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It's Election day!!!! Billy Madison Show is here to give you some laughs on this tension-filled Tuesday.

The 1st show of the year started out strange with Derek getting trapped in an elevator just before the show started. Must listen!!!

Tik Tok Dilemma - Baby throws up on mom - You love everything about your partner except _______ - Queen of Divorce - Mother In Law is a B*tch and more!!!

Podcast is a little shorter today due to some technical issues at the start.

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Are Mermaids racist? Firework accidents - How would you respond to someone hitting on your partner in front of you? Nudist hate masks - Grand Canyon selfie death - Woman falls out of roller coaster- Master Bedrooms are racist - Tiger Mauls trainer to death- Grandma smears poop on playground and more!!!!

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Billy goes off about other shows, Girls send each other weird photos, 6 year old gets arrested, Weird Tik Toks, Coach Fired for cussing, Girl Crashes Car topless, Top 5 buttheads, CVS Warrior, Footlocker video and more!!!

Recap of Kobe's Memorial, Deyonta Wilder Excuses, Gross Walking Dead Kiss, Name The Celebrity Game, Meter Maid goes off, Landlord finds a sex toy, Who has the worst C Blockers, The Top 5 buttheads of the day and more!!!

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Mama June arrested - Hitler back in the news - Exchanging sex for work - Baby named lucifer - Why guy's sometimes call their girl dude - Not giving special kisses and more!!!

Exercise can help with ED - Playboy Mansion is haunted - Shane Dawson banged his cat - Disney Fetish - Parents give teen daughters a vibrator - Small Weiner quotes and more!!!

Iphone now has a foldable screen - Mia Khalifa is engaged - Woman uses t-shirt gun to launch phones and drugs into prison - women start turning into their moms at 33 - Nicknames for single girls in their thirties - Solo moons - Girl kicks guy out for only lasting 15 seconds and more!!!

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Man only drinks beer for Lent - 911 calls from inside Amazon's warehouse - Can you be in a relationship but attracted to other people - Do you hate your partner's job - Honeymoon horror stories and more!

Aaron Lewis tells crowd to F off - Dallas Cowboys Defensive Lineman Davidi Irving quits the NFL to smoke weed fulltime - Jose Canseco attempts to ruin Alex Rodriguez and J Lo's engagement - A wife is pissed that her husband offered her money for sex and more!!!

Michael Jackson Momo - Satanic death metal band in trouble - Moms are going to party with their daughters during Spring Break - Mixed weight relationships - Showing your partner porn to improve their sex life - Ducktape bikinis and more!!!!

Teenage dad sues over smishmortion - R Kelly freak out - Billionaire dies after penis surgery - Guy dumps a girl over Acne, Says he was catfished - 5 types of cheating and more!!!!

Future doesn't like big girls - Dr J Live in studio - Guy finds girlfriends secret box - 50 shades of grey almost kills a woman - Breaking up while pregnant - More and more women are packing heat - Man mauled to death by pet lion and more!!!

Pete Davidson kisses weird - Guy watches his truck sink - Kevin Garnett gets destroyed in divorce - 30-year-old women are getting pregnant cause of tinder - To forgive or not and more!!!!

Some things you should not buy at a garage sale...like sex toys.

Bill vs Power Washer / Toddler goes viral for putting a classmate in a headlock / Divorced dad lives with 12 sex dolls / Worst thing you've done with your wedding ring on / Bad threesome stories / Dad Jokes / Scared straight is abuse and more!!!!

Creepy Co Workers - Virgins hatch plot to kill basic bitches - Emotional support animal mauls someone - Mom and daughter fight over daughter hooking up with mom's boyfriend - My partner is cool but - And more!!

Billy vs Garage Door - Dr J in studio - People root for breakups - Ever have a family member stab you in the back - Delivery driver dips his testicles in salsa after an 89 cent tip - Fat shaming from family members - Sex is cool but have you ever had? - Grandma wants a tongue ring and more!!!!

Dead man rises from coffin - Woman has a secret family - Wife's vagina smells after giving birth - Dad asks a famous singer to stop posting porn - Parents are hiring name consultants and more!!!

Kardashians get sexual - Who was the last person you unfollowed - Mom goes off on a guy who called her baby ugly - Mom says she needs a new vagina - Model sells her virginity and more!!!

Would you drive your (18+ Y/O) kid to a porn shoot?

Robert Kraft charged with soliciting prostitution - Guys need to spice it up in the bedroom - Sword workouts - Boofing - Can you top that - Split or stay - BBQ sauce titties and more!!!

Road Rage Stories- Woman arrested for meth and stealing farm equipment - Queen of divorce live in the studio - Guy urinates on girlfriends clothes after he caught her cheating - Mom hand feeds son while he's gaming - Cowboy pinball and more!!!!

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John Wayne getting dragged - Tristan Thompson is a poon hound - Grandads rules for dating - Airline passenger in his boxers - Is calling your spouse daddy disrespectful to their dad and more!!!

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Critiquing sex while in a relationship - Burglars leave sex toy - Girls cheat more than guys - Famous Navy Seaman dies at 95 - Nail salon called Handjobs - Women that don't wear there wedding rings and more!!!

Boobs are getting bigger - Would you want a sexy calender from your spouse - Guys can get E.D. if their wife is too attractive - Mom stabbed over a dispute on WhatsApp - Nude pics ever get you in trouble and more!!! Follow us on Twitter @BMS_Billy and @BMS_Derek

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Woman finds out her Husband fathered a baby with a different woman - Dr J in studio - Is Tickling weird? - New male birth control - Vegans vs Carnivores in the bedroom - Jogger kills mountain lion with bare hands and more!!!!

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Why you shouldn't try and jump into a pool from the 3rd story - Women cheat cause they will get away with it - Should you smoke weed in front of your kids - Sex Robot time bomb and more!!!!

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We welcome a brand new affiliate, Happy MLK Day, Football talk, Dragon Ball Z was badass, Iphone users are a-holes and more!!!!

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Nard Vs Felix!

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Billy defends Nard, Bedly Sins, Guy licks doorbell for 3 hours, Should Bezos wife get half and more!!!!

What food would you punch someone in the face for, Worst Wrestling move in history, Principal catching heat for upgrading, Man of honor, People who love to see one another fail and more!!!!

Billy's battle with a new dishwasher, Pregnant Tinder, Between the Butt-Cheeks game, I don't need a man and more!!!

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7 traits that make you cheat, Dumbest thing you did in 2018, Wedding secrets, Creepy Apps, 60% of people are afraid of this and more!!!

First show of the year!!!!

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Steph Curry thinks the moon landing was fake, Involuntarily Celibate, Snapchat Nudes, 7 types of men that girls will date before they find the one and more

Facebook bans sex talk, Giving birth while handcuffed, Issue with a prostitute, Only bad moms sext and more

Top emerging STI's, Mel B had this done to her vagina, Watch out for AirDrops, College kids trying to get Porn banned on campus and more!!!

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Ozzy almost dies, Brett Favre tricked into being a racist, Consent Videos, Woman makes a blow torch after being denied free beer and more!!!!

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Nard has a meltdown over a TV Channel, Wifi or Wife? Woman fighting to legalize incest, Cool parents will ruin your life and more!

Back from Thanksgiving, Would you die for love, Kansas couple caught having sex on highway, Have you ever lost a sex tape.

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R.I.P Stan Lee - Two moms get into a fight at their kids bus stop - Are you single? - Have you ever broke anything of your partners - Parents are now contacting their kids bosses - Ex Wife blows up wedding dress - Benjamin hates our show and more!

Girl raised by dogs, Deer watch out, Girl hates guys that use credit Cards, Woman sues Ex Because his penis was too big, Girl upset over Family getting Wendy's without her, Why you should never get freaky with a vacuum cleaner and more!!!

Are you with someone who is Vanilla in The Bedroom, Breast Feeding a 9 year old, New Vagina Chair, Nard eaten cigs game and more!!!

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Girls who go out with guys just for the food, Guys are now wearing makeup, Superheroes are actually bad people. Merverts and more!!!

Have you ever been dumped in a horrific way, High while you drive, Rudest thing you've done to your spouse, A Woman's farts ruined her life and more!!!!

Nard's wife went out of town without him, Teacher smashes phones, Should you keep your fetishes to yourself, Relationship regrets and more!!!

Jerry the King Lawler Live in studio!

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Bad Kissers, Boob Model retires, Ugly Bride's Maids, Tampon or Sex Toy, Nard gives bad advice and more!!!

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Back with a Full Length show and fyi: No Show for 10/25/18. Follow us on Twitter @BMS_Billy @BMS_Derek @BMS_Nard

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Billy signed a contract to do 5 more years in San Antonio on 99.5 KISS!!! Pet custody, Man slashed in the face for refusing sex, Gary Spivey helps out with Nard and more!!!!

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Dr J in studio / Guys would rather do chores than this_____/ Hook up forced to sleep under bed for 14 hours / Dad's are comfort nursing / What would you rate your partner in bed / Are daddy issues real / Roach Game and more!!!

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Bill hates Matchbox 20, People in Seattle have tons of money, Co-Worker cracks girls skull for hitting on her man, Fortnite kid head butts mom and more!!!

Caught having sex by your kids, Are you attracted to elves, Tiger wives, Hote Hote and more!!!!

STD's are on the rise, Baby mama fights side chick, 4 out of 5 women fantasize about other guys during sex, Goats like happy people, Is it child abuse to put your kid in contact sports and more!!!

Dolphin love, Monogamish, Girl calls wedding off for the most absurd reason, Dust pan trivia and more!!!!

Nard beat up Derek, Madden tournament shooting, Breastfeeding or weed, Do you have butthole eyes, Kid caught having alone time by more, Nard-Phonics and more!!!!!

Dr. J in studio, Why fast food signs are yellow, Chad doesn't want his son to go into scouts, Flashing Truckers, Bushy eyebrows are a good thing and more!!!!

Sexless Marriage, New kind of STD, Reasons why girls say no to a proposal, Dak Prescott D Pic, Gary Spivey and more!!!

Nard's new glasses, Woman beats up man over dancing, Weird people who buy used panties and more!!!!

Snake handling preacher gets bit, Micro chipping employees, How do you tell your partner they stink and more!!!

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Woman brags about baby trapping athletes, Dating girls with emotional baggage, Kanye West says he would bang all of Kim's sisters, Bride to be upset over ring size and more!!!!

What Derek would do for one night with Kim K, Weird dude has 4 girlfriends and a sex dungeon, Wife sues husband for wearing her panties, Derek farts on cake and more!!!

Short show today. All Complaints shall be sent to Nard@Kissrocks.com

Guy takes his girl back after she got pregnant by someone else, Queen of Divorce, Brad Pitt don't pay child support, Sexting is weird, Nard STD, High class names and more!!!!

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15 reasons why guys should not get married, Cuckhold Carl Calls in, Wife finds out Husband is a sugar daddy, Getting your animals high and more!!!

Female privilege, Delete an ex from social media, Not sexually compatible, Why Netflix Sucks, Big girls beat the hell out of a couple of dudes at McDonald's, Kids are pooping in diapers again because of Fortnite and more!!!!

Girls don't like big ones, Have you ever blacked out, Gross things you do, Homeless man gets paid $90 to do this, Unpopular opinions and more!!!!

Man stole a plane to go to a concert, What do you miss about the show, Why you shouldn't mess with someone who is married, The meanest thing your parents ever said to you and more!!!!

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Billy mad about The Winnie The Pooh movie, Millennial's aren't buying houses, Lady runs over Re-Po guy, Parents are hiring Fortnite coaches for their kids, Are men allowed to cry, Am I weird for this and more!!!!

Girl hanging on to her Dead Ex's phone, Bride left at the alter, Call in and tell us to shut up and more!!!!

Pets rich people own, The phone is the #1 cause of fights, A real man stays with a woman even if she gets pregnant by someone else and more!!!

Why your dog hates being petted, A real man will stay if his girl gets pregnant by someone else, The heat wave is causing the poops, Nard IQ and more!!!

Billy Bicycle, Guy loses his dog in divorce, Pamela Anderson blames the rise in Asexuality, Heidi Klum is a bad Mom? Flashing in public, Big girl beats up little girl and more!!!!

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Derek is late, Queen of Divorce, Fired over breast feeding comments, Pity Sex, Derek's girl calls in and more!!!

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Fat Airlines, Period Parties, Ask permission to hold hands, Flight attendants are the most sexually harassed and more!!!

How you treat your mom, The word Slut, Going through your partners phone, Felix is hungry and more!!!!

Billy is mad at Scorpions, Maid of honor confessions, Eskimo brothers, Shopping over sex and more!!!!

Family fight over ashes, Dumped over sports, Dad shamed, Road rage and more!!!!

Using sex as a weapon, Women like sexist, Confronting a cheater, Wet whistle game and more!!!

Neighbor dispute, Name baby after an ex, Ugly guys have to buy more expensive rings, Would you marry a complete stranger, Haunting one night stands and more!!!

Bucket list, How'd she die game, Kourtney Kardashian, How to spot a broke dude and more!!!

Back from vacation and our phones don't work. Billy bitched about it most of the show. Follow us on Twitter @BMS_Billy @BMS_Derek @BMS_Nard

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Penis seen from space, What not to say on A first date, Jimmy Johns worker is a tattle tale, Kids snitching on their parents and more!!!!!

Dr. Jeneby stops by to assess Felix, Guy gets emotional about his cat, Fetish Creeps, Roar Game and more!!!!

Why do you fart often, Political Ad gets crazy, Period blanket causes Billy to attack Derek and Nard for no reason, Can't believe people want our advice on anything and more!!!!

Nard wood work, 40% of women are unhappy with their sex life, All girls have side dudes, Special talents and more!!!

Child Support affecting your credit, Americans love Group Sex, Man Spies on Wife, Girlfriend destroys boyfriends truck, 911 called during baptism and more!!!!

BMS Game Night Recap, Shooting in testicles over A/C Unit, Can you love more than one person, Flipping kids off and more!!!!

Coco the Gorilla, Cruise Ship Confessions, Old Game Shows, Yelling at your kid is now abuse, Can-Sexual and more!!!!

Super Models are just like us, Jada Pickett Smith talks about her vagina, Ex Crashes wedding, Board Games over Sex and more!!!!!

Politician sounds like Mr. Garrison, Sex on a plane, Ivanka Trump Flashing a hot dog vendor, Why did you get divorced and more!!!!

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Abs are out, Dads are in, Target pulls Baby Daddy cards, Breast Implants, Hipster baby names and more!!!!

Who's in the wrong, Jada Pickett's Grandma taught her about masturbation, Women cheat cause they love their husbands, Is it ok to hate men and more!!!

10% of couples check their phones during sex, Revenge calls, Kissing on the toilet, How often do you think about divorce, Studio gets heated and more!!!

Camel Pee game, Mother gets overly involved in fight, Nard clues, Kidnapper debate and more!!!

Guy roasts entire family, Blow up doll on a plane, Work rumors, Fortnite Rehab, IHOb and more!!!!!

Billy is back from vacation, Guys are mad about changing tables, IHOB, Car wash bit, Women are working too much and more!!!

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Bill is Sick, Bill does math on Nard's forehead, Chicken finger debate, Outdoor sex and more!!!!

Bikini woman resists arrests, People are now saving their dead relatives tattoos, Parents are giving kids edible weed, Do you have a secret child and more!!!!

Morgan Freeman defends himself, Masturbating at work, Girl Wants lip injections for one reason, Cockroach milk and more!!!!

Richie Incognito, Queen of Divorce, Are you on the phone too much, Meaghan Markle, Butt Cheek Trivia and more!!!!

Nard got in trouble, Prison Spanking, Lil Tay on GMA, Facebook Revenge Porn and more!!!!

Eagle vs Fox, Our Phone Screener got married, 30 year old suing his parents for making him move out, Derek got in trouble, Where do babies come from and more!!!

Best Sound Track of all time, Russel Brand hates being a dad, The real reason girls sign up for dating sites, Nard Soap in mouth game, Sex toys on your wedding night and more!!!!!

People can't name a book, Abused Golfer is staying with his wife, Man punches service dog and deaf woman, Masturbation month and more!!!!

Dad fights a pedophile, Dr. Jeneby in Studio, Lady spends insane amount of money on Dog, What really causes women to cheat and more!!!!!

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Cupcake game, Robert Kraft baby mama? Golfer's wife attacks him and his mother following a bad tournament, Roommate snaps over a TV show and more!!!!

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Bush is the new Brazilian, Aggressive Tinder profiles, Work Stalker, Alligator causes mayhem and more!!!!

Nard can't say Thanos, Are Ponchos offensive, 4 year old Gun Enthusiast, Women hates Beta Males.

Derek is late, Man sets Sex Predators on fire, Do girls prefer guys with Nice Cars, Public toilet sex, Ask the audience and more!!!!!

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Get a warning not to marry someone, Queen of Divorce, Fraud Child Support, Derek's chick calls in and more!!!!

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Males who breast feed, Derek getting cold feet, Rehab for social media, Worst weddings of all time, Whats Buggin Nard and more!!!!

Felix had a real date this weekend, Lady freaks out at Popeyes, Friendzoned, Has your kid ever been kicked out of daycare, Felix Parody, Revenge sex and more!!!

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Waffle house shooting, Will Smith Youtube, Texas says Revenge Porn is ok, 911 call operator hangs up on people, Jay Feely in trouble for gun prom photo, Male Birth Control and more!!!

Billy has to go see the butt doctor, Queen of Divorce, John Cena and the pre nup, Grandma stripper and more!!!!

Who described Nard's wife better, Southwest flight, Apartment secrets, Forest Bathing, Wife who doesn't want to cuddle, Anybody hurt their wiener and more!!!!

Big Lady covered in Ketchup, Kylie Jennar being Mom shamed, Porn is demonic, People that like to be rude and more!!!

Billy's hot water heater, John Cena breaks up over kids, Twerking while giving CPR, Bed Beats and more!!!

Tucson Trip, Agressive Tinder profiles, Weatherman goes in on Co Workers, Nipple play and more!!!!

Incest, Oscar Del la hoya Kitchen Utensils, Cancer lady wants some D, Dustin Ybarra in studio and more!!!

I can't remember what went down on Thursday's show

Tristan Thompson cheated, Duck tries to avenge his friends death, Sword attack, Guys crying after getting cheated on, Bats vs Guns, Friend zone, Netflix releases saddest movie ever and more!!!!!

Cocaine flew into purse, Affair prove your marriage, Pregnant at the worst time, Dog hits on a horse and more!!!!

Wrestlemania, Fight with a pizza, Ex still haunts you, Dad kicks son out over PS4, Raised by wolves and more!!!!

Conor McGregor, Dating apps, Queen Of Divorce, I have a question, Bert Kreichser in studio and more!!!!

Woman sets Ex on fire, 78 year old stabs home intruder, Steve Harvey, Is your sex style outta date and more!!!

Billy's phone is microwaving his brain, Sidechick called out, Guy pays money to get out of a fight, Mom tries to get son to go to church and more!!!

Recap of DNA results, Channing Tatum, Disney Cruise, Can you top this, Reason you got dumped, Condom challenge and more!!!!

Our Social media guy is a dick, Men are crying now more than ever, Meat Gazing, DNA Results and more!!!

Twitch Talk, Sex before you go out, Blowjob in Court, Tattooing a baby, Attacked with an object, Derek Apology and more!!!!

I was out sick so I'm not sure what happened - Derek

Alligator baby gender reveal party, Wife caught husband wearing her clothes, Proposal weight, Mail order bride, Dirty talk and more!!!!

Stormy Daniels, Racist Mom, Nurse sex, Dirty Delete, Butt Cancer, Worst Songs to sing while driving and more!!!

Stormy Daniels, Is it ok to squeeze another man's testicles during a fight? Twerking gone wrong, High while you drive and more!!!!

Queen Of Divorce, What would you tell your 25 year old self, McSecrets, Micro-Cheating, Final Fornication and more!!!!

Stormy Daniels, How women ruin everything, Nard Fruit game, 7 year itch and more!!!

MLB Pitcher gets revenge on a Bull, Drunk stories, D pic etiquette, Nard Liquid game and more!!!

Who said it game, Reason for man boobs, Fattening up your partner, Struggling to get an erection and more!!!

Julian wants advice on threesomes, Snuggies, Bad Netflix and Chill stories, Tattle tales, Guy gets caught in the car with his sidechick and more!!!!

Some crazy stuff went down on this Friday edition of The Billy Madison Show.

Short Show. Only an Hour long!!!

Great Show. I forget the details.

Katy Perry, Ex's at your wedding, Butt Chugg, Revenge stories and more!!!!

Billy hates day light savings, Oj Simpson confession, Billy finally proved right about girls shaving each other, Male fart porn, Girls really are terrible drivers and more!!!!

I can't remember but I do know that we definitely had girls in studio

Cash me Oustside, Nard Accent game, Dong Temple, Kissin Cousins, Tom Lee Knocked out by son and more!!!!

5 ways to boost your sex life, Do you have a smelly co worker? Men are starting to wear makeup, Fart fans and more!!!!!

Food or women? The Nard all better game, Dad makes bully son run to school, Police Chief caught smoking weed, Callers do impressions of everyone on the show and more!!!!!

Oscar Talk, Billy watched an awful movie, New Status Animal, Bacon Causes Cancer, Yoga to replace detention, Nard almost dies and more!!!!

Nard watches pimple pooping videos, Babymama ever hit you? Jeff Jarrett live in studio and more!!!!

Ever been pooped on? Deleting social media posts, Does the meth diet work? Nard's 7 second game and more!!!!

Porn house, Amy Shuchmer blowjob vows, I wanna hang with billy and more!!!

Ryan Seacrest, Die of a broken heart, Id like to hang out with derek but, Phone to the balls, FB live murder and more!!!

Teacher in trouble recording a fight, Young people are fat, Bad sex habits, Guy with 2 weiners, Worst gift ever and more!!!

We had a great show

How did you learn about sex, Boy lays an egg, Have you been banned somewhere, #IagreeWithDerek and more!!!

Blac Chyna, Poop nails, C-Block yourself, Worst things to hear in the bedroom and more!!!!

Do you creep on your co workers social media, Teacher gets fired for body slamming student, Farting on a plane, Peppa pig causes Autism and more!!!!

Fergie butchers national anthem, Cruise Ship fight, Sex ban on your wedding night and more!!!!

Food in Bed, Road Rage gone wrong, Weiners are getting bigger, Nard gets his butt nipples pierced and more!!!

Utah school gets weird, Black panther costume controversy, Lady who consumes her period, Nard eyebrow game and more!!!

Happy Valentine's day, Have you ever been curved, Getting rid of the term best friend, Caught watching weird porn and more!!!

Peter Rabbit backlash, Rich parents obligations, Gary Spivey, Would you rather and more!!!!

Workplace romance, Dumb couple who sold everything to buy a boat, Should viagra be a couples decision, Nard gets tortured and more!!!

Mystery burrito, Kim K Photo, Emotional pet hamster, Whisper porn, Butt tattoo and more!!!!

Charlie Sheen sex tape, Lottery winner sued, Robo-Sexuals, Deaf farting and more!!!!

Gronks house got robbed, No more Father Daughter dances, Galentines day, Derek and Nard translate a video in Espanol and more!!!!

Box set girlfriends, 3 some gone wrong, Man loses virginity to an alien, horse poop game and more!!!

Super Bowl 52, Philly fans eat horse shit, Man sues over tinder, The snow flake game and more!!!!

Felix's dad passed away, Porn at Applebees, Bullying, Perfect sex age, The Worst moments in radio and more!!!!

People hate Tom Brady, Kink talk, Girls sext only cause they are cheating, Science makes fun of short husbands and more!!!

Nard is a backseat rider, Quincy Jones craps on T Swift. 7 year old arrested for punching teacher, Derek and Nard become "Battle Buddies" (Must listen) and more!!!!

Derek is back from Disney, Felix had the worst week of his career, Radio host bullies Tom Brady's kid, Extra body parts and more!!!