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consider this the podcast's grand re-opening. after a brief visit to the moth we embark on a journey to chronicle the life of the undisputed King of the Townies, Mr. Sean Murphy. 

full article by Zeke Faux here: https://www.bloomberg.com/features/sean-murphy-super-bowl-rings-thief/

new theme song, courtesy of coatbridge scotland's bestselling recording artist and beautiful boy, Romeo Taylor. check out his new song, 'heaven tell me,' here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_SyM9FtIejo 

check out his best song 'go without,' here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j8UBr_d6kfc

we talked about jk rowling, zack snyder's justice league and we didnt talk about the 646 day hiatus. we also dont have a theme song or new cover art  yet so i just used the ending song from the unintentionally final episode of season 2.

sal studies portugese politics upclose. we talk zelda,  assassins creed & the 2004 Boston Red Sox before going full politics podcast the rest of the time. is the audio good now or bad? i cant tell. upload failed last night so im doing it again this morning.

an extremely mellow trial run of our now-internaional podcast. sal moved to portugal & now this is a NIGHTMARE to edit. sals got a pretty good song like three quarters of the way through. we talk about portugals cool laws, tucker carlson, and about how white women are just allowed to be racist while dating. we recorded this and then the 'guys we f****d' girls got cancelled for being racist. we are podstradamus. it got kinda deep at the end there for a second. im not sorry about this being late. also i lost my headphones AND the headphones i bought to replace those headphones, so if the audio's off thats why.

okay so this one's a bit of a mess bc victoria was pretty drunk and had to be asked to leave. sal and i break down the crowded MA 3rd Congressional Primary which happened two weeks after recording this.as of me posting it now, the recount is underway so dan koh might NOT win. thats cool. sal & i swap stories about education. EDIT there was a sound error i fixed it im sorry 

this one opens amidst me complaining about a viral tweet i saw. my friend victoria is in town to tell a story about what happened the weekend after trumps election. this is the first half of that story. the second half is available on www.patreon.com/georgesaland 

we took a week off because i was too busy to edit his thing but now so much time has passed that i dont remember what the sepisode was about. i think i talked about being a little shit in high school and sal's been organizing a workers uprising at the hcc. schena's life has taken an unexpepcted downturn after his appearance in episode six.

It's our first all boys episode in a while & it is no coincidnce that it just so happens to be one hour of raw immaturity. Schena's back with a story that'll knock your socks off.

Sorry this ep is late my cohosts are moving away & I'm stressing. We talk about Sal's party etiquette, spy thrillers, dad fiction & a mid 20th century prank show. Sal & Sydney slander American singer-songwriter Skylar Grey. I was pretty tired on this one & I don't really think I brought much to the table. Sal has a problem with chatting online with babes so we have to take his phone away. 

The patreon's live though. There isnt much up yet so honestly I would recommend not subscribing to it until September, when we'll have a solid chunk of premium content that's gonna be updated regularly. https://www.patreon.com/GeorgeSalAnd 

in this one sal walks us through an uplifting bollywood film corner which puts us in a rut for a little bit but once we get going we really get going. im talking jersey news, haverhill news, well produced audio bits, rob gronkowski fan fiction, it's all here folks. the patreon is live & i will be putting all that sweet sweet premium content up there.

we cover 2018's san diego comic con, or at least we cover like three things that happened around comic con. guests include former IDF combat instructor gal gadot, good-role-chooser scarlett johansson, & weird twitter personality james gunn. special thanks to rohnjobert for our new artwork & regular thanks to bentaylorsucks for our theme song. there's a bit of a ho hum end to this one but what can you do, we weren't gonna outdo the opening.

podcasting podcasting we back sal interrupts every joke i make. sydney absolutely nails jodie foster. some other stuff happens but i cant remember because i say a bad word early on and i had to edit it out of the rest of the episode bc i keep bringing it up. sponsored , once again, by invisalign. theme by bentaylorsucks. oh and we're gonna make a patreon and become millionaires like everyone in nyc

the prodigal son returns. to where, you ask? to the greatest city in the world, haverhill massachusetts. 

i spend an hour playing resident evil five in between a discussion on scary movies, dane cook, & tales of local campaigns past.

theme song by bentaylorsucks. he's actually writing us a real one but i stole his other song in the meantime. 

Just Sal and I on this one. Schena was supossed to be on this episode but he never showed up so we now have an ongoing bit at his expense. We wind up talking about my dad a lot. Also my life falling apart. BUT I'm turning it around. Haverhill BABY.  

Sydney does her best to salvage a sinking ship. I kinda blew it on this one, it's late because I have a lot going on at the moment. We talk space, JFK, Popeye the Sailor man, and finish off with the same black mirror joke everyone's been making for the last two years thats still funny.

Possibly the most on-brand episode yet. My friend Evan joins us for a truly rip-roaring discussion covering Salman Khan, Avengers 3, the 2013 Boston Red Sox, Mama Mia & the HBO original movie, Fahrenheit Bore Fifty One. I had so much fun recording this. We are writing Lady Back to the Future.

no intro, no outro. sydney's back. sal murders wildlife. a brief introduction to shadow the hedgehog. yes i know rosanne got cancelled i left it in for comedic effect. The Banana Riff. 

sydneys back and i dont think ive mentioned that. you probably woulda figured it out on your own. i was coughing up blood so i said some pretty mean spirited things about doctors and that kinda steered this one. we're never gonna get to fifty shades so stop asking.

After a brief detour through Malaysian politics and belittling the New York Times, we tackle  the best film about US foreign policy, Tiger Zinda Hai. I'm still not over how good it is. 

Sorry I forgot to upload the episode this morning, I've been very busy having that sickness where you cough up blood. In this one uh Sal became a small business owner and I didn't like the oscar award winning pixar film, Coco. Most importantly; however, I tell the tale of Haverhill folk hero and living legend Cam D'Ambrosio. I guess that technically makes us a true crime podcast too. This is the hardest I think Sal's laughed on the pod. We didn't discuss the Avengers bet out of respect for those who have yet to see it. 

part one of our first journey to indian cinema. naturally we waste no time getting sidetracked in italian hypotheticals from an episode we lost. i lost it. sal has nothing to do with the production and thusly cannot be blamed. we ultimately arrive at our discussion of the single most violent rom com ever made. oh we have a new theme song. and we close with herman cain. remember him? im going to see avengers tonight & i might owe sal a hundred dollars or something. 

politics. the final frontier. we open amidst a discussion of the iraeli palestinian conflict & i have to explain bds to sal before transitioning into some early 2000s red sox deep cuts.  i dont think ive ever laughed so hard on the podcast as i did at sal's doug mirabelli story. and finally we give the listeners what theyve been dying to hear, an introduction to india, my favorite insane country. i think i also mentioned the treehouse boys at some point. this is gonna be the last episode with colin's dumb rap song at the beginning.

we finally wind up talking about skyrim on this one. for a while. i cut this down from two hours.  big thanks to sydney and megan.

we were supposed too talk about skyrim but wound up hitting gaming, steven spielberg & friend of the show invisalign braces. skyrim ep is next week. sal's not on this episode and i explain why by retelling a story he told me on an episode that i lost the audio for. every single thing i said about moby dick in this episode is factually incorrect.

madeline joins the boys for the 2017 best picture wrap up. we debunk the myth that winston churchill was good at speaking. sal needs sexual assault as an indicator to tell the difference between a cool person and a bad person. i incorrectly say repeatedly that the kid from manchester by the sea's name was cameron monaghan. it's lucas hedges. cameron monaghan is the redhead from shameless. apologies to friend of the show lucas hedges.

egan joins the boys so that three straight men get the hour necessary to talk about the decade-defining trilogy of high school musical. there are beeps because we doxxed some people. sal relays a story from the country club. i will give my life for sudan the white rhinoceros.

baseball was invented as a way for irish guys to talk to their dads. we really need to get a third person on these. 

we dedicate episode four to the most scandal stricken movie in the world. schena's back & he talks this time i think. it's a mark wahlberg movie that takes place entirely in italy what do you want from me. oh god. the italian job how did we miss that it was right there.

here's george's elaborate theory about german unification that was cut from the claymation ep. i like it better with the music dont @ me.

george & sal are joined by schena as they take aim at the rankin/bass claymation christmas specials. sal has some interesting thoughts on yukon cornelius' intentions. schena chooses to die on the hill of "a year without a santa claus". oh dear. 

episode two. release was delayed due to net neutrality/scheduling conflicts. i actually explain what the purpose of the podcast is. we talk for an hour about the planet of the apes without mentioning the cincinnati zoo. it's better than the last one. intro music by ricky montgomery.

podcast pilot baby! we're talking purge, anarchy & election year. sal pronounces caricatures wrong & i dont really think we talked about what this pod is supossed to be. intro music by ricky montgomery.