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Goudeau doesn't crack an egg & doesn't discover a dead body, Penn doesn't attend the actual inauguration & doesn't drink with his kids, & Reddi doesn't make deceptive YouTube titles.

How much fat would an eardrum lose if an eardrum could lose fat, Mar-a-Lago kitsch, & a congregation member tells Penn to go to the doctor, so he does.

Tell me what was in the box, clown college hoodies, & how to give Penn homework.

Penn's bike wreck, unqualified labor, & we say goodbye to Siegfried Fischbacher, David Roth, Sheldon Adelson, & Phil Spector.

The first socially distanced episode of Penn & Teller Fool Us! airs, ten year-olds can now write magic for P&T, & why we don't eat our friends' eggs.

Penn says things that would get him excommunicated from the dinner table, a take on Bombshell, & yes, Virginia, this too shall pass.

Penn's year-end review, a good time to call your ex, & how to train your chicken.

Pixar's Soul, how they came up with the name "Penn & Teller", & Penn's mother was a scofflaw.

A fond farewell to a fine year.

Teller vs. turkey, Big Fishmemories, & remembering Mississippi Queen.

Merrill Markoe's new book We Saw Scenery, a medium dive into sports, & what to do when you're dead.

Celebrity performance art at swap meets, Penn & Teller sing, & a fellow podcaster asks about inspiration.

What Penn learned from the pandemic, improvising the news, & getting accused of what you're doing.

Torturing others via musical preference, ukulele lovers' surprise, & the goals of crazy people.

Lunch with Ralph Kramden, the Mind Noodler's Zoom show, & thoughts about Michael Cohen's podcast that have virtually no relation to the sample clips included. 

Penn appears on Michael Cohen's podcast, sideshow gelato, & vaccine research is put on hold for pineapple gelatin.

More reasons to forget one hit wonders, showbiz closes for winter, & a tale of two kitties.

Foraging for information, the tiny desk, & farewell to Vegas visionary Tony Hsieh.

Being great vs. being good, how to land an interview with ILM, & we play Poetry For Neanderthals with game designer Elan Lee.

Penn bets against Tesla, doesn't violate others' nondisclosure agreements, & finds out what makes a great game, with Exploding Kittens game designer Elan Lee.

How to properly vote for Trump in Nevada, Emo Philips knows a little about zoology, & doing it sloppy.

Jean-Claude Van Damme's physical feats, singing off mic, & a letter to Joe Biden.

Live entertainment returns to Las Vegas, a new position on free will, & everybody who wrote us is wrong.

Penn's first Spanish lessons, an election preview, & our first Patreon guest, Larry, with a Monkey Tuesday story.

Jeffrey Toobin & Penn have embarrassing public experiences with technology, Fool Us! season 8 wraps production, & the end of a generation.

Big Think CEO Victoria Montgomery Brown on her book, Digital Goddess: The Unfiltered Lessons of a Female Entrepreneur.

Finding success in failure, accepting religious love, & positives of the pandemic.

Dinosaurs, monster movies, & the incapacity to comprehend big numbers, with Terrible Lizards hosts Iszi Lawrence & Dave Hone.

Penn has nostalgia for home, how best to refuse an offer to go on stage, & how to properly hate your spouse once you're there.

Real animals hate pets, genitals hate liquid nitrogen, & nobody hates Christopher Reeve.

Heavy questions about death, dying, pandemic logic, & Penn's argument against nihilism.

 Mac people suck, being too cautious, & Goudeau drives his family towards fires.

Penn plays Among Us with teenagers, the best way to work with Teller, & the bright side of burning your house down. (By the way, don't burn your house down.)

Penn ventures out into the pandemic world, speaking in tongues, & the worst sales pitch ever.

Ways of getting attention on stage, the best material for a motorcycle jacket, & self-radicalizing to the right.

Advice for parents of children who want their first dog, crowd reactions as performance art, & The Tonight Show (Home Edition).

The Goes Wrong Show, six month long unbroken conversations, & online shows (featuring Piff & Zabrecky).

What Niels Bohr & Xander Berkeley have in common, L-Rod Hubbard from The Lord of the Rings, & how not to A.D.R. a podcast.

Writing film versus writing books, the character of God, & how to get out of the doghouse, with The Buddha's Story author Chris Matheson.

Growing up immune to fame, the best & worst celebrity babysitters, & believing all New Age woo, with Bill & Ted Face The Musicwriter Chris Matheson.

The limits of pacifism, why WWII was wrong, & why the Wuhan Institute of Virology might deserve a closer look, with the author of The Mezzanine & Human Smoke, Nicholson Baker.

Germ warfare, the Freedom of Information Act, & dogs, with Baseless author Nicholson Baker.

Phyllis Diller, Joan Rivers, the truth about The Aristocrats, & the return to live shows, with Penn's Celebrity Wife Swap costar Judy Gold.

Comedian Judy Gold shares thoughts from her new book about free speech, Yes, I Can Say That: When They Come for the Comedians, We Are All in Trouble.

Pandemic kimchi, writing a villanelle, & a Stern moment at PSS.

Breaking rules on 25 Words Or Less, acting on Exonerated, & accidentally appearing on Howard Stern.

Claustrophobia, Dennis Rodman, & when to request time off.

Words that are the same in Pig Latin, the less-than-sensitively-named Oriental Fantasy, & resisting elective bell ringing.

Making Lou Reed laugh, with squirrels & grackles & hummingbirds & things.

Making fun of America, rethinking sports, & reconsidering "stormtroopers".

Only Penn wants to publish his short story, Gary Busey for president, & the secret to everything.

Grackle cracked corn, Nudie suits, & the Spanish Mentalist & the Indian Illusionist on Fool Us!

TBS Tournament of Laughs rivals Gilbert Gottfried & Piff the Magic Dragon compare & contrast their respective wishes, cooking, & Yiddish.

Gilbert Gottfried & Piff the Magic Dragon square off for Tournament of Laughson TBS.

Penn & Teller learn how to spin plates, why Goudeau can't be Naked & Afraid, & Gregg Allman's thoughts on the confederate flag.

Current thoughts on owning pets, a trick just for Teller, & another one just for Penn.

Our hero gardens, pilgrimages to slow-moving heavy machinery, & Penn is a good Christian.

Low-level depression, super helium, & an unlikely fan of Playboy.

An apology for a bad joke, biographies of friends, & there's nobody better than Iggy Pop's parents.

Solving the politicization of wearing masks, a death in the family, & a defense of Rod Stewart.

Bill Gates vs. Piff the Magic Dragon, when drinking stories turn into bragging, & teeth of the past.

Parents' swearing, how to get through exercise, & Piff the Magic Dragon prepares to battle Gilbert Gottfried.

Cancer magic, legacy driving, & some thinking about law enforcement.

The origins of Simple, Carrot Top as an aphrodisiac, & Matt's plan to save Las Vegas.

Hidden Valley Road by Robert Kolker, living in a monster movie, & a brief Ask Layperson Penn.

Letting machines choose your battles, the New York Times' Rabbit Hole, & a good way to find Nazis.

How Not To Die & How Not To Diet author Dr. Michael Greger on how to eat healthy, & the forces working against that endeavor.

How To Survive A Pandemic author Dr. Michael Greger on the causes of modern pandemics like coronavirus (Covid19) & how best to prepare society for them.

Try This At Home debuts on the CW, talk show ombudsmen, reopening Vegas, & Matt doesn't belong outside.

Wholesome murder, the literature of your youth vs. the music of your youth, & the terror of a hummingbird.

The real Lord of the Flies, Fred Willard's satire, & Lionel Shriver's Big Brother.

Being a hero, Justin Amash, & electronic face mirroring.

Learning Star & Stripes Forever, Covid-19 testing, & organizing garages.

Little Richard, Roy Horn stories, & Climate Book Draft Two by Lawrence Krauss.

Faith in expertise, speculating on the future of live entertainment, & how long it takes for children to do what they've been asked.

Libertarian Scotsmen, barista Penn, & "rats", not "rat".

Sharing shower thoughts, Penn joins the bread revolution, & Goudeau's attempt to build a better trap.

Questioning our core beliefs, we are nonessential, & the Fanning sisters are our new favorite people.

Thoughts & questions about SARS coronavirus 2, breaking up with Tiger King, & booking 'possum.

Penn, Goudeau, Matt, & Reddi connect from all over the Las Vegas Valley.

Angel investor Tim Ferriss asks about Richard Feynman, Tim's Vermeer, & Penn's weight.

Visual memory, meta busking, & time traveling with 4 Hour Work Weekauthor Tim Ferriss.

Penn's visit with The Bachelor'sNick Viall continues. How to properly honeymoon, how to properly break up, how to improperly not get back together.

Penn bestows sex & dating advice upon The Bachelor's Nick Viall. Plus, a San Francisco treat.

Doing it in five, Eddie Gorodetsky, & the pain of being a magician, with Perpetual Grace Ltd.writer/director Steven Conrad.

The new era of television writing, trusting your audience, & the morality of action heroes, with Patriot writer/director Steven Conrad.

Penn visits NewsRadio& Kids In The Hallalum Dave Foley in L.A. Being a spokesperson, Newfie accents, & jokes vs. facts.

Penis bones, viva vs. sotto voce, & tips for the successful business partnership, with comedian Paula Poundstone & her podcast cohost Adam Felber.

The bullshit of Penn & Teller: Bullshit!'s food episodes, why vegan wardrobe matters, & strategies for attacking the global obesity epidemic.

Dr. Michael Klaper addresses the nutrition problems faced by Matt, Penn, the modern medical field, & the planet.

Scientist Raymond CrayRay Cronise & Nutritionist Julieanna Hever return to find out where Penn doesn't agree with them.

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High tea with skills, live shows with tracks, & Piff the Magic Dragon's golf rules, with Las Vegas Review Journalentertainment reporter, Johnny Katsilometes.

Surviving a casino sale, good reviews, & why you can't be a part-time critic, with Las Vegas Review Journal's Man About Town, Johnny Katsilometes.

Movie reviews, the Ball Pit Troll comes to life, & Goudeau works the biggest magic convention of the year.

A hitchhiking story, maple sugar crystals, & the life of a shepherd.

Consensual magic, jacksfilms, fundamental attribution error, & Glenn Beck plays matchmaker.

Owen Morse: World Record Joggler, the Of Average Importance Person blood work experience, & an adventure in dinner theater. Correction: Owen's record is 11.68 seconds.

"Tell, don't show", James Crumley's The Last Good Kiss, Steven Banks' Middle School Bites, & Moxie's magic career.

Substitute teaching, the commonplace book, magic vs. magick, & a new Teller.

Maple sugar, My Chauffeur, Mr. Electric, & Jeff Hobson.

Branding, Teller's Twitter feed, Penn holds a grudge, & the cult of Lawrence O'Donnell, Jr.

Joker, audition strategies, & coming back from 5 weeks off with 12 new bits.

Terry Jones, The Mac King Roast, & Matt's posture is set to "obsequious".

Derren Brown's Broadway show Secret, a bid for custom 4DX film production, & being accosted in public by multi-level marketers.

Society of American Magician conventions, The Music Man, & an exercise in acting.

Ken Burns' Country Music, how to collect magazines, & the proper uses of clown noses & gum.

Penn reviews Penn & Friends, Goudeau reviews North Pole's Got Talent, Stephen Fry reviews Magic Goes Wrong, & groats.

Mac King, Piff, & Penn continue their backstage conversation after Penn & Friends. Mac's grasshopper material, passing the buck onstage, & sado-masochistic juggling feats.

Piff records his Piffpod backstage after the Penn & Friends show at the Rio All-Suites Hotel & Casino.

The value of college, cultural appropriation, & Phil Plait's moon landing debate.

This is our edit of Penn's appearance on the Joe Rogan Experience last summer. Drugs, float tanks, & catching up with an old friend.

Richard Jewell, entertainment budgets, How Not To Diet, & Penn & Teller's 13 Bloody Days Of Christmas.

Teller's psychedelic period, Magician's Guilt, & the Penn & Friends holiday show.

Mindfulness, Satanism, & a post-racist future, with The End Of Faith author, neuroscientist Sam Harris.

Old digital friends Penn & Sam Harris finally meet for the first time.

The power of reality shows, the rise of magician Mat Franco, & his influence by & on Penn & Teller.

Being likable, learning the wrong way, & tricking the talent shows, with fellow Vegas magician Mat Franco.

Reigning in presidential power, smear campaigns, & saving capitalism with 2020 POTUS candidate Marianne Williamson.

2020 Democratic POTUS contender Marianne Williamson stops by to challenge Penn on the foundations of his libertarianism.

Mac King is a gateway drug to The Funk, "So bad, it's good.", & congregation responses to evil, psychics, & CrayRay.

Defining the new Broadway traditions, meteor showers vs. total eclipses, being an asshole for attention, & calling Australia with the new P&T trick, Multiple Outs.

An argument in favor of Clever Hans, Penn becomes a watermelon surgeon, & the harebrained cliffhanger revealed.

Congressional complacency, Goudeau's new master plan, Rod Stewart's model trains, & the only sex questions we care about.

Desert Bus For Hope 2019 (Desertbus.com) is underway, Desert Bus faces a new challenger, & an unusual impulse purchase.

Matt & Penn's stoner volunteers, why Sasha Baron Cohen is wrong, & killing Danny Gans.

Of mice & men, fleeting fame, pickles, & a project for government radio.

Penn & Teller work like you'd want them to, the poodle-dog gives Penn a ride, & the Tesla's first boo-boo.

Two-sentence horror stories, listening to yourself lie, Bobby Slayton in the cancel culture era, & Goudeau discovers a secret circus.

Living your dreams, the information mafia, & gooble, gobble, Paula Abdul becomes one of us.

The slowest coffee shop in the world, learning escapes, & the 20th anniversary of the happiest moment in Penn's life.

The feature act at the finest hotel in Memphis, Matt ducks George W. Bush, & Penn asks about evil again.hold

CrayRay's thoughts on Wim Hof, Piff & Pop blow minds at the Genii Convention, & Penn finally meets Lenny Bruce. With Ray Cronise & Julieanna Hever.

The Penn & Teller burger, peanut butter meals, & Penn sings his own Disney song to Julieanna Hever & Ray Cronise. 

Chess, autonomous cars, Rosie the Robot, with Rebooting Ai: Building Artificial Intelligence We Can Trust author Gary Marcus.

Cognitive science professor & author Gary Marcus pins a "Don't Panic" button on machine learning.

A little about the topic of misogyny, more on the topic of evil, & a lot about Debbie/Blondie.

Dada, Party Of One: Your Order Is Reddi.

Talent shows, a morning meal with Mr. Chow, an argument against libertarianism, & results from the USA Today poll.

Matt has an on-air magic lesson, Penn has on onstage magic lesson, & Moxie needs no lesson at all.

Penn & Teller consult with Madrid, joining the Manson Family, & an especially polite flight.

Where to find the best parenting tips, betting against union workers, & instigating a fight between doctors.

Elvis vs. Paul McCartney, another carny culture cancelled, & Matt the Mind Noodler on Fool Us!

Jeff Juliet politicks Marianne Williamson, Joe Rogan keeps Penn guessing, & a eulogy for an alternate career.

Lying for charity, in memoriam to the gatekeepers, & disappointing your parents with success, with theoretical physicist Lawrence Krauss.

Penn visits physicist Lawrence Krauss at his Origins studio. Tribe signaling, working hard to say nothing, & Teller's intuition.

Comedian Sherrod Small's influences, writing technique, & It's A Small World.

Being shameless, being sober in all the wrong places, & predicting disasters with comedian Sherrod Small.

Woodstock's 50th anniversary, Sarah Silverman, & Ben Berman's Amazing Johnathan Documentary.

The weirdness of magic, texting conventions in movies, & improv comedians impersonate Penn & Teller.

Reasons for cutting magic tricks, favorite & least favorite meet & greet gags, & Penn's experience as an advisor for Magic Goes Wrong.

Penn returns from Manchester while Goudeau returns from Tonga. Mosquitos, Tom Holland, & Director's Cut on VHS.

Theory of Mind, ambition, division of labor, & parents' love, as Penn continues his class at Lewis Howes' School of Greatness.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

School of Greatness host Lewis Howes learns about altruism, atheism, & astrology.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How television variety shows made Piff's career & nearly ruined his life, copying magic tricks, & the most prolific songwriter of our time.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An argument about McDonald's, a plague of grasshoppers, & confusion about badgers & mantids.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A date with David Copperfield, more Fool Us notes, & Tonga?Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Penn's latest feelings on libertarianism, a crazy-off with a keyboardist, & uncomfortable moments at Freedom Fest.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Summer camp, questionable hygiene, questionable awards, & Piff the Magic Dragon continues his Best of Vegas campaign.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Piff is mistaken for Teller, Penn is mistaken for Not Penn, & making out with your friend's girlfriend.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt & Penn compare their Newfoundland experiences, Fool Us! recaps, & the evolution of a trick.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sports stars are sharp, backstage sympathy, & onstage earthquakes.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Breakfast with Alice Cooper, naming squirrels, & some Fool Us! recaps.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tonight Show jugglers, hateful radio, & gravity-defying coffee.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Newfoundland (continued), not helping a self help guru, & unwanted panini.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Penn & family tour Newfoundland, Teller doesn't get along with cobblestone, & David Copperfield makes them nervous.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedian Sherrod Small worked with Penn on Street Cred.  Saving money on clothes, meeting drugs, & emotional astronauts.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Basketball, talking race for the first time, & Penn's competence regression to the mean, with former Street Cred cohost & Red Eye w/ Greg Gutfeld ombudsman Sherrod Small.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Everybody knows Donny & Marie, portraying yourself on stage, & a letter from Lance Burton.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

How to end a fight, an upcoming vacation to Newfoundland, Jordan Peele's Us, & impromptu limericks.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Sexual harassment at [The Hawk], juggling accidents, & lessons in consciousness with Tim Jenison.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Penn & Teller hate Magic Squares, the ball pit troll trick, autograph humility, & geographic boycotts.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Working with anti-vaxxers, a gallery of turkey, & Eric Jeffers answers ballet questions.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bill Nye is wrong, llamas on the field, & Naomi Wolf is a hero.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Too Much Joy get arrested, seniors dance to AC/DC, & the country is on fire!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A gift from Pam Thompson, Big Boy rides again, & Penn's nephew Denny talks chainsaws. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Saving coral, 4DX, our cephalopod expert comments on a Chinese viral video, & we are all ignorant to ballet.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Penn's cultural appropriation, defining wealth, Donny Osmond breaks our hearts, & anti-woke advertising.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A little about Handsome Jack, a little about Piff the Magic Dragon, & a lot about the new Penn & Teller Teach the Art of Magic Masterclass.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Handsome Jack, Piff the Magic Dragon, & Matt Donnelly - Mind Noodler share their experiences working on Penn & Teller's latest magic instructional.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Moving from 1st to 3rd person, meditating vs meditating, what to think about on stage, & finding pre-television Penn.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Musician credibility vs. actor credibility, rock & roll vs. country, & farmers' markets.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nudes for t-shirts, Goudeau stumbles upon Judensau in Germany, & Moxie is a hero at the Johnny Thompson memorial.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hearing Bob Dylan with new ears, stop coughing by not coughing, & being cashless in Shanghai.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Hail Satan? Director Penny Lane discusses donating organs to strangers. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Director Penny Lane shares details of her new documentary film, Hail Satan?.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Traditional Chinese medicine, circus elephants, front row seats for Ringo, & Jay Leno's ocean view.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Robot sex, Penn's visit to an owl cafe, & Billy Gibbons' cocaine for your eyes. 628287Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

More animal talk with Nerdist founder Chris Hardwick. Jugglers at the Magic Castle, celebrity snacks, & the Etch A Sketch of America.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Penn visits Chris Hardwick at his ID10T podcast studio. Fundamental Attribution Error, losing work, making peace with coconut, & a punk rock Take Five.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Mouth sounds, the tech behind PSS, how to start your own podcast, & why we don't do Monkey Tuesday anymore.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Reddi combs through seven years of congregation mail for the most frequently asked questions. Penn answers one of them.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Magician Norman Beck takes on a brain tumor, bridge vs chess, & the differences between gambling, wagering, & betting.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Magician Norman Beck reveals the secrets of insuring bizarre proposition bets, including McDonald's Monopoly, falling space stations, & Bovine Bingo.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The finale of the re-airing of our episode featuring Johnny Thompson & Piff the Magic Dragon from last summer.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

In celebration of Johnny Thompson's life, we're re-airing his episode with Piff the Magic Dragon from last summer. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Octopis, grocers, garages, & .GIFs, with Word by Word: The Secret Life of Dictionaries author Kory Stamper.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Word by Word: The Secret Life of Dictionaries author Kory Stamper makes the case against clinging to language pet peeves. Pronouncing "nuclear", phonemic guides, dialects vs. accents, & defending "irregardless".Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Giuseppe Makes a Movie& Detroit Rock City director Adam Rifkin's favorite movies, crazy movies, Burt Reynolds vs. Marlon Brando, Burt Reynolds vs. Tom Jones, KISS, & Penny Lane. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Burt Reynolds, Clint Eastwood, & showbiz advice, with Director's Cut & The Last Movie Star director, Adam Rifkin. (Recorded July, 2018)Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Disappointing fesenjan, Dollywood, understanding David Greenberger's new album, & how to properly treat people with kindness after they've fallen. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Moxie Jillette stops by to plug her upcoming show appearances, Penn accidentally welcomes a new star on stage in Biloxi, & Andy Prieboy's I Had A New Wave Act.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Getting paid in cash, Ridiculousness, AFAN, Puddles Pity Party, & old renaissance festival friends.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A new way to insult performers, more fun with interpreters, Andy Warhol's Superbowl spot, Jeff Bezos, & the reason for fame.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Paul Simon vs. Bruce Springsteen, violent vs. non-violent revolution, & Sam Harris vs. Ezra Klein, with Rounders & Oceans Thirteen writer Brian Koppelman. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The expectation of failure, nurturing your curiosity, the dangers of good reviews, & a particularly monstrous compliment. with Billions executive producer Brian Koppelman. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The trick that isn't ready, Piff demos retail magic, John Weidman's Assassins, & orchestral triage.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

John Davidson live at , amateur dentistry, & a piranha eats Teller.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Go See Say Something Bunny!Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Michael Strahan, Buzzfeed news, Penn & Teller's coding challenge, & Ringo is a better drummer than you probably think.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cleaning up trash during the government shutdown, Moby Dick, Elisa Gabbert's The Word Pretty, & Penn becomes a father-in-law.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Penn & teen heartthrob Dustin update each other on what they've been doing for five years. Booking jails, balloon festivals, & an interview at CES.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An embarrassing admission to Patriot's Steven Conrad, trivia resolved, & Penn & Teller are lousy show business moms.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Cooking alphabetically, sled traffic, & Bob Einstein.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Writing for Home Entertainment Center, CatDog, Jimmy Neutron, SpongeBob SquarePants, Love Tapes, & Pilobolus. Special fan service, & Billy the Mime's mobile art galleries.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

SpongeBob SquarePants writer Steven Banks walks us through the history of mime, & Billy the Mime's place in it.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Meeting a good guy, meeting a bad guy, meeting a senator, & a glorious moment of cultural appropriation.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Miscast songs, Penn & Matt have opposite children's holiday festival experiences, & a story Penn is not allowed to tell.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

More practical & political issues facing seasteaders. Milton Friedman, Peter Thiel, & the Ephemerisle water festival.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Seasteading Institute founder Patri Friedman pitches startup nations & answers the Libertarian questions Penn can't.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Penn justifies The Moxie Games, late night peanut butter, & backing into cars, with World Juggling Federation founder Jason Garfield. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fast Food star & Skillcon/Moxie Games conventioneer Jason Garfield lobbies for free vegan pancakes. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Thanksgiving review, magic for Metallica, Moby Dick vs. Don Quixote, & a lapse in memory.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Laws make weasels, remembering Ricky Jay, & serving doughnuts naked.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Robert Deniro stories with The Comedian associate Producer Jessica Kirson. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Comedian & HBO's Crashing guest Jessica Kirson reveals what it's like to grow up with therapists for parents. Comedy heroes, fasting as political protest, & lesbians overtaking the town.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Penn keeps writing the same bit, Matt has Magician's Guilt in front of magicians, & more of Goudeau's travels.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Goudeau's trip to Cuba, Thanksgiving plans, & Penn trains the poodledog.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Speaking passionately about things you don't know, the parent/teacher conference, a Pentatonix Christmas, spider hats, & snakes from above.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Job interviews, proper identification, placebos, & two stories about coming at a fella with a knife.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

New Halloween stories. Emily finishes the New York City Marathon, vegan fish & chips, non-vegan mackerel, & remembering The Residents' Hardy Fox.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

We join EZ already in progress at the New York City Marathon. The Prince of Wales' 70th Birthday, The Bob Dylan Living Concordance, & Stephen Fry's Penn impersonation.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Show business advice, mostly derived from Gary Panter's Rozz Tox Manifesto. Or did Penn think of it on his own?Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Layperson Penn finally responds to six years of requests for advice. By "six years", we mean "one question".Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Child of the Fifties Robert Klein gives the business to show business. The Marx Brothers, Fred Willard, improv, & replacing Trump as president. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The classic comedy of Lenny Bruce, George Carlin, Richard Pryor, Saturday Night Live, & The Tonight Show, as seen through the eyes of Robert Klein, originator of the HBO comedy special. Drugs, angering Chuck Berry, & boating with Rodney Dangerfield. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Casting Penn & Teller's Invisible Thread, forgiveness vs. punishment, Johnny Thompson's unforgivable sin, & Paul Simon's Adios, Hermanos.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Penn discovers a new magical power, mechanical slot machine hype, & writing to a crazy person. Live from Matt & Mattingly's Ice Cream Social Scoopfest 2018.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tiny Tim explained, classics of magic re-imagined, & Penn's journal tips.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Who is Mr. Stubbs? Frank Zappa's house, trash talk, a trip through downtown Mesa, & our attempt to drive Dave Donnelly: Public Defender crazy.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Penn meets pollster Frank Luntz after ruining his life. Neil Degrasse Tyson goes to the movies. Penn's family hated Titanic & loved Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Misunderstandings at Robin Leach's Celebration of Life, anti-roast "Boasts", & the best way to travel in Las Vegas. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Brink: President Reagan & the Nuclear War Scare of 1983 author Marc Ambinder reveals what's wrong with our nuclear defense system, & what we could do to fix it.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Crowd management advice for new magicians, Paul Simon retires, & Marc Ambinder's The Brink: President Reagan & the Nuclear War Scare of 1983.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A little extra time with Director's Cut star, Missi Pyle, before her Vegas departure. Penn loves Mark Rylance, natural breast warmth, & Portland, Oregon. The politics of the judiciary, not so much. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Nudity & rejection in entertainment, method vs. recall, kissing vs. running, Burt Reynolds vs. Sally Field, & the star of Director's Cut, Missi Pyle.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Ward Hall: the greatest showman in the East, transcription & other entertainment punishments, the family sees The Meg, & Penn wants to hire a tutor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

An heroic & entirely unembellished adventure of dragons, director/photographer Andy Lerner (andylernerphoto.com), & the Daily Mail, featuring cephalopod expert Rich Ross. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Penn sees Piff's show, Muslim stories, & some behind the scenes review of Penn & Teller Fool Us! Season 5Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Our favorite coffee shop, Penn's new favorite movie, fencing cheers, & Goudeau's disgusting shrimp adventure.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Bruce Springsteen, taking production notes, traveling, dining, & ruining restaurants, with Somebody Feed Phil star Phil Rosenthal.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Penn & Everybody Loves Raymond writer/producer Phil Rosenthal share love for The Producers, Ethiopian food, Art Carney & Jackie Gleason.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

More on The Vulture article, Penn & Teller return to the stage after the longest break in their career, & new belt.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Penn's full take on the Celebrity Apprentice boardroom tapes with Trump, Arsenio, & Lil Jon.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Is Universal Studios the Rolling Stones of amusement parks? Penn attempts innovation at an Ethiopian restaurant, & the International Rowing Championship Riot.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The 4:20 episode: Drugs, salad stories, vanishing from the face of the Earth, & Tobasco tea.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The second half of our visit with Dr. Joel Fuhrman. What his diet is all about, why we care, & his new book, Fast Food Genocide. If this is your first episode, what are you doing? It says "part II" right there in the title. Go back one. (Prerecorded June 10, 2018.)Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Joel Fuhrman returns with his new book, Fast Food Genocide, helps Penn prepare for his water fast with Dr. Klaper, & reveals his secrets to eating healthy on the road. (Prerecorded June 10, 2018.)Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Reddi-Rich tries to hate David Blaine & fails. Matt has a great Hill Bill show in New Jersey. Geek vs. Magic, the morality of hurting yourself on stage, & the greatest magic trick of all time. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Penn returns from his water fast to address his embrace of woo.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dueling liars, Johnny's mentors, & freak show stories.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Johnny Thompson & Piff the Magic Dragon give magic advice to Hill Bill & other budding young magicians.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Klaper closes out our last episode before Penn psychedelicizes his soul.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Dr. Klaper visits to kick off Penn's 21-day water fast.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Property of Ringo, breaking office furniture, how to talk to your parents, & avoiding nostalgia.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Half Japanese, The Shaggs, & crossing generation gaps with Duplex Planet creator David Greenberger.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A eulogy for Troy Hurtubise, camp stories, & another great idea for our alternate careers.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Teller prepares for surgery, Penn & Dr. Klapper prepare for the water fast, stories about glass, & life in the slow lane.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt's booked in the Mac King room, sitting without distraction, & onstage bleeding.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Paul McCartney, Murphy Brown, Matt's PorcFest experience, & a new old take on our theme, courtesy of Commander Cody's Lost Planet Airmen.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Matt joins the CIA, Penn's laparoscopic magic trick & nuttiest fast yet, & Goudeau's TV terrors trip.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Penn & Teller take a medical leave, Goudeau's inventions, travel advice from Bonnie Raitt, & Penn's suicide story.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The second half of Penn's Smodcast from Dogma director Kevin Smith’s L.A. home. Diet, diet, health, & diet.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Penn goes to Red State director Kevin Smith's home to do his Smodcast. Penn & Teller vs. Jay & Silent Bob, Kevin vs. vegetables, & the Wonderful World of Pinker.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Kostya Kimlat returns to Think Like A Magician with his wife, Amy. Women in magic, getting really close with an audience, & what to do in Florida.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Fool Us! fooler Kostya Kimlat & his wife Amy join Penn with tales of Soviet communism, Elvis impersonators, diaries, & revisiting art.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Penn lends reality to a reality show about cakes. He also takes his daughter out on the road for the first time. The Cake vs. Pie battle rages on.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Penn cracks his head three times in three days. Reddi-Rich was kicked in the kidney & saw people die. How to get out of a fight, Ringo's drum set, & a new opening for the Penn & Teller show.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

2001: A Space Odyssey, Hill Bill in Calgary & Dominican Republic, pies, & a tweeker story.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Stephen Fry, Ray Comfort, traditional comedy props, & how hard it is to be God.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tom Arnold's quest for Trump videos, Penn & Teller slot machine stories, the Jerry Lewis estate auction, The Happiness Curve, & 36 Arguments For The Existence Of God.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The Director's Cut premiere with Ron Jeremy; Mother's Day; & we're gonna be phlebotomists.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Avengers: Infinity War, saying goodbye to Bob Dorough, & things Penn likes.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Goudeau's rocket science adventure, Teller's Macbeth, & what to do during emergency landings.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Penn fails his carny talking idols. Matt's gets put in his place by an audience member. Red Alert: Bob Dylan makes whiskey now. Good-bye, sober Penn? Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Penn's addresses hypocrisy... again. A non-violent Penn took down a tour crew member years ago. Matt has an issue with a neighbor. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Annie Baker's The Flick, the CW's Black Lighting, & empathy in art.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Steven Banks, Johnny Thompson's new book & documentary, & Penn sees David Byrne's current tour.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Tony & Max Fitzpatrick return with stories from the sets of their movies & television projects, Houdini, & the best advice from the best directors.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Artist Tony Fitzpatrick (Patriot's Jack Birdbath) & his son Max join Penn in Chicago. Casino scams, lie detectors, & doing drugs on your death bed. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

More mantids, Matt's new show Opium, & a gallon of Tobasco.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Jonesy stops by with a copy of his new bebop duet with Penn, The Show Before The Show. Being bitter, supporting Aerosmith, breaking Moxie's bike, & Jonesy's version of the Green Mill story.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Watching buskers at the Fremont Street Experience, playing at the jazz club, another Google-translated review of The Show Before The Show, & a funky pigeon.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Farming octopuses, vasectomies as vacations, & Penn's sales techniques.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

A Futile & Stupid Gesture director David Wain returns. Creating pilots, The State & Childrens Hospital, National Lampoon's Lemmings, & Martin Mull.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Memory isn't real, A Futile & Stupid Gesture, breaking the fourth wall, & calling Michael O'Donoghue with Wet Hot American Summer director David Wain.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Penn & Jonesy's album The Show Before The Show is released on JonesJazz.com. Learning new skills late in life, improving intonation after 40, & Matt discloses nothing about some new shows in Vegas.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Goudeau tours Taipei & Idaho. Vocal coach John Henny (johnhenny.com) spends the day with Penn. College hoops & how to catch a bat.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

More on ABC's Deception, prized crosswords, Scrabble, A.I. vs ai, escape rooms, & secret yets. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Deception producer David Kwong calls in to talk TV, magic, & cryptic crosswords.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Penn discovers violence is sexy, saves Jewel's life, & changes his mind about Cirque du Soleil. Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Piff fills in as guest host while Penn & Teller's Fool Us! production begins. Replacing Mr. Piffles, being paid in cash, solving apartheid, & we finally figure out the problem with Hitler.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

The exciting conclusion of Goudeau's Romania story.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Goudeau has TSA trouble, Jason Garfield's customized 14 minute workout, & Psychic Hill Bill sees the Penn & Teller show for the first time.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Annie Baker, hot air balloons, Mike Nesmith's band, Goudeau makes the list, & Penn guests on Scorpion & Cirque du Soleil's One Drop.Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices