and come join us for some absolutely truly disgusting stories that we can't even mention in this description or we'd get banned from wherever you're reading this. We promise to make you laugh this week - especially if you enjoy Anna telling Rhiannon off for saying rude words. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and YouTube and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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WE. ARE. BACK. Thank you for your patience. And we are still pretty disgusting. This week we’ve got loads of the usual type of real life stories that will have you cringing, crying (hopefully with laughter) and possibly feeling quite sick. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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We are 80! 80! We should be maturing… NAH Don’t worry, we never will. To prove it, this week we’ve got some stories at various body parts, from balls to ovaries, some freaky relationships and, well, some damn good chicken. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)

 

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OH HAI THERE IRL UK LOVERS! This week we’ve got some particularly disturbing stories, but – according to Anna’s law – as long as we only say poop and not p*o, then we’re all good. We hope you think so too. Thanks as ever for all the stories you send us, many of which feature this week. Next week we turn 80, so we’re making big plans with our false teeth in… NOT REALLY, we’ll just be here with the same gross stories as ever. SEE YOU THEN HOPEFULLY. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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There are some CLASSIC IRL UK stories in this week’s episode. Some are so vile that we couldn’t even include them in the episode title. Anna claims one is her FAVOURITE story so far… so there you go. What else do you want from us? Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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We are BUZZING to tell you about the fancy piece of jewellery, can we just say?! When we get to that bit in the podcast, that joke’s going to really make you laugh, ok? Anyway, hopefully, thanks to loads of other rank/weird individuals, there should be some laughs before that too. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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THIS EPISODE IS IN NO WAY INTENDED ON BEING LIBELLOUS ABOUT ED SHEERAN AND ANYWAY WE’VE GOT NO MONEY SO DON’T BOTHER SUING US COOL THANKS. If you think fishy bum and mum’s special soap sounds bad then, hey, guess what? You’d be TOTALLY right. And there’s more where that came from. But HEY, vote for us in the British Podcasting Awards audience awards anyway, yeah? Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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“What the eff is ponda?” we hear you cry. Well, there’s only one way to find out – by listening to this week’s IRL UK Podcast. You will of course find out much more than that… like how sexy a cement mixer can be, how you should love lambs despite extra limbs (ANNA) and whether you can be too close to your mum. PLEASE vote for us in the British Podcast Awards' Audience Award. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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OH HI THERE, have you voted for us in the British Podcast Awards yet? If not, we’re not sure this episode will persuade you… Only joking, of course it’s brilliant as ever and jampacked with stories to make you laugh/hurl/wish you didn’t have ears anymore. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)

 

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We have got some CRACKING stories for you this week… and a right old range. Yes there’s the general gross out stuff, but there’s also some royal business. Hark at us! If you enjoy the podcast this week, why not also vote for us in the British Podcast Awards? You can do that HERE: goo.gl/EgYPAf  Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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WHAT IS THAT TITLE ABOUT? We think it might be our maddest ever. Anna and Rhiannon have certainly brought you a diverse smorgasbord of stories today. Though, if you are eating a smorgasbord, as ever, we recommend stepping away from your food while giving us a listen. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) sakf5idz  

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WE ARE BACK! Are you excited??? Well, you should be – there are SO many good stories that we’ve been waiting to do while Anna’s been in Oz, and she’s only gone and brought one back with her from Oz too mate! Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way) e4h4vpcr  

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OMG we’ve reached pension age, there is NO denying it. Don’t expect us to slow down though… there’s some more ridiculous stuff than ever this week. If you enjoy stories that include massive schl*ngs, sex dolls, Babestation and, er, mermaids then you are going to LOVE this episode. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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It’s episode 69! And we’ve only just realised it, so didn’t make enough rude jokes. 69! LOL. Ok, we did remember to tell loads of good stories though – they’re packed in this week. There’s swingers, criminals with dysfunctions, priests with unusual requests, an unconventional grandma and… some topiary. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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Vegetables are good for a lot of things. But are they good for telling the future? In this week’s IRL we discuss this and MANY more questions, like, is it really that weird for a monkey and a deer to have sex. Have a listen and why not join us in the debate by following our social networks, hey? Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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HAPPY NEW YEAR FROM ANNA AND RHIANNON. We’ve only got one new year’s resolution… lose three stone! No, we’re joking – it’s to bring you better stories than EVER. And we start today with some incredibly bizarre stories. We hope they make you laugh as much as we did. There’s everything from bananas to b*ttholes. See? Fun! Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)

 

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MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM ANNA AND RHIANNON. As our present to you, here is a lovely episode of IRL UK Podcast. This week we’re semi-festive… and the best part is, it’s all totally clean and not rude and not-sweary, so why not sit around the fire with the whole family and listen. WAIT – that was a JOKE. DO NOT do that. This episode is of course totally disgusting and ridiculous. But do feel free to tell your family all about us regardless. Thanks so much for sticking with us for another whole year! We love you forever and ever. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)

 

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HIYA! Nearly Christmas, but don’t worry – there’s literally NOTHING remotely festive about this week’s IRL UK. There two pretty horrific stories involving men’s members, a terrifying goat, a mean dad, some whistling (don’t ask) and the invention of possibly one of the greatest sweary insults ever. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)

 

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If things are truly terrible, there’s only one thing to do – laugh. So we think our Donald Trump story this week will at least lighten your spirits slightly. There’s also some alien conspiracy theories, a fallout over pizza and a Christmas story… so not all bad, eh? Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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It’s December! It’s basically Christmas now. But don’t expect things to be cheery over here on the IRL UK Podcast! Well, of course Anna and Rhiannon are happy to see you guys, but apart from that, there’s some usual grimness. BUT, but, but, but we do end on possibly one of the cutest stories we’ve had on IRL UK since McGee, the overweight hedgehog. ENJOY. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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It’s been a weird week – loads of strange stuff going on. But you’ve also sent us loads of stories, so when it comes to this week’s show – well, you’ve only got yourselves to blame, really. What would YOU do for a plate of yummy nachos? Have you ever been entered by the spirit of a horse? Ever felt yourself get warm and fuzzy at the sight of an inflatable pool toy? These are some questions we’d love you to think about as you press play on this week’s IRL UK Podcast. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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If you were thinking about settling down for a nice plate of noodles with chopsticks while listening to this week’s show – we’d advise maybe just thinking again. No rush. Like, do listen… but not near the chopsticks. Cool. Obviously everything else is horrible, cringeworthy or disgusting this week too. YOU. ARE. WELCOME. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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There’s a LOT going on today… a LOT to make Anna mad. But that’s ok, because it makes for a good podcast. You’ve got a lady who says she’s pregnant by Jesus and some fools who think having sex with the earth is the way to save the planet… what more do you need in your life? Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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Look guys, there’s no kebab toes this week (RETCH) but there’s some pretty rough stuff floating around. Don’t blame us, blame THE HUMAN RACE. We’ve got a classic case of car loving, an unfortunate incident during surgery and… well… we can’t quite tall about the smoothies yet. Maybe don’t listen with your lunch. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast on Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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Where do you keep YOUR ID? Your purse? Your top drawer? Or in an ‘intimate place’? Find out what one woman chose and why it put her in trouble (and hospital) in this week’s show. There’s also LOADS of other funny stuff. Obviously. And sorry, this isn’t a Hallowe’en-themed show, because let’s face it, every week is a bit of a nightmare on here, isn’t it? Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us. @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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OOPS – the first THREE stories this week are all about men’s bits. Soz. You love it though right? You tune in for that stuff! There are also three stories not directly related to ‘combine harvesters’ (all will be explained) so don’t panic prudes. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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Oops… there are accidentally THREE stories this week about the male anatomy… well four if you count fake models of the male anatomy. OH WELL. That’s what you came for right? Don’t worry, there’s a story about a puzzle and a message in a bottle too. So that’s nice… Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)

 

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"55, Musty Hive", as the bingo callers say. And funny enough, we've got a musty hive that features prominently on today's show. What are the chances? After Rhiannon's SELFISH holiday, we're back to normal business, by which we mean telling you all the best, stomach-churning news of the week. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)

 

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Oh hai! Thanks so much for coming back. You’re our favourite. To say thank you, we’ve got six amazing stories this week. From the cock that caused trouble on a honeymoon to a robot war over a robot wh*re, there’s always insane stuff going on in the world just to entertain you. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)

 

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It’s not our birthday anymore! But luckily there are loads of totally ridiculous stories to keep us happy as can be. And don’t worry, now we’re a year old, we’re not going to get all mature on you or anything. We promise. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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GUYS WE MADE IT TO A YEAR OLD!! How exciting! This week on our special birthday podcast beware of party popper noises, but also the usual VILE and ridiculous stories we usually love to bring you. Thanks so much for sticking with us and interacting and generally being great. We love you all. If you fancy it, you can also watch us recording this podcast on FACEBOOK LIVE by going to our page - just search for us under IRL UK. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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In today’s IRL there are stories to make you RETCH, to make you wince and scream with fear. So that’s fun, right? Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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Everything is DODGY this week. Thanks to our listeners this week, who sent us a load as weird AF stories. The stories are that good that we reckon this is probably our longest episode ever… that and Anna is in holiday mode so all loosey goosey. But do stick with us until the end – because, well, there’s sex pigs. By the way, does anyone know where Phillipa Forrester is these days? Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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Isn’t it great when all the weirdos in the world unite and make sure the title of your podcast is alliterative? Alongside this lot, we’ve got a crashing cruiser, and wheat-based wedding and a pint-loving pensioner. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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More great stories this week so well done world on being totally ridiculous. We can’t thank you enough. From the worm funeral, to the dog who found a sex toy, we can’t help but feel like the IRL Gods are smiling on us at the moment. We hope you agree. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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Anna and Rhiannon made it back from Skegness alive and relatively well. Luckily there are some INCREDIBLE real-life stories around this week to pick us up after drinking all of the booze in Skeggy. And that’s a lot of booze. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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Yet again, Summer 2016 is knocking it out of the park when it comes to IRL fodder. Today we’ve got some drunk seagulls for you, some Skeggy news, a blistered member, a windy flyer, a furball in LITERALLY THE WORST PLACE YOU COULD HAVE A FURBALL and a classic case of polyamory. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)

 

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Morning/Afternoon/Evening/Happy Nightmares dear listeners! We say it often, but this week Anna 100 per cent genuinely nearly vomits on the desk. And of course Rhiannon can barely speak for laughing. Classic. This week we are blessed with numerous amazing freaks of nature. A burglar who got high off of brains, a bacon-wielding vigilante, a hot coals mess, a disgusting transplant (insert Anna vomming here), a naked Pokemon hunter with ulterior motives and someone who sneezes 8,000 times a day. Come on, that sounds good, right? Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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SOMETIMES, we make our titles a bit subtle, but when you’ve got stuff going on like we’ve got stuff going on this week, sometimes it’s just best to let you know what you’re in for. Also getting some love from Anna and Rhiannon this week – a pumped-up ball bag, a man who has hundreds of orgasms a day and a grisly tooth problem. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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We are a TRAINWRECK today dear listener. Rhiannon hasn’t slept for chasing Calvin Harris and Anna's left her lunch at home – she’s PRETTY mad about it. Luckily, there’s loads of weirdos doing IRL stories to keep us endlessly entertained. There’s Amazon Amanda, a dress made of… well, we’re gonna say it… pubes and… and… well, why don’t you have a listen and find out. Can’t give it all away, can we? Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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We're all feeling sad... some things are probably in retrograde, the skies are falling down and Anna's got a cold. But one thing you can always rely on is IRL UK Podcast to be all kinds of wrong that are just so so right. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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Guys, this is basically a man-parts special. It was only a matter of time, but totally organically, Anna and Rhiannon managed to get six stories about… well, you get it. What else do we need to tell you? Nothing, surely. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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THIS IS 40. We are middle-aged. We never thought this would happen to us. To 'celebrate' we have got some cracking stories as ever. There's breastfeeding story you all messaged us about, a curried seagull, a drunk priest, an angry ex, a lat starter and the weirdest animal couple EVER EVER EVER. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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This week's episode is a half a Sunday Sport Special and a sixth a Hull special. What more could you want from life? Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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Ghost-hunting gone wrong, a terrifying toilet ordeal, a love of inanimate objects, a very saw face, some ecosexuals and a smelly supermarket sweep. These are the elements which make up this week's episode. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)

 

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Wow, have we got some good stories for you today. If you're a fan of dogs, OAP weddings, hide n seek, Game of Thrones, grave-digging OR men with boobs, then today's episode is for you. Don't say we don't keep varied. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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HI GUYS! We’d say there’s 90 per cent less death in this week’s podcast, so that’s exciting right?! In fact, some of this week’s stories are positively uplifting. Ok, ONE is uplifting. It’s not like you tune in for cheeriness right? Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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Today episode if preeeeetty dark, but still hella funny. Well, unless you are one of the people featured in today’s show. Some items that feature in the stories in this week’s show: not-so-tighty whiteys, a yucca root, some Supernoodle seasoning, stinky pants, a dodgem and… well, a dried up belly button. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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WARNING. Something around the last third of this show is SO INSANELY INSANE that Rhiannon screams pretty loudly. Aside from THAT THING, there's a whole host of madness on this week's IRL... a weird gift from the skies, some very deer family, a winning prank, a dodgy games console, a fun fizzy drink and a goat man. Standard stuff. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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OH HAI! It's us again! Are you looking for some freaky goings-on? We've got LOADS this week. In fact, we've got seven instead of six... aren't you lucky! Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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WE ARE BACK! Sorry about our week off. We'll never do it again. Ok, we'll TRY never to do it again. This week, please enjoy the stories that we have brought together just for YOU because we LOVE you. A hairy tummy, a smelly fetish, a naughty nurse, a bad hook-up, and heady argument and some more yak-ing on. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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Why use the right thing, when you could use the wrong thing? Otherwise, how would we fill a whole episode of IRL UK every week? This week, socks for eyebrows, chairs for food, dolphins for life partners, alligators for pets, foxes as thieves... AND GHOST JACKO IS BACK!! Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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When Busted wrote the song, That's What I Go To School For, we don't think they had the lady featured in today's show in mind. Joining our naughty teacher are an Aussie rugger boy, a dolphin, some twins, a mixed up son and... some pearls. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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We kick off this week with one of the grimmest stories we've had on IRL for a way... head banging fans, you're gonna like it. There's also Old Nick (not that one), the stigmata girl, Mr Stunz, some randy aliens Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)

 

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Everything is precious to someone. This week, they include a very intimate ring, a woman's day, a dear greeting ("Hi honey!") a lunch worth fighting over, some incredible Nik Naks and some very rare twins. Please continue to review us on iTunes by searching for IRL UK Podcast in your podcasting app, clicking 'Reviews' and choosing 'Write a Review'. It really helps spread the word and support our 'special' little podcast. Follow us on social networks to see all the nutso stuff we talk about on the show. Search for us on Facebook and find us @IRL_UK_Podcast Twitter and Instagram. LOVE YOU (in a creepy way)  

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Twice in one week! Aren’t you lucky! This episode of IRL is brought to you by the frankly unbelievable stories of the corpse brides, the childish car, the lift of horrors, an intense meditation situation, some Hitler news and a goose. Don’t say it’s not varied…  

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A THOUSAND APOLOGIES YOUR PODCAST IS LATE… but to make up for it, we’ve got some really, really horrendous stories, you lucky things… Munching mussels, ghostly crooks, fruity shenanigans, tragic Shaun, tree hugging and some family time gone very wrong – they’re all here. Don’t forget to rate us on iTunes and follow us on social networks @IRL_UK_Podcast  

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Dear listener, Here’s some things you can expect during the course of this podcast: Rhiannon to basically fall asleep with her eyes open before collapsing in a fit of delirious laughter, Anna to do the best but also worst Russian accent you’ve ever heard and YOU to get a sudden desire to own an obese hedgehog. Lots of love, Anna, Rhiannon, McGee and Rodney x P.s. Please follow us on Twitter and Instagram on @IRL_UK_Podcast AND PLEASE REVIEW US ON ITUNES. THINK OF McGEE  

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Plenty of characters to keep us amused this week... the stinkiest dinner in the world, the drunkest monkey in Brazil, the sassiest of gal pals, the dumbest passport holder, the dumbest dog-lover and the biggest car-lover in the land. Don't forget to follow us on Twitter and Instagram @IRL_UK_Podcast. Please review us on iTunes. And remember we fudgemonkeying LOVE YOU.  

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THIS IS A CORN CHOWDER FREE ZONE. However, we can’t promise you there won’t be some stuff in here that will make you pretty sick. Candidates for stomach-churning this week include the sister and brother who love each other too much, the mooner, several goats, one big reason to never go to Central Park and… well, an alligator Don't forget to follow us on Twitter and Instagram @IRL_UK_Podcast and find us on Facebook too. OH AND RATE US ON ITUNES PLEASE?  

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This episode of IRL UK Podcast contains the best story we've probably ever discussed. Maybe not one to listen to over your cornflakes though lads. Also contains the tales of a Beale-y bad tattoo, a deathly mistake at a funeral, the greatest fossil ever, a couple who won't be separated, a fella called Beezow and a warning for Ohio residents.  

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Every week we worry that we’ll run out of freakish nightmares… but yet again, the human race didn’t let us down. This week Anna and Rhiannon dissect a world record breaker, a cat woman, the world’s most awkward father-son moment, two very odd babies and a ridiculously dangerous drive. Make sure you follow us on Twitter and Instagram @IRL_UK_Podcast and find us on Facebook. Oh, and if you rate us on iTunes we’ll cast a spell which ensures nothing worthy of appearing in an episode of IRL UK will ever happen to you. Cool?  

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It may seem from the title of this week's show that there's going to be a lot of pop culture references. But NO. This is all IN REAL LIFE. The face-off carwash, the rude lake, the naughty booths, the sassy belt, the (eye) baller and the lady in an Empire State... they're all real. Be afraid.  

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You know the drill - we're full of weird stuff again... The worst organised search party ever, a bionic horn, a rogue shopping basket, a parasitic twin, a tong swallower and a very special rap.  

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We've been off for two weeks so there's a LOT to discuss: the friends who had a team sports issue, the guy that ended up in an OAP home, the natural gym, a (not so) quality idea, a terrifying Mr Tickle and an ex-tractor-fan.  

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MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM ANNA AND RHIANNON! In this week's episode we bring you a whole host of Christmassy stories, which are - of course - totally weird. Beneath our imaginary story tree, you'll find... Weird presents, dashing reindeer, Chickeny goodness, strange games, a pampered pooch, a mega Christmas fan, a rinser and some goats.

 

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Some fascinating characters in today's show... Some actual pigeon detectives, Ian Kognito, a man who had an unexpected surprise, a man who made a pleasant discovery, GB's oldest dog and yes, we tackle the man who got off a rape charge by saying he tripped and fell with his cock out

 

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This one's a rollercoaster ride... experience the highs and lows as we discuss (deep breath) the father and daughter who want their baby back, the man who cut off his own member, the hand angels, the allure of a campervan towbar, a man who longs to be childish and a man facing Mission Impoosible (not a typo).

 

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We cover some crazy real life stories on IRL UK - but what's it like on the frontline, working for a Real Life magazine? For our first occasional midweek special, Real Life journalist Laura joins us (with her gorgeous little baby) to tell us exactly what it's like. Includes incest, sperm and wife swapping... naturally.  

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Sorry everyone in advance: we're hungover. But, in our dedication to bring you the best stories of the week, we battle through to present you with... The goatman, the married man who's marrying his pregnant girlfriend, the sad tale of the Psycho skeleton, a Bad Santa, an interesting shampoo alternative and Sourdough made of... nope, we can't say it.  

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Today's show is brought to you by the following people... The mailbox lover, the Kinder Surpriser, the lustless lover, the hate-filled husband, the Taylor Swift fan and the referee hater  

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A lot of life lessons this week... There is a sausage castle, animals just wanna be free, be careful how you review books, there IS a limit to the unlimited pancake offer at Denny's, women can't always multi-task and there is one INGENIOUS way to smuggle booze into festivals that you need to know  

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There are many strange and horrible things in this world. This week, we've plucked out just six of them, you lucky things.  

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More frankly unbelievable, but actually REAL LIFE stories from Anna and Rhiannon. This week we discuss the Halloween costume that wasn't all it seemed, being trapped in undesirable places, that you're never too dead for a game of dominoes, that you should never have plastic surgery to look like a celebrity and that even grannies enjoying swinging. There's also a LOT of talk about Wetherspoons.  

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If you thought you knew all the body parts you can paint with, that ghosts aren't sexy, that cats aren't important business, that biting is off limits when it comes to fights, and that there's no closer bond than that between a mother and a daughter... listen this week's IRL UK. It may change your mind.  

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Ever wonder what happens if a duck gets drunk? Why there are Clowns stalking Kent? What would happen if you woke up just before your autopsy? How you'd deal with having no... privates? If carrots are worth fighting for? What does the Cat Man do? IRL UK is here for you, to answer all these questions, and more.  

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Episode 7: Big balls, dozy burglars and blooming bollards by IRL UK Podcast  

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Episode 6: Red stag horns, dodgy docs and a love bus by IRL UK Podcast  

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Episode 5: Pregnant by a pig, dumped on hedgehog and scary sausages by IRL UK Podcast  

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In this week's IRL: A locked-up lad, a tainted transit van, viagra problems, the world's stupidest thief and Girls who are boys who like boys to be girls, who do boys like they're girls, who do girls like they're boys.  

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In this week's IRL: Mystery meat drops, engorged manhoods, a blind wannabe and Coronation Street fan fiction. Incredibly, includes Anna revealing her own teenage Hanson-based fan fiction.  

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In this week's IRL: A morning glory surprise for some Liverpool residents, a stalking squirrel, naturist chat and a cake with an identity issue.  

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In this week's IRL: disgusting favours for Quavers, an unfortunate nightclub accident, a pervy poltergeist and a possessed puppet.  

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