Sunday Papers
Greg Fitzsimmons and Mike Gibbons bring you a funny weekly summation of news straight from the Sunday Papers.
Looking for more on Woody vs Mia? Not going to find it here! Instead we double up on Florida Man, shit on the Queen and pay our respects to the great Marvelous Marvin Hagler.
Thanks to our sponsor, Audible (http://audible.com/papers). Episode 53. Wanna hear 2 middle aged white guys defend Woody Allen and Dr. Seuss? We're here for you! Also, the existential debate over what you would do if you found 70 lbs of cocaine on the beach.
Thanks to our sponsor, Audible (http://audible.com/papers). Episode 52. Relax, America: Gaga got her kidnapped dogs back, no one was injured when a Florida man threw an alligator into a Wendy’s drive-through and, according to Gibbons, Woody did NOTHING wrong.
This week Mike defends Woody Allen and our producer Chris defends Qanon. In Fla two people dress as old women to get vaccinated and the new sex robots are here that come complete with bad attitudes.
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Mike is livid about the GameStop stock scandal. Greg’s not happy about Polish abortions. Both are a little disappointed in this week's Family Circus.
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While other news sources focus on the Inauguration, Sunday Papers takes a hard look at UGGS for dogs, a happy ending for a wife in Turks and Caicos and Lil Wayne’s pardon from Trump.
Big political week? Not on Sunday Papers! We give you a rest and focus on missing Bitcoins, penis cages and what a single mother of 3 can expect to make posting nude pix on the internet.
Mike snaps out of his Christmas hangover to talk to Greg about a Santa stuck in power lines, a father-son double murder and frozen Iguanas falling from the trees in FL.
Man sues parents for tossing out his porn collection, Florida Man dies of COVID ON a flight out of Orlando & the Bee Gees Doc is off the charts.
Patriots owner Robert Kraft is off scot-free but the masseuse owes $30k in fines to the court. He’s worth $6B. Adolph Hitler wins an election in Africa and Carole Baskin is this week’s “Florida Man”!
It’s a party! Cher saves an elephant and the Taiwanese parliament is hurling pig intestines at each other. Dagwood sucks...
Florida Man this week is a guy sitting in the front row of Greg’s show in Tampa. Mike is out of toilet paper and WTF is running down Rudy’s face?
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Consenting sex robots, a very hands on Florida theme park, and "Baby Fae" is remembered - Joanne writes in, still has a crush.
New president- same Sunday Papers! Magic mushrooms and Exorcism in Portland and, as always, Florida Man comes through big.
Costco fires the Thai monkeys that were picking their coconuts, Lori Loughlin goes directly to jail, and maybe a little about the election.
Our first guest contributor Andy Kindler does an op/ed piece and Mike shares about his first time (alone).
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From Jackson Hole, Mike joins Greg for a roundup of town halls, ancient Italian porn and, of course, the Sunday funnies.
Greg is in Cleveland and Mike is in Zion National Park in Utah. But the paper still gets delivered! Little bit of Trump in the news.
New Sunday Papers. Covid in Chief, South Park, Florida Men and oddly a bunch of talk about milk: almond, oat and breasteses.
This week: all the biggest headlines: Refurbished Vietnamese condoms and new 9-11 conspiracy theories.
New Sunday Papers. Van Morrison won’t be on The Masked Singer, Joe Rogan runs Presidential debate and RIP RBG.
The eighth and maybe final Thursday Papers. Listener emails, This Day in History and an alcoholic's letter to Dear Abby that reminds Greg he’s going to start drinking again.
Fires rage in the west and an insane man fathers 36 children with sperm donations. Family Circus literally makes no sense this week.
More listener corrections and "this day in history." Who wants to run a factory? Jelly Belly Jelly Beans is pulling a Willy Wonka. Plus, Mike gives an update on Sturgis.
More listener emails and an ad for great lobster. Plus, Mike reviews the VMAs and reads reviews for "Hoops" on Netflix.
From Catalina Island CA, Mike and Greg record from a campground. There are children around which does not stop them from riffing on three-ways and magic mushrooms.
Listeners have more corrections, Greg and Mike review Netflix's "Love on the Spectrum," and Judd Apatow inadvertently calls in.
California is on fire, Greg and Mike return to Sturgis, and Netflix apologizes. It's also revealed the show may not be suitable for hospital listening.
Greg and Mike give an update on the old biker accident reports from Sturgis: no masks, no helmets, no insurance. Also, your mail and a tough crossword puzzle that even stumps them.
Update from The biker rally in S Dakota and Mike gets attacked in “Letters to the editor”.
Greg and Mike detail the craziest tripping story and apologize to Danny Kaye’s family.
In an episode where we apologize to one group it is entirely possible that we offended 2 others. Our first Rap theme song!
It’s mid-week and the #Ellen controversy is still in the headlines. Turns out the show was pretty edgy.
Greg and Mike continue to NOT violate their Non Disclosure Agreements from working on Ellen but they do give advice on how to be a good roommate. Do not do what the guy in CT did; chop your roommates head off with a sword.
Welcome to the FIRST EPISODE of #ThursdayPapers. A 20-minute companion piece to #SundayPapers that goes deeper into the shallowest stories in the news.
Big news week! Fauci’s first pitch and Trader Joe’s avoiding getting cancelled by Whole Foods. Also, Dagwood almost throws a move on Blondie.
On this week's Sunday Papers, portraits are being rearranged in the White House, Mike goes deep on Jaws, and sports are back! Plus, we remember the great John Lewis.
Don’t miss what you missed this week as we cover the heat wave, Jada Pinkett Smith and The Catholic Church getting a $3B Gov’t payout.
Things we make fun of on this week’s Sunday Papers: Greg’s voice, Vanilla Ice’s career & Dagwood. Things we praise: Fraternity Covid.
It’s not easy doing a comedy podcast during these charged times, and Mike and Greg have again failed to deliver something appropriate. They say goodbye to Eskimo Pies and confederate flags at Talladega. The Family Circus brings Mike to a boil, matched only by Greg’s hatred for Dagwood.
These charged times require delicacy and restraint. You will find none of that on this week’s Sunday Papers as Mike & Greg get into white guilt, Dave Chappelle, and Blondie.
Tackling the news after a week like this takes a certain finesse and maturity. Mike and Greg lack that, but here is their very best attempt at being funny during very difficult times. And wait until you hear what goddamn Dagwood did this week!
On this week's Sunday Papers, Madonna's finger is on the pulse of racial injustice, and Ozarks pool parties just got worse. Mike reviews Lance Armstrong 30 for 30. Plus, Bob and Doug are successfully in space. Greg debuts a new listener-submitted theme song.
On this week's Sunday Papers, hot hand sanitizer is bursting into flames, and Hitler's personal alligator has died. Mike quotes 70s Hollywood Squares icon Paul Lynde. Plus, Greg has a new, green wall (so please mess with him).
On Sunday Papers this week, Mike and Greg discuss the finer points of exercise, as you'd expect. Plus candid opinions on the city of Philadelphia (Shout out to Burr's famous Philly boxer rant), and that time Mr. Fitzsimmons read about his son in the morning paper.
Sunday Papers website coming soon, keep an eye out.
Greg and Mike Gibbons read you the Sunday Paper. Don’t miss all the news you missed this week. And it's funny this time.
Don’t miss what you missed last week on this weeks Sunday Papers. It’s not only Easter Sunday but it’s Mike’s birthday.
We cover Corona in Germany, Louis CK’s new standup special and Kobe getting into the NBA Hall of Fame. Plus of course Family Circus an Blondie. Don’t miss what you missed this week!
Celebrate with us that once again America is #1! Sadly Mike has some issues with Family Circus.
All the news that Fitz to print! Plus we reveal a cure for Corona!
This week we cover all things Corona, Canadian conversion therapy and that sultry vixen Blondie.
Mike Gibbons and I launch our new series reading The Sunday Paper for the week of 3/10/20.
