Worrying Bugs

Zak and Liz talk about something that we’ve been talking about for 4 years now, basically the same topic again, and immediate ranked choice first past the post voting. Dairy Pride – Congress.gov – Laboratories of democracy – Wikipedia – WI SB 81 2021 – Wisconsin State Legislature – Compacts Clause – The US Constitution … Continue reading Cheezily Kept Ballots

Zak and Liz talk about non-dairy Klein bottles and more Subway standards of identity. Recorded on January 30, 2021. Alternative Frozen Desserts – Flavors – Cado Ice Cream – Ice Cream Chemistry – American Chemical Society – Ben and Jerry’s for Dogs – Non-Dairy Flavors – Ben and Jerry’s – Why the Chunks? – Ben … Continue reading Frigidly Non-Orientable Desserts

Zak and Liz talk about why pillows are the key to American exceptionalism, Minecraft speedrunning, and how to generate the perfect shallot. Recorded on January 16, 2021. The Book With The Main Character – Indiebound American Pillow Talk – Biden’s January 6th Speech – C-Span – Evil Pillow Man Met With Trump About Martial Law … Continue reading Speedily Lucky Pillows

Zak and Liz talk about herding sheep, missing beef, the new and different Department of Agriculture, and some graffiti. Dog Facts – Border Collies need a job! – Border Collie Help – Milwaukee City Bike Parking – Department of City Development – Bike Parking Styles – Association of Pedestrian & Bicycle Professionals Beef – The … Continue reading Rurally Bred Dogs

Zak and Liz talk about winter’s vibe, dreamt mass-murder, Zak eating carrots, whether we should believe that we should eat carrots, and high (fem) fantasy. Themes – Your Theme – CGP Grey on YouTube – Proactive vs Reactive – Psychology Today – Omnifocus – Zoom cancelled – Tom’s Guide – Two Fingers Touching – Know … Continue reading Awarely Dreamt Characters

Zak and Certus talk about the last 100 episodes of this fine podcast, why J*ff B*z*s might be evil, and a very helpful update about your insurance. 100th Episode Spectacular! Episode 1 Poorly Prepared Peljmeni Relevant XKCD Into the Woods – Wikipedia Audacity Ferrite – App Store Bootleg Logic Pro Audio Hijack SuperAwesomeCorp Projects Evil … Continue reading Questionably Evil Centurion

Zak and Certus talk about new ways to stick things to other things, a game that is not new, reseting the elves, and nut pods. Gecko Tape – Wikipedia Microsuction Tape – Sewell Trackball Mouse – Kensington Repetitive Strain Injury – Wikipedia Zak’s Keyboard Tray – Amazon Meadowbrook Glitter Sizing Celeste Humble Bundle Celeste Speedrun … Continue reading Sizably Mountainous Pods

Zak and Certus talk about how much better Zak is at programming, how it’s still March somehow, what Zak actually meant by (Self)(Care), and bread law. HTML is kinda a CFG – Stack Overflow Zak’s App Request Swift UI Declarative vs Imperative syntax – Stack Overflow Scriptable Scriptable to Widget – Automators Forum Studio Neat … Continue reading Temporally Sugary Forks

Zak and Certus talk about a tale as old as time, some nice apps, the decline and fall of the theme system, and if Zak is going to get an iPhone. Setapp Dropzone 4 – aptonic uBar – Setapp Wont – Merriam-Webster Nova Themes A History of America in Ten Strikes – Indie Bound Citrus … Continue reading Cooly Pro 5G

Zak and Certus talk about how Liz Liz’s website is, why 5G is like fire and why Lexus is stimulating our brain, what Blaseball is, a review of a new oat milk, and briefly about Fall Themes. A Very Liz Website Gimlet Media Reply All Dynamically Inserted Podacast Ads – Rob Greenlee Zapped Candle – … Continue reading Commonly Dynamic Blases

Zak and Certus have an unstructured discussion about whatever we want, talk about how we could possible listen to all those podcasts, and make an announcement about Web Objects. Liz’s Gaming PC Switches are Sold Out – Business Insider Fortnite Switch – Hypebeast Amiibo storage cases – iMore What order should I play Zelda games? … Continue reading Forcefully Switched Deliveries

Zak and Certus talk about the exact amount of time until Black Future Month, pawning Zak’s PGP keys, Zak experiencing the ghost of cooking future, the multitude of ways to tell your Mac to take a nap, and our genuine concern for the healh of your battery. How Long ’til Black Future Month – IndieBound … Continue reading Sleepily Shopping Spectre

Zak and Certus talk about a future Apple sucking, whether or not we get cool stuff after building the guillotine, and how not to manufactuer toilet paper. Apple Vacuum Phil Shiller “Advances” – Apple ATP Episode 391 – Worse in Stupid Ways Das Kapital – Wikipedia Wobbly Tables and the Problem with Futurism – Medium … Continue reading Economically Constrained Creativity

Zak and Certus talk about decentralized baking, the super tiny blackhole train, how .NET is killing the internet, and laser removal. Blockchain Squad Great British Baking Show – Netflix Salt Fat Acid Heat – Netflix Salt Fat Acid Heat – Indiebound Yamaroku Soy Sauce – Oishi So Japan Hour Long Sourdough – Proof Bread on … Continue reading Hotly Copylefted Cube

Zak and Certus talk about the opposite of guitar, trust, closet space, and the fine details of plants. Bose Un-Guitar Headphones Lying to your Therapist The Laws of Robotics – Wikipedia Moving Instagram – XKCD Capsule Hotel – Wikipedia Synchronization of Metronomes – Harvard on YouTube Uglydoll – Wikipedia Plants Winter Berries Stamps – USPS … Continue reading Compactly Pointillist Lies

Zak and Certus talk about remote gaming, mountain gaming, dipping a toe in the waters of unit, how to achieve our dreams of labor, and the latest and greatest from SuperAwesome Corp. WWDC 2020 in 18 Minutes – The Verge on YouTube Steam Machines – Steam eGPU.io KVM Switch – Wikipedia Logitech Harmony Breakdown – … Continue reading Icily Tested Strawberries

Zak and Certus talk about how to send the bits, resisting from home, stealing money, collapsing Zak’s vibe, and Black Lives Matter (still). WiFi Eero Cabel Sasser’s Internet – Twitter AmpliFi Alien Ubiquiti DDWRT Router Database You’re Wrong About Y2K Spectrum Authorized Modems Unifi sunMax Know How – TWiT WiFi Versions – Wikipedia Netgear CM1000v2 … Continue reading Financially Amplified Gigablast

Zak and Certus talk about how it all sucks, but we’re fine mostly. Black Lives Matter This Is Fine – Twitter Boogaloo Boys – Wikipedia Little Brother – Craphound Themes Feeling Lucky Punk? – Wikiquote Cryogenics – xkcd Homeplace (A Site of Resistance) by bell hooks – libcom Minecraft Smallest mini excavators on the market … Continue reading Cryogenically Fine Meatball

Zak and Certus talk about that one part of town, Liz making the perfect almond milk, reviews of lesser almond milks, our summer themes, our new vacuum friend, and The Time. Wzwuzbyzwyz Street Dominos Paving for Pizza How does Google blur license plates – Quora Västerås Detail Plans – vasteras.se Turing complete – Wikipedia von … Continue reading Completely Milked Vacuums

Zak and Certus talk about Zak being “too secure”, a new way to get rid of pollutants, seasoned goals, robots that suck, and what Alexa wants things to smell like. Sidecar Now Kiss meme – Know Your Meme SafeType Vertical Keyboard Spawner – Minecraft Wiki Liz’s Minecraft Art Semesterly Themes Bad Screen Good Screen – … Continue reading Infuriatingly Expansive Poultice

Zak and Certus talk about how really very thankful we are that we are no longer 12, living in the trees, whether Yoda does it, and what things we should read. SlytherHuffleGryffinClaw hayhayyabaebae_ – Wattpad caitlin1 – Wattpad How do I disable right click – Stack Overflow Micronation – Wikipedia Talossa – Wikipedia Molossia List of Micronations … Continue reading Insularly Talossan Writings

Zak and Certus come to a shocking conclusion about lightning, talk about how super good we’re doing right now, make face covers, review some oatmilk, and protest the lack of chocolate bunnies. How Lightning Works Depth-First Search – Wikipedia Breadth-First Search – Wikipedia Gravity Visualized – YouTube A* Search – Wikipedia Franklin Rod – Franklin … Continue reading Electrically Zombified Enthusiasm

Zak and Certus talk about hunting with spreadsheets, what we mostly didn’t do over spring break, whether birds deserve rights, revolutionary makeup codes, and an instance of the 80/20 rule not applying. Video Games Fire Red Emulator Stardew Valley Minecraft Hedonic Treadmill – Wikipedia Skinner Box – Wikipedia CGP Grey on Seeing the Spreadsheet (@ … Continue reading Hedonistically Intersectional Rights

Zak and Certus talk about what we wished we had done over spring break, making spikey mangos, the end of the world, letting the robots pick the music, and being inside. Break Asymptomatic – Wikipedia The latest on COVID–19 – CDC Sub – Microsoft Docs Mr. (Dr.) Java – Wikipedia .NET Languages – The Microsoft … Continue reading Asymptomatically Greebled Zorbs

Zak and Certus talk about all the ways that keeping a semesterly theme is difficult, french circles, Zak’s shower dust, being 133t h@x0rs, and overhearing hot takes. How Loud Is My Home? Measure Noise Levels with Apple Watch – Apple Brake Dust considered harmful – BBC News Themes Zak’s Time Tracking Discourse – Culs-de-sac Cul … Continue reading Fundamentally Discursive Dust

Zak and Certus talk about really tightly woven fabric, everything that’s in the show but not in the show, space camo, medicine for queers, Zak finally tracking his time, and a review of Trader Joe’s non-dairy almond beverage. Alex Brower – Twitter Milwaukee Non-Partisan Primary Results Aftershow Subscribe to a private Patreon feed Space Force … Continue reading Reportedly Sexist Stars

Zak and Certus talk about Zines, Themes, and Check-Ins, a brand new recurring topic, Zak’s butter-color adventure, how Certus saved the Internet, and when we last heard from the government. Zines Last Time We Talked About Zines – Worrying Bugs Concussion (2015 Film) – IMDB Anniversary Gifts – A Practical Wedding Themes Thymine – Wikipedia … Continue reading Punctually Concussed Crimes

Zak and Certus talk about systems for filing, putting the brakes on winter break, which island we’re tryin to get to, our preferences for our systems, and a shocking revelation about trees. APFS – Wikipedia The Bell – ATP Winter Update Brain Impersonation – YouTube Something Productive OmniFocus Drafts Bug – Merriam-Webster The Birds Work … Continue reading Rather Semesterly Preferences

Zak and Certus talk about getting detained indefinitely, how we can use 5G to control the weather, accidental progress, alternative holiday drinks, trying to be good at useless skills, why we should be in charge of all logo design, and a bag of milk nuts. 3.4 Oz – MentalFloss Cats Can Have a Little Salami … Continue reading Meteorologically Disastrous Federation

Zak and Certus talk about the Man, Zak’s Lackbook Pro, Certus’ linen-based internet, our quarterly earnings, our plans to break the winter, how to set up Zak’s new computer, and finals. MacBook Pro – Apple Smarter Than Most Dux Plus Duo Semester Review Zak’s Notes Compiler – Wikipedia Compiler Notes Winter Break Rust Programming Language … Continue reading Frustratingly Optimized Dotfiles

Zak and Certus talk about the answers that lie in the stars, bottling things, Zak’s new computer that is really close to existing, Zak’s hot take regarding highlighting, turning the cows happy with VR, the weird things that we do when we’re stressed, what even is a document, and a PSA.   Biopower – Wikipedia … Continue reading Happily Highlighted PepsiCo

Zak and Certus talk about programmer stuff (might want to skip this bit), the glorious button future, how we can’t talk to each other, Zak’s potential new computer, password bureaucracies, humbly bundled movies, doctor shops, and quiet panics.   Fun Computer Stuff Metal OpenGL Metal Off-by-one Marktext – github TypeScript Bitwise Shift Operator – Wikipedia … Continue reading Dangerously Metallic Port

Zak and Certus talk about hard to drive laptop stands, Zak ruining milk for everyone, what is ‘basic’, allergy inducing alternative milks, how Ring did nothing wrong, the very nature of art, the crazy things that we do, and a pretty and frustrating way to type.   Milk The New Barn Barista Almond Milk Banana … Continue reading Softly Spoken Bananamilk

Zak and Certus talk about Zak’s laptop- now with a built in metronome, Certus getting haecked, Uber: Pedestrian+, LisPL, the 7 habits of highly woke podcasters, and the inevitable complete reduction of privacy.   Computer Untitled Goose Game is Work – The Atlantic Purism Digital Chickens Noodlesoft Hazel Robots Starship Technologies robots Free carryout insurance … Continue reading Definitely Undelivered Burritos

Zak and Certus talk about whether Zak’s new lifestyle is right for him, Zak’s melting computer, canceling backpacks, whether the government should use blockchain (no), and the final book club for Fall; or, Dodge in Hell.   Culture Fit Assessments – Berke Which “Friends” Character Are You? – Buzzfeed Which NYC Borough Are You? – … Continue reading Satisfyingly Burnt Assessments

Zak and Certus talk about SO robots, the moral of the journal, fancy art cities, where our venus lies, tactical grocery bags, and what it cannot do.   Theme System Journal TWSBI Eco Mini Retro 51 Schmidt refill – Amazon Rhodia Mouse Pad Certus’s Felt Tips Bated Breath – Grammarist Morning Ritual Madison Bus App … Continue reading Rationally Natal Germs

Zak and Certus talk about the only acceptable almond milk, washing your SMS, joyful rituals, Certus’ truck cabin, creamy information spread, stripe-corn, and whether or not we live in a simulation.   The Almond Milk Kafkaesque – Merriam Webster Themes Classification of Demons – Wikipedia Leonard (Demon) – Wikipedia Satanic Rituals – Amazon The House … Continue reading Quarterly Tabulated Geomancy

Zak and Certus talk about civic rendezvous, semesterly dark mode, the National Blockchain Association, stretching our spam filters, and why death could be okay.   Tracking Methods Tile What3words Themes Omnifocus Getting Things Done 80/20 rule in computing – Wikipedia George Orwell – Wikipedia The Checklist Manifesto Fabulous: Self Care – Google Play Dairy Alternative … Continue reading Oatly Orwellian Wheels

Zak and Certus talk about all the things that we don’t know about school, trying to eat less cheese, side effects, and the true meaning of hell.   The Semester Cookbook Numbers Voodoo – Slate Who Pays For Roads? – U.S. Public Interest Group Naked Economics – IndieBound Internet Mattress Sous Vide – Wikipedia Hydraulic … Continue reading Nonsensically Apocalyptic Angels

Zak and Certus talk about crypto-food, what it even means to have goals… man, tap to trial, and the inevitability that Certus misunderstands the question.   Loss – Know Your Meme Walmart Blockchain – TechCrunch IBM Food Trust Smart contract – Wikipedia (noted for unreadability but still the best I could find) Ethereum 2-year Goals … Continue reading Fictitiously Trustworthy Goal

Zak and Certus talk about voting to have a popular vote, slamming zines with the bros, infinite laundry, a bunch of garbage, and what Hell will be like for Richard.   National Popular Vote Interstate Compact – Wikipedia Cartogram – Wikipedia Zine – Wikipedia Whole Earth Catalog – Wikipedia Zinepop! NODE Zine Cool San Francisco … Continue reading Popularly Slammed Zine

Zak and Certus talk about how we trend to go lo, definitely not a review of milk — no way, myspace currency, boring stuff, and a revived book club.   LogoLounge 2019 Trend Report Phox Band – Twitter 365 Days of Cacti – Instagram Malk Box Milk – The New Barn Blog Boxed Water is … Continue reading Oligarchically Boxed Logos

Zak and Certus talk about Zak’s super radical beliefs about gas taxes and time tracking, the 2019th WWDC, Iceland’s inability to let go, and trying to be bored.   Gas Tax Oil Crisis – Wikipedia Basic Income – Wikipedia The War on Cars podcast Conversation on Liberalism (Ezra Klein Show on Player.fm) Exxon Careers Remaining … Continue reading Linguistically Innovative Oil

Zak and Certus talk about the longest cold open of all time, more button futures, and about trials, briefly.   Coffee Allocation The exact amount of happiness you can derive from coffee The exact amount of enjoyment you can derive from Stardew Valley Merlin Mann discusses Power Puttering – 5by5 Myke Hurley talks about his … Continue reading Exactly Charmed Tamagotchi

Zak and Certus talk about a scheduled time for play, Certus’ strong opinions on buttons, how we store memories, another gosh darn PHP warning, and naps.   Playdate console Panic Software List of Top Level Domains – Wikipedia Railway Adventures – Thomas the Tank Engine fan wiki Railway Adventures Hardware – YouTube Teenage Engineering World’s … Continue reading Futuristically Squishy Buttons

Zak and Certus talk about Certus’ actuary friend, why Zak thinks Google is doomed, what Zak thinks the reasons are for the dooming, someone else who agrees with Zak, and the Summer of Trials.   Incentives Accountability Buddy – Forbes Scientific Method – Wikipedia Google IO Google Polymer WWDC Tech Monopolies Here’s how we break … Continue reading Imaginably Monopolistic Socials

Zak and Certus talk about Hooke’s law of attire, brutalism in the sun, Zak being more flexible, Certus’ stress relief, a follow up on clock watching, and a cursory look at habit forming for Certus.   Spring Impluvium – Wikipedia Zip-off Pants – Amazon Zak’s Pens Fire & Ice – Goulet Pens Noodler’s Creaper Ink … Continue reading Philosophically Discordant Weather

Zak and Certus talk about a keyboard no one can type on, what isn’t wrong with Certus’ arm, the pens that Zak doesn’t have, the semesterly themes that they didn’t stick to, politics that no one cares about, instructions that no one reads, and a game that gives us the freedom to not play it … Continue reading Secretly Trying Disks

Zak and Certus talk about Zak’s huge and terrible mistake, Certus’ literal skiing accident, the new Google Skateboard, Zak’s smart mailbox, watering a flower, and the most important meal of the day.   Cortex Pea Milk Toggl Time Tracker Omni Group Telemark Skiing – YouTube One ski skiing – US Ski and Snowboard Dygma Raise … Continue reading Mysteriously Smart Skis

Zak and Certus talk about toxic Roderickinity, software eating Jarod, how Zak became his own parent, making Certus’ outer inner thoughts a secret, daiRE pride, Solve.WhyDoWe.Care, the chill scale, being able to lunch, and Zak hurting a little less.   Zak’s tweet that he had to tell Certus about with syllables instead of characters Why … Continue reading Dryly Alphabetical Healthcare

Zak and Certus talk about a box of ice, Zak and the technicolored dream bike, waxing woes, why Lacrosse is so important in today’s economy, being Fed Up, the werewolf hall problem, the most Worrying Bugs(tm) topic, and pretty stamps.   Power Set – Wikipedia now page Secret Project Woolf Zak’s Bike Car Name Generator … Continue reading Algorithmically Named Sparklines

Zak and Certus talk about the one true owner of Zak’s vacuum, following up on Zak’s project-lust, giving insults to artists in the form of money, extortionary milking systems, the prohibition of ginger, hats swallowing acid, getting triggered by lists, and the latest and greatest in SuperAwesome Corp. products.   zaksharp.me/now A bunch of /now … Continue reading Automatically Triggered Morality

Zak and Certus talk about our first 20th episode, Zak not putting bacon on his improv, Certus breaking up with his pens, Zak pretending to be left-handed, a small lake of cheese, why you had to delete 53 episodes of Worrying Bugs from your podcast player, the sad state of side projects, and Certus’ overzealous … Continue reading Annually Tactical Owl

Zak and Certus talk about a group of people that are trying to blog independently together, a certain congressperson who seems to not hold the values of their constituents (with a very special guest), and totally running out of time and not talking about our semesterly themes.   IndieWeb Some IndieWeb History The Famous Egg … Continue reading Thematically Independent Web

Zak and Certus imitate a very small subsection of the podcasts we listen to.   Welcome to Night Vale Do by Friday Roderick On the Line My Brother, My Brother and Me Hello Internet Dear Hank and John No Such Thing as a Fish   Contact Us @thePunsGuy   Support Us Patreon: https://patreon.com/worryingbugs Bitcoin: 3Bj54a8ngedXZX4SH4G4dzX4BoR8pF4Xft … Continue reading Poorly Imitated Podcasts

Zak and Certus talk about this particular section of the year, how death affects podcasting, Facebook being Facebook, brain squeezing, Gromelet Creatative, doing business things, and in what ways we’re going to get off our butts this winter break.   Semester Wrap Up Computer Architecture – Wikipedia Functional Programming – Wikipedia SML of New Jersey … Continue reading Really Gushing Servers

Zak and Certus talk about the self-cannibalism of the patriarch, the very nature of the pod, freeloading off of technology, a poem about Buick, and acronyms that shall not be named.   Spotify Podcasts Beef and Dairy Network MBMBAM Chapo Trap House certus.rocks/rant Pocket Casts Overcast My Dad Wrote A Porno Who Knows if YouTube … Continue reading Independently Hitched Donkey

Zak and Certus talk about the great three-naming of 2018, making the wiggles good with math, searchable jazz cabbage sales – now 50% off, and being cranky about trucks.   Earnin App Earnin Ad – iSpot.tv Rumpelstiltskin – Wikipedia Doxxing – Wikipedia Snapchat Thief – Reply All ATP Theme – Youtube Dijkstra – Wikipedia Expert … Continue reading Potentially Doxxed Rewards

Zak and ░▛▞▓▘▀▒ talk about the prefered super-power of the people, changing ░▛▞▓▘▀▒’s name, how we are trying not to use our phones, is Tim Evens in the pocket of big dairy? Find out after the break, bicycles on the ceiling, Helen Keller’s bus service, and the gradual fall of society.   Hastur the Unspeakable … Continue reading Unspeakably Financed Economics

Zak and Certus explain interpolation, fashion designers, markswomen, archaeological sites, the 2014 Hobart International, fairness, the Southampton Power Station, pretzels, and film set façades to an alien.   Interpolation – Merriam-Webster Infinity – Wikipedia Edina Altara – Wikipedia Axioms – Wikipedia Markswoman – Merriam-Webster Old Mine Park Archaeological Site – Wikipedia Archaeological Site – Wikipedia … Continue reading Excessively Detailed Explanations

Zak and Certus talk about thick banana water, dishwashing again, Certus’ next step towards being unknown, putting magnets in our bodies, the stairs in the giant snake, and how society is just not ready for super powers.   Banana Milk – EcoWatch UW Preferred Name Policy Tech Check In Captain Underpants – Wikipedia No Pixel … Continue reading Biologically Hacked Vineyards

The Origin of Elves – YouTube Breaking Bad News Bears – Radiolab Is Santa an Elf? – NPR Semesters Intro to Programming Language Grammar – Wikibooks Standard ML of New Jersey How To Load A Dishwasher (Song) – YouTube Fredkin Gate – Youtube XKCD – Automation Set Theory – Britannica Google Titan Some Stuff I … Continue reading Bear-ly Hacked Playlists

Zak and Certus cook peljmeni, Zak doesn’t know the recipe, Certus is not in Sweden, and neither know how to cook well.   Recipe Ikea Spoon Praline – Wikipedia Russian Cuisine – Wikipedia   Contact Us @thePunsGuy   Support Us Patreon: https://patreon.com/worryingbugs Bitcoin: 3Bj54a8ngedXZX4SH4G4dzX4BoR8pF4Xft ZCash: t1UPfp5d2bw2FkUMdxnU1bGR7MbHRH1zLWC   This episode’s PGP signature: (download link) What is … Continue reading Poorly Prepared Peljmeni

Zak and Certus talk about camping in Sweden, proteins per second, GPS for time, picture-frame roads, going the extra(?) mile, lactating peas, I Gotta Ceiling by the Black Eyed Keys, trying to focus 3, and common name tags being boring.   Flags Single Transferable Vote – Wikipedia Certus’ flag candidates available on our Patreon Flag … Continue reading Discordantly Combined Calories

Zak and Certus talk about perhaps rodents, trimesterly morals, needing a really big sink, LSD for caffeine, namedspaces, portrait mode flags, and not heavy numbers   Cud B Weasle Elie Wiesel – Wikipedia Leviticus 11:35 – BibleGateway Semesterly Themes Taco Bell Menu Marie Kondo Instapaper 80/20 rule – Wikipedia Milk Ecomomics – ABC News Planet … Continue reading Potentially Lunar Lumens

Zak and Certus talk about not hating yourself later, context only, semi-legible ivy poster, Zak doing his civic duty, kerning force, leaving the goats alone, better/faster/stronger tools, and quantum classification of rodents.   Desk Ergonomics – WikiHow Contextual Languages – XKCD Homophone vs Homonym vs Homograph I Love Dogs in Japanese Four-legged M The Poster … Continue reading Journalistically Designed Tools

Zak and Certus talk about superheroes with bling, changes to the flowchart, how to follow through, lip drugs, milk having an identity crisis, viscording, playing with our emotions, using chemicals to absorb ultraviolet radio waves, polka politics, and consenting almonds.   Follow Up iscomicsansmono.space Follow Diagram 2.0 Do By Friday Updated Follow Diagram I Will … Continue reading Numbingly Diagrammed Tales

Zak and Certus talk about coffin parties, batman apparel, coffee Jesus, hunting for liquid, politically motivated fishing, milk cubes, radical funding bro, immoral Aristotle, sort of handball, Certus’ mad side hustles, Zak’s video-based weblog, how to manipulate and control your nerd, and not Phaedrus.   uwu – Luke Skywalker’s Twitter Dead Man’s Switch – Wikipedia … Continue reading Innovatively Nerdy Cubes

Zak and Certus talk about memes. More specifically, about Swedish memes, UW Madison memes, and Yoda(?) memes.   Meme – Urban Dictionary Bottle Flipping – Wikipedia Zak’s First Meme Semla – Wikipedia Fettisdagen – Wikipedia Story of Lent – Catholic Education Mandelmassa – Wikipedia Mesothelioma Ad – YouTube Humanities Building Van Vleck Students Piggybacking News … Continue reading Humorously Chugged Sucrose

Zak and Certus talk about hearing patterns, why lawmakers gave themselves food poisoning, discontinuing the iPhone, almonds with hoofs, the line in the silk, Zak refusing to do work, and batman accessories.   Microphone pickup patterns – Wikipedia West Virginia raw milk Herdshare – Wikipedia FDA raw milk study Free radicals Aged swiss WWDC 2018 … Continue reading Stylishly Transported Silk

Zak and Certus talk about dead trees of inquiry, sound catching coffins, desi.ngo, chopping but opposite, updated agreements that you will not read, unpasteurized lawmakers, why it’s unethical to show mom you’re good grades.   Stockholm – Wikipedia Ray Tracing – Wikipedia List of refractive indexes – Wikipedia Opaque – Dictionary.com Snell’s Law – Wikipedia … Continue reading Linguistically Debated Waves

Certus and Zak Talk about viking funerals for sound, creating confetti with knowledge, bad robots, creepy robots, real robots, learning not to bite in high school, Certus’ video-web-log, and overzealous academics.   Hidden Treasures Norse Funeral – Wikipedia Roxio Toast Notes Micro-Cut Shredder – Amazon Participle – Grammar Bytes Wirecutter Shredder Reviews Microsoft Build Cortana … Continue reading Creepily Educated Conferences

Zak and Certus talk about going places with a bunch of other people, why Certus is in a bad mood, heating your house with the one true currency, GoogIe lO, cranial foder, Sweden’s kroning achievement, Certus turning into a strawberry, Zak vlogging slower than CGP Grey, and the final instalment of Dick mostly not talking … Continue reading Misleadingly Warmed Faces

Zak and Certus talk about snow removal removal, special(?) edition pens, the National Australian Bank, Russia banning morse code, podcast signing, concentrated fecal matter, jackalope improvement, “I started a podcast” TV show, and Richard Feynman hitting a pan with a stick.   Hidden Treasures City of Madison Snow Removal HotWheels Track Speed Booster Stockholm NK … Continue reading Cryptographically Distributed Bacterium

Zak and Certus talk about putting cheese on your cheese, lettuce comedy, tools getting worse, at least considering spending $700 on a pen, pretty notebooks, what it’s like to be the best dairy news podcast, your brain on VARK, Spotify (the not swiss music streaming app), what a good old fashioned deadline can do for … Continue reading Mentally Insured Blog

Zak and Certus talk about surprise breakfast, museums that are not closed in lots of ways, tests of attention span, hot or not with journals, in Sweden you (don’t) carry bikes, color-blind texting, heavy phone 2, daily poison, taking credit, the Da Vinci Pride, and maps of cats.   Hidden Treasures Short Stack Eatery Decision … Continue reading Humorously Drawn E-Ink

Zak and Certus talk about secret projects, sports?????, milk economics, what an AI smells like, defiling notebooks by writing, Zak’s sad morning, Certus making excuses for not taking cold showers, chocolate milk ending racism, government supplied blueberries, Certus not being entirely happy with his desk again, mystery due dates, plans for permanence, and the last … Continue reading Promptly Scrawled Economies

Zak and Certus talk about trying to entertain you for over a year, distracted cooking, helpful spying, having the plague, standing keyboards, half-baked ideas for mushing computers together, not destroying your throat, hydration updates, the May vlog because it’s February, the third focus, high school awkwardness written down. Logo Logocreator.net The logo maker we actually … Continue reading Ergonomically Shared Designs

Zak and Certus talk about superheroes with bling, changes to the flowchart, how to follow through, lip drugs, milk having an identity crisis, viscording, playing with our emotions, using chemicals to absorb ultraviolet radio waves, polka politics, and consenting almonds.   Follow Up iscomicsansmono.space Follow Diagram 2.0 Do By Friday Updated Follow Diagram I Will … Continue reading Publicly Interested Roundabouts

Zak and Certus talk about places that sell things, Fika, how to router, the people we live with contracts, milk hate, non-automated door warnings, whether we’re taking our year in the right direction or not, shelled creatures forever down yonder.   Hidden Treasures UW Bookstore Rhodia Homepage Sweden.se Explains Fika Cisco CCNA Certification Subnet Mask … Continue reading Frustratingly Chained Sleep

Certus and Zak talk about bike lanes, the merits of having people around, a lack of interest in American news, not the Javascript killer, James Bond as a computer virus, potential aviation issues, very rarely iron man suits, updates on the water lowjacking app, Space Fights: the Most Previous Laser Sword Users, John Valjean Buys … Continue reading Internationally Bored Armor

Zak and Certus talk about gasoline and hot dogs, Latin gangs, an algorithmically curated year in review, sailing the ship of tomorrow towards effort and purpose, better Batman 3, and moonrock hangers.   Hidden Treasures The Gas Stations of Rosendale, WI – Google Maps Brandon Meats (Yes, their website looks like that) Fun Latin Phrases! … Continue reading Annually Rewound Billionaires

Zak and Certus get Zen. The 7 Zen Stories Simple Actions You Can Do In Minutes To Change Your Life – Lifehacker Lion-Eating Tiger in the Stone Den – YouTube Buffalo (x8) – Wikipedia Milo Yiannopoulos at UWM – Journal Sentinel Elon Musk trying to break out – Forbes Floating point Infinity Group Theory – … Continue reading Zenfully Discovered Mathematics

Zak and Certus talk about by-the-slice libraries, snatching classes from the jaws of a staggered mad-rush of students, how not to die during finals, Zak’s possibly tiny and inferior phone (you’ll just have to listen to find out), giving $3 for access to everything anyone knows, confidential gift giving, inter-galactic paper-binding, how snakes type ducks, … Continue reading Universally Donated Pixels

Certus and Zak talk about gravity-defying shuttles, free movies, trees stapled together, the moral of next year, people doing algebra wrong, computers that rest on your face, blockchain(?), re-imagining notes, having less email, philosophically analyzing the works of jerkfaces, and, for the last time, the rich kid in the spruce.   Hidden Treasures Union Cinema … Continue reading Notably Technological Resolutions

Certus and Zak talk about LGBTQ+ friendly TAs, housing for candy fish (except not fish), the horrors of digital notebooks, trying to convince Zak to be rich forever, the first (official) Worrying Bugs PSA, not ink in notes, knowing that you’ve got too much on your plate, a physical manifestation of the jungle website, and … Continue reading Eternally Crashed Notes

Certus and Zak talk about architecture and food trucks, writing with mechanics, the wrist fruit, totally not thinking about new phones, waves of neutron stars, Adobe laughing face, telephone backgrounds, your brain on exploits, faulty potato chips, Zak’s bellybutton project, and a person of high class living in a tree for 6 years and more … Continue reading Mechanically KRACKed Phones

Certus and Zak talk about being pirates for college, ‘a minute area of illumination on a display screen’ phone, reverse problems, naming things that are without, webcomics leading society, basements to work in, no more modality, looking into the future with todo lists, and a tree with story about a rich person in a tree. … Continue reading Digitally Educated Bandits

Paper security flaws, writing tools, macFruitPhone10, coffee that is the correct temperature, smuggling pink almond drink, trundle sleeping, pianos eating people in 1977, and the last Reamde book club.   Apple Special Event Apple Watch Series 3 Apple A11 Bionic – Wikipedia Qi Wireless Charging Ikea Qi Page The wireless mouse thing Certus was talking … Continue reading Bionically Secured Bedposts

Ceruts and Zak talk about the recommended security practices, frat apps, learning coffee, SCUBA dying, Zak harassing the Whole Foods guy, not sleep talking, suede bathtubs, unconfined whales, quickly moving water, side effects of sportsball, Sam having Mentos, and the penultimate Reamde discussion.   Madison security tips List of commonly used passwords List of password … Continue reading Immensely Challenging Liquids

Certus and Zak talk about Zak’s password issues, lava lamp security, CloudFlare killing birds to warn their customers, not so pro tips for college life, the next big dorm fad, some philosophical stuff, and Reamde for a little longer.   Lava Lamp Picture CloudFlare Statement on the Daily Stormer Incident CloudFlare ICANN Tor Warrant Canary … Continue reading Freshly Stormed Cloud

Certus and Zak talk about Starbucks knowing your name and preferences, light switches that suck, bank apps that suck, course schedulers that suck, using pens before being fully awake, needing more modes, persistent reminding, maybe responding, DNA overflows, taxing bags, broken hearts, listening to swedish radio, and bears (forever).   Belkin WeMo UW Credit Union … Continue reading Increasingly Dangerous Rants

Certus and Zak talk about giant futon bleachers, swirling air pens, weird and complicated Bitcoin, typing in Australian, Sweden leaking, penguins running in windows, Greek “B” iPads, semi-mobile Solitaire, cooking pot stickers, more modes of modality, productivity trips, routinely not having routines, and not Zak’s notes.   Retro 51 Tornado Quantum Entanglement – YouTube ZCash … Continue reading Routinely Secured Bleachers

Certus and Zak talk about China teleporting, a lack of news, a not positive or negative net, almond (milk?) lattes, Caffeine IVs, sea monster stories, ice cream productivity, lying to our social media overlords, dentists warning about brain damage, LOUD NOISES, dancing with spiders, boats (yay).   12,000 km quantum entanglement – Scientific American Quantum … Continue reading Neutrally Entangled Net

Certus and Zak talk about exploding phone cases for safety, car crashes for not safety, grilling with thumbs, a solution for digital rights management, not viruses, trying to have money, shaking milk, wind powered transportation, incentives, tracking water, addictions to phones, small drivers, and the ever-present battle between color and other colors.   Otterbox Strada … Continue reading Eerily Fast Successes

Certus and Zak talk about Apple executives talking, phone protection, storing things on magnetic tapes? weird bird AI’s, failing bubble guns, beautiful soup, and fictional viruses. WWDC Cases Dodocase sticker (no longer being sold) Otterbox Strata Sugru – Amazon Amazon Glacier Spinrite Amazon S3 Desmos Graphing 1 TB Hard Drive – Amazon Lyrebird AI Python … Continue reading Wonderfully Lost Footage

Certus and Zak talk about little baby AIs, cucumber classes, birds with superpowers, how to fix books, blockchain, drinking more, driving more, exercising their bodies, watching videos on an airplane, ceremonial bubble hats, staying up because we can and sleeping because we should, tiny particles, theme park movies, speedy decomposition, and the first chapter of … Continue reading Shockingly Existant Skyscrapers

Certus and Zak talk about the finals crunch, closing rituals, computer “uh-oh” protection, small writing sticks, fake party traps, Google maybe ruining the future, better coffee code, AR in drawers, mean (but polite) worms, incredible feats of hurdling, writing stuff down, some details of our todo lists, the goal of productivity, an information-based economy, unfortunately … Continue reading Frighteningly Productive AI

Certus and Zak talk about memorizing things, drama clubs, new calendars, old calendars, todo systems, earplugs, what brains look like, biographies, motivational posters, exercising without moving, 4N6 publishing, trying to beat composers, and protecting the galaxy again.   World Memory Champion Too Much Light Makes the Baby Go Blind – Wikipedia The Goat, or Who … Continue reading Frantically Memorized Scripts

Certus and Zak talk about making ink into electrons, not listening to teachers, kind of listening to music, Certus’ podcast addiction, fights between trees and quadcopters, failing at efficiency, awful ads, less than one day movies, more milk politics, the least good way to find prime numbers, and competitive public speaking.   Google Books just … Continue reading Efficiently Crashing Drones

Certus and Zak talk about phoney gnomes, the French and German War of 2017, bikes and screws, buying history, illegal robots, The Flash’s hand, doing things later, rap battles, calendars, old dudes robbing banks, soylent food trucks, thinking, sneaker/neck accessories, and trying not to be sick.   April Fools – Wikipedia Google Gnome Google Netherlands … Continue reading Imperfectly Produced Vibrations

Steven and Zak talk about scary mushrooms, languages, chinese computer snakes, toothbrushes, random numbers, teleporting cats, big red buttons, acronyms, internet of things coffee makers, playing music, high schoolers making decisions about international issues, Conway’s game of life all the way down, and followed up on habit trackers.   Trojan Horse Fungus Trojan Horse (computer … Continue reading Carefully Crafted Buttons

Steven and Zak talk about havoc causing standardized tests, poems, Apple’s Pro line, the lack of products for Surfaces, looking for aliens, million dollar app ideas, the March on Milwaukee, the Dairy Pride act (again), being hungry, what Zak does for fun, Steven’s tempest projects, public speaking, test taking, calendar systems, habit RPG’s, and email. … Continue reading Systematically Uncovered Stories

Certus and Zak talk about the UWM Drag Show, parabolic microphones, annotated bibliography services, paper, robots that are plummers, 20 million 4-door filing cabinets, prime number finding, doing what Facebook does to you to yourself, SHA-1 collisions, the blood of dragons, Isaac Newton, having fun with mushrooms, sleep, task managers, and animated vigilantes.   Reddit … Continue reading Unnecessarily Abundant Drives

Basics of Digital Logic Cursive Logic Workbooks Rumors about Apple’s AR thing TWiT Talking about Apple’s AR thing Zak’s Surface Windows 10 BSOD USB Mini Fridge Using a Speaker as a Microphone ELM PINE Dairy Pride Lynch Pin Entomology PHP History Filibustering in the Senate Senate Nuclear Option Certus’s Diet (Time Restricted Feeding) Keylogger (Wikipedia) … Continue reading Foolishly Bumpy Guidance