The Never Rad Miscellany

The long-running space soap opera returns with romantic entanglements, mysterious strangers, and step-twins. Scene 2A: DUMBHEART Pt. 1 NARRATOR:    Last time on Between the Decks, Lieutenant Yelani Gorsht was sent on an away mission to the planet Burmfurkegyrpt. Things went sour. GORSHT:    The giant spider-scorpion-wasp-wolverines are attacking! AHHHHHHHHHHH! SFX 1:    An explosion. NARRATOR:    Meanwhile, back […]

Finally, you can get what you really want from a subscription box and coming up on space pay-per-view, it’s the battle of the millennium. SCENE 1A: NRM HEADQUARTERS SFX 1:    A science fiction noise. NRM:    Is this you? PERSON 1:    Not another subscription box. When did I order this? I’ve really gotta cut back on […]

neverrad.com/twitch February 19th, 20201 at 7PM MST. To your Miscellaneous Highness, we humbly wish to inform your grace of an upcoming event most extraordinary. On February 19th, the year of our space lord 2021, at seven post meridian Mountain Standard Time, The Never Rad Miscellany will be performing once again at neverrad.com/twitch. The theme for […]

We have reached the end of our Halloween special! MFX 1: Freaky haunted organ music NARRATOR: Alas, my peregrines, our time together has drawn to a close and we now must bid an ominous adieu to our festive confabulation. Remember, my friends, that the secrets of the midnight are always waiting for us out beyond […]

A hot new subscription box that you won’t find on any other podcast!CryoCrate was written by Kitt Keller, and featured the voice of Briauna Kittle as Jorsh. JORSH: Hey there, bromigos. Jorsh, here. I want to talk to you today about a totally rad product that I definitely use myself—no, no, no, no, no, don’t […]

Ghost hunters Fren and Nova head to the haunted Sindri Space Station to “get to know” the local specters.Fren with Boonifits was written by Briauna Kittle, featuring the voices of Ryan Jenkins as Fren, Briauna Kittle as Neva, and Kitt Keller as Skatch, with Fox Williams reading the stage directions.  MFX 1: Freaky haunted organ […]

A new insurance company that looks after all your needs. All of them.Eidolon Mutual was written by Kitt Keller and featured the voices of Ryan Jenkins as the Deep Voiced Narrator, Fox Williams as the Newlywed, and Briauna Kittle as the Real Estate Agent, with Kitt Keller reading the stage directions. DEEP VOICED ACTOR:    There […]

Are your murders feeling a little stale? We can help.Murder Consultations was written by Conrad Miszuk and featured the voices of Ryan Jenkins as the Host, Conrad Miszuk as Rosco and Detective Jean Louis Frunk, Kitt Keller as Terry and Tiff, and Briauna Kittle as Ashley, with Kitt Keller reading the stage directions.  MFX 1:    […]

Have you been looking to add something new to your beverage rotation? Gay Water was written by Briauna Kittle and featured the voices of Fox Williams as Man 1 Briauna Kittle as Man 2, and Conrad Miszuk as the announcer, with music by Conrad Miszuk. MAN 1:    Hey man, long time no see! How have […]

It’s orientation day for the new crew members of the Sindri Space Station!Orientation was written by Kitt Keller, and featured the voices of Kitt Keller as Skatch, Ryan as Marsh, Fox Williams as Denny, Briauna Kittle as Chipper the Orientation bot, Capt. McCluskey, and Dr. Adamantium Figgis, and Conrad Miszuk as First Officer Radamanthus, with […]

Banshecil If you’ve been suffering from supernatural problems, there’s hope.Banshecil was written by Conrad Miszuk and featured the voices of Conrad Miszuk as Ghost, Kitt Keller as Woman, and Briauna Kittle as Woman, with Ryan Jenkins reading the stage directions. GHOST:              Six months ago, this was me. SFX 1:  […]

An instructional film helping loyal citizens everywhere stay vigilant against the threat of space ghosts. Types of Space Ghosts was written by Kitt Keller, featuring the voice of Fox Williams as the Narrator and Briauna Kittle as the valued Citizen, with Kitt Keller reading the stage directions, and music by Conrad Miszuk. MFX 1: Fanfare […]

The sci-fi classic Secrets of the Midnight introduces 3 spooktacular stories of Halloween haunting for the Never Rad Halloween Special. Kemboi In the first installment of the Never Rad Halloween Special, we hear excerpts from the audio recordings of Kemboi was written by Conrad Miszuk, featuring the voices of Ryan Jenkins as Kemboi, Fox Williams […]

Drama is brewing among the Podtestants, and we hear from some more of our lovely (fake) advertisers. HOT POD PART SIX MFX:    Back from commercials cue HOSTBEING:    Welcome back to HotPod. The podtestants…and, uh, the producers…have just found out that fan-favorite Jahn Smythe isn’t who he appears to be.  MFX:    Confessionals music cue  NERF:    Hello, […]

Attention Miscellanists! The Twitch livestream show originally scheduled for Dec. 11th, has been moved to Dec. 18th at 7Pm MST. Due to unforeseen scientific phenomena and Conrad moving house, the live stream show originally scheduled for Dec. 11th will be moving to Friday, Dec. 18th at 7pm MST. We hope you’ll be able to join […]

Drama is brewing among the Podtestants, and we hear from some more of our lovely (fake) advertisers. MFX:        Back from commercials cue HOSTBEING:    Welcome back to the HotPod, the sexiest escape pod this side of the Kuiper Belt. The podtestants have been figuring out how to make it through their new existence as shipmates […]

Drama is brewing among the Podtestants, and we hear from some more of our lovely (fake) advertisers. MFX:    Return from commercials cue  HOSTBEING:    Welcome back, to HotYach—HotPod. The podtestants, crammed into a single-being escape pod with the productionbot staff, are coming to terms with their new reality. But will party-boy C’Thad and the Captain upset […]

Drama is brewing among the Podtestants, and we hear from some more of our lovely (fake) advertisers. MFX 1:    Return from commercial music HOSTBEING:    Welcome back to HotPod. Jahn and C’Thad have been planning a rager for the surviving HotPod podtestants, but not everyone is on board. Capt. Hedley, in direct violation of his employment […]

We hear more from the Podtestants and our lovely sponsors. SCENE 3: HOT POD PART TWO MFX 1:    Dramatic Cue HOSTBEING:    This week, on HotPod, the podtestants readjust to life on B-deck Escape Pod 6.  CTHAD:    Yo, homies, where’s the action at? It’s time to get this party started [“started” has like 6 syllables the […]

The exciting reality television show Hot Yacht has taken a turn when the Starship Sean Bean ends up on a collision course with a star and several cast members are forced to board an escape pod. HOT POD PT 1 MFX 0.1:    Dramatic Cue HOSTBEING:    Welcome back to season 22 of Hot Yacht! I’m your […]

We’ll be back with some more ridiculous public domain sci-fi. https://www.neverrad.com/twitch Hey, Never Rad Miscellanists, it’s ya’boy Conny Mizz. We’re doing another one of those short story reading events this Friday, Black Friday, November 27, 2020 at 7PM Arizona time, which is also currently Miscellany Time. We’ve got some great stuff for you! Be sure […]

Vol. 8, Part 6, the final segment of the live holostream of the 273rd annual Hot Boy Villain Awards. (Part of our live stream on Twitch from 8/28/2020.  Follow at neverrad.com/twitch) SCENE 11: HOT BOY VILLAIN AWARDS PART SIX MFX:    A GRAND MUSIC FLOURISH. TANGELO:    This is it folks, the moment we’ve all been waiting […]

Vol. 8, Part 5 of the live holostream of the 273rd annual Hot Boy Villain Awards, featuring ads for a new brand of tea, another PSA, and some hot new music. (Part of our live stream on Twitch from 8/28/2020.  Follow at neverrad.com/twitch) SCENE 9: HOT BOY VILLAIN AWARDS PART FIVE MFX 1:    A GRAND […]

Vol. 8, Part 2 of the live holostream of the 273rd annual Hot Boy Villain Awards, featuring ads from around the Spacedale Fashion OctoSphere food court. (Part of our live stream on Twitch from 8/28/2020.  Follow at neverrad.com/twitch) HOT BOY VILLAIN AWARDS PART FOUR MFX 1:    A GRAND MUSIC FLOURISH. TANGELO:    Welcome back, Hot Boy […]

Vol. 8, Part 3 of the live holostream of the 273rd annual Hot Boy Villain Awards, featuring a PSA about space drug safety and an ad for some hot new music. (Part of our live stream on Twitch from 8/28/2020.  Follow at neverrad.com/twitch)  HOT BOY VILLAIN AWARDS PART 3 TANGELO:    Welcome back to the 273d […]

Vol. 8, Part 2 of the live holostream of the 273rd annual Hot Boy Villain Awards, featuring ads from around the Spacedale Fashion OctoSphere food court. (Part of our live stream on Twitch from 8/28/2020.  Follow at neverrad.com/twitch) HOT BOY VILLAIN AWARDS PART TWO MFX:    A GRAND MUSIC FLOURISH. BARRISTER TANGELO:    Welcome back to the […]

Vol. 8, Part 1 of the live holostream of the 273rd annual Hot Boy Villain Awards, featuring ads from around the Spacedale Fashion OctoSphere food court. (Part of our live stream on Twitch from 8/28/2020.  Follow at neverrad.com/twitch)  SCENE 1: HOT BOY VILLAIN AWARDS PART ONE MFX 1:    A GRAND MUSIC FLOURISH. SFX 1:    APPLAUSE. […]

NeverRad.com/TwitchAudioVerseAwards.net GARY NAME:     Hi, I’m Gary Name, lighthouse keeper for Lux Prima Station out here on the edge of the galaxy. I’ve got a very special message for all you galactic citizens out there. Here on Lux Prima Station, I spend a lot of time alone with my thoughts, and sometimes, to help block […]

Pal and Emma set out across the desert towards the spot where Allan disappeared; meanwhile, Minnie faces an unwanted guest, and we hear for the first time from Dr. Blaise himself. MFX 1 INTRO MUSIC ANNOUNCER: Good Evening, ladies and gentlemen, and thank you for joining us tonight for the Joyce Cigarette Radio Hour. Joyce […]

7PM Arizona Time NeverRad.com/Twitch Eyestalks up, Space B-Words! The Never Rad Miscellany Live Stream 4: Hot Pod is flying into your face this Friday, September 25th, at 7pm pacific time on our twitch channel. Brace for sci-fi shenanigans and a post show conversation with the galaxy-brained Never Rad creators, join us at neverrad.com/twitch. PS, the […]

The Astral Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Automatons, Robots, and Synthetics is counting on you. ASPCARS was written by Briauna Kittle and featured the voice of Kitt Keller as Lara Tragloffin and the artist Britomatone as DECCO. SCENE 1: ROBO REHABILITATION HOSPITAL MFX 1: SAD GUITAR MUSIC. TRAGLOFFIN: Every sun cycle, hundreds of […]

neverrad.com/twitch Hey there, flesh bodies! Briauna here to announce another Never Rad Livestream is coming your way this Friday, August 28th at 7PM Arizona time. We’re gonna have chatting, we’re gonna have performances, we’re gonna have… an awards show? If you wanna find out what that’s all about, that’ll be August 28th, 7pm Arizona at […]

If you suffer from moderate to severe plaque tentaculitis, there’s hope… We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! This quality product advertisement was written by Kitt Keller, and features the […]

A message from our sponsor, the Sputnik and Greeb Law Group. We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! (Sputnik and Greeb is not a real law firm. Do not attempt […]

Vigilant citizens! Thank you for enjoying this new instructional film about the vital importance of victory gardens from the War Education Authority and Coronello Pictures. Growing Your Victory Garden was written by Kitt Keller and featured the voices of Conrad Miszuk as the Voice of the Government, William Crook as the Announcer, and Jenae Hirsch […]

Do you suffer from Space Madness? Galactrosine may be right for you. We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! MFX 1: Generic calming music NARRATOR: Space Madness. We’ve all heard […]

A message from our sponsor, the Sputnik and Greeb Law Group. We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! (Sputnik and Greeb is not a real law firm. Do not attempt […]

Buy one for your budding super villain today! MFX 1: Electric guitar music. SFX 1: Car engines SFX 2: Explosion(s) SPOKESPERSON: Hey kids! KIDS: Hey! SPOKESPERSON: Explosions! Action! Hardcore! Now you can play along with all your favorite heroes with the ToyBotics My First Doomsday Device, exclusively from ToyBotics. SFX 3: Explosions! SPOKESPERSON: Wow, look […]

Cesar is ready to party after moon cycles stranded aboard the Narcissus, but after some well needed advice from a lovely space detective, he decides to pursue a passion project. Transcription: MFX: INTRO THEME SCENE 1: SPACE MEGA-YACHT NARCISSUS SFX: ELECTRON RAZOR SALAMANDER: Q.C.Edgetest, will you hurry up and finish my shave? I need a […]

NeverRad.com/Twitch 3:30PM PDT, July 11th, 2020 Hey there, cats and kittens. It’s Briauna again sent directly from the Never Rad Miscellany to your earballs with only one pitstop for sugary snacks to let you know… we’re having another livestream! Crazy, right? On July 11th, 3:30PM Pacific time, we’ll be live on our Twitch channel with […]

twitch.tv/neverradmisc What’s up, my flip-flops and pleather sneakers? This is ya homedog Briauna coming at you from The Never Rad Miscellany to tell you, our loyal listeners, that we, the writers, will be streaming LIVE tomorrow, June 20th, 2020, over at twitch.tv/neverradmisc. That’s n-e-v-e-r-r-a-d-m-i-s-c. Starting at 3:30 Pacific time, we’ll be bringing you casual conversation, […]

NeverRad.com/YouTube June 3rd, 2020 3:30PM Arizona time. Hey, Never Rad listeners. Matt here. We’re going to be doing a live stream this Wednesday June 3rd at 3:30PM Arizona time over on our YouTube page. Be sure to subscribe at NeverRad.com/YouTube to make sure you don’t miss out! We’re going to do a Q&A so you […]

The damage to the computer’s processor was greater than previously understood, leaving our heroes back in their homes without a way to meet up. Transcription: DIGITERNIA 7 – ISOLATION SCENE 1: 
WYATT’S APARTMENT SFX 1: Restarting Sound. Ahhh! COMPUTER: Good Morning, Wyatt Carney. You have died! WYATT: What? I know that. I’ve been dead for […]

NeverRad.com/PatreonNeverRad.com/YouTube Hello, Never Rad listeners. Conrad Miszuk here. We’ve been kind of quiet lately for an all too predictable reason.  We’ve had to cancel all of our upcoming live shows pending a time when we can safely gather a group of people in one place.  We’re looking at ways of doing some live streaming, but […]

Space Lord Cesar Salamander runs his old school chum Ennui—er, Henri—who is now a galactic best-selling author. Over drinks in the hottest new restaurant in the quadrant, Henri and Sal reminisce over their schoolboy glory days: the nicknames, the jokes, the felonies. AGAS is written by Matt Braman, and features the voices of Conrad Miszuk […]

Captain Maximus Bradley of the starship Protuberance deals with a problem onboard. The Thing is written by Kitt Keller and features the voices of Ricco Machado-Torres as Captain Bradley, Jamie Haas as Commander Glerb, and Briauna Kittle as Alez Callan. Music and sound by Cody Hazelle. THE THING INT-EASA SPACECRAFT PROTUBERANCE – DAY, I GUESS? […]

Content warning: This episode of Dark Sovereign features references to emotional abuse, self-harm, and physical violence. The Sovereign now has almost complete control over the Lucis crew. Posi is malfunctioning, unable to power up and help the others. Parker is trapped in a spiral of devastating self-doubt, and Tamara is falling deeper into her obsession […]

Please hold. SFX 1:    Answering machine sound REPRESENTATIVE:     Thank you for calling the Miscellany Customer Service line. Your call is important to us; please remain on the line. Your call is so important… so very, very important. The full strength of all three of our emotions is focused — fully, unbreakingly, passionately focused — […]

Pal and Emma start to talk through more of the details of the scientific phenomena the Blaise team was investigating when Allan Blaise vanished. But their conversation is interrupted by the arrival of General Hillibrand, who’s determined to shut down Pal’s investigation for good. Phoenix Lights is written by Kitt Keller and features the voices […]

You have reached the voicemail box of Gurglon Pinchubrintz. Pet Sitting is written by Matt Braman and features the voices of Ryan Jenkins as Nebbix, William Crook as Mrs. Fleese, Ricco Machado-Torres as Joburn, Jenae Hirsch as Chadrick, Kitt Keller as the Answering Machine, and Matt Braman as Gurglon Pinchubrintz. Sound by Conrad Miszuk. SCENE: […]

Here we go again! Transcription: SCENE 1: 
THE INTRO CONRAD: Hello, everyone. Welcome. Thank you all so much for coming out to this fantastic event. I see a lot of familiar faces and a few new ones. Welcome. We have a big show just packed full of mind-blowing science fiction content, so I don’t want […]

Good news for the residents of Peaceful Digiternia Heights: dream mode has been activated!  Peaceful Digiternia Heights is written by Conrad Miszuk, and features the voices of Conrad Miszuk as Wyatt, Jenae Hirsch as Vivian, Ricco Machado-Torres as Maximillian, William Crook as Phillip, and Kitt Keller as Computer. Music, sound effects, and editing by Conrad […]

C’est le super grand prix and Space Lord Cesar Salamander is on the casino planet of Montarlo to gamble (he has a system) and watch the Cloud Boat races. Sal drinks, bets, berates long-suffering robot valet QC, and accidentally ends up on the Cloud Boat Super Grand Prix starting line. Hopefully, space PD detective LaFemme […]

Support us on Patreon: NeverRad.com/Patreon SCENE 1: SPACE LORD CESAR SALAMANDER’S DATING PROFILE SFX 1: ACTIVATE HOLOGRAM SFX 2: FIXING A DRINK SALAMANDER: Oh, hello. I did not see you there. My name is Space Lord Cesar Salamander and if you are watching this holo-recording, which I assume you are, (HICCUP) congratulations. You have selected […]

We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! (Sputnik and Greeb is not a real law firm. Do not attempt to hire Sputnik and Greeb. Sputnik and Greeb is written by […]

In this special holiday flashback, we see Det. Pal Vargas meet her first client and make an important new friend against the backdrop of Christmas 1945. Phoenix Lights is written by Kitt Keller and features the voices of Ryan Jenkins as Pal, Jenae Hirsch as Minnie, Ricco Machado-Torres as the client Alvin, William Crook as […]

Come to the show! neverrad.com/ticket Hello never rad listeners. Conrad here. The next Volume of the never rad Miscellany will be live at the Rebel lounge in Phoenix Arizona on March 2nd. $10 in advance, $15 day of. Doors at 6:30, show at 7. If you’re going to be in town, please come support us. […]

The Children of Orgelthrek have an important announcement regarding the eternal worship of Orgelthrek the Devourer. Children of Orgelthrek is written by Briauna Kittle and features the voices of Briauna Kittle as Main Course Frootle Oops, William Crook as Amuse-Bouche Tasse, Matt Braman as the Youth Pastor and as our voracious savior and savorer Orgelthrek. […]

The crew of the Lucis are still stranded on Hunk O’ Gray. Separated and trapped in a vast, pitch-dark cavern below the planet’s surface, it seems like things can only get worse. What’s more, Posi is malfunctioning, Tamara is becoming more and more obsessed with the planet’s secrets, and Parker is falling deeper into the […]

We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! (Sputnik and Greeb is not a real law firm. Do not attempt to hire Sputnik and Greeb. Sputnik and Greeb is written by […]

Wyatt and Vivian find themselves trying to guide the Computer through a series of relaxation exercises, because if she doesn’t calm down, Peaceful Digiternia Heights is in for some serious trouble. Peaceful Digiternia Heights is written by Conrad Miszuk, and features the voices of Conrad Miszuk as Wyatt, Jenae Hirsch as Vivian, and Kitt Keller […]

General Falstaff has an important announcement regarding the eternal fight against Orgelthrek the Devourer. The Twin Star Alliance is written by Briauna Kittle and features the voices of Ricco Machado-Torres as the Announcer, Ryan Jenkins as General Falstaff, and Kitt Keller as Natalie. Transcription: Twin Star Recruitment Part 1 ANNOUNCER:    We interrupt this program with […]

Join us as we begin another fabulous volume of The Never Rad Miscellany. Transcription: SCENE 1: The Intro CONRAD:    Hello, everyone, and welcome to another outstanding installment of The Never Rad Miscellany. This is the fifth volume. We are so happy that this strange project we’ve undertaken has come this far and we are thankful […]

NeverRad.com/ticket December 22nd, 2019, Rebel Lounge, Phoenix. Hello Never Rad Listeners. Volume 5 is coming up on December 22nd, 2019 at the Rebel Lounge. Doors open at 5:30. If you’re around, please join us for the show. Visit NeverRad.com/ticket to purchase your ticket today. That’s n-e-v-e-r-r-a-d dot com slash ticket.

Space Lord Cesar Salamander is ready to make some money with a new business opportunity and make some moves at the annual Veronica’s Hush Hush Lingerie Ball. However, his beloved Aunt Berthatrude has cut off his cash flow…and now it seems like to get back in the green, Sal will have to solve a murder. […]

Come to the Spirits Store for all your haunting needs! The Spirits Store is written by Briauna Kittle and featured the voice Ryan Jenkins as the Narrator. Music and sound by Cody Hazelle. MFX: SPOOKY OR LIGHT-HEARTED, WHICHEVER IS FUNNIER. AD PERSON: Do you have a haunted house that needs a little more padding in […]

There’s a store—a very special, very…unusual store—where you’ll always find exactly what you need. Frightful Things was written by Conrad Miszuk and featured dang near everybody—William Crook as the Devil, Ricco Machado-Torres as Buster, Jenae Hirsch as Tricia, Conrad Miszuk as Reverend, Briauna Kittle as Dorothy, and Ryan Jenkins as Lillith. Music and sound by […]

In London’s most exclusive private club for the assistants and supporters of Mad Scientists, Mr. Igor and Mr. Renfield are planning a surprise. The Oxblood Club was written by Kitt Keller and featured the voices of Matthew Braman as the Butler, Ricco Machado-Torres as Igor, William Crook as Renfield, and Ryan Jenkins Miss Billie Joel […]

Enjoy this exclusive clip from upcoming popular TV show #TURNT. What’s up with Alex and Sam? Turnt was written by Matthew Braman and featured the voices of William Crook as Sam and Ricco Machado-Torres as Alex. ALEX: Whoah, hey! What up, my guy? Funny running into you here. I haven’t seen you in, like, wow. […]

Wyatt and Vivian face a new challenge in Peaceful Digiternia Heights: Halloween Mode has been initiated. Peaceful Digiternia Heights is written by Conrad Miszuk, and features the voices of Conrad Miszuk as Wyatt, Jenae Hirsch as Vivian, Jamie Haas as Carlie, William Crook as Philip, Ricco Machado-Torres as Maximilian, and Kitt Keller as Computer. SCENE […]

We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! (BiteHappy is not a real product. Do not attempt to purchase BiteHappy. BiteHappy is written by Kitt Keller, and features the voice of […]

Let’s kick off another exciting volume of The Never Rad Miscellany. This time, it’s Halloween. CONRAD: Hello, everyone. Welcome. Thank you so much for attending this special Halloween presentation of The Never Rad Miscellany. Before we begin, I would like to thank our patrons on Patreon for helping us to keep this production going from […]

A bonus episode showing Detective LaFemme in her element. SPACE DETECTIVE SAOIRSE LAFEMME played by Briauna Kittle, SGT. HIGGS played by Jenae Hirsch, SGT. BOZON played by Ricco Machado Torres, FARLAX played by Jamie Haas, and JINTLEPRONG played by Conrad Miszuk. Written by Matt Braman. Music, sound, and editing by Matt Braman. Scene One Cold […]

Emma Blaise has come to Private Detective Pal Vargas for help finding her missing husband, business as usual in the world of a private eye. But now, Pal and Emma are on the run from the US Air Force. It seems that the disappearance of military scientist like Allan Blaise might not be quite as […]

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The self-proclaimed dashing adventurer Space Lord Cesar Salamander has turned his attention to the issue of security. He sets off to procure a weapon befitting a Space Gentleman of his stature—as dangerous as it is sexy—and of course, his valet Q.C. Edgetest must shoulder the burden (literally) of his newest obsession. A Gentleman About Space […]

The crew of the Lucis are still stranded on Hunk O’ Gray, and things are starting to get tense. After an argument with Parker, Tamara takes Posi into the temple to investigate the next chambers…it seems their search has awakened a being Tamara never expected to encounter. Dark Sovereign is written by Briauna Kittle, and […]

October 27th, 2019. https://www.neverrad.com/ticket CONRAD: Hello, Never Rad Miscellany listeners. This is show creator Conrad Miszuk I wanted to give you a heads up that our next live performance in Phoenix, Arizona will be Sunday, October 27th, 2019 at the Rebel Lounge. The show begins at 6PM and tickets are just $10 in advance. Head […]

Wyatt and Vivian do their best to make a new friend, but the system, and its recently freed processing resources, have some surprises in store. Peaceful Digiternia Heights is written by Conrad Miszuk, and features the voices of Conrad Miszuk as Wyatt, Jenae Hirsch as Vivian, Jamie Haas as Carlie, and Kitt Keller as Computer. […]

Lord Cesar Salamander, self-proclaimed space-ladies’ man extraordinaire, is off to seduce a pair of space-princesses at the signing of the Kylondrio peace treaty, but all is not smooth sailing. With QC exasperatedly at his side, Salamander navigates the high-intrigue worlds of diplomacy, journalism, and noise ordinances. If he wants to get the girl(s), he’ll have […]

We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! (Audribble is not a real product. Do not attempt to purchase Audribble. Audribble is written by Conrad Miszuk, and features the voices of […]

It’s June 1946, and strange things are in the air. Beautiful, mysterious Emma Blaise has come to private eye Pal Vargas for help: her husband is missing, and nothing about his disappearance adds up. As Pal tries to get answers from Mrs. Blaise, they both find themselves caught in a web of lies and misdirections. […]

The highly motivated staff at Miscellany Quality Control are here to take care of you. Our phones lines are always open; give us a call at (224)CALL-RAD. Quality Control was written by Matt Braman and features the voices of Ricco Machado-Torres as the Caller, Briauna Kittle as Operator 1, Jamie Haas as Operator 2, and […]

Your call is important to us. Please remain on the line. Intermission facts written by Conrad Miszuk. Music and sound by Matt Braman. Read by Jamie Haas. SCENE 1: 
THE INTERMISSION VOICE: Hello, you have reached the Never Rad Miscellany claims center. We are so sorry to hear about your loss. For loss of an […]

The crew of the Lucis find that they are stranded on the planet Hunk O’ Gray with no way of communicating with their mother ship. Captain Parker frets about repairs (and about everything else) while Tamara decides to dig deeper into the mysterious alien temple they’ve discovered buried beneath the planet’s surface. But Parker has […]

It is important for every good citizen to learn the importance of Responsibility. This short film, produced by Coronello Pictures for the War Education Authority, is designed to help you and your child learn about the value of Responsibility and how every citizen can practice Responsibility at home by adopting and caring for a pet. […]

Wyatt Carney has hacked his own afterlife. He and ex-(in both senses of the word) girlfriend Vivian Hughes have built themselves a digital mall, complete with digital Muzak, as a meeting place to get to know their fellow digital decedents. Their first encounter with one of their Digiternia neighbors doesn’t quite go as planned…and what […]

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Meet Lord Cesar Salamander: space layabout, space playboy, and space millionaire, constantly attended and assisted by his long-suffering, quick-witted robot valet QC Edgetest. In this episode, Lord Salamander explains the finer points of peacocking, attends the society soiree of Lady Upsilon, and turns a murder-most-foul into a meet-cute with alluring detective Saoirse LaFemme of the […]

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It’s June 1946 and private eye Pal Vargas is every bit the classic film-noir detective, right down to the hat and is deep in thought until secretary Minnie Brown opens the door with a beautiful woman in tow. Emma Blaise is a woman with a problem only Pal can solve: her husband is missing, and […]

Learn to take your feelings and box them away! We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! (Box Away Your Feelings is not a real product. Do not attempt to purchase […]

Your call is important to us. Please remain on the line. Intermission written by the Never Rad Miscellany. Answering machine voice played by Jenae Hirsch. Music by Matt Braman. Give them all some money at www.patreon.com/neverrad The Never Rad Miscellany is produced and directed by Conrad Miszuk and is recorded live at The Rebel Lounge […]

The crew of the collector ship Lucis has been sent out on a mission to explore the extremely-literally-named planet Hunk o’ Gray. Satellite information indicates the planet might—just might—support life. Scientist Tamara is excited to get the chance to be the first human to encounter interstellar life forms, while Captain Parker is cautious…well, skittish…well, really, […]

We get it: nobody wants to hear ads. But the Never Rad Miscellany brings you the best products from the best advertisers. Every ad we take helps us keep the podcast running! (Yotota Theseus is not a real product. Do not attempt to purchase Yotota Theseus. Yotota Theseus is written by Matt Braman, and features […]

After a long and full life, one-time computer security expert Wyatt Carney dies…then finds himself in Peaceful Digiternia Heights, a digital afterlife server that was abandoned decades ago while still stuck in Version 1.0. He’s got no way out, no way to talk to the outside world, and a constant companion in the form of […]

CONRAD: Greetings and welcome to the premiere of the Never Rad Miscellany. My name is Conrad Miszuk and I am the director of this project. What you are about to see and/or hear is the finest surrealist and science fiction known to this arm of the galaxy. I know. I checked. It understandably took a […]

The Never Rad Miscellany is a collection of dramatized audio science fiction, usually performed live. Here’s a taste.