If I Were You

In this episode we discuss sexy books, anti-vaxxers, and Amir's externship application at Coca Cola.

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Actor/Director/Friend Josh Ruben joins us to discuss cursed roommates and blessed bathtubs -- as well as his movie SCARE ME which is on Shutter/iTunes right now!

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Musician and Headgum podcaster Kelcey Ayer joins us to discuss returning rings, playing Coachella, and his new show "The Kelcey Ayer TV Show on Radio!"

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We get to as many questions as possible that were asked during our virtual live show last week -- including our favorite whiskeys, our least favorite sauces, and whether it's ever okay to masturbate in the same room as a puppy.

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In this episode we discuss vaccinations, NBA Top Shots, and operating on a hunch. We're also having a live show this Wednesday night! Tickets still available at JakeAndAmir.com.

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In this episode we discuss bad gifts, good weather, and our live show on February 24th! (Tickets at JakeAndAmir.com)

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In this episode we discuss drinking tea, watching football, and judging rap battles.

We are also doing a virtual LIVE show for THIS PODCAST on February 24. Get your tickets now at JakeAndAmir.com.

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In this episode we discuss movie watching habits, food poisoning, and our upcoming virtual live show!

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In this episode we discuss snoozing an email, losing a lover, and using a recipe.

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In this episode we discuss cooking, cleaning, and Amir's Birthday.

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Friends and new Headgum podcasters Caleb and Shelby are on the Zoom discussing hair loss, vegetarians, and having sex in the dark.

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In this episode we discuss burping, bathing, and Amir's New Years Eve.

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In this episode we discuss XMas gifts, English Football, and living rent free.

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In this episode we discuss calling friends, vacuuming floors, and drinking wine.

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In this special Hanukkah episode of our show, we are joined by an old friend to discuss wine, the holidays, and of course: Stickers.

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In this episode we discuss turning 30, grandparent gifts, and Disney songs.

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In this episode we discuss standing desks, messy homes, and sixth grade math lessons.

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In this episode we discuss our Thanksgiving plans, Zoom fatigue, and foot fetishes.

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In this episode we discuss smoothie bowls, nightcaps, and cellphone addiction.

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Four years later, we can finally discuss where we were the morning after BIDEN got elected. Then answer as many questions as we can, lightning round style.

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We're back! Four years after "The Morning After Trump" we discuss our election nights and our hopes for the (not too distant) future.

In this episode we discuss army time, farting time, and VOTING TIME.

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In this episode we discuss undecided voters, Zoom crushes, and infiltrating your roommates dreams.

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In this episode we discuss role playing, haircuts, and quitting the podcast if Trump wins the presidential election.

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Friend, comedian, and fellow Headgum podcaster joins us to discuss road trips, sawdust, and dating in the time of Corona.

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In this Bonus Thursday episode we discuss moles, grind guards, and how to vote!

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In this episode we discuss birds, hoops, and Tik-Tok in a lightning round fashion.

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Friends and fellow Headgum podcasters, Adal, Erin, and JPC are in the zoom to discuss smoking, moving, and Amir's poetry.

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This is a special feed drop of THE HEADGUM PODCAST with us, Geoff, and Marika. A silly great time for your weekend listening.

If you haven't yet, you can subscribe to THE HEADGUM PODCAST wherever you listen to this show.

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Friends, actors, and Headgum's newest podcasters join us to discuss caricatures, hot dogs, and their show LACKLUSTER VIDEO.

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In this episode we convince ourselves to move to Maui, then discuss Corona Bullies and iPhone aliases.

In this episode we discuss Jake's recent trip, his bad back, and how to deal with a Muay Thai partner who won't cut his nails.

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Comedian Karen Chee joins us to discuss noisy neighbors, scary movies, and defining the relationship.

Friends and fellow Headgum Podcasters Geoffrey James and Reilly Anspaugh join us to discuss their ideal height, their ideal compliment, and their podcast Review Revue!

Friend/Singer/Fellow Headgum podcaster Miel Bredouw joins us to discuss shitty roommates, lonely boyfriends, and her new album, "Tourist Season!"

In this episode we discuss Jake's tattoo, Amir's enemy, and a real crazy bride.

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In this episode we discuss virtual reality, virtual currency, and the perfect present for a 35 year old.

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In this episode we discuss various Zoom meals we recently shared with Broadway royalty, then a question or two about porn and having sex during quarantine.

In this episode we answer as many questions as possible about waffles, acting, and international traveling.

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In this episode Ben calls Amir and accidentally joins the show! We discuss our friendship, our mental health, and our fake names.

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In this episode we discuss lock down hangs, cool guys at bars, and Jake's family tree.

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In this episode we discuss stinky roommates, video games, and pranking creepy DM'ers.

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In this episode we discuss cheating, masks, and accepting cash from strangers.

In this episode we discuss saving plants, killing relationships, and playing videogames.

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In this episode we discuss another inspirational week and answer some questions about demonstrating and donating.

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In this episode we try to get down some thoughts and feelings about these difficult, depressing times -- then do our best to answer some questions.

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In this episode we discuss bad haircuts, good siblings, and love in the time of COVID.

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In this episode we discuss Tinder detectives, Zoom backgrounds, and Amir's slow WiFi.

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We started a new podcast featuring the Headgum staff! Join us every week as we wax idiotic on everything from pop culture to Marty’s SSN. Make yourself a drink and come hang!

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In this episode we discuss Mother's Day, office dogs, and Animal Crossing.

In this episode we discuss foot injuries, great films, and walks in the park.

(This episode is sponsored by NoKidHungry.org -- Millions of kids face hunger all across the United States, in every community. With your help, we can change it.)

In this episode we discuss porn names, original artwork, and the GOAT state.

In this episode we discuss jealousy, iced coffee, and Middleditch and Schwartz coming to Netflix this week!

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In this episode we take a trip down memory lane and answer some old questions about travel, tinder, and kittens!

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In this episode we discuss our favorite self-isolation outfits, hobbies, and TV shows. Thanks for your quarantine questions!

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In this episode we discuss our self-isolation woes, then call some old friends, Jeff Rubin and Pat Cassels, to see how they're doing. We may even get to a question at the end...

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We are back with our microphones discussing the pros and cons of self-isolation, and our new schedule. Then we talk to a real-life doctor and ask her every question we have about COVID-19 (and phone sex, of course!)

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In this episode we call each other to discuss this crazy new world... then we call some friends and ask them how they're holding up. Stay safe and stay home, everybody!

In this episode we discuss bees, headphones, and COVID-19.

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Friend and fellow Headgum podcaster Connor Ratliff is in the studio discussing bowling, parents, and his new HG Original podcast "Dead Eyes!"

This is half of today's Bonus Thursday Patreon Episode of our show. You can listen to the rest, or watch 35 other full episodes over at Patreon.com/JA

In this episode we discuss OnlyFans, sea legs, and the perfect NYC date.

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Friend and voice of Headgum Rose McIver is in the studio discussing salads, weddings, and MSN Messenger.

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Newest Headgum podcasters Geoffrey James and Reilly Anspaugh are in the studio to discuss Twitter names, career advice, and eating food like an adult.

And for more, check out Geoff and Reilly's new podcast Review Revue on Headgum!

Friend and fellow Headgum podcaster Ana from Twinnovation joins us to discuss new dudes, old nudes, and using speakerphone in public.

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In this episode we discuss terrible Tinder messages and the new slate of Headgum podcasts! And then we name a baby, of course. For more IF I WERE YOU check out our Patreon.com/JA

(Note: This was recorded before Kobe's passing. RIP!)

In this episode we discuss baby names, Foo Fighters, and how Jake's new diet is going.

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In this episode we discuss wedding speeches, popping videos, and the perfect text.

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In this episode we discuss Jake's surgery, Amir's new Twitter handle, and of course... poetry.

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In this episode we discuss our new years resolutions, Jake's foot surgery, and the ideal texting rate.

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Special Holiday episode this week -- it's Amir's debut on Jake's Dungeons and Dragons podcast. And no, you don't have to know anything about Dungeons and Dragons to enjoy the show! So... enjoy the show!

In this episode we discuss holiday drama, grooming tips, and the going rate for a 6 foot Douglas Fir.

Listen to Amir's episode on Punch Up The Jam.

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In this episode we discuss the pros and cons of bath-houses as a means of relaxation, the trials and tribulations of growing your hair out, and lastly, whether or not you can drink your own pee pee.

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In this episode, we may have the common cold, but we answer as many questions as we can about our style, our burps, and our fourth favorite ice cream flavor.

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In this episode we discuss commitment issues, flirting on a subway, and office Crocs.

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Comedian, friend, and lover Thomas Middleditch is in the studio to discuss moving to Australia, the Super Flu, and the greatest gift of all: Sand.

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In this episode we discuss gym crushes, flu shots, and the fastest growing cities in America.

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In this episode we discuss flat whites, bathroom locks, and why breaking up is easy to do.

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In this special tardy edition of our show, we discuss where we've traveled, and why Jake almost couldn't make it there. Then we tackle a few Halloween questions.

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In this episode Jake discusses checking in his luggage, and Amir discusses checking out his brain. Then we tackle the five second rule.

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In this episode we discuss ovens, bedding, shoes, fantasy football, Twitter, and our favorite pasta shapes.

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In this episode we discuss physical therapy, Succession, and Jake's goddaughter.

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In this episode we discuss superheroes, our favorite smells, and whether or not we would be a toilet.

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In this episode we discuss flirtatious dads and depressed teens. We also debut a new potential segment!

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In our 400th EPISODE we reminisce about our origin story and brainstorm future segments. Thanks to everybody who's listened to at least 350 of these! Including the live shows, of course.

In this episode we discuss pop punk, Sudoku, and acting cool at the gym.

In this episode we discuss Brazilian waxes, renting apartments, and Jake's new career as a development executive.

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In this episode Jake takes control as we discuss bad sex, bad friends, and good olympians.

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In this episode we discuss being newly single, high school crushes, and unrequited love.

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In this episode we discuss Jake's mental health, high school, and dry spells.

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In this episode we discuss Jake's 34th birthday, Amir's music career, and breaking the law in very small ways.

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In this episode we discuss racist mugs, smelly thugs, and gift baskets.

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Musician and friend Julia Nunes is in the studio discussing flirting, exercising, and laser eye surgery.

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In this episode we discuss sexy tattoos, angry boyfriends, and kissing bosses.

In this lightning round episode we discuss our favorite weather, our favorite foods, and what Dungeons and Dragons character would Amir be.... WITH A SIDE OF RICE.

In this episode we discuss casual sex with a millionaire, coworker crushes, and fantasy basketball drama.

In this episode we discuss pre-marital problems, MMF threesomes, and porn blogs.

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Friends and comedians Thomas Middleditch and Ben Schwartz join us live from Thalia Hall in Chicago to discuss foreskin, new pants, and who is 58 years old.

Thanks to everybody who came out to HeadGum Live last weekend!

Friend and father Nic Rad is on the show to talk about difficult decisions, pop music, and of course, ladders.

And if you see this in time, come hang out with us in Chicago! HeadGum Live is coming June 14-16 at Thalia Hall! Get your tickets here.

In this episode we discuss oral hygiene, loving thy neighbor, and the Toronto Raptors.

In this episode we discuss ending relationships and ending Game of Thrones... and smiling at yourself.

Come hang out with us in Chicago on June 14-16 at HeadGum Live!

In this episode we discuss laughing during sex, new tools, and a Twitter draft so good, it's worth a Golden Mic award.

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Fellow HeadGum podcasters Adal Rifai, Erin Keif and JPC (Hey Riddle Riddle podcast) join us to discuss breaking the ice, solving riddles, and how to poop.

For more riddles and puzzles, check out Hey Riddle Riddle on HeadGum.

See us all at HeadGum Live in Chicago June 14-16 at Thalia Hall!

In this episode we discuss hot bosses, motorcycle uncles, and phone numbers. Then Jake gives out this episodes Golden Mic and Turdy awards.

Come see us in Chicago on June 15!

In this episode we discuss overthinking pillow talk, underthinking bootie calls, and Jake's newest award.

Come see us live in Chicago on June 15 as part of HeadGum Live!

In this episode we discuss blurry vision, self-defense, and Jake's newest creation: General Cleanliness.

Support the Golden Mic Winner (Jake) by purchasing his very own shirt.

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In this episode we discuss adopted siblings, Jake's childhood, and Amir's LASIK.

HeadGum Live! Is coming to Chicago on June 14-16. Come hang with us and our friends -- tickets here.

In this episode we discuss prom-posals, cheating zaddy's, and Amir's new musical.

Recorded at the Black Cat in Washington DC!

In this episode we discuss Amir’s April Fools Day LASIK, coed wrestling, and of course, jade rollers.

Friend and fellow HeadGum podcaster Kevin Porter joins us as we discuss dogsitting, candles, and his podcast "Good Christian Fun!"

In this episode we discuss roller coaster pranks, tutor crushes, and art school threesomes -- Live at the Gramercy Theatre in NYC!

New HeadGum podcasters Laura and Rachel stop by to discuss their show "Girls on Porn" and answer as many porn-related questions as we can get through in a good old fashioned porn lightning round episode.

Comedian and fellow HeadGum podcaster Nicole Byer joins us to discuss dating, flying, and dressing yourself.

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In this episode we discuss Jake's European Vacation, Amir's potential monovision, and whether its cooler to block or unfollow somebody on social media.

In this episode we discuss Denmark, Cupid, and of course... hooks.

Tickets still available to our show in Washington DC on March 9! Come on out and party with us.

In this episode we discuss being pissed off, and getting pissed on. Plus a follow-up pup from an angry girlfriend!

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Friend and resident dumbass is on the show to discuss puking, peeing, and eating ice cream.

Plus our Super Bowl bet!

In this episode we discuss DND, DDR, and Amir's previous lives.

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A taste of our bonus video episode available in full over on Patreon.com/JA! We discuss book clubs, Vermont, and yes, joy.

In this episode... 90 minutes of unsolicited advice with special guest Jon Gabrus! Plus, our history with guiding people out of sticky situations. Enjoy!

In this episode we discuss grinding, smoking, and our new found love of soccer! Happy 2019!

The pilot episode of our newest series about EPL Football! Our first guest is actor and Liverpool fanatic Rahul Kohli--He is in the studio answering our questions about British Football and his favorite team. Episode 2 is online as well over at Patreon.com/JA. Enjoy!

The hunt to find our new favorite team... is on.

In this episode we discuss different types of nerds, national parks, and how threesomes are like fragile flowers. And, we cannot stress this enough, we are in the same room.

In this episode we discuss our cars, our holidays, and our New Years resolutions. Happy 2019, everybody!

Ho, ho, ho! Enjoy this special Xmas episode with the family as we discuss when Jesus was born, and whether babies can be born with tattoos.

The funny dudes behind Comedy Central's "Corporate" join us to discuss office holiday parties, investing wisely,, and of course: grapes.

The gameboy returns as we discuss pedicures, career advice, and our singing voices.

In this episode we discuss traveling romance, dealing with maggots, and tea bagging soup. Of course.

For more advice... check out our bonus Thursday videos on Patreon.com/JA!

Here's a taste of today's Bonus Thursday Patreon ep. As always you can watch or listen to the whole thing at Patreon.com/JA

Friends and fellow podcasters Grace and Mamrie join us to discuss wedding gifts, hotel safes, and watching movies at 9am.

For more Grace and Mamrie check out their podcast THIS MIGHT GET WEIRD!

In this episode we discuss tubas, masturbation, and surviving NYC on a budget.

For more "If I Were You" we're doing bi-weekly bonus video episodes on Patreon.com/JA!

Fellow HeadGum-er Reilly Anspaugh is in the studio to talk about bad kissers, good hygiene and horrible details about the Twilight Franchise.

NOTE: The entire episode is available in both video and audio format on Patreon.com/JA

Friends and fellow podcasters Lauren Lapkus and Jon Gabrus join us to discuss splitting bills, midnight shits, and having sex before dinner.

In this episode we discuss long walks, open marriages, and Lonely and Horny Season 2 -- available now!

A sample of today's Bonus Thursday Patreon Video edition of our advice show. If you wanna hear more, or watch the whole episode head down to Patreon.com/JA .

In this episode we discuss pausing a romance, popping the question, and how to reheat french fries.

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Friends and "Hollywood Handbook" hosts join us to discuss fake beer, real babies, and work out regimens.

Here we are, between real episodes, to give you a taste of what's going on over at Patreon.com/JA. We dropped a bonus Thursday video episode of this podcast over there, so we figured we could give everybody a free taste on this feed. For the full episode, and another one, and two more of "Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir," that url again is Patreon.com/JA.

Hope you all dig it!

We're back! In this episode we announce our newest, most ambitious project yet: our new Patreon Channel: Patreon.com/JA .

We discuss why we decided to launch this channel, as well as the shows currently on it: A video version of this podcast, as well as "Jake and Amir watch Jake and Amir."

We're excited. Hope you are too.

In this episode we discuss crying, glasses, meeting Michael Chiklis, and Lonely and Horny Season 2, coming soon to CollegeHumor's DropOut!

Voice of Lisa Simpson, and podcaster Yeardley Smith joins us to discuss bullying, The Simpsons, and her new podcast "Small Town Dicks!"

In this episode we discuss Jake's new hobby and whether or not it's detrimentally odd.

In this episode we discuss baldness, grayness, and stiff backs. Basically, how to get older without really trying.

In this episode we discuss teenage sobriety, emotional cheating, and dating your brothers best friend.

Hungry for more? Check out Jake on Amir's NBA podcast: BUCKETS!

In this episode we discuss fantasy, role playing, and what its like to cheat on a loved one with a mouse.

In this episode Jillian Vogel joins us to recap perhaps the most eventful wedding weekend of all time. Note: This is a true story. Also worth mentioning: BUCKETS! Amir's new NBA Podcast. Subscribe wherever you're listening to this.

In this episode we discuss perfect weather, tattoos, piercings, accessories, cereal, lasik, football, futbol, and our favorite flavors in a Twitter Lightning round for the ages... with a little bit of sleet, though!

In this episode we discuss Jake's birthday, stupid cats, and Mission Impossible.

Friend and lover Sean Jost joins us to discuss choking, strangling, and Hawaiian hot spots.

Comedian Jay Mohr joins us to discuss pissing, WhatsApp, and the greatest Chris Farley story ever told. For Mohr, Jay check out his podcast "Mohr Stories!"

Friend, actor and voice of HeadGum Rose McIver joins us to discuss ultimatums, gardening, and how porn habits die hard.

Friends and fellow HeadGum Podcasters join us to discuss British Accents, Amir's D&D Character, and an intense game of Mafia.

In this episode, our favorite Game Boy returns to discuss funny students, mean teachers and Jake's wedding.

In this episode we discuss the little things... social media, self awareness, and credit card information.

In this episode we discuss natural disasters, horny mothers, and Australian Vloggers live at the Leicester Square Theatre in London!

In this episode we discuss travel tips, least favorite cities, and bad addresses in another Twitter Q+A lightning round.

Friend and fellow HeadGum podcaster Megan Batoon joins us to discuss flight attendants, affairs, and terrible blog posts.

Comedian, friend, and lover Ben Schwartz joins us to discuss comedy writing, early Internet, and his new wine podcast "The Wine Down."

In this episode we discuss breast reductions, sex tips, and Jake's songwriting career.

Friend and Comedian Thomas Middleditch joins us live in Winnipeg! We discuss real butts, fake teeth, and sibling sex. If you like this live show, come see one for yourself! We'll be in Amsterdam on June 4, London on June 6, and Dublin on June 10!

In this episode, Steve, Cib, and James of Sugar Pine 7 join us to discuss kissing, dissing, and car accidents.

In this episode we discuss Hollywood, DM's, and Simon & Garfunkel.

In this episode we discuss anime, racism, and birthday sex! Also, if you're in Amsterdam, London, or Dublin, come see us in June!

In this episode we discuss sleep masks, apologies, and touch briefly on Amir's new musical.

Comedian and Friend Thomas Middleditch joins us to discuss STD's, DND, and Canadian Folk Hero Stan Rogers. Recorded Live at the Vogue Theater as part of Just For Laughs: Vancouver!

In this episode we discuss ring foods, cities we've never been to, and how to meet your new best friend, in another rousing rendition of Twitter Lightning Round!

Friends and New HeadGum Podcaster's Nick Wiger and Mike Mitchell (Doughboys) join us to discuss procrastination, masturbation, and how to unclog a toilet.

Friend and host of HQ Trivia, Scott Rogowsky joins us to discuss ugly cats, beautiful farts, and natural lubrication.

Friend and comedian Billy Scafuri joins us to discuss hip hop, long hair days, and Billy's new short film "Triple Kiss!"

Comedian and friend Tommy Mids joins us to discuss Canada, groping, and a mean man named Oskar. Live at MacEwan Hall in Calgary!

In this episode we discuss mother nature, father time, and grandfather pillows.

Live from SxSW it's "If I Were You!" We discuss sexiling, sexting, and sexy potato chips.

Thanks to SiriusXM for sponsoring the digital release of this Bonus Thursday episode! Don’t forget to thank them by using the URL siriusxm.com/headgum where you can get two months free with no obligations.

Friends and fellow HeadGum podcasters Miel Bredouw and Demi Adejuyigbe join us to discuss private parts, living abroad, and learning how to cook for yourself.

And catch our episode of their podcast, PUNCH UP THE JAM, on HeadGum.

Friends and loved ones Geoffrey James and Dave Rosenberg join us to discuss pizza, live shows, and the great state of Ohio.

Friend and fellow HeadGum podcaster Davey Rosenberg joins us to discuss arm wrestling, cologne, and unfollowing ex-girlfriends on Instagram.

See us all in Austin, TX live on March 10! Tickets at HeadGum.com/live!

In this episode we discuss weird wine, plus ones, and hot professors.

Friends and lovers Brian Murphy and Emily Axford join us to discuss paying for sex, writing a book, and their new Dungeons and Dragons podcast "Not another D and D podcast" on the HeadGum network!

Friend and actor Hayley Marie Norman joins us to discuss pussy crystals and stinky roommates.

In this episode we discuss European First Dates, tennis, and oral hygiene!

In this episode we discuss mormon parents, annoying brothers, and Jake's Game of Thrones addiction.

In this episode we discuss nudes, dudes, and cryptocurrency!

Friend and Co-Creator/Star of Comedy Central's "Corporate" join us to discuss camels, knives, and his new television show coming January 17!

New episode for a new year! Ring in 2018 as we tackle as many questions as possible, while discussing our resolutions, favorite memories, and podcast ideas.

Friends and fellow Poo-dcasters Doug and Jack join us to discuss clogging toilets, single ply tissue paper, and stinky sisters. PLUS You can hear our episode of their podcast "Doodie Calls" on HeadGum now!

The GameBoy brings his girlfriend by for another epic game. We discuss bad gifts and good boyfriends!

Friends and fellow HeadGum podcasters join us to discuss Hamilton, Disney Princesses, and prank calls.

Friend and Comedian Nicole Byer joins us to discuss rejection, dating apps, and her new HeadGum podcast!

In this episode we discuss new phones, old habits, and Shakespeare, mother!

In this episode we discuss Alaska, awkward gifts, and alphabetical order.

Comedian, friend, and father Rob Huebel joins us to discuss loud sex, celebrity encounters, and his new show, "Do You Want To See a Dead Body?".

Check out Rob Huebel in Do You Want to See a Dead Body, 10/21 on YouTube Red.

Friend, comedian, lover Ben Schwartz joins us to celebrate our 300th episode by discussing chipmunks, how to be funny, and his new book!

Comedian and Friend Brian Murphy joins us to discuss dungeons, dragons, and flash mob break ups.

Dancer, YouTuber, and new friend Megan Batoon joins us to discuss airports, alcohol, and her delicious cookies.

Friend, co-worker, and dumbass Geoffrey James join us to tackle as many questions as possible.

In this episode we discuss Snapchatting, obsessing, and going away to college.

Rapper and Friend Hoodie Allen joins us to discuss sex toys, trust issues, and ideas for an Australian rap/podcast tour.

In this episode we discuss pajamas, will power, and living with your ex.

In this episode we discuss bad noises, good jelly, and our live show at UCB Theatre on September 27!

Co-creators of HBO's "Animals" Phil Matarese And Mike Luciano join us to discuss how jobs are like lovers, and the road to making their television show.

In this episode we discuss creepy dealers, German cheaters, and who should pay on the first date.

In this episode we discuss boots, best friends, and birth control.

In this episode we discuss age, fiancés, and cross dressing.

We discuss urine, breast milk, and other bodily fluids live at Just For Laughs comedy festival in Montreal! With special appearance by friend/comedian Jon Gabrus.

Fellow comedy duo, BriTANicK joins us to discuss olives, little sisters, the Mario Bros.

In this special episode we grab Geoffrey James and HeadGum Interns to discuss nectarines, flying, freshmen, basketball, hamburgers, wallets, masturbation, Tinder, showers, swearing, and Los Angeles! Thanks to Reilly, Nic, Saba, Santos, Eagle, Lauren, John George, and Dylan for stopping by.

Friend/actress Gabrielle Elyse joins us to discuss crushes, condiments, and online college.

In this episode we talk about braces, blow jays, and being a creep. And also, Jake's Mom's Cookies.

We're in Montreal for JFL this week! Get your tickets here.

Friend and lover Streeter Seidell joins us to discuss catfishing, dick pics, and old videos.

Come see our live show in Montreal! July 25 as part of JFL comedy fest.

In this episode we discuss getting grossed out and turned on. Also, tennis.

See us in Montreal! Live "If I Were You" on July 25.

Comedian and friends Gaby Dunn and Allison Raskin join us to discuss polyamory, sexuality, and their book. Things get extra real.

In this episode we discuss good relationships, bad shits, and ugly lovers. Recorded live at Mississippi Studios, in Portland, OR!

Brought to you by Spoke.

In this episode we discuss pissing style, missing smiles, and kissing piles. Well, actually just the first one, but man it's fun to rhyme! Also, we talk about instituting some new segment ideas! Let us know what you think on twitter. Do people read these? Let's find out!

In this episode we discuss class clowns, mad dads, and bad tats. Questions compiled by our new awesome summer interns!

Two Twinnovation boys join us to discuss dating apps, whipped cream, and snout outs.

In this episode we discuss eskimo brothers, real brothers, and Duke Men's Basketball Coach, Mike Krzyzewski.

In this episode we discuss bird names, Instagram games, and the rare F-Buddy Zone.

In this episode we talk about geography, flatulence, and the unbearable lightness of woke.

In this episode we discuss good friends, bad people, and ugly voices -- live at Comedy Works in Denver, CO!

The Game Boy returns to discuss crushing, sweating, and Jake's feet.

In this episode we talk about airplane problems, Buzzfeed quizzes, and weed.

In this episode we discuss cats, threesomes, and terrible TV Etiquette.

In this Twitter lightning round episode we discuss pigs, jeans, candy, beards, Los Angeles, ice cream, bangs, the kiekel, and the worst kind of person!

The Gameboy invites us to his house to play a round of his sick game. We discuss sex diaries, walking with your mom, and the most illegal things we've done. This episode brought to you by Article.com. Head to http://www.article.com/ifiwereyou for $50 off your purchase of $100 or more. Watch this episode at http://www.youtube.com/ifiwereyou

Rapper and Friend Hoodie Allen joins us to discuss pranks, jewelry and spatulas.

In this episode, we discuss cartoons, pastries, and the morning after. Live from Amir's house! This episode brought to you by Article.com. Head to article.com/ifiwereyou for $50 off your purchase of $100 or more. Video also available on youtube.com/ifiwereyoushow

We discuss hitchhikers, fleshlights and sticky showers at the Athenaeum Theatre in Melbourne, Australia!

In this episode we discuss typewriting, massaging, and videochatting.

Internet superstars Rhett and Link join us to discuss real friends, fake family, and the McDonalds menu.

Comedian and Friend Eliot Glazer joins us to discuss bad songs and good ideas for this BONUS Thursday Episode! Live shows in Austin and Australia this week! Come see us.

Comedian and friend Tim Baltz joins us to discuss breakfast, fighting, and kinky dog whistles.

In this episode we discuss Hawaii, McDonalds, and how to flirt with a one-armed beauty.

Friend and resident dumbass Geoffrey James joins us to discuss sibling revelry, velcro wallets, and grilled cheese sandwiches.

In this episode we discuss hot sauce, lasagna, and gas. The three major food groups. This episode brought to you by Dove Men+Care! Help us and our sponsors by taking this survey: http://wondery.com/survey/

In this episode we discuss Kanye's education, Lindsey Vonn's schedule, and our upcoming HeadGum podcast festival in Austin!

In this episode we discuss cousins, crushes, and commitment.

Friends and fellow HeadGum podcasters Billy and Adam join us to discuss virginity, anxiety, and how to change the world.

In this episode we discuss new years resolutions, oral sex, and selfies.

In this episode we discuss High School cliques and basketball tricks. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies and TrackR!

Jake's mother joins us to discuss parenthood, religion, and Jake's biggest fears. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox and Casper!

In this episode we discuss the holidays, New Years Eve, and student loans. Thanks for listening this year! This episode is brought to you by the HeadGum Store and Seeso!

Friend, Comedian, and Uncle Jon Gabrus joins us to discuss stress shitting, book returning, and oral sexing. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, and Seeso!

Friend/comedian/lover Gil Ozeri joins us to discuss cousins, birth control, and his popular Snapchat account. Brought to you by BlueApron, TrunkClub, and the new HeadGum store!

Mama Bear and friend Mike Karnell is back on the show to discuss losing weight and saying I love you. Episode is brought to you by MeUndies, Seeso, and Squarespace!

In this episode we discuss one night stands, team captains and when to delete dating apps. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace, ZipRecruiter, and Leesa!

In this episode we discuss the truth behind jokes and our new HeadGum store! This episode is brought to you by Seeso and Indochino!

Comedian/Friend Dan Levy joins us to discuss long distance relationships and college comedy shows. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, BlueApron, and Indochino!

In this episode we discuss safe sex, inheritance, and one night stands. This BONUS THURSDAY episode is brought to you by Leesa.com and TrunkClub!

Bonus non-advice episode in which we decompress and discuss Donald Trump beating Hillary Clinton to become the next president of the United States of America.

In this episode we discuss babysitting, sympathy, and home ownership. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace, ZipRecruiter, and Indochino!

In this episode we discuss gratuity, jealousy, and virginity. This episode is brought to you by DSTLD.com, MeUndies, and Squarespace!

In this episode we discuss bleeding, tasting, and poisoning. This episode is brought to you by Leesa, ZipRecruiter, and Seeso!

In this episode we discuss new names, new apps, and digital scales. BONUS THURSDAY Episode brought to you by Squarespace and PetNet!

In this episode the game boy returns and we discuss wrestling, religion, and playing with fire. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, BlueApron, and NatureBox!

In this episode we discuss sexy cars and skinny dipping live at JFL42 in Toronto! This episode is brought to you by DSTLD jeans, BlueApron.com, and TrunkClub.com.

Friend and comedian Grace Helbig joins us to discuss honesty, burping, and four minutes of unbroken eye contact. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, and Squarespace!

The friend, the myth, the legend George Basil joins us to dispense wisdom on mentors, soulmates, and cigarettes. This episode is brought to you by Harrys, FrameBridge, and Squarespace

In this episode we discuss pride, fax machines, and ghosting's ugly cousin: Benching. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, BlueApron, and NatureBox!

Emmy nominated friend Pat Cassels joins us to discuss hot friends, terrible pets, and pregnant men. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace, FrameBridge, and TrunkClub!

Friend and Comedian Arielle Vandenberg joins us to discuss sexting, cheating, and her new podcast (hopefully.) This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, BlueApron, and Harry's!

In this episode we discuss parties, balloons, and sleeping with coworkers. This episode is brought to you by WarbyParker and Squarespace!

In this here episode we discuss ex-girlfriends, ex-boyfriends, and foliage. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace, FrameBridge, and NatureBox!

In this episode we discuss sisters, stalking, and our Eurotrip. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, BlueApron, and Tidal!

Comedian/Friend Ben Schwartz joins us to discuss childhood hobbies, Irish memories, and American references at the Vodafone Comedy Festival in Dublin, Ireland! This episode is brought to you by Casper and TrunkClub!

We are joined by fellow advice podcaster Travis McElroy to discuss pain, pleasure, and the difference between a canoe and a kayak. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, BlueApron, and Squarespace!

Friend/Fellow HeadGum Podcaster Ramou Sarr is in the studio to discuss dogs, boobs, and Bieber. This episode is brought to you by Framebridge.com and NatureBox.com!

In this episode we discuss being serious, being drunk, and being a supportive podcast listener. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies and Squarespace!

In this episode we discuss belly button lint, STD's, and kissing your mother, live at Resident in Downtown LA! This episode is brought to you by NatureBox and BlueApron.

Friend/Lover/Brother/Podcaster Mike Karnell joins us to discuss the thrill of victory, and agony of being punched in the face. This episode is brought to you by TrunkClub and MeUndies!

Writer/Performer/Peeler Bo Burnham in the house to discuss rich kids, close friends, and his Netflix Comedy Special "Make Happy." This episode is brought to you by Squarespace, TrunkClub, and HeadSpace!

Friend and lover Sam Reich finally joins us! We discuss height, humanity, and stinky buttholes. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox (http://bit.ly/1idZxFp) and MeUndies (http://bit.ly/ifiwereundies)

In this episode we discuss teaching lessons, religious loopholes, and our trip to New Zealand. This episode is brought to you by Casper: http://bit.ly/ifiwerecasper BlueApron: http://cook.ba/1C7dsXK and Headspace: http://bit.ly/1YJfZmT

Friends and Fellow HeadGum Podcasters, Billy Scafuri and Adam Lustick join us to talk about grinding, gaming, and garage doors. This episode is brought to you by TrunkClub and MeUndies.

In this episode we discuss auto-erotic asphyxiation and sibling lookalikes. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox, HeadSpace, and TheTracker!

Rapper and Friend Hoodie Allen joins us to discuss gold diggers, summer camps, and whiskey dicks. This episode is brought to you by TheTracker, BlueApron, and Squarespace.

In this episode we discuss coffeeshops, immortality, and partying with your dad. This episode is brought to you by HeadSpace and MeUndies!

In this episode we discuss prom night, prom-posals, and prom-ises that were meant to be broken. This episode is brought to you by TheTracker.com, Squarespace, and BlueApron!

Actor and friend Rahul Kohli joins us to discuss James Bond, astrology, and going dutch. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies and Trunk Club!

In this episode we discuss perfect endings, new beginnings, and the loneliest places on earth. This episode is brought to you by HeadSpace, ScoreBig, and Squarespace!

Actor/Friend Ariana Madix joins us to discuss fiancées, divorcées, and Vanderpump Rules. This episode is brought to you by TheTracker.com, MeUndies, and BlueApron!

In this episode we discuss trains, shows, and highly gifted teens. This episode is brought to you by ScoreBig.com, HeadSpace, and Squarespace!

In this episode we discuss anxiety, manners, and our new show! This episode is brought to you by TrunkClub and BlueApron!

Comedian/Actor/Friend Lauren Lapkus joins us to discuss TV shows, long distance relationships, and Jurassic World. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies and TheTracker.com

Friends/illustrators Caldwell and Nathan join us to discuss guilty pleasures, anime, and adultery. This episode is brought to you by ScoreBig, Squarespace, and Headspace!

In this episode we discuss unspectacular vernacular and when to hit on somebody. This episode is brought to you by TheTracker.com, MeUndies.com, and 2FFilms.net!

Yes dude! Comedian and Friend Ben Schwartz joins us on stage to discuss honesty, self-esteem, and average penis size. This episode is brought to you by BlueApron, Headspace, and Squarespace.

No sponsors, no questions, no answers. Just a special message about our new project!

In this episode we discuss protein bars, full disclosure, and dating apps. This episode is brought to you by TheTracker.com and MeUndies.com!

Friends, comedians, and fellow HeadGum podcasters Daren Von Girdner and William Haynes join us to discuss bad roommates, loud sex, and our upcoming shows in Austin! This episode is brought to you by HeadSpace, Squarespace, and Ring.com!

In this episode we discuss traveling alone and partying with others. This episode is brought to you by HeadSpace and NatureBox!

Actor/comdian/YouTuber Shane Dawson joins us to discuss porn preferences and pessimism. This episode is brought to you by TIDAL and Soylent!

Comedian/Friend/Lover Ben Schwartz joins us on this milestone episode to discuss DM's, Snapchat, and sitcoms. This episode is brought to you by Ring.com, BlueApron.com, and MeUndies.com!

Murph is back! And he joins us to discuss being a 90's kid and songs that will pump you up. This episode is brought to you by TIDAL, and NatureBox.com!

In this episode we discuss being funny, being nine, and our Super Bowl billboard bet. This episode is brought to you by Soylent and ClubW.com!

Jake's mother joins us to discuss ex-girlfriends, gay boyfriends, and getting into Yale. This bonus Thursday episode is brought to you by Ring.com, Squarespace.com and TrueGrowers.com!

In this episode we discuss tattoo removal, time travel, and the first HeadGum Podcast Festival in Austin, TX! This episode is brought to you by MeUndies and Leesa.com!

In this episode we discuss football, pseudonyms, and skeleton keys. This episode is brought to you by ClubW, NatureBox, and CreditKarma!

Internet star and new friend Justine Ezarik joins us to discuss tattoos, calling dibs, and DJ Dogs. This bonus Thursday episode is brought to you by Ring.com and BlueApron.com!

In this episode we discuss bacne, community college and Swing. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies and Leesa!

In this episode we discuss flirting, the future, and 360 degree cameras. This episode is brought to you by Headspace, ClubW, and CreditKarma!

Actress and friend Eden Sher joins us to discuss new movies, new words, and staying hydrated. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, Leesa, and BlueApron!

In this episode we revisit our favorite bits, answers, and theme songs from the last year. This episode is brought to you by Headspace, Skurt, and NatureBox!

In this episode we discuss losing your virginity, breaking up, and our TV pilot. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, Leesa, and ClubW!

Friends and hosts of "Black Men Can't Jump in Hollywood" join us to discuss ghosting, fading away, and unread texts! This one is a party. This episode is brought to you by SkurtApp.com, BirkSun, and ClubW!

Our appearance on the "Twinnovation" Podcast! Hosted by Dave & Jeff Rosenberg, and Mike Karnell, "Twinnovation" is another show on the HeadGum network. If you've never heard their show, this is a good first episode. New episodes every Friday on HeadGum.com!

In this episode we discuss Serbia, Yu-Gi-Oh! and masturbation injuries. Recorded at "The Hall at MP" in Williamsburg, BK! This episode is brought to you by MeUndies, Leesa, and Squarespace!

Comedian/Actor/Writer/Host Elliott Morgan is in the house to discuss butts, crushes, and love triangles. This episode is brought to you by BeekeepersNaturals, BirkSun, and ThrowBoy.com!

In this episode we discuss Nick Jonas, morality, and bees. This episode is brought to you by ClubW, Leesa, and Unroll.Me!

Fellow HeadGum podcasters/friends Dannielle Owens-Reid and Claire Beitcher stop by to discuss obesity, sibling rivalry, and why Amir will die alone. This episode is brought to you by TIDAL and MeUndies!

Friend and comedian Billy Scafuri joins us to discuss McDonalds, semen, and fighting. This episode is brought to you by Unroll.Me, ClubW, and Squarespace!

In this episode we discuss strippers, costumes, and hangovers. Brought to you by MeUndies and NatureBox!

In this episode we discuss scary questions, terrible jobs, and solar decathlons. Plus a call from a friend. All live at the Irvine Improv in Irvine, CA! This episode is brought to you by ClubW, BlueApron, and Ball Park Flame Grilled Jerky.

In this BONUS THURSDAY Episode we discuss roommates, Rory, and the end of TextJake.com... This episode is brought to you by Ball Park Flame Grilled Jerky!

Friends and fellow HeadGum podcasters Laura Lane and Angela Spera stop by to give advice on texting, flirting, and your sex number. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace, Naturebox, and MeUndies.

Friend/rapper/actor Utkarsh Ambudkar joins us to discuss threesomes, basketball, and being called "daddy." This episode is brought to you by ClubW, BlueApron, and Ball Park Flame Grilled Jerky!

In this episode we discuss drugs, fantasies, and the perfect man -- live from Just For Laughs comedy fest in Toronto! This episode is brought to you by Squarespace, MeUndies, and NatureBox!

Former therapist, current writer/comedy producer Emily Gordon joins us to discuss breaking up, farting, and her new book, "Super You!" This episode is brought to you by DollarShaveClub, and CreditKarma.

In this episode we discuss droughts, jupiter, and geography. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox, MeUndies, and Squarespace.

In this episode we discuss first dates, haircuts, and spiritual healing. This episode is brought to you by DollarShaveClub.com, BlueApron, and Credit Karma!

In this episode we discuss facial hair, hard drugs, and party horns. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox and NextIssue.com!

Friend/comedian/fellow HeadGum Podcaster Jon Gabrus joins us to discuss friendship, fire, fitness, and flying. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies and Squarespace!

Friend and musician (and fellow podcaster!) Julia Nunes joins us to discuss true love, nude pics, and fanny packs. This episode is brought to you by SlugBooks and NextIssue

In this episode we discuss adultery, pornography, and being a man. This episode is brought to you by SlugBooks, Squarespace, and BlueApron!

In this BONUS THURSDAY episode we try to get through as many questions as possible in one hour. It is our first (and perhaps last?) lightning round. This episode is brought to you by NextIssue.com and CreditKarma

In this episode we discuss prostitution, honesty, and being a doctor. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox and MeUndies!

In this episode we discuss privacy, virginity, and our pilot! This episode is brought to you by BlueApron, BetaBrand, and Squarespace.

In this episode we discuss cocaine and our new podcast network! This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com, BespokePost.com and MeUndies.com!

In this episode we discuss stupidity, pregnancies, and fantasies with a special friend, live from Montreal! This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com and MileIQ!

In this episode we discuss turtles, threesomes, and The Bachelor. This episode is brought to you by BetaBrand.com and CreditKarma!

In this episode we discuss inner beauty, outer beauty, and long distance relationships. This episode is brought to you by BespokePost.com, NatureBox.com, and MeUndies.com!

In this episode we discuss investing, marijuana, and the best cities in America. This episode is brought to you by MileIQ, BollAndBranch, and BlueApron!

Friend and "Last Week Tonight" writer Dan Gurewitch joins us to discuss jealousy, office romance, and making jokes about the news. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox, TrunkClub, and MeUndies!

In this episode we discuss Instagram, marijuana, and obviously Matt Damon. This episode is brought to you by BollAndBranch.com and CreditKarma.com!

In this episode we share our best questions and answers from our shows in Australia! We also talk about Matt Damon. This episode is brought to you by Prosper.com!

In this episode we discuss eating habits, group sex, and Matt Damon. This episode is brought to you by CreditKarma.com, MeUndies.com, and Squarespace.com!

In this episode we discuss new friends and old flames. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com, TrunkClub.com and Prosper.com!

In this episode we discuss apologies, dream homes, and sloths. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com and MeUndies.com

Actress/Friend Rose McIver joins us to discuss dating down under and dangerous fish! This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com and Prosper.com!

In this episode we discuss drinking alone, double dating, and our TV pilot! This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com and TrunkClub.com

In this episode we discuss cool kids, calling cards, and guns. Recorded live at the Improv in Hollywood, CA! This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com and Squarespace.com!

In this episode we discuss when to break up, when to stay together, and demons. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com, TrunkClub.com, and Squarespace.com!

Musician Alana Haim joins us to discuss terrible people and awesome names. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com and Prosper.com!

In this episode we discuss weddings, anniversaries, and high school dances. This episode is brought to you by DollarShaveClub.com!

In this episode we discuss glitter, jealousy, and group sex. Recorded live at Duke University. This episode is brought to you by TrunkClub.com and Prosper.com!

In this episode we discuss Instagram, accidents, and elders. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com and DollarShaveClub.com!

Jon "Global" Wolf joins us to discuss heights, bites, and fights. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox, DraftKings, and DollarShaveClub!

In this episode we discuss emotional cheating, physical cheating, and the future. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com, TrunkClub.com, and Prosper.com

In this episode we discuss rebound relationships and masturbating in public. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com, DraftKings.com, and DollarShaveClub.com!

Comedian/Friend Thomas Middleditch is back to discuss friendship, art, and video games! This episode is brought to you by DraftKings.com and DollarShaveClub.com!

In this episode we discuss tidy rooms, burner phones, and maneuverability. This episode is brought to you by TrunkClub.com, Squarespace.com, and Prosper.com!

Comedian/Actor/Friend Ben Schwartz joins us to discuss on screen romance. This episode is brought to you by Bombas.com, RetailMeNot, and DollarShaveClub.com!

Comedian/Actor/Friend Ben Schwartz joins us to discuss courtship and comedy. This episode is brought to you by RetailMeNot.com, TrunkClub.com, and MeUndies.com!

In this episode we discuss terrible girlfriends and our tour down under! This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com and Squarespace.com!

Friend/Actor/Comedian George Basil joins us to discuss attraction and parenting. This episode is brought to you by Bombas.com and DollarShaveClub.com!

In this episode we discuss hairy legs, double dates, and Jake's perfect porn. This episode is brought to you by TrunkClub.com, MeUndies.com, and DollarShaveClub.com!

Rapper Lil Dicky joins us to discuss masturbation, basketball, and getting older. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox, Audible, and Prosper.com!

In this episode we discuss how to change your lover and dating Nicki Minaj. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com, DollarShaveClub.com, and TaxAct.com!

Jake's mama joins us to discuss protesting, parents, and her new novel! This episode is brought to you by BlueApron.com, MeUndies.com, and TaxAct.com

In this episode we discuss proms, raps, and apps. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com, Squarespace.com, and Berries.com!

In this episode we discuss bad Tinder dates and worse friends. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com, BlueApron.com, and Berries.com!

In this episode we discuss lawsuits, sexuality, and our SuperBowl bet -- live from Austin, Texas! This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com, Vegas.com, and TaxAct.com!

In this episode we discuss our future, our past, and our present. Also, asexuality. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com, BlueApron.com, and Audible.com!

In this episode we discuss leaving people, teaching people, and hugging people. This episode is brought to you by BlueApron.com, Berries.com, and TaxAct.com!

In this episode we discuss making friends and breaking hearts. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com, Vegas.com, BlueApron.com, and TheBouqs.com

In this episode we discuss ESP and STD's. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com, TheBouqs.com, and TaxAct.com

Our friend Pat Cassels joins us to discuss family dinners and very long distance relationships. This episode is brought to you by MottAndBow.com, SquareSpace.com, TheBouqs.com, and TaxAct.com!

In this episode we discuss strippers, snap chatters, and cuddle buddies. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com, Vegas.com, and DraftKings.com

In this episode we discuss being cool, social media, and breaking up with your best friend. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com and TaxAct.com!

In this episode we discuss our new years resolutions and where to have sex. This episode is brought to you by TheBouqs.com and DraftKings.com!

In this episode, our favorite questions and answers from the past year. This episode is brought to you by TheBouqs.com and DraftKings.com!

In this episode we discuss honest assholes, jealous lovers, and desperate measures. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com!

In this episode we discuss facial hair, greedy friends, and high school crushes. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com, DraftKings.com, and Prosper.com!

In this episode we discuss texting lovers and trusting others. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com and Audible.com!

In this episode we discuss good hobbies and bad friends. This episode is brought to you by Casper.com and DraftKings.com

In this episode we discuss hobbies, honesty, and prematurely breaking up. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com, CombatGent.com, and BarkBox.com!

In this episode we discuss fetishes, farts, and falling out of love. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com, Prosper.com and the movie Unfinished Business.

In this episode we discuss being drunk in love and settling for second best, live at the Hollywood Improv! This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com, BarkBox.com, and DraftKings.com

In this episode we discuss/sing about jealousy and genital surgery. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com, Prosper.com, and DraftKings.com.

Comedian/friend Streeter Seidell joins us to discuss laundry, car accidents and the Beastie Boys. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com and DraftKings.com.

Comedian and friend Jon Gabrus joins us to discuss discuss acne, trinkets, and communes. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox, MeUndies, and Prosper.com!

In this episode we discuss our newest business: A website that allows Jake to make text suggestions for you! This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com.

Our special friend Dave Rosenberg joins us to discuss working out, jealousy, and his grandma's secret recipe. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com and DollarShaveClub.com!

In this episode we discuss threesomes, feline murder, and God. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com and Prosper.com

In this episode we discuss army men, online dating, and anal sex. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com, MeUndies.com, and DollarShaveClub.com!

In this episode we discuss Instagram, cool kids, and public displays of affection. This episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com and Audible.com!

Actor/Comedian Bobby Lee joins us to discuss passing gas, doing drugs, and the perfect Tinder profile. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com, Prosper.com, and DollarShaveClub.com!

In this episode we discuss frat parties, birthday gifts, and young love. This episode is brought to you by DollarShaveClub.com and MeUndies.com!

Comedian/Friend Milana Vayntrub joins us to discuss feminism, spirituality, and the future of masturbation. This episode is brought to you by LegalZoom.com and Ting.com.

In this episode we discuss freshman year romance, saving yourself for marriage, and fantasy football. This episode is brought to you by Ting.com and Stamps.com!

We discuss street artists, house gifts, and sleeping with somebody you hate. Recorded at The Lowry in Manchester, UK! This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com and Brooklyn 99 on Fox!

In this episode we discuss dirty texts, safe sex, and peace in the Middle East. This episode is brought to you Ting.com for lower cell phone bills, and Stamps.com for post office avoidance.

Our wise friend Mike Schaubach joins us to discuss vengeance, marriage, and poop. This episode is brought to you by HuluPlus.com and MeUndies.com!

Ben Schwartz AND Thomas Middleditch join us on our 100th episode! They advise, they sing, and they... get real. This episode is brought to you by Stamps.com and Squarespace.com!

Brian "Murph" Murphy joins us to discuss hurting people emotionally and physically. Mostly physically. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com, MeUndies.com, and HuluPlus.com!

Friend and star of "Silicon Valley" Thomas Middleditch joins us to discuss technology, fidelity, and stealing underwear. This episode is brought to you by Stamps.com, SlugBooks.com, and MeUndies.com!

In this episode we discuss making the band, breaking the band, and taking demands. This episode is brought to you by Stamps.com and HuluPlus.com!

Our friend Sarah Schneider joins us to discuss underwear, oral sex, and the fear of rejection. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com, Slugbooks.com, and MeUndies.com!

In this episode we discuss new love, old photos, and dealing drugs. This BONUS THURSDAY episode is brought to you by MeUndies.com -- comfortable, affordable underwear.

In this episode we discuss weddings, parties, and inventions. This episode is brought to you by HuluPlus.com and SlugBooks.com!

In this episode we discuss taking drugs and being yourself. This bonus Thursday episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com -- Delicious snacks delivered right to your home!

In this episode we discuss texting girls, swiping guys, and renting cars. This episode is brought to you by SlugBooks.com and Harrys.com!

In this episode we discuss honesty, honestly. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com! The easiest way to create an awesome website.

In this episode we discuss body piercing, evil birds, and fleshlights. This episode is brought to you by TeePublic.com -- our home for official "If I Were You" t-shirts!

Ben Schwartz joins us to discuss... whatever the hell he wants. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com and AVG Cleaner.

Jake's little sister Eliza joins us to discuss texting and driving. But not at the same time. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox -- Delicious, nutritious snacks delivered to your door!

In this episode we discuss love in your teens and life in your twenties. Also racism. This episode is brought to you by LootCrate.com and AVG Cleaner.

Rapper/Friend Hoodie Allen joins us to discuss social media, jealousy, and of course, prostitution. This episode is brought to you by LootCrate.com! An epic monthly subscription box for geeks and gamers for under $20.

In this episode we discuss tolerance, pseudonyms, and bro-gifts. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com -- the best way to create a website, and LootCrate.com -- An epic monthly subscription box for geeks and gamers for under $20

"Girls" star Allison Williams joins us again to discuss jealousy, pornography, and why dogs are good. This episode is brought to you by LootCrate.com -- an epic monthly subscription box for geeks and gamers for under $20.

In this episode we discuss shaving, dying, and orgasms. While singing. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com! The best, easiest, simplest way to make a professional looking website.

In this episode we discuss nicknames, premature ejaculation, and slam poetry. This episode is brought to you by SquareSpace.com -- The best, most affordable way to create a professional looking website.

In this episode we discuss whether you should sleep with somebody your friends have already slept with, and also pornography.

In this episode we discuss marijuana, tattoos, and nude pics.

In this episode we discuss the trials and tribulations of being attractive, and joining a new podcast network! This episode is brought to you by OurTunez.com! The best way to discover new music on your computer or iPhone.

Three time NBA Champion Rick Fox and his son join us to discuss performance enhancing drugs, condoms, and canine theft. This episode is brought to you by Audible.com -- the worlds largest selection of audio books. Support our show and get your first book FOR FREE by clicking here: http://bit.ly/1jL8RLX

In this episode we discuss moms, ukeleles, and stinky situations. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com -- the easiest way to build a professional looking website! Check them out: http://bit.ly/17DIXqW

Our buddy Streeter joins us to discuss bisexual boyfriends and globetrotting girlfriends. Thanks to OurTunez for sponsoring this BONUS THURSDAY episode! An awesome free way to discover new music, on your iPhone or computer: http://bit.ly/1fNA7ul

Our boy Dave Rosenberg joins us to discuss breaking up, strip clubs, and tattoos. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com! Delicious, nutritious snacks delivered TO YOU. Use our coupon code for 50% off your first box: http://bit.ly/1idZxFp

In this episode we discuss crushes, pronunciation, and calling out the wrong person's name in bed. This episode is brought to you by CombatGent.com -- Tailored suits starting at $160! Use coupon code "jakeandamir" and get a free tie with any purchase: bit.ly/1ezhbTN

In this episode we discuss nicknames, sex buddies, and how to hit a woman. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com -- bit.ly/17DIXqW. The best, easiest, smartest way to build a website without knowing how to do anything!

In this episode we discuss how to pleasure women physically, and men emotionally. This episode is brought to you by CombatGent.com -- Tailored suits starting at $160! Use coupon code "jakeandamir" and get a free tie with any purchase: http://bit.ly/1ezhbTN

Silicon Valley's Thomas Middleditch joins us to discuss mustaches, break-ups, and virtual world problems. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox! Delicious, nutritious snacks delivered to your door. Use promo code "ifiwereyou" for 50% off your first box! http://bit.ly/1idZxFp

In this episode we discuss text messages, breaking up, and great ideas. This episode is brought to you by OurTunez.com -- The best way to discover new music, and get paid for uploading your own! Check out www.ourtunez.com/ifiwereyou and use promo code "Jake" or "Amir" for FREE six month premium membership.

In this episode we discuss dimes, mothers, and Dave Rosenberg. This episode is brought to you by OurTunez.com -- The best way to discover new music, and get paid for uploading your own! Check out http://www.ourtunez.com/ifiwereyou and use promo code "Jake" or "Amir" for FREE six month premium membership.

In this episode we discuss boobs, watches, and anal discomfort. This episode is brought to you by LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code "Jake" or "Amir" for a discount -- http://zoo.mn/GPfH89

Our dear friend Dave Rosenberg, the master blaster, joins us to discuss wet snuggling, overprotective parents, and near death experiences. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com -- http://bit.ly/17DIXqW. The best, easiest, smartest way to build a website without knowing how to do anything!

Our friends Jeff "Rosie" Rosenberg and Rose "Rosie" McIver join us to discuss stealing, scamming, and sleepy sex. This episode is brought to you by LegalZoom.com! check out LegalZoom.com for all your businessy problems... http://zoo.mn/GPfH89

In this episode we discuss ghosts, sneezing, and Seal. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox -- Delicious/nutritious snacks delivered to your home! Check them out: bit.ly/1idZxFp

Friend/Neighbor/Actor Rose McIver joins us to discuss flowers, bigotry, and prostitution. This episode is brought to you by FlagLocate.com -- the best and easiest way to let your friends know where you are. Check them out here: http://bit.ly/1gDOmkV

In this episode we discuss clothing, computers, and colonics. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com -- the easiest, best, most affordable way to build your own website: bit.ly/17DIXqW

In this episode we discuss cafeteria crushes, Counting Crows, and terrible teachers... This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com -- the easiest, best, most affordable way to build your own website: bit.ly/17DIXqW

Comedian/Actor/Friend Josh Ruben joins us for this BONUS Thursday episode to discuss moving out, marriage, and trendy restaurants. This episode is brought to you by LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code "Jake" or "Amir" for a discount -- zoo.mn/GPfH89

In this episode actor/comedian/friend/lover Thomas Middleditch joins us to discuss jealousy, intelligence, and buttholes. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox -- Delicious/nutritious snacks delivered to your home! Check them out: http://bit.ly/1idZxFp

In this BONUS THURSDAY episode we discuss whether or not books make for good gifts, and also anal sex. This episode is brought to you by NiceLaundry.com -- high quality socks, for very low prices. Do us a favor and check 'em out -- http://bit.ly/NLJakeAmir

In this episode we discuss sexting, flappy bird, and respecting your elders -- recorded live at UCB Theatre in Los Angeles! This episode is brought to you by LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code "Jake" or "Amir" for a discount -- zoo.mn/GPfH89

In this episode we discuss how to win a fight, how to accept a gift, and how to estimate the size of a penis. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com -- the easiest, best, most affordable way to build your own website: http://bit.ly/17DIXqW

In this episode we discuss climbing and grandmas. Then we make a SuperBowl bet. This episode is brought to you by LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code "Jake" or "Amir" for a discount -- http://zoo.mn/GPfH89

In this episode we discuss cowardly males, condo mishaps, and Kik messages. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace.com -- the easiest, most affordable way to build your own website/portfolio/online store -- http://bitly.com/17DIXqW

In this episode we discuss hip-hop, haters, and taking somebody back. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox! Deliciously affordable snacks delivered to your home for just $20 a month! And for now you can click here for 50% off your first box: http://bit.ly/1idZxFp

Our buddy Ben Schwartz returns for another episode of discussing, advising, and of course, singing. This episode is brought to you by NiceLaundry.com -- http://bit.ly/NLJakeAmir -- Awesome socks. Cheap prices. Free shipping. Highly recommended. Check'em out!

Comedian and friend Ben Schwartz joins us to discuss social anxiety, family obligations, and how to write without writing. This episode is brought to you by SlugBooks.com! If you're wondering how to get your college textbooks for cheap this semester, simply check out SlugBooks.com/Amir or SlugBooks.com/Jake for your answer!

In this episode we discuss religion, chivalry, and the Oedipal Complex. This BONUS Thursday episode is made possible thanks to LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code "Jake" or "Amir" for a discount.

In this episode we discuss rejection, trust, and how to sleep with your friends girlfriend. This episode is brought to you by SlugBooks.com! Check out SlugBooks.com/Amir or SlugBooks.com/Jake for the cheapest way to get college textbooks. (And awesome versions of us as cartoon logos.)

Jake's little brother joins us to discuss religion, ex-boyfriends, and breaking Jake's nose. This episode is brought to you by SlugBooks.com! Don't ever pay full price for college textbooks again -- just go to SlugBooks.com/Amir or SlugBooks.com/Jake to buy and save.

In this episode we replay our favorite answers and theme songs from our first 47 episodes. Thanks to everybody who has ever tuned in to our show. Much love and happy holidays everybody!

In this episode we disagree on whether or not drinking is a valid excuse to be a terrible person, and also buying gifts for porn stars. This episode is brought to you by HuluPlus.com! Check out HuluPlus.com/Amir for access to thousands of movies and TV Shows: bit.ly/1aJaQzw This episode is ALSO brought to you by 20Jeans.com! Twenty dollar jeans and other awesomely affordable high quality clothes: bit.ly/152P612

In this episode we discuss second chances, sexy clothes, and the perfect gift. This episode is brought to you by SquareSpace! Easiest way to build a website or online store, ever: http://bit.ly/17DIXqW

In this episode we discuss best friends, worst gifts, and the art of being rejected. This episode is brought to you by HuluPlus.com! Check out HuluPlus.com/Amir for access to thousands of movies and TV Shows: bit.ly/1aJaQzw This episode is ALSO brought to you by 20Jeans.com! Twenty dollar jeans and other awesomely affordable high quality clothes: bit.ly/152P612

In this episode we discuss study buddies, masturbating, and how to act normal. This episode is brought to you by WarbyParker.com -- awesome eyewear for super low prices, and now they have gift cards! Use WarbyParker.com/Amir for free expedited shipping.

In this episode we discuss Christmas gifts, female roommates, and why guys are the worst. This episode is brought to you by HuluPlus.com! Check out HuluPlus.com/Amir for access to thousands of movies and TV Shows: http://bit.ly/1aJaQzw This episode is ALSO brought to you by 20Jeans.com! Twenty dollar jeans and other awesomely affordable high quailty clothes: http://bit.ly/152P612

In this episode we discuss fianc�s, fugliness, and foreskins. This episode is brought to you by OurTunez.com! bit.ly/1fNA7ul . Discover new music, upload your music, make money, and win a trip to Bonnaroo, all in one magical website...

In this episode we discuss embarrassing relatives, emotional cheating, and teenage love. This episode is brought to you by HuluPlus.com -- http://bit.ly/1aJaQzw. Check 'em out for two free weeks of movies/ television shows/ and original content!

In this episode we discuss prostitution, first dates, and bad gift ideas. This episode is brought to you by OurTunez.com! bit.ly/1fNA7ul . Discover new music, upload your music, and make money from your music all in one magical website...

In this episode we discuss masturbation, pornography, and Amir's driving skills. Or lack thereof. This episode is brought to you by HuluPlus.com! Check out HuluPlus.com/Amir for two free weeks of movies and televisions shows. That is, if you like TV and movies...

In this episode we discuss envy, threesome, and vibrators. In that order. This episode is brought to you by OurTunez.com! http://bit.ly/1fNA7ul . Discover new music, upload your music, and make money from your music! Why the heck not...

In this episode we discuss coincidences, confidences, and why the infamous "friend zone" doesn't actually exist. This BONUS Thursday episode is made possible thanks to LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code "Jake" or "Amir" for a discount.

In this episode we discuss suspicious hair, suspicious lovers, and suspicious smells. Recorded in front of a live studio audience at Littlefield bar in Brooklyn, NY! This episode is brought to you by TouchOfModern.com -- cool modern products to upgrade your home: http://bit.ly/1iYurgK

Star of HBO's "Girls" Allison Williams joins us to discuss manscaping, poking, and pornography. This episode is brought to you by SquareSpace! Build your own website/online store in just minutes! It's easy and cheap, especially if you use coupon code "IfIWereYou."

In this episode we discuss how to text a crush, how to make a move, and a new app idea. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com -- http://bit.ly/17A8WkL. For healthy and tasty snacks, delivered to you for free, check them out! And use coupon code "ifiwereyou" for 50% off your first shipment.

In this episode Amir finally signs up for Tinder, then we discuss people's Tinder related dilemmas. Tinder. This BONUS Thursday episode is made possible thanks to LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code "Jake" or "Amir" for a discount.

In this episode, Jake's mom joins us to discuss text messages, ex-girlfriends, and if Jake was always like that. This episode is brought to you by SquareSpace! Build your own website/online store in just minutes! It's easy and cheap, especially if you use coupon code "Jake."

In this episode we discuss texting, pornography, and ugly feet. This BONUS Thursday episode is made possible thanks to LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code "Jake" or "Amir" for a discount.

CollegeHumor's Pat Cassels joins us this week to discuss Captain Kirk, counting calories, and couples costumes. This episode is brought to you by NatureBox.com -- http://bit.ly/19QVjfj. For healthy and tasty snacks, delivered to you for free, check them out! And use coupon code "ifiwereyou" for 50% off your first shipment.

In this episode we discuss how to tell if somebody likes you, and how many sexual partners is too many. Also Tinder. This episode is brought to you by SquareSpace.com. Create a website, even an eCommerce store, in minutes! And use coupon code "Jake" for 10% off your order in October.

In this episode we discuss MILFs, ugly ducklings, and Amir's grammar. This BONUS Thursday episode is made possible thanks to LegalZoom: Online legal services, made easy! Check out LegalZoom.com and use either coupon code "Jake" or "Amir" for a discount.

Comedian Pete Holmes joins us at NYComicCon for our first LIVE podcast recording. We discuss losing your virginity, getting a pet, and chasing your dreams. For more Pete, check out The Pete Holmes Show starting October 28th, midnight after Conan on TBS!

In this episode we discuss periods, police and... Shakespeare? This episode is brought to you by NatureBox -- All natural food, delivered to you. Check out naturebox.com and use coupon code "ifiwereyou" for 50% off your first box! Click here: http://bit.ly/1fJcW58

CollegeHumor's Emily Axford joins us to discuss friendship with benefits and the pain of grooming yourself. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace -- the easiest way to create a website. Go to Squarespace.com/ifiwereyou and use coupon code "Amir" for 10% off!

In this episode we discuss whether or not it's ever okay to hide your flaws, steal money, or hit a woman. This Bonus Thursday episode is made possible by HuluPlus! Check out HuluPlus.com/Amir for a free trial of thousands of TV shows and movies. Every click helps!

In this episode we talk about imaginary girlfriends, real boyfriends, and the results of Jake's STD test. This episode is brought to you by Harrys.com -- check out their awesome shaving kits, and use coupon code "ifiwereyou22" for a chance to win free blades for a year!

In this episode we discuss war, religion, and sexuality. You know, light topics. This bonus Thursday episode is made possible by HuluPlus! Check out HuluPlus.com/Amir to show your appreciation... And to see thousands of TV shows and movies.

In this episode we discuss blackmail, breaking the ice, and believing in yourself. The big three. This episode is brought to you by Squarespace -- the easiest way to create a website. Go to Squarespace.com/ifiwereyou and use coupon code "Amir" for 20% off. Offer expires at the end of September.

In this episode we discuss Burning Man, the merits of lying, and the truth about herpes. This special bonus Thursday episode is made possible by HuluPlus! Watch hundreds of TV Show's and movies on your computer, TV, or mobile device. Get a free trial by going to HuluPlus.com/Amir: http://bit.ly/13OW2x4

In this episode we discuss motion sickness, booty calls, and anal sex. (Not in that order.) This episode is brought to you by WarbyParker.com -- prescription eyeglasses and sunglasses for less than $150! Use coupon code "Jake" for free expedited shipping.

In this episode we discuss STDs, drinking tolerance, and the infamous "friend-zone." This episode is brought to you by SquareSpace.com -- the easiest way to make a website/portfolio/online store. Use coupon code "Amir" for 20% off in September!

In this episode we discuss handjobs, Burning Man, and nursing baby birds back to health. This episode is brought to you by WarbyParker.com -- cool glasses for less than a hundred bucks! Use coupon code "crosby" for free expedited shipping.

In this episode we get a little tipsy... then discuss homophobia, long distance friendship, and Jake's family vacation. This episode is brought to you by Harrys.com -- Great shaving products, at a very inexpensive price. Check them out and use coupon code "ifiwereyou" to potentially win free blades for a year!

In this episode we discuss jealousy, trust, and the pros and cons of hooking up with your neighbor. This episode is brought to you by 20Jeans.com! 20 dollar jeans. Because paying more is kind of dumb now.

In this episode we discuss sexting, cheating, and nearly getting arrested in Iceland. This episode is brought to you by WarbyParker.com! Ever wonder what kind of glasses Amir wears? Wonder no more: "Crosby" by Warby Parker. Frames AND Lenses for $95! Check them out.

In this episode we discuss high school athletics, difficult graduation decisions, and how to clean jewelry. This episode is brought to you by 20Jeans.com -- awesome jeans starting at... you guessed it... 20 dollars!

In this episode, we discuss strong dads, brain surgery, and how to be a better person.

In this episode, "Girls" star Allison Williams joins us to discuss sexting, shaving, and dead dogs.

In this episode we discuss retroactively cheating on your wife, secretly moving out on your grandmother, and why apologies are actually the best way to start a relationship.

In this episode, CollegeHumor's editor-in-chief and our friend Streeter stops by to talk about communism, friendship, and the lack of meaning in our bleak existence.

In this episode we discuss how to break the ice and the meaning of art. Then our friend Ethan stops by to talk about talking about cancer.

In this episode we discuss being a teenager, ducks, and whether or not you should YouTube that shit.

Our first guest! CollegeHumor co-founder (and our boss) Ricky Van Veen stops by to talk tattoos, middle names, and how to tell if you've found your soulmate.

In this episode we discuss cool dads, nerdy friends, and foul balls.

In this episode we discuss happiness, breaking up, and what heaven is like.

In this episode we discuss cool kids, smelly food, and whether or not we should edit our terrible mistakes. (Spoiler alert: We don't.)

In today's episode we discuss long distance relationships, working out, and most importantly, cats.

Our first episode! We hope you like it. This episode includes advice on asking out your barista at Starbucks, and other sticky situations...